I actually want to thank a reveiwer.
Btch. (Yes. Laugh at the name. I did.)
You actually kind-a helped me.
Thank you!
You were way freaking out. You begin to hyperventilate.
"Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd." You repeat, looking out your window, at the swirled sandy paths that your house was now sitting on.
Suddenly, another beeping noise appeared from your computer.
You walked over to it slowly, sitting at the bright red swivel chair.
PLEASE ENTER YOUR PESTERCHUM USER NAME.
You stared at the screen, looking at what seemed to be a sign up page.
You looked around your room, looking for something to use as a good name. Your eyes settled on a TARDIS figurine, laying sideways on the desk.
You slowly typed on your computer.
doctorFerret
You giggled a bit.
It was a silly name.
But at least it wasn't as bad as 'centaursTesticle'.
OH GOD CENTAURSTESTICLE.
As you giggle, you put in a password, and log in.
doctorFerret has logged in for the first time.
EB: hey, its a newbie.
DF: Hi!
TG: yo
TT: Hello.
DF: Lol, tentacleTherapist? Cool name.
TT: Thank you.
DF: Welcome~
EB: so what brings you to our little chat?
DF: Um, I just moved. Mom said I 'needed friends'.
DF: And this is my way of saying 'Okay mum! I'll do just that!'.
TT: Interesting.
TG: yeah
gardenGnostic has logged in.
GG: hey guys! :) hey, whos the newbie?
DF: They call me...
DF: The Doctor. -dun dun dun-
DF: But I prefer 'Tea'.
TT: I'm called Rose.
TG: dave
EB: im John!
GG: im Jade :D
DF:Yay, now I have made friends.
carcinoGeneticist began trolling doctorFerret
DF: Oooh, The fabled troll.
EB: oh gog, not this guy
GG: im out, i cant stand him.
gardenGnostic logged out
CG: WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU?
DF: Oh, me? I am nothing but a simple girl.
DF: Unless, maybe, you know something~
CG: WHY THE F*CK WOULD I KNOW SOMETHING?
doctorFerret giggles maniacally
EB: this is soooo not weird.
DF: Weird is good. Take me for example~
CG: I'LL ASK AGAIN, WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU?
DF: The names Tea.
DF: And no need to introduce yourself.
DF: ~Karkles~
CG: ...
DF: I'll see you guys again~ Toots duckies~
doctorFerret has logged out
CG: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED?
EG:...no clue.
You are not sure what just happened.
But you think you just somewhat trolled a troll.
You fist pump.
"Boo ya! That was awesome!" You say to no one in particular.
Well, besides the ferret skeleton on you desk.
Poor poor Mr. Skittles...
You realize you have yet to explore your new surroundings. You leave your room, going into the living room, but not before grabbing your brothers little league bat. You're not really sure how to use it...or how to hold it for that matter. But you carry it the way you've seen him do it. You cautiously open the front door.
Nothing so far.
You walk out slowly, waving the bat a bit.
Nothing.
You do a full 360.
Again, Nothing.
Where the heck were the imps?
"H-hello?" You say, noticing how quiet it is, aside from the sound of bubbling water. You walk around the perimeter of your house.
Around it were a few small hot springs, bubbling. Boy did they look comfortable...
And the sand.
SO MUCH SAND.
And it was in a swirling pattern, like a zen garden.
Something flashes from the corner of your eye.
Oh Gog. Oh Gog. Oh Gog.
What was it?
You can't ACTUALLY hurt something.
Your a gamer, not a fighter!
You go around the next corner of your house, slowly, holding the bat out.
"BAN ZAAAAIII!" You yelled, holding the bat above you head.
"Creeee!" Squeaked a small little...squeak.
You open your eyes and see..
A small...pink...Elephant...thing.
"So cute.." You say, looking at it.
Then it runs away.
As you gape at it's speed, a there's a loud thumping noise behind you.
You turn Veeerrryyy slowly.
Behind you is...
An imp.
"...Crap..."
Soooo...Is it good?