A/N – Next chappie up now =D I know that there are a few paintball stories out there, but we haven't seen one with the Cullen's Vs Wolves, so this is different! Enjoy!

Jacobs POV

I knew before I even arrived to Emily's that the pack would be there. Probably stuffing their faces with blueberry muffins. At the thought of food my stomach growled, highlighting the fact that I hadn't eaten in ages. God, I hope there was still some left. I walked into the house with Nessie at my side and sure enough, they were all sitting around the little table.

"Any left?" I asked, after seeing what Renesmee wanted through her thoughts.

"You know we don't mind you flirting, but the touching has to stop!" Paul teased, looking at Renesmee's hand on my arm.

"Watch it Paul, you don't want anything else broken, do you?" I smirked, recalling the memory of the last time I broke his nose.

"Hey, Renesmee!"

Nessie pulled away from me and ran over to give Emily a hug. When they let go, Emily went back into the kitchen and brought out another plate of muffins. Embry reached over to grab one but got whacked on the head by Emily.

"Ladies first!" She gestured to Nessie to help herself before letting anyone else take one, even Sam.

"Why do chicks always stick together?" Quil asked.

"Because we need to," Emily said, simply.

"Hey Nessie," Leah smiled as she sat down. She had been slowly warming to Nessie over the past few months. Maybe it was because she was half human and not a bloodsucker? I really didn't know but I was grateful to her for trying.

"So, are you going to tell them Jake?" Renesmee asked.

"Tell us what?" Sam asked, suspicious.

"Nothing bad," I reassured everyone, "But I can't guarantee that it won't be bad for the Cullen's…"

That had definitely caught their attention. Embry had even abandoned his muffin on the table, not even noticing when Paul grabbed it from right underneath his nose.

"We're going to have a paintball fight with the Cullen's!" I smiled, watching everyone's' reactions. Leah just simply said "whatever", while Embry, Quil, and Paul and whooped and cheered. Nessie ran back over to Emily and showed her the conversation from back at the Cullen's house.

"You guys up for it then?" I laughed, before backtracking at Leah's growl and saying, "Er… I mean… You lot up for it?"

"How many of them are there?" Sam asked, ever being strategic.

"Eight of them, not including Nessie."

"So we need to match their numbers," he said, more talking to himself than me, as he did a quick head count.

"There are seven of us in this room – you, me, Leah, Seth, Embry, Paul, and Quil" Sam continued, "so can you go and find Jared?"

"Paul, go find Jared" I said as I threw myself down on the nearest seat and helped myself to a muffin.

"Why me?" he asked outraged.

"You need the exercise."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

I rolled my eyes before saying, "Just go find him, yeah? You can have a shot on my motorbike if you go."

"I'd just take your bike anyway" he muttered as he ran out the door, not fast enough to dodge the muffin that I threw at him though.

"Once you've finished acting like a kid," Sam glared, "maybe you could tell us when this paintball fight is going to take place?"

"Tomorrow morning," I choked through a mouthful of food, "meeting up at the old clearing."

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Oh, btw Nicole, the cat jokes in the next chapter =P