Reborn's Special Bullet Fest
Disclaimer : I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Warning : Shonen-ai and Grammar horrors.
"SHUT UP!" Gokudera yelled at the laughing students. But they paid no heed to him. "I'm gonna.." He took out his dynamites but he was stopped by Yamamoto.
"Gokudera, I think we should bring Tsuna back home. It's not funny if he strips himself like last time..."
"Damn it!" Gokudera snapped at Yamamoto. He hid his dynamites back and bowed to Tsuna. "Juudaime, please excuse my rudeness." Then he carried Tsuna bridal style and ran with all his might to Tsuna's house, cursing everyone who laughed at them as they passed.
"Reborn-san!" Gokudera called as he opened the door to Tsuna's room. He looked around and blinked several times. "Strange, where is he?"
"What's the matter?" Yamamoto appeared behind Gokudera.
"Reborn-san, he's gone..."
"Okay..., now what?" Yamamoto scratched his head.
"We have to find him! If anyone should know what's happening to Juudaime, it's Reborn-san!" Gokudera was in the middle of the way of putting Tsuna down when Yamamoto said. "I think you shouldn't put Tsuna down, the way his eyes are glowing is kind of dangerous..."
"Huh?" Gokudera turned to look at Tsuna and froze. Truth to be told, Tsuna was glaring daggers at Gokudera. "Juu.. Juudaime?"
"I don't think Tsuna appreciate you carried him like that. I mean, he's got your personality..." Yamamoto added.
"Put me down." Tsuna finally spoke. "Or I'll shove a dynamite to your fucking ass." He hissed. Gokudera hurriedly put him down.
Yamamoto laughed. "That's completely your personality Gokudera."
"Touches.." Gokudera whispered.
"What?"
"Juudaime takes the personality of the person who touches him. And it's not limited to one person, at school, that bastard, me and you touched Juudaime, as a result, Juudaime got our personalities." Gokudera explained.
"Wow, you really are smart." Yamamoto laughed.
"Why the fuck are you laughing? This is not a joke. Now we have to find a person with Juudaime's personality AGAIN. And... I have to protect Juudaime from people like you." Gokudera pointed at Yamamoto.
"That's harsh Gokudera, I want to help too." Yamamoto said.
"No, I don't trust you. I'll watch out for Juudaime alone. I won't let him out from my gaze and AH! Where's Juudaime?" Gokudera shouted as he saw the place where moments ago, Tsuna was glaring at him.
"He went out." Yamamoto casually told Gokudera.
"Why didn't you stopped him? You Vocaloids freak!"
"Well, you said you don't want my help..."
"You!" Gokudera pointed angrily at Yamamoto. "Fine, help me search Juudaime. It's not good for Juudaime to walk around alone in his condition. What if... what if he met someone with a destructive personality?" Gokudera reminded of Xanxus. "Or a pervert?" Shamal. "Someone stupid." Ryohei. As Gokudera thought of the possibilities, his pale face got paler and paler. "A combination of Varia?"
"Relax, Gokudera. I'm sure Varia has returned to Italy."
"Ushishishi... calling for us?"
Gokudera and Yamamoto turned to look at the entire group of Varia.
Fuck, the situation just keeps getting worse and worse.. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"VOII, your boss has finally got the guts to mock us. How dare he says that Varia is a group of stupid animals with a monkey as their boss. So we came back here to kick his ass." Squalo answered.
"I don't think Tsuna is that kind of guy. Aren't you just imagining things?" Yamamoto calmly said.
"This letter obviously has his name as a sender!" Squalo showed Yamamoto and Gokudera the letter.
"Let's see, to Xanxus, the monkey king of Varia, group of stupid animals. From Dame Tsuna." Yamamoto read aloud the letter.
"This is not from Juudaime." Gokudera confidently said.
"Of course you said it's not from him. He's your boss." Fran said.
"I have proof for this." Gokudera stated.
"Oh? Then show us this proof of yours trash!" Xanxus commanded.
Gokudera then took out lots of papers and showed them to Varia. "Look at these."
"Wow, his marks are very pathetic." Fran commented.
"As you can see, these are Juudaime's tests' papers." Gokudera exclaimed.
"What are the relation between these with the proof?" Lussuria asked.
"Look at Juudaime's names. What do you get?"
"He writes them wrong?" Levi suggested.
"That's right, in every single one of those, Juudaime wrote his name wrongly but.. in this letter, Juudaime's name was spelled right. So there's no way Juudaime writes this letter." Gokudera concluded.
Yamamoto laughed. "That's Gokudera for you. Always know everything about Tsuna."
All of Varia sweatdropped and concluded one thing. 'Sawada Tsunayoshi is stupid but his guardians were complete idiots.'
Meanwhile, Tsuna...
Tsuna was in the middle of lighting the cigarette he had just bought when someone touches his shoulder.
"Boss, cigarette is not good for your health." Came Chrome's soft voice. Then purple smoke engulfed her and Mukuro said." That's right Vongola. You should take care your body properly until the time for me to possess it come."
Tsuna dropped the cigarette and turned to Mukuro. He smiled sweetly at him. "Mukuro-sama."
Mikuro blinked in confusion a few times. "What is wrong with you, Vongola?"