Karin: OMG!! I updated!! I actually updated!!!
Kakashi: (reading Icha Icha Happiness (don't ask)) good for you.
Karin: put that pervy book down.
Kakashi: (Still reading) good for you. Nice rack by the way.
Karin: (smashes Kakashi into orbit with an Outrageously Oversized Hammer) Pervert!!
Kakashi: (in orbit with a "borrowed" space suit and a Band-Aid on head) dowzer co owns nothing… Please don't sue it.
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Sauske's POV
"Anyway we'll get married in a field of daisies and the Sandaime will be doing the ceremony and Ino-pig will be there so I can rub in in her face and of course Naruto will get out of prison just for the event and all of the rookie 9 will be there and of course Iruka-sensei will be there and Kakashi- sensei and everyone else and we'll have a big house in the middle of the village and-…" just guess who that is. The dobe slashed me across the chest and believe or not, I survived. So here we are at camp. I'm laying on a stretcher (if I get up blood will flow like a fountain), Kakashi is using crutches do to the dobe, Sakura, while I'm thankful for her knocking The dobe out, needs to shut up. I would say so but she's pale and sweating. Though it sounds like she's sure the dobe will get 10 years or something, you can tell she fears for his life. As for the blond Uzumaki himself, he's laying tied up on the ground. Wonder what Sakura's saying right now? "We'll have our honeymoon in Suna and-…" sorry I asked.
"Do you ever shut up?" we all turned to see the dobe. Still tied up but with his eyes open.
"Oh, so the spy is awake now?" Sakura's response.
"Actually, I've been awake for the past hour."
"Liar! Why haven't you said anything if that was true?"
"I was looking for information, though it seems that you're not giving anything useful."
"Why you little! Me and Sauske's marriage is important!"
"Where just some Genin. What did you expect dobe?" I put in my two yen.
"Kindly untie me so I can kick your ass!" Said dobe responded angrily.
"So you're awake. Now you can answer our questions." said a tall scarecrow.
"You're late, Kakashi." was Naruto's quiet response.
"You're Quiet?!"
"I usually am."
"What else are you hiding?" Asked Sakura.
"More than you know or ever will."
Kakashi frowned. "what do you mean by that?"
Naruto smirked and Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Do you want to know why the villagers hate me?"
Sakura's POV
What does that loser mean? The villagers hate him?
'don't tell me you forgot!'
Of course Inner Sakura has to put in her 2 yen.
'hell yeah I do!'
I really need to get checked for schizophrenia.
'Were not- Oh forget it. Remember 6 years ago?'
Oh yeah!
Flash back 6 years ago
It was October 10th and the Kyuubi festival was in full swing. I had a dango in my mouth and was enjoying the festive when it happened.
"Get back here demon brat!" said a villager.
I saw a boy about my age running from a mob of villagers holding any weapons they could find. He wore brown rags, had blonde hair, and big blue eyes filled with tears.
"what did I ever do to you?" He sobbed.
"what did you ever do to us? You've got a lot of nerve saying that you demon. Today we finish what the Yondaime started!" shouted another villager.
The boy saw a ladder and started climbing only to be dragged down by the villagers.
Blood soon ran into the street as the villagers started beating down on him.
I just couldn't watch it anymore.
"please stop it!" I shouted.
No one looked. No one heard. I shouted several more times, but no one heard. Finally they left.
I ran over to the boy. He was covered in blood and his eyes were dull. He had to be dead. I was about to bury him when I realized, If someone saw, they might think I did it! I looked both ways, and I ran.
End Flashback
I felt horrible about that day. I just left him there because I thought I might get in trouble.
My POV
"Naruto! You can't tell them! It's forbidden!" shouted Kakashi with horror.
"Like I care. The reason is-…"
He was cut short when three ninja leapt down from the treetops.
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Karin: And cut!
Kakashi: you can't!
Karin: I can.
Kakashi: Damn you Karin!
Karin: yeah, I know! ROD.
Kakashi: Read or die? (do not own)
Karin: No! I stopped read that piece of crap after the first chapter! It's review or die.
Kakashi: cliffhanger time.
Karin: Ahem. Who were the ninja? What village were they affiliated with? And will Sakura ever get checked for schizophrenia? Tune in next time to find out!
Kakashi: exactly how much TV do you watch?
Karin: 50 hours a week.