I dont own Kick buttowski suburban daredevil but I love the show!
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"Kendall... That was amazing!" kick said "What that? No it was nothing." she said feeling a bit embarrassed from the praise. "Sorry I thought you were one of the others, just that helmet makes your voice sound so deep." "It's alright, speaking of helmets, nice hood" Kendall said with an implying manor. "What do you mean hood?" Kick felt around his head and noticed a soft fabric where his once hard plastic helmet had been. "HEEEELLLLMMMMMEEEETTTTT!" he screamed "Calm down Clarence!" she said sternly "Your still wearing your helmet but in this virtual world you're in your class gear." "Class gear?" he said bewildered "Yes. For instance I'm wearing plate armor, because of my class allows it, I am a "Fighter" class and you are a "Ranger" class from the looks of it." with that Kick took a good look at what he was wearing his jumpsuit he noticed was gone. Instead he wore a green tunic and brown pants; he had brown leather gloves and boots, all under a flowing green cloak that hid his hair.
"How did I not notice any of these new clothes when I was fighting those goblins?" Kick said in disbelief still going over his new look. "Wait home come I didn't get to pick a "class" like you?" he said with air quotes "Since your new you get a starter class! These characters are designed with making your transition into the game easy." she replied "And ugh... Since I probably won't get another chance at this, do you mind showing me, well you know." she said pointing at his head. "You want to see what I look like without my helmet on?" she nodded. "No deal!" he shot back. "Aw come on real quick! Just a peek." she pleaded "NO!" He said while holding his hood down tight over his head. "Humph. Fine let's just find Ronaldo and Gordon" she said slightly irritated but still very curious, she started walking down the way kick came. "Well wait." he said and Kendall turned around quickly "Yes" she said hopeful he changed his mind. "What about the town, shouldn't we help them rebuild and clear out the dead goblins?" the hooded kick said, Kendall felt the tiniest bit of embarrassment come to her thinking he would change his mind "No, didn't you notice the dead bodies are all gone?" Kendall replied.
"Their gone, really?" Kick spun around to see for himself and sure enough the bodies had vanished. He noticed that in their place were burlap sacks large and small. "What's with the bags?" he asked Kendall "Oh right! I almost forgot those are loot drops, once all enemies are dead in the area the bodies turn into whatever collectible item they had on them, such as money, weapons, food, you know that sort of thing." she said walking back over to kick "We should definitely see what they have in them!" after searching the bags they found three pieces of gold, some silver and a small metal cap. "You should put all that in your adventure pack." she said, so Kick felt around his back for any sort of pack but couldn't find one "What pack?" he asked "Right sorry I forget your still new, here hold out your hands and say 'Adventurer Pack'" as she said this a brown pack appeared in her hands, she took the cap and placed it into her bag and saying it again the pack was gone. "See it's easy, now you try" kick did and was amazed that it appeared "Wow Ronaldo really outdid himself with this game! Don't tell him I said that" Kendall gave a small laugh to this. Kick placed his money in the bag and said "Adventurer Pack" the bag disappeared as quickly as it came.
Kendall put her helmet back on "Alright Clarence, let's head down the road the boys shouldn't be too far from where you started." Kick laughed at Kendall "What's so funny!" she said "That helmet makes you sound like a dude!" he said laughing some more "That's it next town we go to I'm getting a faceless helmet!" she said. So both set off walking back down the dirt path, after a short time Kendall became worried "Where did those two go off two? You weren't that far from me when we started. Were you?" Kendall asked "No not far at all, I heard that woman scream for help and that's how I found you." he said. "We'll then where are these two at?" before kick could reply he heard some shout off in the distance "Use your magic or something!" "I'm trying but I can't move my arms!" the sound was coming from the woods to the right off the dirt path. "Was that?" Kendall said, without a second more to think about it she bolted down in the direction of the voices. "Hey, wait!" Kick said, noticing she wasn't going to stop he darted off after her, which wasn't too hard to do since she was in armor and sounded like pans falling down stairs anytime she ran. Within a few seconds he was right beside her then he passed her right up, deciding that if Ronaldo and Gordon were indeed in trouble than they would need all the help they could get and fast! When Kick found the source of the noise he couldn't believe it, webbing everywhere in the huge forest clearing that was dimly lit. The tree tops had been moved and stuck together to keep light out, kick noticed two spiders wrapping what appears to be a boy in a dress wearing glasses and pretty boy poser in armor "Ronaldo, Gordon!" Kick yelled and they both looked and said "Buttowski! Get us out of here!" acting quickly Kick pulled out his bow and loaded it fired one into the eyes of the spider killing it instantly the other spider seeing this jumps down and begins advancing on Kick. Kick loads and fires a shot at the approaching spider but the spider sees it coming and jumps out the way, landing on a tree it fires a ball of web straight for Kick, Kick uses his cloak to shield himself from the blast. It hits the back of Kick's cloak and when it drops behind Kick an arrow comes flying out, which hits the spider in the abdomen.
It hisses angrily and the wail calls out three more spiders! "Aw biscuits!" Kick says as he sees the other three spiders coming down from the tree tops. Kick pulled out two arrows and focused on the spider he hit and the third one to come down from his initial mark, pulling back the bow he launched the arrows and hit the third one and killing his first target. The three spiders descending upon kick shot webbing at him, Kick jumped back from the first shot, back flipped from the second shot, and gave a mighty leap back from the third hitting his back into a tree. "No problem just got to… uh. I'M STUCK!" Kick forgot about the web still on his back he got his arms stuck to his body when he tried to take the cloak off, as two giant balls of web hit him dead on. "Well this can't be good!" Kick said "So much for our rescue" said Ronaldo "Yeah, leave it to Lose-ttowski to get us killed on his first time" Gordon said. "Not really helping here guys!" as three spiders made their way over to Kick. Just as the first spider was about to sink its fang into Kick it was hit in the mouth with a shield breaking its fangs! "I've got you Clarence" Kendall said.
"Kendall" all three boys said with vigor, "Never leave it to a man to do a ladies job!" as she charged in knocking the fangless spider into the other two, then she turned and with a swipe of her axe cut the webbing off of kick. "Thanks" he said "Don't thank me yet we still got three pissed spiders to deal with" she said "Hey not to be a bother or anything but COULD SOMEONE CUT US DOWN!" shouted Gordon. "Alright you distract the spiders and Ill cut them down" Kendall said "You got it" he replied, Kick bolted to the left and Kendall went right, Kick launched a few more arrows into the group of spiders to gauge their attention towards him. He hit them in the legs and abdomen, they turned to him and started following him, Kendall ran up to the tree and threw her axe towards Ronaldo first cutting him down. He fell and hit the ground with a light thud, "Ow! Thank you dearest!" He rose to his feet and picked up an elongated gnarl branch from the ground "Good thing this didn't break" Ronaldo said as he pointed it towards Gordon and started casting a spell to get rid of the web "BURNING HANDS" Ronaldo shouts and fire blast forth from his hands and he uses near the web so the heat can snap the threads. Gordon drops down to the ground with a loud thud. "OW! You couldn't have done that any other way!" he said "You're free aren't you!" Kendall said "Now hurry up we have to save Kick before those spiders get him!" she added and the three ran down into the forest after him.
Kick had gotten a good distance away from Kendall and the others, he even managed to hide himself while running from the spiders in a tree, so instead of being the hunted and them the hunters, he was the hunter and THEY were his prey. The spiders still on the ground were looking in three different directions for the small ranger, while he had a bird's eye view of all three he loaded two more arrows into his bow and focused on the fangless one; the other two spiders turned around quickly as their fangless friend screeched out in pain and dropped. Frantically they looked around for where the shots came from but kick had cancelled himself in the shadows and leaves of the tree. They started climbing up the trees to get a better shot, one climbed the tree Kick was hiding in, seeing no other way to move he did the only thing he could think of, he leapt from his hiding spot and straight down into the spider arrow loaded he shot one directly into the gaping mouth of the giant beast riding its corpse all the way down. He hit the ground with a squish noise and was completely stuck in the gooey abdomen of the spider. "NOT AGAIN!" He shouted the other spider jumped from his climb back down to the ground right next to Kick, clicking it mandible in hunger bringing it closer to Kick "not good not good not good not good!" he thought to himself "THUNDERWAVE!" was all Kick heard as raw energy crackled from the ground in a straight line at the spider sending it flying off to the side. Gordon then rushed the spider with broadsword in hand "IN THE NAME OF KORD I SMITE THEE!" he shouted and his weapon glowed bright as he brought it down and struck the spider, the light off his weapon along with the initial strike brought the beast down.
Kendall had run up to Kick "Got yourself in another sticky situation I see" she laughed at her own lame joke, Kick just rolled his eyes. "Just hurry up and get me out of here" he responded, she grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him free from the webbing placing him down next to the spider corpse. "Thanks for the help… again" he said to Kendall "but uh, what's with Ronaldo's dress?" "It's not a dress Buttowski, it's a wizards robe!" He wore a red robe with a black trim on the back a black flame raised up till it reached the collar, underneath he wore simple travelers clothes of a blue shirt and green pants. Kick looked over to see Gordon wearing golden armor with no helmet (He didn't want to mess up his virtual hairdo) a golden broadsword strapped to his back and a small loot bag filled with gold coins in his left hand. "Oh yeah the great paladin Gordie saves the day again!" he cheered as he walks back to the group "Yeah after he was saved" said Kendall "Minor Details" he retorted "Anyway what is Buttowski over here?" Gordie said "He got the "Ranger" class, which is why he was so good with a bow." Kendall said "Ranger, huh" Ronaldo said "well at least he didn't get the Cleric, well we should probably get out of this forest and head into the village." "Yeah the village is gone, was under siege and burned by goblins but Kick and I took care of them." "Well now where do we go?" Gordie asked "The only place left is the town to the north Rantoroth. It will take about two days to get there but there should be an Inn halfway in between." Ronaldo answered "Well than ladies let's get a move on!" Gordie said. Ronaldo, Gordie and kick started walking back to the dirt road, but kick was stuck on something he turned around to see Kendall holding the end of his cloak.
"Kendall what are you doing?" "By my count I saved you more than twice already, you owe me something." she had this mischievous look in her eyes "What are you getting at Kendall?" "Well Kick, I think it's time you showed me what's under your hood. If you don't do it on your own I'll get Gordie and Ronaldo to give me a hand." "BISCUITS! Think Kick think… I got it!" kick thought to himself "Okay Kendall, tonight at the Inn midnight, meet me behind it and I'll show what is under this hood" as he points to his head "How do I know you're not just going to skip out on me?" she questioned "I Kick Buttowski do solemnly promise to show you Kendall Perkins what is under my hood tonight at midnight behind the Inn." he said with one hand in the air and the other over his heart. "Alright, but if you try to run out on me I'll take it off you by force!" she said and points her axe at him "And trust me you don't want that!" she added half-jokingly, with that she walked ahead of him. The rest of the journey up to the Inn was uneventful, it was getting dark when they finally got there "Alright everyone let's turn in and get some sleep" Kendall said both Gordie and Ronaldo agree since they were so full from the small feast they order and paid for with the spider gold. They walked up the stairs to their rooms for the night, while Kendall sat across from Kick, "Don't forget Clarence, tonight behind the Inn" she quietly sang to him, "I won't Kendall." then he too rose from his chair and walked up the stairs to his room. It had just struck midnight when Kendall walked out behind the Inn wearing her evening wear of simple clothing, Kick however came from the other side still in his cloak "Finally I get to see what he has been hiding all these years!" she thought to herself as she saw Kick turn the corner "Alright Kendall, I'm here let's get this over with!" he said "Yes, lets" she said with anticipation, slowly Kick grabbed his hood and began to pull it back.
The moonlight show bright that night as not a single cloud was in the sky, nothing to obscure her vision of what his hair looked like. He pulled the hood down completely, she gasped, then shouted "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!" "Quite! Or you'll wake the entire Inn!" he said "I found one in the spiders, while the rest of you were talking about making the next move." on top of Kicks head rested a silver metal cap with a rushed painted red stripe going down it, that covered all his hair like his real helmet did. "That doesn't count!" she protested "Oh yes it does! I said I would show you what's under my hood and this metal cap is under my hood, so I kept my end of the deal." he said "GGRRRRR! Oh forget this! I need some sleep for tomorrow's journey!" she raised her hands in the air in defeat and walked back into the Inn, Kick on the other hand stood laughing in the moonlight for just a few minutes more.