Disclaimer: I don't own the shows. These are owned by their owners (dp - nickelodeon, rc9gn and adjl -disney)
(After season 2 final of R9GN, Before Hong Kong Longs and Before Phantom planet)
Chapter 2 - I am the best!
"I have the best powers!"
"No I"
"No, definitily I"
"Yo, you don't have powers, Randy"
"I have, Jake"
"What are your powers?"
"Well, Danny, I can...err... I have a sword. It can cut everything, except stupid"
"Danny said powers, no other stuff!"
"But-"
"No Randy, you don't have powers, even if you had, they wouldn't be better than my powers."
"No, my powers are better! I can go intangible!"
"Er..., That isn't cool. I can breathe fire! And I can more, for example: Flying!"
"Hello, I can to!"
"But Randy can't"
"hey!"
"It's the truth!"
"Yo, Danny, about the truth, you can't even hold your secret a secret to your sister!"
"But your sister also knows !"
"She is also a dragon, that's different!"
"If we are talking about keeping secrets, I am the best! Yes, me, Randy Cunningham, is the best!"
"No, you are not!"
"Jake, Danny, who knows about your powers?''
"Only Jazz, sam and tucker..."
"Only my family, except dad, and the entire magical world and Vicky and Rose and principal Rotwood and... You know, I'm gonna stop..."
"Only Howard knows, that is better than you all, especially you, Jake"
"I win!"
"But I have the best transformation!"
"Are you kidding me? Only some blue glowing rings!"
"And you only have a skinny, tight suit, or something like that, hey, are you going to join the Olympic games, Go for Gold!"
"I have at least a chance!"
"So have I!"
"Only with a skateboarding competition, oh, wait, I misunderstood, Hey Randy, did you see that video online of Jake in hawai, he got zero points?
"That wasn't me! That was Lilo in my body!" (A/N Real Crossover between Lilo and stitch and ADJL, Lilo and stitch: Morpholomew)
"Another one who knows your secret, like I told you, I won!"
"At least I've got powers, you do not."
"We already been through this!"
"And besides, I have to fight alone against the sorcerer. You all have friends who are helping you!"
"Isn't he defeaten? after 800 years?"
"Oh no! I don't have work anymore!"
"Shut up there is ALWAYS danger!"
"You're right! Thanks Danny!"
"Told you! I can make a ninja happy, so I am the best!"
"Shut up danny! I told ya dragons are way better!"
"No, THE NINJA IS THE CHEESE!"
"Randy, no one understands your stupid slang!"
"And you're the worst ninja I ever knew, and I know really much, like the huntsclan!"
"And why, Jake?"
"Well, ninja's are supposed to be SILENT!"
"I am!"
"No, You aren't!"
"Give an example!"
"Okay, let's see... If you "transform", you say "It's ninja-o-clock!", and if you do ANYTHING, you say: NINJA THIS, NINJA THAT, NINJA SHUT UP! I never heard a ninja screaming as loud as you in battle! Ever heard about surprise attack? I don't think so!"
"That were more examples!"
"And I can tell more... Danny, give it a try!"
"Well... If a ninja comes, he will be quiet. If you're coming, you say: NINJA SMOKEBOMB! Everyone will know you're there!"
"NINJA PUNCH!"
"one: that doesn't hurt, because I am a half ghost, two: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE MEANT!"
"And... Remember you told us that you said at a public place when you took your mask on "I am the ninja!"
"That was maybe not the bes-"
"No Randy, that really wasn't a good idea!"
"So I am the best!"
"You're only protecting a bounch of dead people!"
"No I am protecting the human against the ghosts!"
"And you're public enemy #1"
"I'm not!"
"I'm turning the TV on..."
"Live in Amity park. There is really much damage made by the ghostboy. Inviso-bill, public enemy #1.."
"..."
"nothing to say? Exactly!"
"Inviso-bill? That name is wonk!"
"Ghostboy is better"
"I know!"
"but the AmDrag is always better than you two!"
"That's it! Goin' Ghost!"
"But.. And.. Nevermind!... Dragon up!"
"That's not fair! Its ninja-o-clock!"
"Randy! Don't say that ever again!"
That's it! I got some inspiration from "The misadventures of the secret trio" by catchingwind, and by "our own slang" by CasieEthridge on wattpad.
You're really good writers!
Next chapter will be up soon! Promise!
~CrayonPencil~