Well, we're up to Sasuke! Since these things don't take much thought, I might update everyday. Anyway, I don't own Naruto.
15 WAYS TO ANNOY UCHIHA SASUKE!
-When Sasuke's being chased by his fangirls, tell him you know of a safe place. Lead him there and make sure it's dark and let him in. Make sure you close the door behind him. Flick on the light and let Sasuke die due to the mass of fangirls.
-Now, this is one of the most played out tricks but it's funny every time. Go up to Sasuke and say, "You know your name is SasGAY, right?" After that, run damn you, RUN!
-Go up to Sasuke one day, take a whiff of him, and make a disgusted face while saying, "Ew, you reek of emo!"
-Simply mention Itachi's name in Sasuke's presence and record Sasuke flipping out over it. Then…show it to all of Konoha, be sure to send Itachi a copy so he can laugh his ass off at his foolish little brother.
-Follow Sasuke all day, continuously asking Sasuke why he's gay. When he gets pissed and screams 'just because!' with everyone around listening, might I add, smile and say, "Congratulations, you just came out of the closet in front of everyone!"
-Sing 'If You were Gay' in circles all around Sasuke. Especially the part that goes, "SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS? " really loud!
-Stare directly at Sasuke for a few minutes. When (if) he asks why you're looking at him, frown and say, "I don't know why girls go crazy over you. Your 2nd phase curse mark is way hotter than the normal you."
-Offer to do Sasuke's make up (Admit it; you know he wears make up! Convincing him to do it though would be extremely hard). Make sure his eyes are closed and do his make up, girly like. Be sure to brush his hair down and he's away from any mirrors. When he opens his eyes, instantly take his picture and sell it over Ebay.
-Bound and gag Sasuke and force him to listen to bubblegum pop, an emo's major enemy!
-Sneak a tampon in Sasuke's pocket. When he holds it out, yell to everyone, "See? What'd I tell you?! Sasuke's really turning into a girl! I mean, with how emotional he is, it was only a matter of time!"
-Take Naruto to Ichiraku Ramen and tell him he can have as much as he wants. Then just as Sasuke's walking past, walk out and tell Sasuke to join you and Naruto, but don't go back so that Sasuke's the one that pays for all the ramen.
-Pay Sakura and Ino to stalk Sasuke, more than they normally do that is, and watch Sasuke's horrified reaction.
-While Sasuke's bathing, make him think he's hearing things in his head and convince him that Itachi's waiting in the middle of a bustling street in Konoha for him to attack. Be sure to steal ALL his towels and clothing first. Watch Sasuke show his goods to most of Konoha and record for future reference.
-Catch Sasuke snarling as some emo guy near him puts on eyeliner. When he comments on how eyeliner is for gay losers (no offense if I offend anyone), cross you arms and say, "You don't have much room to talk! You wear enough for both men and women!"
-Buy Sasuke Icha Icha: Yaoi Edition. Enough said…
-Jump around singing about how Sasuke is always 'uke.'
That was actually 16 but I said 15 or more so yeah! Anyway, I love the reviews I got. With that, I say thank you those who read and those who reviewed. Sakura or Ino might be next, can't decide. Please enjoy and review!