I just realized how similar Bitch-sensei and Erina's names are. (Also, quick disclaimer, I don't own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu.) Also, If there are italics that look like this, 'Italics', then it's thinking. If it's like this, "Italics" with normal quotation marks, then it's English. Got it?

"My name is Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you everyone!~"

We all sweatdropped. 'Why is this large breasted lady clinging onto Korosensei like that?' I wondered.

"Everyone, this is Irina Jelavic. She'll be your new English teacher from now on." The man with the suit said. I raised my hand. "...Yes?"

"Who are you? I'm the new transfer student, Erina." the man nodded. "I'm Karasuma, part of the Ministry of Defense. I'm also your gym teacher." I nodded. "Thanks." After finding out that Koro-sensei had a thing for breasts, we continued with our class.

Soon enough, it was gym class, where we were armed with guns and knifes, trying to hit Koro-sensei as we played soccer. I opted for a gun, standing at the back as I waited for an opportunity. Every once in a while I shot my BB, but Korosensei would dodge it by just an inch. As we were playing, Irina-sensei came out.

"Korosensei!" She yelled, and we all stopped. "I heard from Karasuma-sensei that you're really fast! Could you go get me some genuine Vietnamese coffee while I'm teaching English?" she asked. Koro-sensei, being a sucker to large breasted woman, of course shot off. "So, Irina-sensei, class is starting, so shouldn't we head back now?" She smirked.

"Right. It's a free period. Also, could you stop calling me by my first name? Call me Jelavic-oneesama when that monster isn't around." Karma and I looked at each other and smiled. "So, what now Bitch-neesan?" We said in unison. "Don't shorten it!" She yelled. "You are a professional assassin, aren't you? Will you be able to kill him by yourself?" Karma asked. "The difference between brats and grown-ups is how we adults do things." Bitch-neesan went over to Nagisa. "You're Nagisa Shiota, correct?" He nodded.

He was pulled into a french kiss, causing him to daze out. "Come to the faculty office after this and tell me about the info you have on that guy. Anyone else who has useful info is recommended to come." Three burly men came from somewhere and handed her a small gold pistol. "If you get in the way of my assassination by just a little bit,

"I'll kill you."

I couldn't hold it in anymore and started to laugh. Everyone stared at me.

"Kill us? I'd like to see you try. I bet you can't even get a single hit on me." Bitch-neesan got annoyed at me and raised her gun. "Don't mock me!" She yelled. I smirked and moved to a clear area of the field. "Ne, Bitch-neesan, I have one thing to say." "Yes?"

"I dare you to shoot as many times as you want. If you can hit me, then I'll stop underestimating you. If I dodge them all, then I get to continue. Deal?" Everyone looked at me, unable to understand.

"...Deal."

"Also, it's only you. None of your henchmen can help you, or else it's unfair." Letting her start, she aimed her gun and shot directly at my forehead. As if in slow motion, I waited at the last moment and dodged the bullet. "Missed me." I said tauntingly. Enraged, she started shooting all over the place. I ducked, dodged, jumped, crouched, and did everything I could to dodge the bullets. Some of them grazed me, but none drew blood.

"Out of bullets already? Guess I win. Now you can't fight with me anymore-" I was cut off by a piercing pain. "Heh. I guess I win brat." Looking at my shoulder, there was a hole where the bullet had gone through. "I guess you did. Good game." Holding my hand to the wound, I winced as there was a loud commotion. "Irina! What did you do! You know you aren't allowed to injure students!" I heard Karasuma yell.

Falling to my knees, everyone rushed over. "Oi! Erina, are you okay?" Karma asked. "Everything is getting fuzzy..." I murmured.

"Everything is getting fuzzy..." Erina said as she fell to her knees and started to rock back and forth. Karma grabbed her shoulders and shook her back and forth. "Hey, you can't close your eyes yet. Stay awake." Karasuma called a ambulance as Karma picked Erina up. "Take her to my car. The ambulance will take us from the entrance of the school." Karma nodded and followed Karasuma to his car, where they went inside and drove off.

Karma talked to Erina softly, trying to keep her awake for as long as possible. At the front, Karasuma gave a small, quaint smile. It was obvious.

Karma liked Erina. She had made a great first impression on him.

Soon enough, they arrived at the front where they entered the ambulance. "We need someone to go with this student." The medical staff informed. "Karasuma-" "You go Karma."

He stared at him, confused. "I know you care for her." A light blush appeared on his cheeks as he entered the ambulance before it sped off.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

I groaned as the annoying sound woke me up. However, it was different from my alarm, more monotone and softer. Carefully prying my eyes open, I quickly closed them due to the sudden exposure to light. Trying once again, I succeeded. "A hospital?" I mumbled. 'Right. I was shot in the shoulder.' Looking around, I saw a few people. Kayano sitting on a chair, Nagisa on the ground leaning against the wall, and Karma next to me, holding my hand. His face was peaceful, as his soft breaths came from his mouth.

I smirked. 'Perfect blackmailing.' Looking to my left, I saw my phone. Carefully grabbing it, I made sure that the sound was off before snapping a picture of him. Smiling to myself, I put it away and gently squeezed Karma's hand, making him wake up.

"Erina! You're awake." I smiled at him. "Yeah. How long has it been?" I asked. "Only like two hours. School is still going, and we can go to gym if we hurry. The doctors said that you've been healing quite fast, so you might be able to be released soon." Karma explained. I nodded and jerked my head to Nagisa and Kayano. "Wake them up for me, will you?"

Shaking them awake, they hugged me and we talked for a bit before a doctor came in. They left the two of us alone.

"Now, Erina-san, it seems that your wound has healed up very well, so you are allowed to leave in a few moment. Just be cautious when training and if you need to, take some painkillers that we'll provide for you." I nodded and sat up in my bed. "So I can leave now?" "Yes, you may. However, there are a few things that we found during surgery."

"There were some scars on your body that we found pieces of glass inside. We removed them, but it was quite the process. Care to explain why?"

I gulped. Hesitantly, I answered him. "I was walking home one day when some drunk people approached me. This was before I had taken up martial arts, so I couldn't protect myself. They attacked me with their bottles and fist, and left me in an alleyway to bleed to death. I had managed to get back home and escape unnoticed before patching myself up. I never knew that there were pieces of glass in my wounds. I didn't feel them, and they didn't bother me. That was about 4 years ago." I explained.

I was in silence before the doctor spoke again. "I see. Anyways, you're good to leave. Just change into your clothes and get your medication before you leave." I nodded and he left the room. Quickly changing, I left the room, met up with Kayano, Nagisa, and Karma, and got my medication before leaving. "What's that?" Kayano asked. "Painkillers, just in case if I need it."

We left the hospital and went to the school.

"Karasuma-sensei! We're back!" I yelled. "Erina. Are you okay?" "Yes, I am. Are we starting gym?" He nodded. "Go change quickly and we'll start. I also need to evaluate your skills due to you being a new student."

I changed into my gym clothes and Karasuma-sensei told me to choose a weapon to start. "Knife, gun, or rifle? Put them in order and we'll start." I left them there. "It's good for me." Handing me the knife, I played with it a bit before holding it tight. "Try to hit me, and I'll look at your skills while doing that." I nodded and got ready.

Rushing towards him, I slashed at him, moving back and forth. Most of the time, I almost got him, but he always dodged me. Looking to the side, I saw a discarded knife and grabbed it, using them as dual blades. Twirling around, I feinted an attack to his right, making him open and I jabbed his side. "Gotcha." Sighing, he brushed me off. Good job. You'd make a good pair with Karma." I nodded and discarded the knifes. massaging my shoulder. Getting my gun, he lead me to where everyone was. "Shoot the balloons as fast as you can."

Raising my gun, he started the timer and I quickly shot all the targets, secretly shooting one at Karasuma-sensei, only to have him dodge it."Two seconds. Not bad." "Not bad? That's two seconds! I could kill an entire gang in two seconds like that." Everyone sweatdropped at me. "Anyways, the last one's the rifle. Just choose wherever you want to go and shoot the target over there."

"Nooooooooooo!"

We looked at the storage shed. "Bitch-sensei?" I asked, and Maehara nodded. "Yup. Bitch-sensei was doing an assassination attempt, but I guess she failed." Ignoring it, I walked over to the trees close by and climbed one. Finding an opening, I looked through the scope and aimed and shot at the string holding the Korosensei doll, making it fall down. Everyone looked around, panicked as Karasuma-sensei pulled out a gun.

"Who are you?" I sniggered. Aiming again, I shot right next to Karasuma-sensei's ear and jumped down the tree. "Karasuma-sensei, I thought you said that I could pick any spot I wanted, so I chose a tree. Why get so tense?" Karasuma-sensei grumbled and put his gun away. "I'm too old for this..." he grumbled. "You're not that old! You're like what, 25?" "I'm 28." "Close enough."

Out from the storage shed came Korosensei and Bitch-sensei, Korosensei smiling as Bitch-sensei was in a weird gym uniform with her hair tied up. Karasuma sighed. "5th period is over. Head back to class for 6th period."