Things Not to Do at Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
16) You are not Steve Irwin and the students are not strange and dangerous animals.(1)
St. John: Yeah, Remy.
Remy: wtf?
17) Movies for Movie Nights are limited to G, PG or a PG-13 that has been previously viewed by a faculty member. If all audience members are over sixteen, R rated movies will be considered. No exceptions.
Rogue: Lost Boys should not be rated R
Wanda: If I have to watch The Princess Bride one more time…
Rahne: The Labyrinth! Can we watch The Labyrinth? What about Dark Crystal?
Rogue: Dark Crystal is good!
Wanda: I'm going to trust you on this, Rogue.
Bobby: Can we watch Gothika?
Everyone: NO!
Wanda: What's Gothika?
18) Rahne is Scottish, not Irish.
Rahne: So stop asking me to do 'Lord of the Dance'!
Roberto: Do you have a kilt?
Rahne: MEN wear kilts you bloody idiot!
19) Stop calling Alex 'Sharkbait'.
Alex: THANK YOU!
St. John: Mine.
Everyone: Mine, mine, mine
Alex: WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?
20) We have several T.V.s in this house. Stop fighting over the one in the rec room.
Kurt: Invader Zim!
Rogue+Wanda+Sam+Remy: Bones!
Todd: Yeah, what they said!
Wanda: Shut up Todd.
Jean+Kitty+Amara+Tabby: ANTM!
Jubes+Rahne+Pietro: What Not to Wear!
Lance: 'Tro?
Pietro: WHAT?
Lance: Nothing
Scott+Bobby+Roberto: House!
Lance+Ray: The History of Heavy Metal!
Freddy: Can we watch Iron Chef?
Everyone: NO!
Mr. McCoy: I'm rather a fan of House myself.
Scott+Bobby+Roberto: HA!
Ms. Munroe: If we're voting, ANTM
Jean+Kitty+Amara+Tabby: YES!
Piotr: I like House
Jamie: Yeah, me too!
Scott+Bobby+Roberto: HOUSE WINS!
Alex+Evan+St. John: The X-Games are on!
Xavier: X-Games win.
Evan: Rock on! Shaun White!
21) Stop slapping Jamie on the head whenever you walk by him.
Tabby: That is soooo fun though!
Jamies: We don't think so. We don't like it when you slap us.
Rogue: That's creepier than Remy.
Remy: Huh? How is Remy being creepy?
22) All puns involving rocks are getting very, very old.
Lance: Hey!
Scott: He's right.
Lance: You come up with most of them!
Kitty: He's right.
23) 'Dance Dance Revolution' tournements are not to be held between the hours of 10:00 pm and 7:00 am. Ever.
Kurt: Reigning champion!
Todd: I almost had you, you fuzzy gecko.
Pietro: I could be better if I wanted to…
Wanda: …If you didn't get bored because the arrows don't move fast enough.
Pietro: Not my fault the rest of the world can't keep up with me!
24) Stop trying to pin a halo into Warren's hair.
Kitty: But it would be soooo funny!
Tabby: If he would have just put it on in the first place
Jubes: But noooo, he had to make us do it the sneaky way.
Warren: MAKE YOU?
25) Stop trying to pin horns into Warren's hair.
Tabby: You suck.
Jubes: No kidding.
Warren: And if any of you even think about white robes and harps…
26) Trying to come up with 'Mutant Pickup Lines' is not considered a productive use of time.
Tabby: I see wings, did you just fall from Heaven?
Lance: Can I rock your world?
Jubes: I see sparks between us.
Magneto: We are drawn together like magnets.
Wanda: WHAT THE HELL?
Pietro: Scarred! I'm scarred for life!
Alex: Dude, he had to get your mom at some point…
Wanda: My brain!
27) Please, someone show Alex Finding Nemo before he goes completely insane.
Rahne: Showing him that was a really bad idea…
Alex: Dude, that movie is awesome! The turtles so rock! I want to watch it again!
Scott: Oh no. Rahne, you've created a monster.
28) THAT SONG IS NOT ALLOWED!
Lance: You said no air guitar in the foyer to the song, not that the song itself was forbiddon!
Alex: Down with censorship!
Ray: Damn the Man!
29) Rahne does not have rabies.
Rahne: Ha!
Roberto: But she did bite me.
Sam: You did ask if it was 'that time of the month again'
Alex: Yeah, and with a girl werewolf? You were just asking for it, dude.
30) Do not throw people out of the bathroom before they have a chance to dress.
Roberto: He was taking too long in the shower. Besides, I threw him out of the shower, not my fault he crashed through the door.
Amara+Jubes+Kitty: We didn't mind!
Alex: Dude, guys, Sam is STILL blushing…
(1) A small memorial to Steve Irwin. Even if he was an idiot, he was funny idiot. Besides, St. John wandering around going "Crikey! That telepath's got some bite to 'er!" is just too funny.