Vegeta impatiently waited outside of Capsule Corp for the Namekian to deliver his weed. Bulma and Trunks were out shopping. He always made sure to meet Piccolo when they weren't home. If Bulma found out that he'd been smoking weed, he would never hear the end of it. But it helps keep Vegeta's mind off of things. Like how Kakarot is always one step ahead of him. Hopefully, it will get his mind off of what happened to Future Trunks too. It might not seem like it, but Vegeta actually cares about his son. Especially his wife. He can't stand the thought of Bulma dying in the future timeline. That might just be because of the weed though.
Finally, Vegeta saw his green drug dealer. Piccolo smoothly landed in front of the prince without saying a word.
"It's about time." Vegeta said.
Piccolo discreetly pulled the weed out of his cape and held it out for Vegeta.
"Bulma and Trunks aren't around are they?"
"Of course not."
"Good. I don't want them finding me out. Especially the kid."
"Well," Vegeta said taking the bag of weed from Piccolo. "Nothing would be worse than Gohan finding you out."
"Don't remind me."
Vegeta handed the money to Piccolo.
"Anyway, I'm gonna smoke this before Bulma comes back. So, don't bother me."
"Whatever." Piccolo flew off.
Vegeta went inside to get his bowl and grinder. He keeps them hidden in his underwear drawer. Bulma doesn't look there. At least, he hoped she didn't. The prince shifted around his boxer briefs and chuckled to himself as he remembered Bulma's last name. He then started to think less of the writer of this fanfic for making such a stupid ass joke. After Vegeta found his bowl and grinder, he grabbed the lighter out of the kitchen cabinet. Then, he hurried out the door. Vegeta would never smoke inside of the house because of the smell. He also liked to be alone when he smoked. So, he usually went to a secluded spot in the mountains. In three short minutes, the Saiyan was in his usual spot. He leaned up against a big rock as he ground up the weed. He started to feel thankful that he had this opportunity to be alone with himself. Nothing but peace and quiet and marijuana.
As soon as the prince was beginning to enjoy the solidarity, the low-class Saiyan appeared out of nowhere making him jump out of his skin.
"Hey, Vegeta!" Goku greeted his rival.
"SON OF A BITCH KAKAROT!" Vegeta screamed almost dropping his weed.
Goku laughed innocently.
"Sorry, Vegeta! I just wanted to come by to…wait this isn't Capsule Corp."
Vegeta grunted nervously as Goku looked down and spotted his weed.
"Vegeta! Are you smoking?!"
"It's none of your business Kakarot." Vegeta quickly replied.
"You're smoking that marriage-ana that Chi-Chi told me about! That stuff's real bad for you!"
"Marijuana is not bad for you." The prince said defensively.
"Oh yeah? Does it make you stronger?"
"Well…no."
"Then what's the point if it doesn't make you stronger?"
Vegeta tried to search his brain for a logical explanation for why he smokes weed. Then, he gave up and decided to tell him the truth.
"It…it helps me relax."
"It does?" The curious Goku asked.
"It just…helps me take my mind off of things."
"What? Like how I'm stronger than you?"
Vegeta let out an irritated grunt.
"Well, I just want to forget what happened a few days ago."
"Oh, that you couldn't defeat Goku Black?"
"I'm talking about my son you idiot!"
"Oh, you feel bad about what happened to him?"
Vegeta said nothing.
"Hey if it makes you feel any better, I feel kinda bad too. I mean, everyone in that timeline besides Trunks and Mai is gone."
Vegeta turned away from Goku and continued to grind up his weed.
"Just leave me alone, Kakarot."
"Actually, Vegeta, I think I'd like to try some of that." Goku said carefully.
"Changed your mind so quickly?"
"Well, you said it can help you relax, right? I've actually been having kind of a hard time with Chi-Chi. Ever since she heard about me fighting Goku Black, she's been really strict."
"There's no way I'm sharing my weed with you, Kakarot." Vegeta shot back.
"Aw, come on." Goku said disappointed. "You have enough for the both of us!"
"I just don't want to smoke it with you."
Goku was about to give up and go home. Then, he got an idea.
"Hey," Goku started, "If you don't share your weed with me, I'll tell Bulma that you smoke!"
"Go ahead."
"And I'll tell everyone how much you ship Trunks and Mai."
"Oh fuck, fine."
"Yay!"
Goku happily sat down next to Vegeta. He watched as Vegeta put the freshly ground weed into the bowl.
"So, you smoke it out of that?" the innocent Saiyan asked.
"Yeah, here." Vegeta said giving the bowl to Goku. "I'll light it for you so you can take the first hit."
"Ha. Ha…Hit."
Vegeta ignored Goku's horrible pun and flicked on his lighter.
"When I light it, you suck in."
Vegeta lit the weed that was in the bowl and Goku did as he said. Goku's virgin lungs couldn't handle the smoke, so he coughed up a storm.
"Yeah, it hurts at first." Vegeta said.
"Thanks for telling me." Goku said weakly.
"Kakarot, you're breathing in smoke. Of course it hurts."
Since Goku didn't suck in all the way, the flame disappeared.
"Here, I'll light it again but you gotta pull harder."
"Well, now I'm nervous. It's gonna burn." Goku whined.
"Fine, then I'll take the first hit."
The prince lit up the weed in the bowl once again and sucked in the smoke. Goku was surprised at how long he breathed in the smoke. Finally, Vegeta exhaled a cloud of smoke as Goku watched with awe. When he was done, Vegeta handed the low-class Saiyan the bowl. Goku took it and slowly sucked in the smoke. He was still scared to burn himself. It took him forever to get the smoke into his lungs. After he took the hit, he passed the bowl back to Vegeta.
"So, that really messed you up, huh?" Goku said trying to make conversation.
"What?" Vegeta replied as he was about to take the next hit.
"You know, about Future Trunks."
"Oh. Well, I mean…it's just unfair. He should have been able to defeat Zamasu and save everyone."
"Yeah." Goku said sympathetically. "I'm sure he'll be fine in the other timeline, though."
Vegeta nodded and took another hit.
"Huh, I wonder what he's doing with the Trunks and Mai from that timeline right now." Goku wondered.