"Do I really have to wear this?"
It's only been the first day of the agreement and already he's being unreasonable. Choro looked down at his feet trying best not to keep eye contact.
"Anything I want," Oso repeated.
Osomatsu had made him wear a green maid costume with a skirt that was way too short to be an actual uniform. This is so embarrassing! Where did he even get this from!? Choro thought to himself.
"It doesn't matter where I got it, "He blankly stated. Stunned, Choro picked up his head to look at his brother. Was he psychic or something?
"Y'know you're pretty easy to read".
"Now let's go." Oso grabbed his arm and began leading him to the door.
"W-wait a second!", he stopped. "Go? Go where!?"
"It doesn't matter! Now c'mon let's go". He began to tug at Choro's arm again.
"You expect me to go out like-." Keep it together Choro. You only have to do this for a week. So, what if people see you in drag. Why would they care?
"Uh never mind, let's go."
As they were passing through the crowds, Choromatsu got some weird looks. Some of disgust and some of people who were just confused. Eventually Oso dragged me into a Sex shop, figures.
"Here hold this." He plopped DVD by DVD into my weak, frail arms. We headed to the register, Osomatsu seemed very familiar with the cashier.
"Whoa, someone's having a party." The man laughed. He suddenly looked over to me.
"Oh, I see you have a 'lovely lady' over here, good luck buddy." Both laughed.
"Thanks man." He handed him the money, which came from MY wallet, and walked me outside.
"What was that about?" I asked him. "You only brought me out here to help you carry your porn collection?".
"Relax Cherrymatsu, that's not all we're doing today! Close your eyes."
"Okay…"
"Okay! Open your eyes now!"
Ah I wonder where he brought me! Maybe a comic store or…?
…
A lingerie store.
"So, what do you think?"
I was at a loss for words, I was so done with him right now.
"I'm going home." Before he could protest I ran away as fast as possible so he couldn't catch me.
"Wait Choro! Come back!" was the last thing I heard from him until tonight at dinner.
"Nii-san seems a little quiet today doesn't he?" Todomatsu said.
"Hey I'm not complaining." Ichi cut in, getting a laugh from the others.
"Hey Choro."
OH SHIT, is he gonna change his mind about the Nya-chan tickets? If so, I was fucked.
"We need to talk," He stated.