So thanks to the two Guests that reviewed! And yeah, I really wasn't expecting that either. I decided to try and make this a oneshot collection, thank you for the suggestion. It's going to be irregularly updated (obviously) but I hope you all enjoy these little Voltron crossovers with my life. (I'm always going to be Lance, since he's my favorite. Our personalities also fit.) Who's who will always be before the title, so ON WITH THESE MISHAPS IN THE LAVATORY! DISCLAIMER: STILL OWN NOTHING BUT MY ODD ACTIONS!

Bathroom Mishaps

Toothpaste masks are in style

(Hunk is my mom, Pidge is my brother)

Lance yawned. "Maybe I shouldn't have stayed up all night watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure..." he mumbled. He walked over to his sink and grabbed his toothbrush. He wet it, put toothpaste on and stuck it in his mouth. But, since he was still so sleepy, he missed his mouth and brushed his cheek instead. Lance didn't even notice that he was failing so hard until he walked into the dining room for breakfast.

"Uh, Lance," Hunk started, "you have toothpaste on your cheek. Like, a whole lot of it." Lance reached up to feel his cheek and yep, there was tons of toothpaste all over. His eyes widened. Pidge snapped a pic of him and decided to post it on her Spacebook account. Lance ran out of the room and washed the toothpaste off as fast as he could.

After seeing Pidge's picture on Spacebook, Lance hid in his room for a week, never coming out.

My ears are bleeding!

(Keith is my brother this time, Shiro is my dad)

Keith was on his phone, listening to music, while he was walking to the bathroom. So of course he didn't hear it was occupied.

Lance had to go. He didn't have any time to lock the door behind him, but that was a fatal mistake.

When Keith opened the door, he didn't expect Lance to be in there.

Lance didn't expect Keith to just walk in.

That's why they both started screaming like little girls

Shiro was just walking past when two high pitched screeches emitted from the bathroom. He fell to his knees and covered his ears, but they were still ringing. Poor space dad...

Slippery when wet

(It's just me this time)

Lance was alone in the castle. The rest of the team were going on a diplomatic mission and though he wasn't cut out for that stuff.

"I can be diplomatic too..."

Has the castle always been this cold and empty? It's so suffocating...

He shook his head. "No, don't be a monophobe Lance."

He decided to take a warm shower. That always calmed him down... Lance stripped down and took a long, hot shower. But, he forgot to put a mat in front of the door. When he stepped out, he slipped. Because what else was supposed to happen? He crashed to the floor face-first with a weird slop sound. Like, it's a reverse bellyflop sound. He laid there for fifteen minutes, screaming into the floor.

That's the last time Lance is gonna forget the mat.

damn mat-damn mat-damn mat-damn mat

So yeah. The toothpaste one wasn't posted on Facebook, I just though it would give it a nice touch.

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