Chapter 2
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Meg: "HIDE THE BURRITOS!" (hides under the table)
Muffin: (hides too)
Tito: "This rocket is Cozy, Maaan!"
Muffin: "What's Tito?"
Meg: "Dude, how long have you been STAYING here? Oh, Tito is our imaginary friend."
Muffin: "OH YAY!! I WANT TO POKE HIM!!" (pokes Tito)
Tito: (is poked) "Haha, man! Six weeks." (laughs) "Where's your shower?"
GrayKitty: (gags)
Meg: (gags, too) "In the back! There's towels under the sink."
Muffin: "Hey, I'm new here so I have no idea where anything is..."
Tito: (runs to shower in slow motion)
Meg: (taps her chin) "...or is that toilet paper?"
GrayKitty: "The supplies is in the cupboards, and the food is in the boxes! And Tito's room is...err...the whole thing I guess."
Muffin: "I love when things go in slow motion!!" (starts floating around the rocket slowly)
Meg: "Dudeth. I'm hungry!" (stomach growls, loudly)
Muffin: "Well, I'm sure there's stuffs in here..." (looks around)
Meg: "OH and if we're lucky, it'll rain like it did yesterday." (grins)
GrayKitty: (evil laugh) "Ohh yeah!!"
Muffin: "YAY! I LUV RAIN!!"
Meg: "This isn't just any rain, though. It's SPECIAL."
Muffin: (grins) "I know..."
Meg: (puts her eyeball extremely close to Muffin's face) "DO you?" (raises her eyebrow)
GrayKitty: "Yeah--Muffin!!!" (gives Muffin an evil look)
Muffin: "Maybe, maybe not." (sweats)
GrayKitty: "Aha!!! A confession!!"
Meg: "And do you know WHY this rain is special!?!?"
Muffin: "If you people would just explain to me-- I would know for sure!!"
Meg: (points to GrayKitty)
GrayKitty: "It's special because---wait...why is it special!??" (nervous laugh)
Meg: "Because it doesn't rain water."
Muffin: "AHA! Wait--it doesn't...?"
GrayKitty: "IT'S RAINING MULDER!!!"
(Mulders fall from the sky)
Meg: "YAY! It's raining!"
Muffin: "What the heck?"
(tons of guys in black suits are falling from the sky, chanting "The truth is out there")
Meg: "OH Remi and I thought up a name for Deep Throat's successor--the black guy? We decided to call him 'Stache."
Muffin: "Truth?! What truth? I'm sorry, but I'm what you'd call a slow person..."
GrayKitty: (in Weathergirls' voice) "Rip of the roof in stay in beddd!!!!!!!!! Oh it's raining men, Yeah!!!!"
Meg: "Okay seriously--where are we going again?"
Muffin: (clears her throat) "So-- when is this flight over?"
GrayKitty: "To Hollywood, California to see Stephen!!" (passes everyone a cookie, then starts brushing tail)
WARNING: Cookies are covered in fur.
Meg: (brushes fur off of the cookie) (eats it)
Muffin: "How many times do we have to teach him this lesson?!" (chokes on fur cookie) "ACK!!"
GrayKitty: "THERE ARE KNOTS IN MY TAIL!!!" (starts creepily chewing her tail)
Meg: (gags) (runs to the bathroom, to discover the door locked) (flings open a window and pukes onto the ground)
GrayKitty: (pulls sand spurs out of tail with teeth) "OW!!"
Muffin: (finally gets the cookie down) "Ugh. What are we going to say to Stephen this time?"
Meg: "I do NOT know."
Meg: (stares at GrayKitty) "What's that you got stuck in yer fur?"
GrayKitty: "We want him to help us get Muffin's story back!"
Muffin: "Do you think he'll freak out to see all three of us here??"
GrayKitty: "Some outdoors stuff!" (giggles) "Yeah!!"
Meg: "Yes...especially since it's ALL THREE of us, instead of just two of us, discluding one."
GrayKitty: (nods like crazy)
Muffin: "I see what you mean." (takes notes)
Meg: (sits down) "Man, I don't feel like dealing with Stephen today. He's gonna freak out, then we'll have to tie him up, then he'll start crying, and then I'll feel bad about it..." (slaps herself) "IT'S TOO HORRIFYING!"
Muffin: "Somehow we gotta get the whole Spongebob cast together, and explain our problem."
Meg: "Well...we've done it before."
Muffin: "Whoa, really?"
Meg: "Yeah! Kitty and I visit them quite often, actually. And we even all went down to Bikini Bottom with the chimps one time, and stayed at Neptune's Palace, and had a giant sleepover! But Doug sneaked out, and we couldn't find him."
Muffin: "We have to think of something else... Just the other day me and Gray went to Bikini Bottom and destroyed Sandy's treedome and she had to stay with Spongebob." X3
Meg: "Hahaha! I want an excuse to stay with Spongebob!" (grins) "Okay...but what?"
Muffin: "Hmm... what haven't we done?!" (dies)
Meg: "I dunno! I mean, we're pretty stinking evil to the poor guy."
Muffin: "Hmm... I really want to help with the Pest of the West... just in case something isn't in it..." (goes to the window and looks at the flower shaped clouds she sees)
Meg: "Well, maybe we should ask if we can. Hey, the clouds are beautiful today! Unlike I've ever seen here before." (laughs) "If I didn't know any better, I'd say the autopilot was taking us straight to Bikini Bottom." (laughs)
GrayKitty: (walks out of random rocket room) "I'm back!!" (sits down and looks out window) (gasps) "Uh...guys...?
Muffin: "I know what you mean!!"
Meg: "I did NOT touch that control panel, I swear. And I'm hungry!" (runs off to the kitchen)
GrayKitty: (nervous) "Guys!?"