To: peace_n_serenity- my first reviewer! *sniffs* I love you! *glomps*
To: pluto_kiss: Thanx for reading. See ya in Computers 2!
Disclaimer: Must I go through this every time. Don't own CCS. CLAMP does. I do own a Li doll. *glomps* Now I must get my Li plushie, then my Li wallscroll, then my Li shrine!!! *takes deep breath* okay, I'm done disclaiming.
A/N: I've decided to put more spaces so my ficy's easier to read. When I have more time, I'll update the first chapter so it looks better. If you are confused as to why this is 'R' it's for later lemony goodness *smiles*. At the moment Sakura's just a little too hesitant to relinquish virginity. Poor Li-kun. If you've noticed Sakura always refers to him as such. But the narration refers to him as Syaoran. This is how it is in the manga (in case any have read it) and I like it because it is an affectionate title.
Help!!!!! My dotdotdot's don't work. How can I get them to? Can someone help? A warning to those reading: before I get this problem fixed, if you see a period in the middle of a sentence it means there was supposed to be dotdotdot's there. I will get this problem fixed eventually, maybe.
CH.2
A white haired demon in a red tunic-like outfit (M.C. Hammer pants) was running through the forest. His dog-ears twitched as the presence he had sensed earlier came closer. 'What is it?' he thought. 'I've never sensed anything like this.' He slowed down as he neared the sacred well. That's when he saw her.Kagome.He drooled as she stood up and straightened her skirt. He was about to jump in and have a "private moment" when a bright light blinded her from his sight. "Kagome!!!"
When the light dissipated the demon noticed two teenagers wearing sailor fukus a little like Kagome's. "What the?" he said aloud as the teens stood and dusted themselves off.
"Wonder where we are." Sakura mumbled. She turned and noticed the girl in a green sailor fuku. "Hey!" she said running up to her. "Do you know where we are?" The girl turned to face them.
"Oh my God!!! Are you from my world?!" she gasped.
"We were just about to ask the same thing," Syaoran said as he stretched his sore limbs.
Sakura turned to the girl. "My name is Sakura and he's Syaoran. And you're name is?"
"My name is Kagome and we are currently in Japan's feudal era."
"Feudal era?" Syaoran scratched the top of his head. "You mean we're in the past?"
Sakura looked at him confused. "What do you mean the past." Before Syaoran or Kagome could answer a white haired, very sexy, demon came charging up to them. He blocked Kagome from their sight.
"Look, tell you master Naraku that his little scheme isn't going to work this time! I won't let you hurt Kagome!"
Kagome looked at him strangely. "Since when do you care about me, Inuyasha?"
The demon turned and blushed. "I just.want you to be.safe."
Kagome smiled. She hugged Inuyasha from behind. "Oh Inuyasha! You do care about me!!!" This made Inuyasha go completely red with embarrassment.
Sakura couldn't help but sigh at the cuteness of the situation. "How Kawaii!!!" She turned to see if Syaoran thought the same thing. Instead he was looking off into space. Sakura growled. "Little terd!! Why can't he ever pay attention?!"
Inuyasha tapped Sakura on the shoulder. "Kagome just informed me that you aren't evil; just lost." He looked a little disappointed (you would be to if you had just been talked out of a fight!!!).
Kagome walked over and smiled. "He just gets a little excited when he thinks about fighting. Would you like to travel with us? You can explain all about how you got here."
Sakura nodded. "Sounds like a plan."
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"So that's basically what's happened so far." Sakura said after finishing a very long story about how she and Syaoran came to be where they currently were (tongue twister). She sighed and looked to her boyfriend.
Syaoran stood up and crossed his arms. "Well we obviously aren't in the right world so if you'll excuse us we'll be going." He looked at Sakura and nodded. She stood up as they both began to think a perverted thought."Well?" Syaoran said. "Anything?" They both opened their eyes. "Damnit!!! It didn't work."
Inuyasha pondered a little. "Perhaps it requires a little more than a perverted thought to activate. What else did you do in this 'Gaia'?"
Sakura and Syaoran both sweatdropped. "Where to begin?" Sakura said nervously.
Syaoran put a hand on his chin. "Well it's obviously not sex.could it be.no no.what about.nah impossible" He looked to Sakura. "Ideas?"
She shrugged. Just then Inuyasha stood straight up and barred his fangs. "Kagura is coming." He sniffed. "Smells like she's brought an army with her"
Kagome grabbed her quiver of arrows and a bow. She turned. "Can you two fight?"
Syaoran smirked. "Does the word 'Magic' mean anything." Kagome smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."
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Kagura was flying on a giant feather, or what would have been one if Naraku hadn't accidentally burned it. Now she was forced to ride on giant 'dildo' (naughty Naraku!). "That stupid idiot burned my feather and gave me this instead. Damnit!" She yelled. The only thing that could and would cheer her up was the thought of a dead Inuyasha. "Naraku gave me strange orders." she mumbled to a Bird of Paradise next to her. "He told me to eliminate Inuyasha and the girl with sacred arrows.but to leave the children traveling with them intact."
The demon bird just stared at her strangely. He shuddered away as she hit the 'toy' with her fist.
"Damnit all! Why can't he ever reveal his plan to me?!" She turned back to the bird demon for consolation only to see it holding a pink pill.
"Prozac?"
Meanwhile down below.
Inuyasha had taken off up ahead carrying Kagome on his back. 'Those kids said I could take off without worry. They said they could keep up but.' He was about to finish his thought when he saw two people riding a pink staff with a star on it. "Huh?"
Sakura winked at him. "Told ya we could catch up."
They stopped in the middle of a dark meadow. Kagura softly landed a few hundred feet away from them. She walked up menacingly, smiling with malice.
"My dear Inuyasha.what have we here?"
Inuyasha was about to retort when he heard.laughing? That's right. Syaoran Li was rolling around on the floor clutching his sides. "What's so funny kid?!" Inuyasha half-asked half-demanded.
"D-d-d-dildo," he managed to say in between fits of laughter. "She's riding a dildo!"
Now everyone noticed it. Kagura hid it behind her back in shame but you could still see it poking out (they must have been big in the feudal era!). "It-it's-it was all I could use! Naraku burned my feather."
Sakura titled her head. "I don't quite know what's going on but, how?"
Well he.he needs "pressure release" from time to time and that's another service I provide for him." Her face ballooned in anger as Inuyasha and Syaoran nudged each other in understanding.
"Go on." they said with goofy smiles on their faces.
"Well.while in the heat of passion,"
This caused the guys to giggle and whisper. 'She said passion!' (You know how boys are!)
"Ahem! While in the heat of passion he let out a flaming burst that hit my feather and burned it. He gave me this.thing to ride instead."
This was too much for Syaoran. "And 'ride' you did!" He and Inuyasha burst into fits of laughter.
Sakura crossed her arms. "You guys, stop. We need to focus." They obviously didn't hear her because they were still screaming with laughter.
In the midst of his fit Inuyasha managed to mumble "I can't believe Kagura would ride that thing. Knowing Naraku who knows where it's been?" This caused both of the guys to fall over clutching their sides.
Sakura put her hands on her hips and turned to Kagome. "Must we do all the work?"
"Looks like it. I doubt those two will even get up off the floor for another hour or so." She and Sakura poised themselves ready for battle. Unfortunately for them, Kagura had a trick up her sleeve for capturing the youths Naraku wanted intact.
She held up her fan and cried: "Devil's capturing bubble!" then turning to herself she whispered: "What a crap ass name. Has this author no imagination?" (Splashley07 can be seen in the background ranting at Kagura's comment. Her friend anime_lvr restrains her as pluto_kiss appologizes to those who are reading.)
(pluto_kiss: She gets a bit pissy some times. We'll restrain her while you continue to read.)
Kagura shook her head at the mess going on in front of the author's computer screen and turned back to survey her work. All of her enemies were trapped in green bubbles. She was about to grab the Sakura and Syaoran when a demon came and whispered something in her ear. "He only wants the girl now huh? Okay." With that she grabbed Sakura's bubble and mounted the.'toy'. "See ya later Inuyasha." What she didn't notice was that Inuyasha and Syaoran were still in fits of laughter and didn't even realize she had gone.
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Sakura was raging pissed at Kagura when they finally landed in front of a large castle. "What the fuck are you going to do to me?!"
"You should be more worried about master Naraku than me my dear." She said dragging Sakura inside.
At the end of a long hallway a man in a purple Kimono stood solemnly. "Kagura, you're back." He turned and stared hungrily at the figure trapped within the bubble. "And you brought.her." He licked his lips then turned to a doorway. "Cyn, come out here."
A gothic girl in a straight jacket came out. "Yes my Lord?" She asked rubbing her eyes.
"I am no longer in need of you services. You are free."
The girl named Cyn jumped and shouted. "Yay! No more raping! Wait a minute. Can you really rape the willing? Oh well.HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!!!" She proceeded to do the Macarena. "Blah-blah-blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- .marena- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah-marena- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- marena.hey macarena-aiiit!!!!!!!"
Sakura began twitching. "Did she say rape. Please tell me she didn't say rape."
Naraku looked at Kagura. "Get her dressed and ready for me in half and hour, understand?"
"Yes Lord Naraku."
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A small campfire was surrounded by 7 figures. A man in a long purple robe (not Naraku you stupids!) with a golden staff crossed his arms and faced the woman next to him.
"What do you think we should do Sango?"
The woman awoke from her concentrated thoughts and turned to face him. "What do you mean, Miroku? Are you asking my opinion or trying to woo me with fake kindness?"
"Woo you?! What do you take me for?"
"A pervert."
Before the argument could continue Inuyasha stood up and cleared his throat. "We should ask Syaoran. It's his girlfriend." They all turned to face Syaoran, who was on the ground at the moment.
Syaoran looked up from his drawing in the dirt and signaled the others to come closer. Shipo, who was currently residing on his shoulder jumped down with Kilala for a closer look. "Shipo, Kilala and I have drawn a plan here," Syaoran began. "First, we go in the direction we saw Kagura leave. On the way we will ask random passerby if they saw any demons. We'll follow their trail until we reach this Naraku's castle. Inuyasha, we can use your sense of smell to help. Second, we must find a way to infiltrate the castle without being noticed. We should create a diversion first. Finally, we secure Sakura and rendezvous back at the castle entrance. Remember, leave no man behind (property of Black Hawk Down)!"
Inuyasha sweatdropped. "You'd think he was a war general..."
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Sakura sat in the middle of a huge bed. She pulled the silk sheets around her...naked...frame (Naughty naughty Naraku!!!) and swallowed hard. 'Great,' she thought. 'Just great. Instead of giving myself to the man I love I have to compensate to some demon!' She clenched her fists. "I'd like to see him try to take me! I won't let him succeed!"
"Don't me so sure of yourself." Replied a dark voice from behind a curtain. "I've never failed to please a woman. Now...brace yourself." With that he entered the room.
The second thing Sakura noticed about him was the fact that he was naked. The first? His member. "Oh my fucking God! Woof!" It wasn't until after noticing the amazing capacity of his wonderful tool did she realize he was naked (we all know what was on her mind!).
He began to advance on her. "I'll make you love me." he whispered. "More than you love that silly boy."
Her thoughts suddenly burst back to reality. "Li-kun! No wait you can't." she moaned as he pressed harder and harder. "My virginity is for him! You can't.you can't.you." Too late. He had entered her. (Sakura singing: Ahhhhhhhhhh at last I found you! AHHHH OWWWW!!! AHHHH I'm in love.)
The next day.
Sakura sat next to Naraku holding a cigarette. As she puffed he turned an angry face to her.
"Do you know why I'm angry? No? Two words.ejaculation and premature! You're still a virgin and I'm out of juices!!!"
Sakura couldn't help but laugh. "You had premature ejaculation? I thought you were good at this?"
"Explain to me one thing missy. How did you have an orgasm?"
"Orgasm? That was no orgasm. I was singing at the sight of that cruise ship you keep hiding in your pants. So I'm still a virgin eh?" She faced the ceiling. "Comes out better for me anyway. Besides you're painful! My God, go a little slower pal. I'm only mortal!"
Naraku was still pondering as to why he missed last night. 'After all' he thought. 'I never miss; so why last night?' He continued to ponder until it finally hit him. 'Atimisc! (Hope I'm spelling that right. You know who I mean) It must be his power in her keeping her a virgin! (Why Atimisc would do that is beyond me. It's not like my opinion has any relevance in this story.) She can only be taken by the right person. (Gee I wonder who; okay sorry about the commentating. I'll stop.) I must find out who.' Naraku stood up and wrapped a yukata (light cotton summer kimono) around himself and walked out of the room.
Sakura got up on her elbows. "Well," she sighed. "Now that he' s gone I can figure a way out of here. I think that was grammatically correct. Oh well." She got up and pulled on her fuku. "I'll just slip out of here before Naraku knows I'm gone." With that she slipped out the window (that was easy).
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Inuyasha awoke stiffly the next morning (you pervs! Is that all you think about! I meant he was sore!) and stood up to stretch. He glanced to his side where the boy he had met the other day was fast asleep. He crouched down and tapped him on the shoulder. "Psst, hey kid wake up."
"Mhmm!" was all he got in reply. Syaoran turned away from the light and covered his head with his blankets. Inuyasha could hear strange noises coming from underneath the sheets. "Oh Sakura. You know how to make a man happy..."his voice trailed off leaving a very confused Inuyasha.
"What the Hell!" then off to himself, "This kid's worse than me. Speaking of which." It just so happened that Kagome had woken up and was going to go bathe in the stream. Lately she had been asking Inuyasha to make sure no one hurt her by coming too. Of course, he wasn't allowed to look, but it was the next best thing. "Ah, my favorite time of day..." He left Syaoran for a sweeter reward (pervert).
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Sakura was flying through the air with her wings attached to her back this time. She had also used the dash card to go faster (duh). 'I guess they don't have to come and get me which I'm sure will be a welcome relief.' She stopped after a few hours by a stream. She stripped down and got into a hot spring that happened to be near by (most things just happen to be near by don't they, convenient). "Ahhhhh, the water in these spring is so much better natural than artificial." She took out the bubble card and...well you get the picture. "Hmm? Is that singing." Sakura waded a little ways down until she came to a boulder separating two of the hot springs. She peeked over the boulder only to see... "Kagome!"
"Sakura! You're okay! You made it back by yourself! Did he let you go?"
"Actually he just assumed I couldn't do anything for myself and left me there. So I got up and crawled out a window."
Kagome turned and whispered in Sakura's ear. "The author's runnin' out of ideas, eh?"
"Ya, I think so." (Splashley07 can be seen screaming many cuss words at the computer screen. This time Anuvia popps in and restrains her. Without a word in comes anime_lvr, once again, this time to apologize.)
(anime_lvr: *turns to splashley07* Why must you be such a bitch Splashy! She just said you can't come up with any good plots or story lines. *turns to audience* Hi, I'm anime_lvr, and this is splashley07. For just 50 cents a day you can make sure that she'll get her meds on time. Then we won't have to deal with this again. Thank you for your time.)
Sakura and Kagome stared at the computer screen sweatdropping. "Uhhhh..." Sakura managed to mumble.
Suddenly Kagome was struck with an idea. "I know how to make the boys really nervous!" She leaned in and whispered something in Sakura's ear.
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Inuyasha and Syaoran sat solemnly in a tree waiting for Kagome to finish. They both sat erect (not a word pervs!) when they heard the sound of screaming. "Kagome!" Inuyasha swore under his breath before taking of toward the hot spring, Syaoran right at his heels.
Syaoran kept his eye on the demon running on ahead of him. He gasped when he saw something grab Inuyasha's legs and drag him downward. "Inuaysha!" Syaoran reached the spring only to have the same thing happen to him. Before he knew it he was under water and a hand was ripping at his clothes. He tried to scream but then he realized he was under water...and he couldn't breath! He swam to the surface...or what he thought was the surface, only to realize...
"AHHH!!! I'm naked!!!" He swiveled around only to find Inuyasha in the same predicament. Suddenly he thought. 'Were did our clothes go?' He turned just in time to witness two heads surface. He and Inuyasha sat dumbfounded. They both shouted at the same time.
"Kagome!? Sakura!?"
The girls smiled. Sakura put her hand over her mouth. 'My god! I wasn't expecting that!' Now both girls were focused on the 'treasure' under the water. "Still," Sakura said half to herself. "Naraku's was bigger."
Syaoran was angry and relieved at the same time. He didn't quite know how to act. He wanted to strangle her and hug her at the same time but decided that doing either without clothes on could be considered rape.
Sakura came over and hugged him. "I'm so happy you- no wait I freed myself. Uh, I'm glad I- no that doesn't work either. Uhm, I love you!" She smiled at the surprised look on his face. "What silly, that's not the first time I've said that."
"I know that. It's just-" He leaned in to kiss her. He could feel the warmth of her lips on his even before they joined. They were so close-
"SYAORAN LI!!!!!! What the hell is grinding into my hip!!!" Sakura looked down, looked back up, then smacked him. "I see what you want!!!" She tore herself away from him. "I thought I meant more to you."
Syaoran didn't know how to retaliate. He just sat there...hurt. Inuyasha, walked up to Sakura and tapped her angrily on the shoulder.
"Listen miss know-it-all!!! Guys his age can't control that reflex yet. You should be thankful it works!! Some guys never have that happen to them and they don't even realize that if it doesn't you don't have good fertility!! Didn't you know that!? You need a BONER to PROCREATE!!!!!!" Inuyasha stood heaving in front of the now frightened cardcaptor. He then stood up and left the pool, not caring who saw him. "C'mon Syaoran. Let's go."
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(Warning: This scene is very touching and sweet. If you don't like such things then move on. I would read though. There's some I+K *^__^*)
Syaoran sat in front of a blazing fire. He, Inuyasha and Miroku were in charge of guarding the girls inside the hut behind them. He took at deep breath. "Maybe it was wrong of me to be so...perverted."
Inuyasha looked at his new friend and saw the sadness in his eyes. "Uh, listen kid. I'm not much of an advice giver but, I think you should just move on. Forgive her for being an idiot. I'm sure she feels sorry right now but, sometimes you have to apologize first. That is if you really care about her." He said this as he hung his head thinking of all the times Kagome had forgiven him for stupid things. Hell, he had even cheated on her by promising himself to Kikyo. And yet, she was still there by his side.
Syaoran saw the look on Inuyasha's face and suddenly realized what true love really was. 'I need to wait until she's ready. The only time it's worth it is when both are intertwined in their hearts.' He stood up and walked into the hut. He leaned down and pulled Sakura up.
"What the hell!?" She gasped when she saw him.
"Sakura I.." Just then Sango, walked out of the hut with Shipo and Kilala. She turned back and winked. He nodded. Grabbing Sakura by the wrist he yanked her out of the hut and into the forest.
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(Mushiness not over yet *^__^*)
Inuyasha took the hint from Sango and walked over to the hut. When he got inside he saw Kagome on the floor confused. He kneeled down in front of her. "Kagome. I have something I need to tell you." He sat down against the wall facing her. "Do remember when I told Kikyo I would devote myself to her. You came back and told me you wouldn't leave. You came for me and forgave me. Why?"
Kagome looked down at the floor. Merely recalling the incident was painful. "I...I don't know Inuyasha. I just realized that-" She began to cry.
Inuyasha stood up and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her up with him. "Don't cry. Kagome, I never realized it before. I was so wrapped up in my own wants that I didn't notice you, standing there. I didn't realize it until I saw my own mistakes in someone else. I'm not here to preach or to be romantic. I just want to tell you how I feel." He wasted no more time as he pulled her into a passionate kiss. The couple wished they could stay that way forever. Though neither had told the other how they felt, they both knew that the feeling was mutual. Then finally, the kiss was broken.
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A/N: Well, It's a cliffy! Actually the reason I did that is because I didn't want you guys to hang on only one chapy for too long...not that anyone reads my fics anyway. I guess the reason I don't update much is because I'm so busy with school, anime club and preparing for an expo (not fun, the preparing part that is) and I might not get some chapters up for a while. I promise to update as often as humanly possible and I hope I get more reviewers. If not then I might have to start charging...MWAHAHAHA!!! Ya so I might be a little slow with the chapter update. Her are some animes I am thinking of putting into future chapters:
Fruits Basket DotHack//:Sign Tenchi Muyo Cowboy Bebop Trigun
Can't think of anymore. How sad. I need to sit and watch more anime. I hope to see you all soon!
REIVEW!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Must I go through this every time. Don't own CCS. CLAMP does. I do own a Li doll. *glomps* Now I must get my Li plushie, then my Li wallscroll, then my Li shrine!!! *takes deep breath* okay, I'm done disclaiming.
A/N: I've decided to put more spaces so my ficy's easier to read. When I have more time, I'll update the first chapter so it looks better. If you are confused as to why this is 'R' it's for later lemony goodness *smiles*. At the moment Sakura's just a little too hesitant to relinquish virginity. Poor Li-kun. If you've noticed Sakura always refers to him as such. But the narration refers to him as Syaoran. This is how it is in the manga (in case any have read it) and I like it because it is an affectionate title.
Help!!!!! My dotdotdot's don't work. How can I get them to? Can someone help? A warning to those reading: before I get this problem fixed, if you see a period in the middle of a sentence it means there was supposed to be dotdotdot's there. I will get this problem fixed eventually, maybe.
CH.2
A white haired demon in a red tunic-like outfit (M.C. Hammer pants) was running through the forest. His dog-ears twitched as the presence he had sensed earlier came closer. 'What is it?' he thought. 'I've never sensed anything like this.' He slowed down as he neared the sacred well. That's when he saw her.Kagome.He drooled as she stood up and straightened her skirt. He was about to jump in and have a "private moment" when a bright light blinded her from his sight. "Kagome!!!"
When the light dissipated the demon noticed two teenagers wearing sailor fukus a little like Kagome's. "What the?" he said aloud as the teens stood and dusted themselves off.
"Wonder where we are." Sakura mumbled. She turned and noticed the girl in a green sailor fuku. "Hey!" she said running up to her. "Do you know where we are?" The girl turned to face them.
"Oh my God!!! Are you from my world?!" she gasped.
"We were just about to ask the same thing," Syaoran said as he stretched his sore limbs.
Sakura turned to the girl. "My name is Sakura and he's Syaoran. And you're name is?"
"My name is Kagome and we are currently in Japan's feudal era."
"Feudal era?" Syaoran scratched the top of his head. "You mean we're in the past?"
Sakura looked at him confused. "What do you mean the past." Before Syaoran or Kagome could answer a white haired, very sexy, demon came charging up to them. He blocked Kagome from their sight.
"Look, tell you master Naraku that his little scheme isn't going to work this time! I won't let you hurt Kagome!"
Kagome looked at him strangely. "Since when do you care about me, Inuyasha?"
The demon turned and blushed. "I just.want you to be.safe."
Kagome smiled. She hugged Inuyasha from behind. "Oh Inuyasha! You do care about me!!!" This made Inuyasha go completely red with embarrassment.
Sakura couldn't help but sigh at the cuteness of the situation. "How Kawaii!!!" She turned to see if Syaoran thought the same thing. Instead he was looking off into space. Sakura growled. "Little terd!! Why can't he ever pay attention?!"
Inuyasha tapped Sakura on the shoulder. "Kagome just informed me that you aren't evil; just lost." He looked a little disappointed (you would be to if you had just been talked out of a fight!!!).
Kagome walked over and smiled. "He just gets a little excited when he thinks about fighting. Would you like to travel with us? You can explain all about how you got here."
Sakura nodded. "Sounds like a plan."
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"So that's basically what's happened so far." Sakura said after finishing a very long story about how she and Syaoran came to be where they currently were (tongue twister). She sighed and looked to her boyfriend.
Syaoran stood up and crossed his arms. "Well we obviously aren't in the right world so if you'll excuse us we'll be going." He looked at Sakura and nodded. She stood up as they both began to think a perverted thought."Well?" Syaoran said. "Anything?" They both opened their eyes. "Damnit!!! It didn't work."
Inuyasha pondered a little. "Perhaps it requires a little more than a perverted thought to activate. What else did you do in this 'Gaia'?"
Sakura and Syaoran both sweatdropped. "Where to begin?" Sakura said nervously.
Syaoran put a hand on his chin. "Well it's obviously not sex.could it be.no no.what about.nah impossible" He looked to Sakura. "Ideas?"
She shrugged. Just then Inuyasha stood straight up and barred his fangs. "Kagura is coming." He sniffed. "Smells like she's brought an army with her"
Kagome grabbed her quiver of arrows and a bow. She turned. "Can you two fight?"
Syaoran smirked. "Does the word 'Magic' mean anything." Kagome smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."
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Kagura was flying on a giant feather, or what would have been one if Naraku hadn't accidentally burned it. Now she was forced to ride on giant 'dildo' (naughty Naraku!). "That stupid idiot burned my feather and gave me this instead. Damnit!" She yelled. The only thing that could and would cheer her up was the thought of a dead Inuyasha. "Naraku gave me strange orders." she mumbled to a Bird of Paradise next to her. "He told me to eliminate Inuyasha and the girl with sacred arrows.but to leave the children traveling with them intact."
The demon bird just stared at her strangely. He shuddered away as she hit the 'toy' with her fist.
"Damnit all! Why can't he ever reveal his plan to me?!" She turned back to the bird demon for consolation only to see it holding a pink pill.
"Prozac?"
Meanwhile down below.
Inuyasha had taken off up ahead carrying Kagome on his back. 'Those kids said I could take off without worry. They said they could keep up but.' He was about to finish his thought when he saw two people riding a pink staff with a star on it. "Huh?"
Sakura winked at him. "Told ya we could catch up."
They stopped in the middle of a dark meadow. Kagura softly landed a few hundred feet away from them. She walked up menacingly, smiling with malice.
"My dear Inuyasha.what have we here?"
Inuyasha was about to retort when he heard.laughing? That's right. Syaoran Li was rolling around on the floor clutching his sides. "What's so funny kid?!" Inuyasha half-asked half-demanded.
"D-d-d-dildo," he managed to say in between fits of laughter. "She's riding a dildo!"
Now everyone noticed it. Kagura hid it behind her back in shame but you could still see it poking out (they must have been big in the feudal era!). "It-it's-it was all I could use! Naraku burned my feather."
Sakura titled her head. "I don't quite know what's going on but, how?"
Well he.he needs "pressure release" from time to time and that's another service I provide for him." Her face ballooned in anger as Inuyasha and Syaoran nudged each other in understanding.
"Go on." they said with goofy smiles on their faces.
"Well.while in the heat of passion,"
This caused the guys to giggle and whisper. 'She said passion!' (You know how boys are!)
"Ahem! While in the heat of passion he let out a flaming burst that hit my feather and burned it. He gave me this.thing to ride instead."
This was too much for Syaoran. "And 'ride' you did!" He and Inuyasha burst into fits of laughter.
Sakura crossed her arms. "You guys, stop. We need to focus." They obviously didn't hear her because they were still screaming with laughter.
In the midst of his fit Inuyasha managed to mumble "I can't believe Kagura would ride that thing. Knowing Naraku who knows where it's been?" This caused both of the guys to fall over clutching their sides.
Sakura put her hands on her hips and turned to Kagome. "Must we do all the work?"
"Looks like it. I doubt those two will even get up off the floor for another hour or so." She and Sakura poised themselves ready for battle. Unfortunately for them, Kagura had a trick up her sleeve for capturing the youths Naraku wanted intact.
She held up her fan and cried: "Devil's capturing bubble!" then turning to herself she whispered: "What a crap ass name. Has this author no imagination?" (Splashley07 can be seen in the background ranting at Kagura's comment. Her friend anime_lvr restrains her as pluto_kiss appologizes to those who are reading.)
(pluto_kiss: She gets a bit pissy some times. We'll restrain her while you continue to read.)
Kagura shook her head at the mess going on in front of the author's computer screen and turned back to survey her work. All of her enemies were trapped in green bubbles. She was about to grab the Sakura and Syaoran when a demon came and whispered something in her ear. "He only wants the girl now huh? Okay." With that she grabbed Sakura's bubble and mounted the.'toy'. "See ya later Inuyasha." What she didn't notice was that Inuyasha and Syaoran were still in fits of laughter and didn't even realize she had gone.
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Sakura was raging pissed at Kagura when they finally landed in front of a large castle. "What the fuck are you going to do to me?!"
"You should be more worried about master Naraku than me my dear." She said dragging Sakura inside.
At the end of a long hallway a man in a purple Kimono stood solemnly. "Kagura, you're back." He turned and stared hungrily at the figure trapped within the bubble. "And you brought.her." He licked his lips then turned to a doorway. "Cyn, come out here."
A gothic girl in a straight jacket came out. "Yes my Lord?" She asked rubbing her eyes.
"I am no longer in need of you services. You are free."
The girl named Cyn jumped and shouted. "Yay! No more raping! Wait a minute. Can you really rape the willing? Oh well.HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!!!" She proceeded to do the Macarena. "Blah-blah-blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- .marena- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah-marena- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- blah- marena.hey macarena-aiiit!!!!!!!"
Sakura began twitching. "Did she say rape. Please tell me she didn't say rape."
Naraku looked at Kagura. "Get her dressed and ready for me in half and hour, understand?"
"Yes Lord Naraku."
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A small campfire was surrounded by 7 figures. A man in a long purple robe (not Naraku you stupids!) with a golden staff crossed his arms and faced the woman next to him.
"What do you think we should do Sango?"
The woman awoke from her concentrated thoughts and turned to face him. "What do you mean, Miroku? Are you asking my opinion or trying to woo me with fake kindness?"
"Woo you?! What do you take me for?"
"A pervert."
Before the argument could continue Inuyasha stood up and cleared his throat. "We should ask Syaoran. It's his girlfriend." They all turned to face Syaoran, who was on the ground at the moment.
Syaoran looked up from his drawing in the dirt and signaled the others to come closer. Shipo, who was currently residing on his shoulder jumped down with Kilala for a closer look. "Shipo, Kilala and I have drawn a plan here," Syaoran began. "First, we go in the direction we saw Kagura leave. On the way we will ask random passerby if they saw any demons. We'll follow their trail until we reach this Naraku's castle. Inuyasha, we can use your sense of smell to help. Second, we must find a way to infiltrate the castle without being noticed. We should create a diversion first. Finally, we secure Sakura and rendezvous back at the castle entrance. Remember, leave no man behind (property of Black Hawk Down)!"
Inuyasha sweatdropped. "You'd think he was a war general..."
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Sakura sat in the middle of a huge bed. She pulled the silk sheets around her...naked...frame (Naughty naughty Naraku!!!) and swallowed hard. 'Great,' she thought. 'Just great. Instead of giving myself to the man I love I have to compensate to some demon!' She clenched her fists. "I'd like to see him try to take me! I won't let him succeed!"
"Don't me so sure of yourself." Replied a dark voice from behind a curtain. "I've never failed to please a woman. Now...brace yourself." With that he entered the room.
The second thing Sakura noticed about him was the fact that he was naked. The first? His member. "Oh my fucking God! Woof!" It wasn't until after noticing the amazing capacity of his wonderful tool did she realize he was naked (we all know what was on her mind!).
He began to advance on her. "I'll make you love me." he whispered. "More than you love that silly boy."
Her thoughts suddenly burst back to reality. "Li-kun! No wait you can't." she moaned as he pressed harder and harder. "My virginity is for him! You can't.you can't.you." Too late. He had entered her. (Sakura singing: Ahhhhhhhhhh at last I found you! AHHHH OWWWW!!! AHHHH I'm in love.)
The next day.
Sakura sat next to Naraku holding a cigarette. As she puffed he turned an angry face to her.
"Do you know why I'm angry? No? Two words.ejaculation and premature! You're still a virgin and I'm out of juices!!!"
Sakura couldn't help but laugh. "You had premature ejaculation? I thought you were good at this?"
"Explain to me one thing missy. How did you have an orgasm?"
"Orgasm? That was no orgasm. I was singing at the sight of that cruise ship you keep hiding in your pants. So I'm still a virgin eh?" She faced the ceiling. "Comes out better for me anyway. Besides you're painful! My God, go a little slower pal. I'm only mortal!"
Naraku was still pondering as to why he missed last night. 'After all' he thought. 'I never miss; so why last night?' He continued to ponder until it finally hit him. 'Atimisc! (Hope I'm spelling that right. You know who I mean) It must be his power in her keeping her a virgin! (Why Atimisc would do that is beyond me. It's not like my opinion has any relevance in this story.) She can only be taken by the right person. (Gee I wonder who; okay sorry about the commentating. I'll stop.) I must find out who.' Naraku stood up and wrapped a yukata (light cotton summer kimono) around himself and walked out of the room.
Sakura got up on her elbows. "Well," she sighed. "Now that he' s gone I can figure a way out of here. I think that was grammatically correct. Oh well." She got up and pulled on her fuku. "I'll just slip out of here before Naraku knows I'm gone." With that she slipped out the window (that was easy).
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Inuyasha awoke stiffly the next morning (you pervs! Is that all you think about! I meant he was sore!) and stood up to stretch. He glanced to his side where the boy he had met the other day was fast asleep. He crouched down and tapped him on the shoulder. "Psst, hey kid wake up."
"Mhmm!" was all he got in reply. Syaoran turned away from the light and covered his head with his blankets. Inuyasha could hear strange noises coming from underneath the sheets. "Oh Sakura. You know how to make a man happy..."his voice trailed off leaving a very confused Inuyasha.
"What the Hell!" then off to himself, "This kid's worse than me. Speaking of which." It just so happened that Kagome had woken up and was going to go bathe in the stream. Lately she had been asking Inuyasha to make sure no one hurt her by coming too. Of course, he wasn't allowed to look, but it was the next best thing. "Ah, my favorite time of day..." He left Syaoran for a sweeter reward (pervert).
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Sakura was flying through the air with her wings attached to her back this time. She had also used the dash card to go faster (duh). 'I guess they don't have to come and get me which I'm sure will be a welcome relief.' She stopped after a few hours by a stream. She stripped down and got into a hot spring that happened to be near by (most things just happen to be near by don't they, convenient). "Ahhhhh, the water in these spring is so much better natural than artificial." She took out the bubble card and...well you get the picture. "Hmm? Is that singing." Sakura waded a little ways down until she came to a boulder separating two of the hot springs. She peeked over the boulder only to see... "Kagome!"
"Sakura! You're okay! You made it back by yourself! Did he let you go?"
"Actually he just assumed I couldn't do anything for myself and left me there. So I got up and crawled out a window."
Kagome turned and whispered in Sakura's ear. "The author's runnin' out of ideas, eh?"
"Ya, I think so." (Splashley07 can be seen screaming many cuss words at the computer screen. This time Anuvia popps in and restrains her. Without a word in comes anime_lvr, once again, this time to apologize.)
(anime_lvr: *turns to splashley07* Why must you be such a bitch Splashy! She just said you can't come up with any good plots or story lines. *turns to audience* Hi, I'm anime_lvr, and this is splashley07. For just 50 cents a day you can make sure that she'll get her meds on time. Then we won't have to deal with this again. Thank you for your time.)
Sakura and Kagome stared at the computer screen sweatdropping. "Uhhhh..." Sakura managed to mumble.
Suddenly Kagome was struck with an idea. "I know how to make the boys really nervous!" She leaned in and whispered something in Sakura's ear.
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Inuyasha and Syaoran sat solemnly in a tree waiting for Kagome to finish. They both sat erect (not a word pervs!) when they heard the sound of screaming. "Kagome!" Inuyasha swore under his breath before taking of toward the hot spring, Syaoran right at his heels.
Syaoran kept his eye on the demon running on ahead of him. He gasped when he saw something grab Inuyasha's legs and drag him downward. "Inuaysha!" Syaoran reached the spring only to have the same thing happen to him. Before he knew it he was under water and a hand was ripping at his clothes. He tried to scream but then he realized he was under water...and he couldn't breath! He swam to the surface...or what he thought was the surface, only to realize...
"AHHH!!! I'm naked!!!" He swiveled around only to find Inuyasha in the same predicament. Suddenly he thought. 'Were did our clothes go?' He turned just in time to witness two heads surface. He and Inuyasha sat dumbfounded. They both shouted at the same time.
"Kagome!? Sakura!?"
The girls smiled. Sakura put her hand over her mouth. 'My god! I wasn't expecting that!' Now both girls were focused on the 'treasure' under the water. "Still," Sakura said half to herself. "Naraku's was bigger."
Syaoran was angry and relieved at the same time. He didn't quite know how to act. He wanted to strangle her and hug her at the same time but decided that doing either without clothes on could be considered rape.
Sakura came over and hugged him. "I'm so happy you- no wait I freed myself. Uh, I'm glad I- no that doesn't work either. Uhm, I love you!" She smiled at the surprised look on his face. "What silly, that's not the first time I've said that."
"I know that. It's just-" He leaned in to kiss her. He could feel the warmth of her lips on his even before they joined. They were so close-
"SYAORAN LI!!!!!! What the hell is grinding into my hip!!!" Sakura looked down, looked back up, then smacked him. "I see what you want!!!" She tore herself away from him. "I thought I meant more to you."
Syaoran didn't know how to retaliate. He just sat there...hurt. Inuyasha, walked up to Sakura and tapped her angrily on the shoulder.
"Listen miss know-it-all!!! Guys his age can't control that reflex yet. You should be thankful it works!! Some guys never have that happen to them and they don't even realize that if it doesn't you don't have good fertility!! Didn't you know that!? You need a BONER to PROCREATE!!!!!!" Inuyasha stood heaving in front of the now frightened cardcaptor. He then stood up and left the pool, not caring who saw him. "C'mon Syaoran. Let's go."
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(Warning: This scene is very touching and sweet. If you don't like such things then move on. I would read though. There's some I+K *^__^*)
Syaoran sat in front of a blazing fire. He, Inuyasha and Miroku were in charge of guarding the girls inside the hut behind them. He took at deep breath. "Maybe it was wrong of me to be so...perverted."
Inuyasha looked at his new friend and saw the sadness in his eyes. "Uh, listen kid. I'm not much of an advice giver but, I think you should just move on. Forgive her for being an idiot. I'm sure she feels sorry right now but, sometimes you have to apologize first. That is if you really care about her." He said this as he hung his head thinking of all the times Kagome had forgiven him for stupid things. Hell, he had even cheated on her by promising himself to Kikyo. And yet, she was still there by his side.
Syaoran saw the look on Inuyasha's face and suddenly realized what true love really was. 'I need to wait until she's ready. The only time it's worth it is when both are intertwined in their hearts.' He stood up and walked into the hut. He leaned down and pulled Sakura up.
"What the hell!?" She gasped when she saw him.
"Sakura I.." Just then Sango, walked out of the hut with Shipo and Kilala. She turned back and winked. He nodded. Grabbing Sakura by the wrist he yanked her out of the hut and into the forest.
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(Mushiness not over yet *^__^*)
Inuyasha took the hint from Sango and walked over to the hut. When he got inside he saw Kagome on the floor confused. He kneeled down in front of her. "Kagome. I have something I need to tell you." He sat down against the wall facing her. "Do remember when I told Kikyo I would devote myself to her. You came back and told me you wouldn't leave. You came for me and forgave me. Why?"
Kagome looked down at the floor. Merely recalling the incident was painful. "I...I don't know Inuyasha. I just realized that-" She began to cry.
Inuyasha stood up and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her up with him. "Don't cry. Kagome, I never realized it before. I was so wrapped up in my own wants that I didn't notice you, standing there. I didn't realize it until I saw my own mistakes in someone else. I'm not here to preach or to be romantic. I just want to tell you how I feel." He wasted no more time as he pulled her into a passionate kiss. The couple wished they could stay that way forever. Though neither had told the other how they felt, they both knew that the feeling was mutual. Then finally, the kiss was broken.
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A/N: Well, It's a cliffy! Actually the reason I did that is because I didn't want you guys to hang on only one chapy for too long...not that anyone reads my fics anyway. I guess the reason I don't update much is because I'm so busy with school, anime club and preparing for an expo (not fun, the preparing part that is) and I might not get some chapters up for a while. I promise to update as often as humanly possible and I hope I get more reviewers. If not then I might have to start charging...MWAHAHAHA!!! Ya so I might be a little slow with the chapter update. Her are some animes I am thinking of putting into future chapters:
Fruits Basket DotHack//:Sign Tenchi Muyo Cowboy Bebop Trigun
Can't think of anymore. How sad. I need to sit and watch more anime. I hope to see you all soon!
REIVEW!!!!!!