Chapter 2 Too much power is bad

After the slow painful torture, that Itachi had given Sasuke, they were both weak. Itachi because BERT would not stop commenting on everything he saw and Sasuke was tortured. When the cute and cuddly pain was over the two Uchiha brothers noticed something!

Uchiha brothers: I'm blind!

Sasuke started to curse Orochimaru for the excessive use of the SHARINGAN during the three years of training.

Itachi on the other hand was yelling at BERT, who was still talking about pink bird that made a nest on him.

Itachi; Mangekyo Sharingan, Aaaaaaah it burns. Foolish little brother try and use your inferior Sharingan.

Sasuke; Okay but only so that I can destroy you, Aaaaaaah it burns.

Itachi; Hahahahaha that was funny. Now I need to get back to the hideout bye foolish little brother.

Sasuke; Itttaaaccchhhiii!

Later at the Akatsuki base (cunningly disguised as a marshmallow factory)

"Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetsu help me I'm blind!"

Kakuzu, Kisame and Zetsu; Bwahahahahahahaha!

Hidan; that made my day!

Kakuzu; Hidan how did you make it back?

Hidan; well after you left me under a pile of rocks, I spent ten days licking my way out. Then another ten days using my tongue to hop here!

Zetsu; Oh well why didn't you try to call me telepathically?

Hidan; (angry, peeved look on face) I need hands to do the signs!

Meanwhile back with Sasuke.

"Oh Sasuke-kun, I'm looking for you"

Sasuke;(shiver, twitch, go into spasm and shock) Not him even Naruto is better that him!

"Honey I found you, why are you on the ground shivering, covering you eyes?"

In Sasuke's mind; Answer, you're here, I'm blind and again you're here!

"I'm blind"

"That's okay I'll nurse you back to health"(BIG SMILE and heart shaped eyes).

Sasuke's mind; WHY, WHY, I could have taken the super strong granny, or the STRAIGHT perv, but no I decided to take a gay pedophile!

Orochimaru claps and giggles as he drags Sasuke's twitching blinded body back to his lair.

What will happen to the Uchiha brothers? And we find out why Orochimaru is the way he is. All this MIGHT be in the next chapter.