I needed a break from The Crimson Ritual
Ways To Annoy Kate
1) Call her princess none stop
2) Then ask her to get you a beer repeatedly.
3) Flirt with Pogue every chance you get
4) Make Chase cast 'creation' spells on her whenever he has a free minute (We found another use for him ladies and gentlemen!)
5) Tell her you know what REALLY happened when Chase and her went to the movies
6) Then bring up the fact that her and Chase would make a cute couple
7) Constantly drop hints that Pogue's gay
8) Laugh madly when she doesn't believe you
9) Call her a drama queen whenever she bitches
10) Tell her to put some fucking clothes on when she's walking around in her underwear
11) Ship her with Sarah so you can have Pogue all to yourself
12) Set her up on a blind date with Chase
13) Record it and send the video to 'Blind Date'
14) Have Pogue help you think of smart-ass captions to use
15) Steal Gorman's pimp cane and whack her with it when she gets annoying
16) Write a love note to Aaron and sign her name
17) Throw her to the Mary Sues and let them rip her apart for being such a bitch to Pogue in the movie
18) While the ladies have their fun, steal Pogue and run away with him
19) Snag Caleb on the way and lock them in a room together
20) Don't let them out until there's some serious NC-17 SMEXING going on
21) Use a cattle prod if you have to
22) Write about it and post it for all of us to read