Redwall's Next Top Model
"Now as you all already know," Kelaiah continued, figuring that the reader had continued on the Chapter 2, otherwise this stuff wouldn't be read in the first place. "The Contestants are:
Cornflower - (very pretty mousemaid with the long eyelashes, bright eyes, velvety soft fur, and white teeth; wore a pinafore and a pale yellow headband bordered with cornflowers.)
Mariel - (very pretty mousemaid in a light green linen habit.)
Treerose - (charming little red squirrelmaid, very pretty, with sharp little dewclaws.)
Rose - (very pretty mousemaid, a beauty with a quiet smile, serene features, and the most gentle hazel eyes that ever reflected starlight. Her laughter was like a summer breeze among bluebells, and her wondrous clear voice would sing melodiously like a warm breeze on a soft night.)
Celandine - (extremely pretty squirrelmaid, fair, charming, and graceful, so beautiful, pretty enough to break one's heart, wore a tunic quartered gold and crimson with green border and a black tie belt, trimmed with frills and furbelows.)
Bluefen - (ferretmaid, pretty enough, a delicate spring flower.)
Pasque - (beautiful haremaid, with soft brown eyes, the prettiest hare of her time, delightful, with long lashes, a soft voice, and gentle smile; wore a crimson silken ribbon about neck and a gold bracelet with three emeralds.)
Trimp - (tall, slender, pretty hedgehogmaid wearing a tunic and a beautiful fishbone bracelet; fine clear voice, a good singer; a young beauty with a normal good pallor, her smile would have charmed the birds out of the trees and could charm the stars out of the skies with just a flutter of her eyelashes.)
Dotti - (pretty haremaid, tall and lanky, with powerful rangy footpaws, simply clad in a short green tunic and a demure cloak of light blue with the slightest hint of a frill at its neck and a flowered straw bonnet.)
Mhera - (tall, pretty ottermaid, dressed in a soft magnolia robe with a brown cord girdle.)
Fwirl - (startlingly beautiful squirrelmaid, with huge almond eyes, dainty paws, snow-white teeth, perfect features, a curling red-gold tail, and a charming smile that lit up the bright summer day even more, clad in a short belted tunic of soft green.)
Armel - (pretty squirrelmaid, fascinating beauty, with the most beautiful eyes: deep dark brown, big and soft, innocent and gentle; wore an apron.)
"-and the trials which they will be going through to prove themselves worthy of being the role model for female creatures in Mossflower, are:
1) Cooking
2) Singing
3) Riddle solving
4) Weaponry/fighting
5) Disguising selves as vermin
6) Defending the abbey
7) Healing
8) Rescuing prisoners
9) Escaping prison
10) Boating
"-The way how this will go," went on Kelaiah, "is that all twelve contestants will complete in the ten trials, and the reviewers will judge who did best and who did worst in each trial.
"And how the reviewers will judge is that they will number all twelve contestants and number them according to how well they did, twelve being the lowest and one being the highest.
"Throughout the trials all twelve will remain and NOT be voted off one-by-one, because that way we can enjoy each character a bit more and each character has more of a chance to win. (Plus there are some trials that different characters would be good at and it'd be interesting to see them do it.)
"All reviewers MUST review for each chapter so that they can evaluate the progress of each character.
"Then finally. . . ." said the tall young ferret, widening his eyes in a pathetic attempt to look all big and imposing. ". . . the two who did the best overall job will continue on to determine who will be Redwall's Next Top Model.
"And if you wish to participate, please continue on to Chapter 3."