Here's another chapter of complete and utter random weirdness! Yay!
James: ……..8O
Jessie: …uh, James? Hellooooooo?
James: …….did you hear that?!
Jessie: what?
James: ………he's been saying it over and over,
Jessie: what, what?! For the love of mew! Is he gay?! Is he suicidal?! Is he dead?!
James: …….he's in love!
Jessie: …that's it? Haven't we been through this before?
James: …….listen!
Meowth: ………mmm, love you Pikachu!……..
Jessie: ……..80 okay, now I'm freaked out too!
James: …….that makes two of us!
Jessie: alright, I think I've heard enough to know that this needs explaining!
Jessie nudged Meowth with her foot and he opened his eyes
Meowth: …mmm, whattsa matta Jess?
Jessie: what's the matter with me? What's the matter with you?!
Meowth: notin's de matta wit me, I feel great!
Jessie: gee, I wonder why?
James: so Meowth, anything to tell us?
Meowth: mmm, can't tink of anyting!
Meowth got up and stretched
Jessie: sure you don't want to think a little harder?
Meowth: so, what's our next plan? I can't wait ta catch Pikachu!
Jessie: I'll bet you can't!
Twerps,
Ash: 'yawn' so Pikachu, did ya sleep well?
Pikachu: pi Pikachu, pika pi-pika Pikapi! (actually, you kept kicking me last night, which is why I hid your hat!)
Ash: oh that's good! Now, where's my hat?
Pikachu: heheheh…
Suddenly a figure lunged out of the bushes and tackled Pikachu
Ash: ah! A wild pokemon! Pikachu, thunderbolt!
Pikachu: pika- CHUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Pikachu thunderbolted everything in sight because he has bad aim like that and Meowth and ash landed in a heap
Ash: …….I meant the pokemon…..
Meowth: ………..Dat's tough love!……
Ash: Meowth? Oh, what're you here for now?
Meowth: I'm here for Pikachu!
Ash: that's what I thought! Okay Pikachu, do your thing!
Pikachu: pika-
Meowth: wait, wait! Ya got it all wrong!
Meowth jumped behind misty and she called Pikachu off
Pikachu: alright Garfield, you got 10 seconds to tell me why I shouldn't light you like a firework on the fourth of July! 9...8...7...6...
Meowth: AH!, UH,UH, LOVE!!!
Meowth jumped into misty's pull string bag and Pikachu froze
Ash: …sorry, I was watching a Pidgey and a Spearow fighting, what's going on?
Misty: ……I-I don't know……..
Pikachu: did you just say what I think I heard?
There was no reply
Pikachu: um, hello?
Misty pulled Meowth out of her bag by his tail and found that he had found the candy she kept at the bottom of her bag
Meowth: 'gulp' what's dat my little pika-pal?
Pikachu: …
Ash: what did he just say?
Misty: I'm not sure whether to find this cute or sick,
Meowth: well, I don't care whatcha say about us, I love Pikachu an Dat's dat!
Ash: is this a trick? Where's Jessie and James?
Meowth: we uh, we had a fight,
Misty: why?
Meowth: because, dey didn't believe dat pika an me could be together edder, but we'll show em, won't we Pikachu?
Pikachu: …
Meowth: …Pikachu?
Misty: uh, can you give me and Pikachu a minute alone?
Meowth: okay!
Misty dropped Meowth, dragged Pikachu into her tent and slapped her back to conciseness
Pikachu: wha, what happened? I blacked out for a minute there,
Misty: Pikachu, what're you gonna say?
Pikachu: say about what?
Misty: to Meowth,
Pikachu: oh my gosh, that actually happened?!
Misty: YES! Now what are you going to say?
Well, what will Pikachu say? Who knows! Also, is anyone other than me finding Pikachu being a girl weird?