"The Mystery Machine Drug Bust: Part II" Written by ToastMmHot
A few minutes after solid silence, the police officer's partner finally arrived. "Sorry I'm late," he said, "I was busting some damn teenagers and a shark."
The night had been a wild one. Just about twenty minutes ago, Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Fred were busted for possession of drugs. Tension had risen. Velma grew tired of life living in a broken up van, and escaped. Daphne took a stand against Fred's violations and wished him unlucky consequences in jail. Shaggy confessed to the police officer where all the stashes of drugs were to be found. And Scooby simply said nothing, and for shame, this was supposed to be a Scooby Doo fanfic, after all.
As the two officers discussed the event of the teenagers and the shark, the gang thought to themselves quietly.
Fred stood wearily, glaring at Daphne's butt from the corner of his eye. She looks really good tonight. Man, if we're going to jail, I'm glad I'm going with her. I know she doesn't realize it, but I like her. Maybe If I do more to show it, she'd notice me.
Daphne sighed. It was a long night and she had enough. She could see Fred staring at her right now. Why is Freddie always looking at me? When will he understand that I don't like him? Maybe if I do more to show it, he'll leave me alone.
Shaggy has nothing processing in his mind; he was high, as was Scooby.
"Look Daphne, I have a confession to make…I-I like you." Fred announced. It was the story of the year. Daphne rolled her eyes, "Get bent—I like Velma. I'm a lesbian, Freddie. She is groovy." It was the first thing that came to mind. Fred was astonished. "Is it the way I touched you? Was it not good enough?" he asked. "Oh, Freddie! You idiot." Daphne yelled.
"Hey now—be quiet! We're about to search your car." The police officer's partner said. "Don't forget to check the trunk, coppers!" Shaggy expressed. The police officer's assistant approached the Mystery machine. He began in the back. He opened the double doors and out poured tons of marijuana. Shaggy got excited, "Jackpot Scoob, jackpot!" Next, the officer checked under the seats in the vehicle. There too he found drugs. After about ten minutes of searching, the police man's partner was done. He uncovered 25 bags of weed in total. 24 of the bags were labeled, 'Shaggy', one was already opened and labeled, 'Velma'. He put the bags of drugs in a large black container and took it inside of his car. The police officer shook his face in shame at the crew. "You're all so young, it's a shame you'll be going to jail." He said. Daphne gasped and covered her face, "Oh no." Shaggy and Scooby simply laughed. Fred was hypnotized by Daphne's hair.
"You can't arrest us! We really do solve mysteries! The drugs aren't ours—"Daphne lied. "No, she's not telling the truth officer…they belong to us. We do own them. All of us, together." Fred corrected. Maybe she'll like me more if I show honesty. Daphne scorned Fred, "They're all Freddie's! He bought them from a…from a witch!" Daphne explained.
"That's enough out of you kids, get in the car. I'm taking you downtown…" the police officer said.
"JINKIES!" came a loud cry. Everyone gasped and looked around. Velma walked in from the darkness. At ear, she held a very old man. The old man wailed as she nearly dragged him towards the bunch. "What's this? The maniac lady has returned?" the police officer asked, getting his gun ready.
Velma shook her head. "We are indeed, non-guilty of your offenses, officer. The bags of weed discovered in our van were clearly planted by none other than Richard, the gardener, from up street. He disguised himself as the Marijuana-Bandit and framed many others, as well." She explained.
The officer scratched his head. "What the fuck?" Richard, the gardener, spoke. "If it wasn't for that ugly bitch in the orange sweater, I would've gotten away with it."
Everyone gasped. "But how do you explain your friends…err, Shaggy and Scooby?" the officer asked. Velma softly chuckled and shrugged. "Um, Richard snuck drugs into their systems?" The officer pondered endlessly, "Oh. You must be telling the truth." He said. "Exactly," Velma replied.
"She's lying! She paid me to say I did it! They all smoke it! It's their possessions!" Richard, the gardener, confessed. Everyone gasped. "What's going on?" Daphne asked.
Velma laughed viciously as she grinned at the big bunch. "I was always the one to put up with all of your shit. But no more…I solved every mystery—none of you were necessary! Daphne thinks she's prettier because she has sex with every guy on the bus!"
Daphne crossed her arms in discomfort. Her eyes shifted from person to person.
"Freddie is always hitting on her. It disgusts me. And that dog, that fucking dog, always knocking my seat! Well, knock you will no more!"
Velma threw herself at Scooby. Everyone gasped. The police officer fired two gunshots at Velma. She fell instantly to the ground and bled. It grew quiet. "Well gang, it looks like we solved another mystery." Fred smiled. "Oh dear…" Daphne said, noticing Velma's blood spreading. Richard, the gardener grabbed a mop from his truck, that was nearby, and began mopping up the mess—Velma. The police officers thanked the group of kids for solving the mystery. "I guess you were really detectives." The police officer stated. "Yes, this was just a big misunderstanding. Right, Scooby?" Daphne said, taking out a box of Scooby snacks.
"Scooby Rooby Roo!" Scooby howled. They all laughed.
The End.