You retreated back to your cave on LOLCAT with a frown. You were still quite stumped on this whole "Hearty Thing" deal. You decided it would be a good idea to talk to John about how he learned how to do his Windy Thing. If they were even remotely similar to each other, maybe he could help! You opened up your husktop and immediately selected John's chumhandle from the list.
- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
AC: :33 john!
AC: :33 are you there john human?
AC: :33 i n33d to talk to you!
EB: what? oh, okay. you're the cat troll, right?
AC: :33 um, i guess you could say that? but this is no time fur you to be asking questions! I n33d your help!
EB: wait what?
EB: you need MY help?
EB: what for?
AC: :33 i n33d to know how you do your windy thing! and soon!
EB: my windy thing? why would you need to know that?
AC: :33 i... i have my reasons
EB: uh, well, it's not really something i can explain over chat. i could ask jade to do her spacey thing and send me over to lolcat to teach you in purrson?
EB: oops, i mean person.
AC: X33 h33h33, okay! thank you john!
EB: you're welcome, i think?
- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
Well, that certainly went better than expected! You were so caught up in your excitement that you almost forgot to put on a fresh pot of tea for your incoming guest! You scurried out to the nearest river of tea to gather some.
== Nepeta: be the John Human.
You are now the John Human, and you have little clue as to what the hell is going on. A troll you have had such little contact with suddenly wants to know how you do your Windy Thing? This s33ms suspicious! Erm, you mean seems. Yeah. Seems.
You shrugged it off, though, and proceeded to pester Jade.
- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic -
EB: jade!
GG: hi john! :B
EB: is there any way you could like, transportalize me to lolcat? i need to meet a friend there for something
GG: a friend? whos on lolcat that you need to see?
EB: the cat troll. she said that she needed to know how i do my windy thing? i am not quite sure why though.
GG: are you sure you want to go? this sounds suspicious! :o
EB: i'll be fine, jade, i can take care of myself! i just need you to help me get there. lowas is really far from lolcat!
GG: alright... but if you need any help i'll be right here to transportalize you back!
EB: haha thanks jade!
GG: anytime john! be careful! :)
- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] -
You closed your laptop and laid back in the grass of your planet. Maybe this could be fun? Maybe this cat troll (you had yet to actually learn her name) would be kind and sweet? Maybe she'd enjoy a belly rub or two? You were sure that at least something good would come out of this! It didn't take long before you felt a familiar tingling sensation, starting from the tips of your toes and stretching upward to the very top of your head. This form of transportation wasn't your favorite choice, but it was easy and convenient. Your nearby consorts looked puzzled as bit by bit of your glowing green body disappeared into the very fabric of time and space.