WASH YOUR PATHIK

That's what Joseph Gordon did. He then ran away from the crowd so he could think of another story. Sadly, it was a second chapter to this story that he came up with. Too bad… for you.

Guru Pathik escaped the insane asylum using several non-existent and complicated passageways through-out the ventilation shafts that didn't exist. Due to the fact that they didn't exist, it was pretty easy for him to escape. And if you didn't understand this paragraph's meaning, good for you. You have a well-working brain and a life, unlike the author of this story.

Anyways, Pathik ran all the way to the then-non-existent land of Pittsburgh, Connecticut. Ignore the fact that it doesn't even exist today. At Pittsburgh, he ate some ice-cream, went to Toys R' Us, and even appeared on a talk show. Afterwards, he jumped into some mud. The day was perfect until a hotel manager did something so terrible in Pathik's eyes...

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Katara woke up, brushed her teeth, got dressed, took a shower, ate breakfast, cooked breakfast, and attached her hair loopies. (In that order.) She then kidnapped Appa, laughed at Aang while he slept, continued to neglect Toph, and threw Sokka, and his clothes, off a cliff. All of this would have been important if this was part of the story, but no, it is not.

Inside the Earth Kingdom Palace Place…

Azula was bored of being ruler of Ba Sing Se, so she decided to name it Ba Sing Azula in order to show her 'originality.' She was still bored though, so she decided to play God of War 2. That was restricted, however, in order to avoid copyright issues, with emphasis on the middle of the word. She tried everything, from yuri to playing checkers with Long Feng. She was about to attempt to eat Ty Lee and herself, but Admiral Zhao barged into the palace place.

"Where is my tuna sandwich you promised, Bosco!?" yelled Zhao. Azula was startled by his intrusion and said the one thing that was on her mind… "SHADOW CLONE JITSU!"

Azula shot lightning at Zhao, but he wasn't even fazed.

"HELLO! I CAN'T REACH MY SILVERWARE!" shouted Zhao as he stepped on his own face. He then ripped off his face and revealed that he was the self-proclaimed elite SEXXORZ man Jason Isaacs. Fire lord Ozai blasted through another wall in cheap, Saturday morning cartoon style and punched Jason Isaacs in the face. He ripped off his face and revealed himself to be Luke Skywalker, AKA, Mark Hamill.

"Come to the dark side, Mark. You get to act in the Harry Potter movies." bribed Jason Isaacs.

"Never! Voice acting in Nickelodeon shows is the meaning of life." Mark Hamill retorted.

"Sure, for a washed-up celebrity like yourself."

In a fight scene that is too bad-ass to describe, they end up killing themselves. As if nothing had happened, Azula went on to eat Ty Lee and herself, finally realizing where she belonged; inside her stomach.

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"In an attempt to further neglect Toph for no right reason, here's the next paragraph." said Koh as he scarfed down the last bit of his six-hundredth sixty-sixth box of ice-cream. The sad part is that he ate all of those in one day. The poor face-stealer.

Haru woke up one day. If he didn't wake up, I wouldn't have written that he woke up. He then tripped and fell into a volcano, where no one would ever see him again. Not that Toph could've seen him, anyways. (runs away from fanboys/girls.)

Smellerbee ran home from Blockbuster with an illegal copy of High School Musical 2.

"Guys, I got the new movie. Man, is Zac Efron hot." said Smellerbee.

"If you like him so much, why don't you marry him." mocked Jet.

"Maybe I will, if you have to be so immature about it." Smellerbee said back. Jet and Smellerbee kept fighting as Longshot just sat back and relaxed.

After a few minutes, Jet asked Longshot, "What do you think about this?"

Longshot turned his head towards Jet, opened his mouth and said, "Yeah, Zac Efron is hot."

Jet & Smellerbee: o.O

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Joseph was surrounded by Toph fans now. What had he gotten himself into? Suddenly becoming bold, he jumped in front of the fans and did the only thing he could…

TO BE CONTINUED WIT' MO' INTERNET FADS…

Pathik ripped out the hotel manager's organs, getting the organ juice splattered onto him.

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