Guan Ping Answer's Letters
Part 2
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Dear Son,
Tonight we managed to find Xing. But he's now livung with the nest of birds living in the Nanman territory and we can't convince him to to come down and go home with us. Since he can now fly he's quite convinced that he is not human but a bird and now wants to stay with his true family for the rest of hus life. Now comw here and smack your brother with your sword to bring him back to his senses.
~Your father, Guan Yu.
Dear father,
What is this new level of stupidity brother Xing has come to? Do not worry father, leave it to me, I shall go and have a word with him, if it doesn't suffice I will use my sword. I do not intend to come back without him even if it means destroying the nest he took shelter in, how is it that he managed to fit in a nest anyway, its a rather peculiar matter, but I won't spend much time dwelling on it, there is more important things to be done. If the enemy hear's of what has become of the Guan's we will become a laughing stock, I do not intend to let that happen.
~Sincerely Guan Ping
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Dear Cousin,
Yesterday Yinping introduced a handsome Shu nobleman to me as her boyfriend. He looks like a true gentleman though a little vain. I just want to convey my happiness that both you and your sister now have your own love interests. Xingcai is also pleased that now you decided to date and said something about you 'finally losing your virginity.' But tell me, what does virginity mean? Can I eat it?
~Sincerely, Your Cousin Liu Shan.
Dear lord Liu Shan
None of what you have mentioned is true about me or Yinping. Who is this nobleman you speak of, I'm sure father would be interested to hear about this, as for lady Xing Cai, I would like to emphasise that we are merely sparring partners and nothing more. And in answer to your question my lord, no you cannot eat it, why must you eat everything. I recommend you have a word with your father to explain its meaning, but I do think you should spend your time worrying about better matters than what goes on in tents.
Sincerely, Guan Ping
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