Pokeballs are thrown at Peashooter.
Peashooter: So, people may wonder how do I use pokeballs. Well, It magically appear to me. Now get the theme song rolling…
Theme Song
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
Plants and zombies is interfering
So join forces we must!
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all)
it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must battle
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all)
a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You'll fight for justice with me
(Po-ke-mon)
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
Against all evil force
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You'll fight for justice with me
Pokemon!
Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh you and me will fight
In a world that is collide!
Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
POKEMON!
Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
POKEMON!
With PVZ too!
Narrator: As the plants leave for the next city, they wonder about the strengths of their pokemons and also about the…
Wall-Nut looked at the big round object that Peashooter is carrying, and then he said to him, "Can I have it to cook for dinner?"
Peashooter said, "No, it's MY egg, and I decide what should happen to it."
Sunflower asked Peashooter, "How can you hatch an egg?"
Peashooter answered, "Well, according to the instruction, you have to walk around with it for at least a day or too, or else it will never hatch."
Wall-Nut said, "I still wanna cook it for dinner…"
Potato Mine said, "Maybe we should stop and rest for a little bit, should we?"
All the Plants except for Peashooter said Yeah. Peashooter decide they should battle each other and be active, so the egg may hatch a little bit early. Peashooter said, "Alright, it's Me vs Wall-Nut, and Potato Mine vs Sunflower."
Wall-Nut said, "And if I beat ya, give me that egg and I will cook it."
Peashooter said, "No. Anyways, let's begin!"
Battle one: Peashooter VS Wall-Nut
Peashooter: I choose you Snivy! (Note: this is the new battle format.)
Snivy: Do I have to battle?
Peashooter: Umm… yeah? I mean, don't you want to level up?
Snivy: Fine.
Wall-Nut: Go Roggenrola!
Roggenrola: Sturdy activated.
Snivy: Is that thing like a robot?
Peashooter: I don't know. I don't care. Snivy use Leaf Tornado!
Snivy uses leaf tornado on Roggenrola, causing Roggenrola to tumble.
Roggenrola: Offense Mode on!
Snivy: It is totally a robot.
Peashooter: Now use-
Wall-Nut: Roggenrola, use rock smash!
Peashooter: Dodge it!
Snivy is about to dodge but Roggenrola uses Rock Smash on Snivy, causing Snivy to whimpered in Pain.
Snivy: OWW! YOU bleep! What do you have against Girls!?
Peashooter: Snivy's a girl?!
Snivy: YOU IDIOT! HOW YOU NOT KNOW THAT? YOU CHOOSE ME!
Peashooter: Actually, you are the only starter left over.
Snivy:GRRR!
Snivy uses Vine whip on Roggenrola at least a thousand times, or maybe more. I can't count exactly how many times, because Snivy is over whipping Roggenrola. Roggenrola fainted.
Peashooter won.
Snivy: I HATE YOU!
Peashooter: Sorry, at least we won.
Snivy whips Peashooter.
Battle ended.
Peashooter whined, "Oww… mommy."
Suddenly, the egg started to shake. Peashooter and the other plants look at it and said, "HUH?"
Wall-Nut said, "It is so close to hatching!"
Peashooter said, "And you want to kill the baby inside."
Wall-Nut apologizes to Peashooter while Potato Mine said, "Let's get our battle started!"
Battle 2: Sunflower VS Potato Mine
Sunflower:I choose you, Oscar!
Oshawott: My name is Oscar!
Potato Mine: You nicknamed your Oshawott? Go Tepig!
Tepig: I am so PUMP!
Potato Mine:Use Grass Knot!
Tepig squashes Oshawott, Oshawott get knocked away by Tepig's Grass Knot.
Oshawott: That fat piggy is so heavy! And the Charge hurts!
Tepig: That's what ya get, Oscar the grouch!
Sunflower: Oscar! Are you alright?
Oshawott: Yeah!
Sunflower: Oscar, use bubblebeam!
Oshawott launches a huge wave of bubbles at Tepig. Tepig takes a lot of damage, but somehow turns blue.
Potato Mine/Sunflower/Oshawott: What is going on?
Tepig evolves into Pignite!
Pignite: You like bubbles, huh? Taste my fist!
Pignite use mega punch on Oshawott. Oshawott fainted.
Battle ended.
Potato Mine watched Pignite and decided to scan him into his Pokedex. After he scans him, he asked, "How do you evolve so early?"
Pignite replied, "I saw some candy and I ate some of it."
Peashooter overheard and said, "THAT's MY RARE CANDIES FOR PI-"
Potato Mine said, "for who?"
Peashooter said, "None of your beeswax."
Pignite said, "It was so good and tasty!"
Peashooter said, "bleep!"
Wall-Nut asked, "What's going on?"
Pignite answered, "I ate some of Pea's candy!"
Peashooter said, "BLEEP!"
Wall-Nut said to Peashooter, "Stop cursing."
"Pi."
The plants heard that little sound and looked at the source. A little yellow creature looked at them, but it looked at Peashooter the most. "Hey, wat's up Peashooter?" It said.
"Pichu, how do you get here?" Peashooter asked the little yellow creature.
"Crazy David freed me."
"You mean Crazy Dave."
"Crazy whatever you say."
"Umm… what is going on?"asked Sunflower while looking at the little Pichu.
"I am Peashooter Pichu!" Pichu said.
Potato Mine said to Peashooter, "How about your Pichu battle my Pignite?"
Peashooter said, "Umm..."
Pichu yelled, "ALRIGHT!"
Peashooter cursed.
Battle 3: Peashooter vs Potato Mine
Pichu: I am ready to battle!
Pignite: HA! You are so tiny, I can crush you!
Pichu: Size doesn't matter!
Pichu uses spark on Pignite.
Pignite: Hey, your trainer said absolutely nothing!
Pichu: I am self dependent!
Pignite: Fine!
Pignite use mega punch on Pichu. Pichu have one last health point remaining. It's super effective!
Pichu: OWEY KAPOWEY!
Pignite uses grass knot. Pichu get squash.
Pichu: You are so… gordo.
Pignite: You speak spanish?
Pichu: Ni Sa Bi!
Pignite: You also speak chinese.
Pichu Fainted.
Battle ended.
"Did a battle just happen without our commands?" Peashooter asked Potato Mine.
"I think so." Potato Mine answered.
Pichu said, "I need to get stronger!"
"Pichu, just take a rest." Peashooter said.
"No, bleep you!"
"WTF!"
Sunflower yelled, "Stop cussing!"
Wall-Nut asked, "Is this ending?"
To be continued.
Peashooter: Oh hi, don't noticed you there.
Sunflower: Hi, I want you guys to take this poll…
Wall-Nut: When will I get my first capture?
Peashooter: Next episode.
Potato Mine: When will the egg hatch?
Peashooter: IDK.
Pichu: OHHH! Is this a secret hangout?
Peashooter: NO!
Sunflower: AWW! So cute!
Peashooter: He is annoying!
Pichu: Why is pokeballs thrown at you?
Peashooter: It's just like the yu-gi-oh intro, instead of cards, pokeballs! Potato Mine, just ended this!
Potato Mine: Here is our pokemons:
Peashooter:Snivy, Pichu, egg
Sunflower:Oshawott
Wall-Nut: Roggenrola
Potato Mine:Pignite
Potato Mine: Don't forget to review, Fav, and follow!