iNeed A Spleen
One day, Carly, Sam, Freddy and Spencer were at the Groovy Smoothie drinking smoothies.
Carly: I got strawberry!
Sam: I got fried chicken!
Freddy: I got wildberry!
Spencer: I got pain-in-my-spleen-berry! –falls over-
Charlie Brown: I got a rock!
Carly: Oh noes! Spencer needs help!
Doctor Phatbottum: I can help! –gives Spencer a shot, then hits him over the head with the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story"-
Sam: What's wrong with him? –takes a bite out of Freddy by mistake-
Doctor Phatbottum: He needs a spleen transplant from someone!
-Commercial Break-
Gibby: Hi, I'm Gibby, and I like to dance with…
Juggernaut: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! –punches Gibby, then puts him on a leash-
Gibby: Why?
Juggernaut: NOW YOU'RE MAH BITCH! MOVE BITCH!
-Commercial Break-
Pikachu: -smoking a cigar- And that's the story of Christmas!
Carly: So?
Pikachu: I DON' NEED THIS PLACE ANYWAY! –walks out crying-
Sam: Strange…
???: GIANT STICK OF DOOM! –giant stick stabs Sam, Freddy and Carly-
Doctor Phatbottum: Oh look, spleens for Spencer!
Several Hours Later…
Spencer: -wakes up- Whoa, I feel, different…
Doctor Phatbottum: I saved your life! Now you have three good spleens instead of one!
Spencer: I do?
Doctor Phatbottum: Also, you are now a crime fighting cyborg ninja pirate who stops bad guys from terrorizing Seatle.
Spencer: What does this thing do? –shoots Phatbottum with a lazer- Oops…
And from that day on, Spencer fought crime and helped Seatle become the most crime-free city of all time.
And Gibby was Juggernaut's bitch for the rest of time.
THE END
Sam: And that's how I spent my summer vacation!
Ms. Briggs: The paper was supposed to be on Richard Nixon!
Sam: Take this! –giant monster cat truck dog squirrel duck spoon crushes Ms. Briggs-
Gibby: Now I can dance with my shirt of…
Juggernaut: NOT NOW BITCH! –pimp slaps Gibby across the room-
Announcer: And the award for most pointless and stupid story on goes to
iNeed A Kidney!
The one guy in the audience: Whoo!
THE END