Editor's note: Ok, so here's chappie two. I guess some of you are wondering: "Why the hell is it rated M? There isn't even a lot of swearing or pervyness?!" The answer: I'm getting to it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did….Well….I don't know, but it would be different.

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"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY FUCKIN HOUSE AND HOW IN THE FUCKIN HELL DID YOU GET HER??!!"

I was yelling my ass off. Cursing at everything and everyone. "This is just one real fucked up dream. All I have to do is hit myself real hard with something really really hard."

"This is no dream, yeah." Deidara said. "Oh, let me introduced myself, I'm Dei-"

"I know who you fuckin are! What I want to know is, why the fuck are you in my house and-" I was cut short by a loud crash noise coming from the kitchen. I jerked my head towards the kitchen and saw that Zetsu and Kisame were eating all my food! How couldn't I have seen that!?

"Kisame! Zetsu! Get the fuck out of there!" I yelled

"Hey, how do you know our names?" Kisame asked with a half eaten chicken leg poking out of his mouth. And to think I was saving my KFC for lunch. What a waste.

"Because you guys are fictional! You guys are fictional characters on a show!" I was really starting to lose it. Not that I have a problem with Itachi being here, but the rest has to go.

"I'm losing it. How can this happen? How did you get her? And how long were you in my house?!" I really was starting to lose it.

"Hey girl!"

"Huh?"

"Get some new food! You only have crap in this fridge!" Zetsu said. "S-s-s-sure. I-I-I'll d-do th-tha-that." I said gulping with fear. I really don't want to get on Zetsu's bad side. I don't think anyone wants to. "I just need to get properly dressed. "Women" His black side said.

I ran to my room and saw Tobi rummaging through my drawers.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" I yelled, catching the moron by surprise.

"Tobi was just looking for something to eat! Tobi isn't like Deidara-sempai who looked at your underwear thingies! Tobi is a hungry boy!!" He yelled.

"Just get out." Like lightning he sped out of my room. Bumping into a few things here and there. I snickered as I watched him flying off. I quickly dressed myself and grabbed my phone. I knew there was only one person in this whole world who could handle this situation clearly. Fuck, what am I saying? She would freak out if she saw Pein. None the less, I dialed here number. I will ask help from her in an orderly fashion. Her phone rang. "Hello?" She answered. I took a deep breath and:

"ELIZABETH!!!! THANK EVERYTHING YOU ANSWERED! YOU HAVE TO COME HERE! SOMETHING SO WEIRD, YET SO WONDERFUL HAS HAPPENED!!"

"Did you finally get a boyfriend?" My friend asked. "NO! Just please come over!" "But, Al, I'm at Bella's. Can't this wait?" She asked get really annoyed. "NO IT CANNOT WAIT! BRING BELLA TOO!!" "Ugh, fine fine!! We'll be there as fast as we can. But don't expect us to be there real fast because Bella's head is throbbing because you two got drunk last night….Again." "That was her fault!" I protested.

"Girl! Get fuckin going and buy some decent fuckin food or else I will kill you!" That was so Hidan.

"Al, who was that?" My friend asked nervously. "I'll explain later. Just get over here!"

I grabbed my car keys and ran to the car. Fuck, I don't even know what they eat. Shit shit shit. I'm going to die!!

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Right! Now it's time for chappie 3!! :D

I hope everyone enjoyed this chappie!! If not, please tell me what you didn't like and I will try and make up for it in the 3rd chappie!

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I will try to get the 3rd chappie out soon!!