Wooow….thanks guys! Your feedback is amazing! I didn't expect this to be received so well! Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to my first voter and first positive reviewer. At the time I am currently writing this, the votes are as followed: Weiss, Yang, and Ren; 1 vote each. Cardin currently has 2 votes, so you can guess whose ass is grass in the next chapter!

Anyway, this one's for you destinyTail0!

(Team JNPR's Dorm)

"Where the hell are they?" Nora whispered in panic as she was tearing the refrigerator apart.

They were gone. All of her sweets were gone.

She woke up this morning ready to indulge herself with a scrumptious-didilyomptious breakfast that Jaune had so evilly robbed from her two days ago. But when she opened the fridge, ready to decimate the sugary treasures that she collected yesterday, she almost screamed when she found her designated spot in the fridge completely vacant.

Her cupcakes, cookies, cinnamon rolls, ice cream, and all of the extra pancakes Ren made for her last night were GONE! Where could they have gone?! She made absolutely sure to write her name on every piece of food that she claimed to make sure Jaune wouldn't repeat his last mistake.

"So help me Oum, if he ate my sweets, I'm gonna shove that collapsible shield up his-."

"Looking for something?" a voice sarcastically questioned behind Nora.

Nora whirled around to see Pyrrha in her crimson silk night gown with her hair down, looking slightly irritated. She was tapping her bare right foot against the floor with her arms crossed. Nora must have woke her up looking for her missing treats.

"My sweets are gone! I put them in the fridge last night, but now they're gone!" Nora panicked as turned to the fridge again to search it a twenty-second time.

"I know. I threw them away." Pyrrha said

Nora froze as the color left her face. Her body shook and twitched as she slowly closed the fridge and grabbed Pyrrha firmly by her shoulders.

"You…did…WWWHHAAAAATTTTT?!" She roared in astonishment and rage.

"I threw all of your junk food into a trash bag and threw the bag into the dumpster as the garbage man came." Pyrrha said with a calm and neutral voice.

"Why the freaking hell would you do that?! Do you know how much Lien I spent on those?!" Nora interrogated, shaking her teammate back and forth like a soda can.

While throwing Nora's hands off her, Pyrrha angrily replied, "You have an addiction Nora!"

"No I don't!"

" .DO!"

"Where's your proof!?"

"Your little stunt with Jaune's pants yesterday over something as trivial as pancakes!"

"I ALWAYS have dibs on Ren's pancakes! And you're just mad because he's your boyfriend!"

"He's not my- the point is that your unhealthy obsession with sweets is detrimental to your health and apparently your self-control!"

"IS NOT!"

As the two enraged females' faces closed in on one another, their argument was silenced by the loud, echoing sound of someone's fist slamming on their front door.

"Would you deafening imbeciles PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?! Some of us are trying to sleep!" a shrill voice screamed from the other side of the door.

"Weeeeiiiiissss, come back to beeeeed…" Ruby moaned from the other room.

Embarrassed by how loud she was being, Pyrrha whispered to the door, "I'm sorry. We'll be quieter."

All she heard in return was a huff of frustration and the slamming of team RWBY's door.

After taking a few deep breaths to calm herself down, Pyrrha gently placed her hands on Nora's shoulders in an effort to calm her down as well.

"Look Nora, I know this is problematic for you, but I am confiscating any and all of your junk food for the time being. As your teammate, and as your friend, I cannot let you continue this horrendously unhealthy diet, and you need to be punished for what you did."

"But what am I supposed to eat now?! That was all I had!" Nora complained.

"I, personally, will be refilling your division of the fridge myself."

"With what?" Nora asked with contempt.

"Vegetables, fruits, and soy meat."

Nora could only gape in horror at Pyrrha's answer. What kind of sick joke was this?! Eating vegetables and fruit for an extended amount of time is a fate worse than death, and there was no way Nora was gonna eat that disgusting abomination called "soy meat"!

Scared out of her mind from the mere thought of eating these atrocities, Nora got on her knees and grabbed Pyrrha's legs. She looked up to her with a look of pure plead.

"Come on Pyrrha, this isn't funny. Momma needs her fix, man. Just give me back my sweets. Pleeeaaassse." She pleaded with her teary eyes.

"I'm sorry Nora, but my mind is made up. Tomorrow I'll pay you back for all the Lien you spent."

After separating herself from Nora, Pyrrha walked away to prepare herself for the day.

Nora remained on her knees, looking disturbed beyond all comprehension. Over time, her face slowly changed from a look of horror into a look of determination.

There was no way she was going on a diet! She would have to force Pyrrha to leave her be.

But how?

As Nora pondered this, she noticed Pyrrha's weapons, Milo and Akouo, lying on the counter unattended. She began to concentrate immensely on Milo, formulating a plan to get the red-head off her back.

"Yeah…that could work." She thought with a malicious smirk on her face.

"Sorry Pyrrha, you brought this on yourself."

(Beacon's Shooting Range)

After Pyrhaa showered and got dressed in her uniform, she decided to get some target practice in before class started. As she opened Milo to load it, to her surprise it was already loaded.

"That's funny. I don't remember reloading it this morning…"

"Hey Pyrrha."

Startled by the voice interrupting her train of thought, she noticed Ren standing next to her looking worried.

"Oh, hello Ren. Do you need something?" she asked

"I couldn't help but overhear your little argument with Nora."

"Oh, sorry about that. We didn't wake you up did we?" she asked, scratching the back of her head in embarrassment.

"It's okay, I'm used to Nora waking me up early anyway. But I did want to speak to you about that."

His face did not abandon its look concern.

"What's wrong?"

Deeply sighing, Ren hesitated before answering.

"Just give her back her sweets. Give them back before it's too late."

Confused by Ren's request, she crossed her arms.

"Excuse me?"

Ren sighed again and put his hand on Pyrrha's shoulder, contemplating what he could say to make his friend aware of the grave mistake she made.

"Look Pyrrha, I think you are a strong-willed and intelligent woman that can conquer most challenges you encounter, but you're not going to win this fight. She is going to find a way to get her sweets and she will have no problem doing something humiliating to you like she did to Jaune in order to do so. I'll bet you anything that she is plotting against you right now. Just save yourself a lot of hardship and return her sweets while you still can."

If Pyrrha wasn't intimidated before, she was now.

"But Re-"

"Just. Give them. Back." Ren interrupted, removing his hand from her shoulder and leaving to get ready for class.

Slowly picking Milo back up, she began to break into a cold sweat, greatly disturbed by Ren's warning. Ren was a very truthful individual and never lied or exaggerated. If he said she was in danger, she was in DANGER.

Maybe this wasn't the best approach. I better replace her sweets as soon as class ends.

Checking the clock above her on the wall, she realized she had seven minutes left until class starts.

"Hmmm…I have enough time I guess."

As she slowly aimed Milo towards the cardboard Ursa on the other end of the room, she aligned the sights to its center and slowly began to pull the trigger.

Satisfied with her aim, she pulled the trigger.

Only for Milo to misfire and slightly implode, blasting soot into her face and blinding her as she dropped it in shock.

"*Cough**Cough* What *Cough* happened?" she coughed while furiously rubbing her eyes.

After wiping her eyes to the point that she could see properly, she picked up her beloved weapon to inspect the damage it suffered. There was a slight hole where the soot escaped, but besides that, no other damage was visible, an observation that baffled Pyrrha.

"What? How did…"

Deciding to worry about it later, she immediately rushed to the bathroom to wash her face before class. Had she remained in the shooting range for a few more seconds, she probably would have heard the evil cackling coming from the air vents and the blue eyes inside gleaming with insanity.

(Professor Port's Class)

"-then with my highly superior strength, I wrestled the rabid Ursa into the ground and snapped it's neck like a toothpick!" Professor Port proudly proclaimed with a bow.

For the first time ever since they began attendance to Beacon, the students were actually paying attention to one of Port's long-winded tales, skeptical on whether or not that the man was telling the truth.

"Now then, any questions?" He asked as his moustache animatedly jumped up and down his lips.

Pyrrha was the first to raise her hand.

"Ah Ms. Nikos, what's your question?"

She would have asked an insightful question that hopefully would elicit an insightful answer, but the most unexpected anomaly escaped her lips.

"MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YAAARRRD AND DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOUUR-"

Pyrrha slammed her hands to her mouth to silence herself, horrified at what she just screamed.

The classroom was completely silent. All one could hear was the slow chirping of the crickets echoing throughout the room. However, the silence was quickly destroyed as Yang's booming laughter escalated with each passing second.

"Ex…scuse me Ms. Nikos?" questioned Port with his left eyebrow slowly rising, still processing what his student just said.

"Um…w-w-what I meant t-to say was wh- I COULD TEACH YOU, BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE!"

At that moment, Yang's booming laughter was joined with Nora's insane cackling.

Pyrrha jumped from her seat, collecting her things as quickly as she possibly could.

With panic in her tone, Pyrrha whimpered, "I think I need to go no- I WANT TO KNOCK ASSES WITH JAUNE!"

Pyrrha was immediately replaced with a red streak as she sprinted away from the classroom screaming "I HAD A WET DREAM ABOUT JAUNE LAST NIGHT THAT INVOLVED HIM SPANKING ME WITH HIS SHIELD!"

There was only one covalent thought Peter Port could form at that moment.

"What the hell just happened?"

(At lunch in the Cafeteria)

"-and then she ran away as fast as she could! It was priceless!" narrated Yang as she laughed between words.

The group of friends could only stare baffled at the blonde brawler's story, except Nora who was completely aware. Jaune, Ruby, and Velvet were blushing furiously from what Yang claimed that Pyrrha announced. Pyrrha had still not returned from her escape.

"S-S-She wants t-t-o do WHAT with m-me?" Jaune stuttered while having a slight nosebleed.

During Yang's presentation of her story of "The Best Day Ever…Of All Time", Ren couldn't help but notice Nora as she ate her vanilla cake with satisfaction and pride on her icing covered smile.

"What did you do this time?" Ren asked

Stopping mid-bite, she put her fork down and looked at Ren with her "innocent" eyes.

"What do you mean Ren? I didn't do any-"

"WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?" Ren asked again with an assertive tone.

"NORA! VALKYRIE!" Pyrrha screamed as she entered the cafeteria, consequentially catching everyone's attention in the cafeteria.

"Oh heeeeyyyy Pyrrha, how has your day been?" Nora greeted with a huge smile.

In response, Pyrrha grabbed Nora by the collar of her shirt.

"This is your doing, isn't it?! What did you do to m- FIVE LIEN ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME!" Pyrrha screamed.

This sent the entire cafeteria roaring with laughter and made one student dig vehemently into his pockets to try and locate his wallet.

With a look of undisturbed happiness on her face, Nora replied quickly, "Weeeellllll…After you left after our argument I loaded your weapon with hollowed out rounds then snuck into team RWBY's dorm to steal some of Weiss's Dust and Ruby's tools then left to raid the Science lab for a list of chemicals that could degrade someone's ability to control what they said and their ability to"

Nora paused her speedy story to inhale air for three seconds, causing everyone to sweatdrop.

" keep their thoughts to themselves then came back to our dorm to use Ruby's tools to fill the rounds with the Dust after stealing the chemicals I needed from Blake and mixed the Dust with the chemicals so that when you fired your gun it would spew soot containing the chemicals into your face so you would inhale them so that I could trade you the antidote for my sweet privileges."

The group could only stare at Nora as they began to question just how insane she truly was.

"How dare you?! Why did you steal my Dust?!" Weiss questioned outraged.

"Why did Blake have those chemicals?" Ruby questioned

"Does she usually do stuff like this?" Velvet questioned, swearing to herself to never piss Nora off in the future."

"WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONTROL NOW BITCH?!" Nora shouted aggressively as she shoved Pyrrha's hands off of her collar.

"You're freaking insa-I PEEPED ON JAUNE IN THE SHOWER LAST WEEK!"

The sound that immediately followed that outburst was the sound of Jaune's body colliding with the floor as he fainted from embarrassment.

So there you go! Next victim is Cardin Winchester!