A small chappi today. might post another later, but probably tom. Enjoy!
Chapter Two: Escape plan status....Fail
The gray ewok used his magic to open the door to the "storage room". He found himself staring up into the face of the pilot. The same man who had dared mocked him! Well, it sounded like it at least.
" I demand you release me immediately! " He pointed one fat finger up at the Trader.
The trader stared, then laughed and said something in that weirdo language of his. He then dared to bend down and picked up said ewok by the armpits!
Never disgrace a Wizard in such a manner! The ewok pointed to the man's pants.
" SIZ!" He screeched. Immediately the man's pants caught on fire.
" AAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH !' He screamed. He dropped the Ewok, who made his way to the cockpit.
He was quite confused by all the lights, but concluded they must be on a boat. A really weird boat. Until he saw out the cockpit window.
" Ee chee wa maa ! " He was surrounded by stars!
" I don't think I'm on Endor anymore." He pulled a random lever, then pushed a few buttons. The ship stopped moving, then began spinning in place!
" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The ewok pushed random buttons everywhere and anywhere he saw one. Finally the ship stopped. He heard deep breathing behind him. Uh oh. He got up off the floor, then found his stomach wasn't taking the whole thing well. This time, he regurgitated in the cockpit floor, then passed out.
" UGH. This Ewok is more trouble than he's worth. And how did he make my pants catch on fire?" He dragged the Ewok back into his cage. Then accessed his computer for answers. It came up unknown, but did make a suggestion.
" Force Dampeners huh? Expensive, but ..." He looked down at his charred pants, and remembered the fire which almost burned up his...private parts. " I think the precaution is necessary."