Okay, SO. I'm updating early because I am currently bored as f*ck and I already have some reviews that tots inspired me to wrrrrriiiiittteeee~~! You're lucky. -w- I thank ChilyBear, ShinkoSho18, and EXOtic for reviewing. Good or bad I love seeing reviews.
ChilyBear: I'm glad you think it's funny! I'll be updating as fast as possible.
ShinkoSho18: I do not quite understand your question.
EXOtic: Thank you! Thank you! I love making the days of people! (LOL) My sister thinks of me as a "legit foony comedian", actually.
It took me like 4 hours to finish typing this because I was fooling around with my sis, Kaori. Plus I was making up shiet and was listening to "【96猫/96Neko】 ヤンデ恋歌/Yanderenka 【歌ってみた】" on utoob and started acting like Len in the song. So as an apology (because I was trying to surprise you gais with a new chapter that's already completed like rly fast), I've made this chapter twice as long! (At least I think twice as long... w/o my super obnoxiously long A/Ns) My brain hurts from coming up with ideas, though.
WARNINGS: Persona's half sober half drunk. I warn you him being even half drunk is... very funny (in my mind and in this chapter HARHAR). CRACK!CHAPTER (obv since this chapter is called "Cracktastic!")
Disclaimer: Gakuen Alice I do not own. Owns it is Tachibana Higuchi. (I'm sorry I fail to do the Yoda talk hahahahaha.) I don't own any song lyrics I used in this chapter, either.
Secret Group: Gakuen Alice
11 P.M.
Narumi L. Anju
7 seconds ago
HERPADERP
Mikan Sakura likes this.
Misaki Are you okay Narumi? O-o''
Serina Yamada sober*
Jinno, Fukutan and 18 others like this.
Narumi L. Anju yeeeerrrr why WOULDN'TG I BER
Jinno You drank too much at the party, didn't you?
Narumi L. Anju WHAT MSKAE S YOU THINK THAT
Persona You're obviously fucking drunk.
Kokoroyomi, Reo Mouri and 3 others like this.
Kokoroyomi ^This one's half drunk!
Nobara Ibaragi I want to frolic in a flower filled meadow while humming a cheerful tune along with butterflies and birds fluttering in gaynnneeesss~~~
Kazumi Yukihira, Narumi L. Anju and some other whatever number of people got drunk like this.
Hajime Yakumo ^ She's drunk, too.
Persona Who in the fuck gives a 13 year old alcoholic beverages.
Narumi L. Anju MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Serina Yamada Only you Naru...only you would do that AND answer that question.
Hayami, Makihara and 657 others like this.
Persona I'm going to fucking kill you once I'm fully sober damn it.
Narumi L. Anju hey now im a rockstar
Persona You're going to be fucking be a no star* when I get my hands on you.
Hayate Matsudaira, Nobara Ibaragi and 806 others like this.
Narumi L. Anju Baby you light up my world like nobooooody else the way that you flip your hair gets me oooverwhelmed but when you smile at the ground it ain't haaaard to tell you don't know oh oh YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIIFULLL~!~!~!
Persona What in the name of FUCK are you talking about.
Natsume Hyuuga, Hajime Yakumo and 1,001 others like this.
Narumi L. Anju If only you saw what I can see, you'll understand why I want you so deesperately, right now I'm looking at you and I caaan't believe, you don't knooow, oh oh, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAU-TI-FUL!
Persona I know I'm fucking sexy but please SDFU.
Yuka Yukihira, Izumi Yukihira* and Nobara Ibaragi like this.
Narumi L. Anju We ar never ever eveeeeer getting back togethaaaaar! You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to meeee but weeeeeee are never ever ever ever getting back togetheeeeeeeeeeeer!
Persona If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before
Narumi L. Anju Really?! :D
Persona No. Who'd wanna screw you?
Masachika Shiki, Kuonji and 9 others like this.
Narumi L. Anju That hurts my feels Rei-sensei...~ :c
Rui Amane likes this.
Rui Amane I know how you feel, bro. ;n; (A/N This was in the first chapter so I'm sure you remember Rui's situation thar. :I)
Persona nono I'm just fucking around with you. -w-
Narumi L. Anju RREEEEAAAALLLLLY?
Persona No, not really. I was just fucking around with you when I said I was just fucking around with you.
Yura Otonashi, Kaname Sonou and 1,348,927 others like this.
Ruka Nogi Mindblown!
Megane, Penguin and 3,976 others like this.
Natsume Hyuuga Mindfucked.
Mochiage, Pig* and 3,998 others like this.
Akira Tonouchi kaboooooom
Misaki Harada Where's Nodacchi, though?
Tsubasa Andou Dunno. I saw him at the party last night.
Hijiri Goshima Ah! I think I saw him staggering in the hallway (because I didn't go to the party and had work to do) probably going to the bathroom and then vanished. So he was probably drunk and accidentally time tripped.
Mikan Sakura ...Isn't time tripping while being drunk dangerous? D:
Hijiri Goshima Most likely.
Tsubasa Andou ...
Misaki Harada ...
Mikan Sakura ...
Akira Tonouchi kabooooooom
Tsubasa Andou WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
11:45 P.M.
Tsubasa Andou
2 seconds ago
My ass feels so DAMN ITCHY! DX
Rui Amane likes this.
Rui Amane I CAN SCRATCH IT FOR YOU!
Tsubasa Andou Over my dead body.
Tsubasa Andou Don't you dare try to fucking kill me just to scratch my ass.
Rui Amane ...PFT! I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE...I wouldn't kill you but just knock you out long enough to scratch it.
Tsubasa Andou 0,0
Mikan Sakura, Rui Amane and 8,729,847,930 others like this. (Yes. Not a realistic # but this is a fanfic. My fanfic, MY UNREALISTIC NUMBERS!)
Tsubasa Andou LOL
Tsubasa Andou -.-*
Rui Amane LMFAOLMFAO ROFLMAO SJDJLHFLHFSK
Rui Amane WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I'M LAFFIN RIGHT NOW
Rui Amane has disconnected.
Everyone else has disconnected also.
Tsubasa Andou Oh, come on! It wasn't even that funny!
Tsubada Andou ...
Tsubasa Andou has gone offline.
Preview for the next chapter!
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Pig* = supposed to be Tachibana-sensei as a cameo.
Btw, when I make the * bolded like * then I'm probably going to make a note like this. You probably can't notice it but eh idk lol.
Yuka Yukihira, Izumi Yukihira* = I know that Yuka and Izumi are both dead but let's pretend that they can actually get out of Mikan's picture frame, and become spirits that have Facebook accounts.
no star* = A pun on Star Rankings. It's not really funny to me, though. :l
I told you last chapter in the bottom A/N that I got the last post of the chapter from my own FB. Well, it's the same with this chapter! I told my dad (different dad) this retarded thing that I can't remember and she (yes "she".) typed "0,0" by accident and did mean to type "-.-". T'was hilarious to me. And that is how that face was born! Oh and I know there's an Edit button on FB now but let's pretend there's not for my fanfic.
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Since I'm prolly going to have no life and update this will once every 2 days, I'm updating when there's a certain amount of reviews. So... I'm going to need at least 10 reviews if you want the 3rd chapter! (Muahahaha I'm SUCH a tease.) But I made a rule. It's simple.
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Dunno what I'm going to do with you anons, though. S'alright.
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