Harry Potter and the Very Potter Musical
Chapter Two.
Everyone laughed at the boy acting as Harry.
"Underneath these stairs, I hear the sneers and feel glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.." Everyone turned to look at Harry.
"What? It's not me." He said and looked back at the screen.
"Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lightening scar to know that they'll never give me what I want.."
The Dursley's snorted. "Just be lucky we give you a house to sleep in, boy." Vernon said.
"I know I don't deserve these, stupid rules made by the Dursley's, here on privite drive. Can't take all these Muggles, but despite all my struggles, I'm still alive!" Everyone laughed.
"Way to be optimistic." Hermione said.
"I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, it's September and I'm skipping this town, hey it's no mystery there's nothing here for me now! I gotta get back to Hogwarts!"
Everyone including Draco burst out laughing. Snape's mouth turned up into a smile and the Dursley's kept a straight face even though the found the situation funny.
"I gotta get back to school! Gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool!" The Dursley's and Draco snorted.
"Keep on dreaming, Potter." He said grinning as 'Harry' adjusted his tie.
"It's not me." Harry said to Draco laughing.
'Harry' on screen started counting his fingers. "Back to wizards and witches and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need; HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!"
"Glad to know you love Hogwarts so much." Dumbledore said and they all laughed as 'Harry' shut his suitcase and sat on it
"I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'till we cry, take my firebolt, gonna take to the sky! NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die."
Everyone laughed. "But Harry! Everyone dies each year." Ron said gasping for air.
Vernon snorted. "Yeah right." he said.
"Do I need to name?" Harry asked him and Vernon nodded.
Harry held up his fingers and counted. "First Year, Professor Qurrial and Voldemort, Second Year Tom Riddle. Third year... Well no one died. Forth year was Cedric Diggory." Everyone went silent.
"Let's continue with the film!" Hermione said breaking the silence and pressed 'play.'
"And it's gonna be totally awesome!'
'Harry' stood up and waved his wand. "I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand. Sorta bent the fake wand. Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron cos together we're totally awesome!"
Everyone laughed. "Mate, if you say awesome one more time I'll hex you." Ron said to Harry laughing.
Harry looked innocent. "It's not me."
"Yeah and it's gonna be totally awesome!" Everyone, including Draco and Snape burst out laughing. Even the Dursley's had grins on there faces.
"Ohmygod!" Ginny said laughing and Ron's ears went red.
"THAT IS NOT ME." He fumed.
"Let's just watch it." Hermione said in fits of laughter.
"Did somebody say Ron Weasley? What's up buddy?"
"I NEVER HUG." Ron yelled as 'Harry' and 'Ron' hugged each other.
"Sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to go get some... Floo powder. But, uh, we better be going , c'mon get your trunk. Let's go!"
"Where we goin?"
"To Diagon Alley, of course!"
"Where?" The Dursley's asked.
"Wizard shopping centre." Harry explained as best he could to Muggles.
"Floo powder, powder, floo powder, powder, floo powder, powder, floo powder, powder, floo, powder, powder!" 'Harry' and 'Ron' chanted going in a circle.
"What's Floo Powder?" Dudley asked confused why everyone was laughing.
"Wizard way of transport." Hermione told him.
"I have to remember that one!" Ginny said laughing.
"This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of class." 'Harry' and 'Ron' put there arms around eachother.
"You better do go to class!" Molly said motherly.
Ron and Harry nodded. "We do, Mum." he told his mother.
"As long as were together – Gonna kick some ass! And it's gonna be totally awesome!"
Hermione's mouth opened in shock has her character walked out on stage and everyone burst out laughing.
"THAT IS NOT ME!" She screeched.
"But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class, if we want to pass our OWLS!" Hermione screeched and covered her ears. NO WAY did that sound like her.
"What's OWLS?" Dudley asked and they watched as other characters in the background emerge.
"Wizard form of GCSE/A Levels." Harry explained laughing.
"WOAH!" 'Harry' and 'Ron' said together.
"God Hermione, Why do you have to be such a buzz kill?" 'Ron' asked and Hermione glared at the real Ron.
"It's not me!" he told her.
"Geez."
"I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart, check out my grades, they're "A'S" for a start. What I lack in looks well I made up in a heart, and well guys, Yeah that's totally awesome."
"This year I plan to study a lot"
"Really?" Ron said sarcastically and Hermione hit him.
"That would be cool if you were actually hot." Hermione hit Ron.
"Ow!" He said rubbing his arm.
"Hey, Ron, C'mon we're the only friend that she's got!" Hermione hit Harry.
"Ow!" he said repeating Ron's actions.
"And that's cool.."
"Let me think, That's totally awesome." Hermione said.
"And that's totally awesome!" Everyone laughed.
"Yeah it's so cool and it's totally awesome!"
"We're sick of summer and this waiting around, It's like we're sitting in the lost and found. Don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how.."
"We gotta get back to Hogwarts!"
"Such losers." Vernon muttered.
"We gotta get back to school! We gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everything is magic-cool!"
"And you couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with school?" came from Draco who was grinning.
"It's not us!" the golden trio said in unison.
"Back to wizards and witches and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts, It's all that I love and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!
"I think we're going back!"
Everyone laughed at the end of the clip.
"Next clip! Next clip!" Ron chanted like a five year old waiting to go to Disney world.
"I'm hungry." Fred and George said in unison.
"Well why don't you get some food?" Molly suggested. Dudley blinked when George clicked his fingers, and a plate of food popped out of fin air and he tucked into the food that was on the plate.
"Next clip, please!" Ron said eating a chicken leg.