So this is the first submission to Ace! Yay! Just a little author's note before I let you *DIVE* into this story, The Adventures of Ace: The Bathound is getting a slightly new title. From now on it will be The Complete Adventures of Ace: The Bathound. Adding Complete to it just makes it seem so muck more official.
Anyway, this story was written by Dizzy Crue, and I hope you enjoy reading it! I did!
...Even though I more proof-read it...
Swimming
AUTHOR'S NOTES: HI! Thanks for reading everyone! As promised, I added mah part to me and mah sister's one shot series, but in order for this to make more sense, like I intended, keep this in mind: parts of the following fic were meant to be imagined as if you were watching it through a video camera, like watching AFV, or a friend's video on FB. It' unprofessional and shaky, and obviously parts would be out of focus. Now, at the same time, parts are meant to be imagined as if you were watching a regular Young Justice cartoon. The unprofessional parts, I'll mark by "CAMERA" and then the regular parts I'll mark by "REGUALR". Also, when someone if operating it, I won't name them, but their name will be beside the said mark, so you know. If you keep this in mind, it will make a bit more sense! Enjoy! Please Read and Review! I'd appreciate it! Thankies!
CAMERA
The camera turned on and came into focus. It shook around, but then stood still. A kid with red hair, freckles, and emerald eyes leaned into the visor...a little to closely.
"And we are go!" he said, then disappeared, only to reappear, but further back this time. "Here's our scenario..." he said, still walking back, with a dramatic gesture of his hands to match the overly dramatic enunciation of the words. "...the Boy Wonder (that's Rob)-" as motioned to by the kid, to another standing behind him, wearing black sunglasses and black swimming trunks with red lining, who preformed a salute with his fingers making the "peace" sign, "has been fighting the estranged and rather mad super villain, the Joker!" Then the red head pointed over his shoulder to another kid with dark skin, and light hair covered with a crazy and over sized "jester" hat. The kid nodded at the camera. Which was covered by a hand.
"Kaldur! You're a super villain! You're the Joker, you're mad! Not solemn Grundy!" Wally said over his shoulder, assuming that covering the camera's lens also covered it's mike. Which it didn't.
"I apologize, but I have never played a villain before." Kaldur replied.
"OK, whatever. Just muster up an evil laugh or something..." Wally muttered, removing his hand from the camera and stepping behind it. Kaldur stared at the camera, then looked over it at Wally. The mike picked up a *slap* from behind it, and it saw Wally's shadow make a fast circle with his hand. Kaldur looked back at the camera.
"Ha ha ha." he fake laughed sheepishly. Chuckles were heard from the other side of the pool and Rob covered his mouth as he laughed at his friend.
"Alright alright! Let's keep rolling." But as soon as Wally opened his mouth, Kaldur was quickly standing in front of him.
REGULAR
"Wally, I don't want to be the villain..." he quietly stated. "It goes against anything that I have ever been taught, and that I have ever learned. I was taken under my King's fin to train and become a hero, not a villain. I can not even successfully play the role in my mind, and thus I do not believe that I can pull a convincing villain on the outside. Plus, this 'Joker' character seems very different from my own character, and I do not believe that I can be so out of character to please your requests..." he said. Wally reached behind him and pulled out a mega phone, pulling it to his mouth, and right in front of Kaldur's face.
"Don't speak, I'm directing." he said loudly and Kaldur was almost blown back. He stumbled back, waving his arms, hitting one into the camera, which knocked it over as Wally dove for it and Rob burst into hysterical laughs. Wally landed on top of Kaldur, holding the camera, which shook and lost focus. A small charcoal creature then ran into the scene, barking at Rob, while running towards his friend. Rob bent down and stepped away from the pool's edge at the same time, while Ace jumped into his lap. Wally rolled off of Kaldur, still holding the camera as it shook with his motions, and stood back up. He watched the boy and his dog, and smiled. He swiftly turned around and scooped up the megaphone.
"Alright people, take 2!"
CAMERA ...Wally
"Ahem, here's our scenario! The Boy Wonder (Rob)-" the camera moved to Rob, who was standing just like he was before, and smiled. "-has engaged the evil, must heinous, despicable, pathetic, unruly-"
"GET ON WITH IT!" the mike picked up a scream, and the camera was then lowered, but quickly pointed back up.
"-er, yeah...DR SUPEY! DUH DUH DUUUUHHH!" The camera was pointed at Superboy, who also stood at the pool's edge, though opposite of Rob, and were Kaldur once stood. He crossed his strong arms, then briskly nodded at the camera.
"A fierce battle has been waging between these long foes-"
"Wait a minute... Superboy only nodded and it was alright." Kaldur protested from behind the camera.
REGULAR
Wally dropped it and looked at Kaldur.
"Dude, that's because your nod was like a formal 'hello' while his was a mean 'yo loser' type of thing. See the difference?" he asked, the raised the camera back up. "Could we PLEASE get on with it?"
CAMERA ...Wally
"Like previously stated, a fierce battle has engaged over the lovely maiden in distress!" after being quickly shaken between Rob and Supey, the camera was snapped around and showed M'gann, laying on a beach chair, simply soaking up some rays. A wolf whistle was heard in the mike, and the camera quickly swung back to the boys. "The fight has come down to this...both are feeling the weights of exhaustion, yet both foes are convinced that victory will be theirs! The battle has migrated to a...high school's swimming pool...an outside high school's swimming pool. But...anyway...they face each other, ready for the other to move, predicting their move, planning their counter attack! Dr. Supey lunges forward and-" with the "characters" acting out the narration, Supey gave one quick glance at the pool, then lunged forward, splashing into it. The camera was again dropped.
"NONO!" Wally screamed. "Supey, you're not supposed to jump in yet!"
"But you said I lunge forward-" Supey argued, leaning on the pool's edge.
"No, well yeah but...metaphorically!" Wally said, then stepped back as Supey pulled himself out. "Listen to me, I'm the director! You do what the director says! You ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS listen to your director!" Wally screamed, pounding is chest. Supey suddenly advanced on him and stood in his face.
"DON'T YOU GIVE ME ORDERS!"
"Take 3..." and the camera was turned back on. "Alright guys...er, people...no..." Wally stammered from behind the camera as M'gann looked up at him. She was now standing at the pool's side, watching him. "Um...whatever. Let's have no more interruptions, OK?" he asked. "OK. The evil- but utterly gorgeous- Evil Martian From Another World, and Not Mars 'lunges' forward, and hits Rob with her laser vision!"
"But I don't have laser vision!" M'gann protested, dropping her dramatic pose.
"I know beautiful, I'll edit that part in later." Wally said.
"How? You're not exactly a tech genius.." Rob brought up. "Maybe I should-"
"ACTION!"
M'gann looked at Rob, and did her best laser vision impression. "GOOD! But the Boy Wonder is wearing his Laser Vision proof vest! Which renders any laser vision ray unharming!"
"I'm wearing my what?"
"Dude, just go with it!"
"Whatever...and I'm pretty sure that 'unharming' isn't a word..."
"But suddenly EMFAWANM takes another shot at our hero, this time using her CONFUSO BEAM!"
"MY WHAT?"
"UGH! Just add lib, beautiful!"
"Umm, OK Wally." M'gann stammered and did her best.
"Good, GOOD! However, luckily for the Boy Wonder, he dodges the attack!" Rob rolled his eyes the threw his arms above his head and made the "wish" sound. "Dude...er, whatever. Then-"
"Can we just get on with it Wally?" Rob asked, crossing his arms. "I'm burning up over here!"
"Yeah, yeah, OK, I'm almost there. After masterfully dodging the attack...uh...oh! He somehow forgot that he was at a swimming pool, where the floor is slick, and Robin falls into the water!"
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"Dude, 'fall in' already!"
"Oh, you mean I'm not metaphorically falling in?" Rob asked, a hint of teasing hint his voice.
"FALL IN NOW BEFORE I RUN OVER THERE AND PUSH YOU IN!"
"DO IT!" Rob yelled back, ready for the challenge. And Wally did.
REGULAR
"AGGGHH!" he yelled, tackling an already cracking up Robin, and they both splashed into the pool. Break the surface Rob laughed and Wally shook his hair out.
"M'gann, the camera!" He called, and M'gann ran for it. "Rob, make with the distressful calls! Over act baby!" Wally cheered, waving his arms in the air. Between bobs Rob laughed more.
CAMERA ...M'gann
"I got the camera!" was heard from behind it as it was ran over to the pool.
"ACE!" Rob called, as Wally splashed up a storm. "ACE! HEEL BOY! ACE!" the camera turned around and saw a charcoal puppy run over to the pool. He stopped at the edge and barked at Rob.
"Come on boy, come on Ace!" Rob encouraged, beckoning his dog into the pool. Ace walked around the edge, unsure.
"DOG YOU HAD BEST GET YOUR CHARCOAL WAGGIN' TAIL IN THIS FREEZING POOL TO SAVE YOUR BELOVED AND CHERISHED MASTER AFTER ALL I DID TO GET THE MOMENT THAT YOU ACTUALLY START SWIMMING ON TAPE!" Wally screamed. The camera heard laughing, but other than that there was silence as Rob and Ace stared at Wally.
"Ace..." Rob said. "...sick him." Wally looked from Rob to Ace with a horrified look. Ace bent low and growled, teeth bared.
"Uh-oh..." Wally muttered, before Ace let out a bark 3 times his size and leaped into the pool after him. Wally quickly dove under the water and came up on the side farthest from the dog. Scrambling to pull his regular clothes from the water he climbed out of the pool, and ran away. The camera flew over the pool after him as Ace quickly got out and chased the boy down. Wally's wet clothes and shoes made him slip on the grass, and he fell with a thud. Looking over his shoulder he quickly covered his himself as Ace leaped for him, teeth still bare and snarling.
"WALLY!"
REGULAR
Wally looked up and quickly snapped, rolling out of the puppy's way, who slipped on the wet grass. Wally stood and untangled his wet, outer shirt from his body, and as Ace lunged for him, the Speedster quickly wrapped one of his paws in the shirt, then they other, then both. Ace gently fell to the ground and tried to get loose as Wally ran back for the pool. He jumped up and dove in, diving under Rob, and breaking the surface behind him. Rob laughed and called Ace over. Once he got free of the shirt, Ace -still focused on Wally- ran for the pool and leaped in. Swimming for Wally, Rob grabbed the puppy and held him.
"Ace, Ace it's OK, down boy, down!" he said, almost laughing. Ace relaxed in his boy's arms, watching Wally as he again broke the surface.
"Well..." Wally said, swimming over and letting Ace smell him before petting the pup, "he knows how to fetch!" he said. Grabbing the back of his collar, Wally pulled his short-sleeve undershirt off over his head, and threw it to the concrete lining the pool. M'gann flew down, holding the camera.
"Hey beautiful..." Wally said, swimming to her. "..did you get all that?"
"Ummm, maybe?" she said handing it back to Wally who had just left the pool to join her.
"Alright, let's see here..." he said, looking it over. But, his jaw dropped. "M'GANN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD DOWN THE BUTTON TO RECORD!" he screamed. M'gann's lip trembled, but Rob exploded with laughter at Wally's highly amusing pouting face. M'gann too laughed, and Ace pulled his wrinkly self from the pool and walked over to Wally. He barked, and then proceeded to shake, showering the sulking melon-collie. And the useless camera.
Again. if you enjoyed this, it was written by Dizzy Crue. And let me know if you did, and I'll forward the notification e-mail to her! And be sure to tell me if you have any ideas of your own!
Thanks guys!