"Oh…This makes me so angry…" He huffed in rage. "Very angry indeed…."
"Eh…What's up, doc?" asked the somewhat suspicious looking rabbit.
"I was planning on blowing up the earth," said the small martian creature, "but an experiment I have just conducted has given me a most unpleasant result. It seems my Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator is not powerful enough to put so much as a small dent in that annoying blue planet." He did not seem to notice the absurdity of an earth rabbit being on the moon.
"So, why'd you want to blow up ol' Earth anyway?" the rabbit asked.
"It blocks my view of Venus."
"Hm…Yeah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Well, see you around doc." The rabbit walked off casually.
"Yes, I…" the martian's face turned red as he became even more angry. "K-9!" From the large space ship, a green dog with roman armor marched out and saluted the martian. "Capture that unrefined earth creature immediately!" The dog nodded and ran off after the rabbit.
Suddenly, a beeping noise was heard. The martian walked up to his computer monitor and looked at the screen.
"Oh? How peculiar. It seems there is a large disturbance in a nearby quadrant." He then stepped over to a somewhat huge telescope. Looking into it, he zoomed in onto something in the distance. "Oh my. A large vortex seems to have opened up." He glanced back to the monitor. "How lovely! A power level of 8 million gazeebowats. Many times more powerful than the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator. I must investigate this immediately! Oh K-9!" The dog returned, now covered in ash for some reason and looking dazed. It stumbled for a second before saluting the martian. "That strange earth creature can wait. You must accompany me on a journey."
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And so they left to the strange portal in their martian ship. Upon reaching, they found themselves unable to resist the gravitational pull, and were sucked inside. What adventures await them?