Athira: Alright now for the real first chapter!

Dante: *snorts* now I get too have my way if the elf yet?

Athira: No...you get your way...WAY LATER in the story...so suck it up.

Dante: This both sucks and blows...

Athira: So same as before I own nothing at all.

Also need too add that this may seem like a rp because it is haha. Like I said this is a idea that me and a friend started.

OHHH! And we got swears in this one cause it's Dante hehe.


Dante spun slowly out of the darkness till his feet touched the ground. Hearing the strange humming sound, he looked the strange white building and ahead too see a alter with three colorful stones. Sending someoneone beside him he looks too see a male shorter than him wearing odd clothing, spotting the sheild and sword and the one thing that stood out the most, the pointed ears.

Link gasped as he spotted the male beside him. With silver hair and a large and scary greatsword on his back. Feeling confused and feeling a sense of caution was needed. Stepping back he held his Hyrulian shield for protection which gleamed proudly. Link failed...he didn't save Hyrtle after all, his heart sank and deep anger set out. He drew his Biggoron sword, a tall slim sword he eventually got used to using with one hand. Link angirly pointed his sword at the evil man wanting to take him down. He could not fail Zelda.

Dante watched the smaller male prepare for battle as he chuckle and raied his hands to show he was not a threat. Dante tilted his headbeofre saying.

"Chill out kid. I'm not here to fight. I just came here by some whirl wind fuck up." Link lowered his sword and sheild stunned. He did not know hald the word this man used. Confused Link whispered.

"What is fuck?" Dante blnked staring at the male before he burst into laughter, wrapping his arms around his sides.

"Seriously kid! How innocent can you be!? Expecially wielding a long ass sword!?" Link watched the odd male laugh aloud because he did not understand a simply word. Rolling his eyes as he put away his sword and sheild on his back irratated. Link sighed and crossed his arms over his chest and waited for this clown to sober up. Dante finally stopped laughing as he straightened up. Crossing his arms over his cest mimicking the other.

"So kid where exactly are we? Who are you? And why the hell are your ears pointy?" He asked before moving close to Link in a blink of an eye tugging lightly on one of the said ears. Link pushed the man away lightly. Obviously this guy didn't know an elf when he sees one. Dante let himself be pushed away feeling that the male didn't find him a threat anymore.

"This is the Temple of Time. All the Goddesses and gods sing here too. I am Link the hero of this town Hyrule. I am also an elf. I am Hyrulian but grew up in Kokiri Forest." Link whispered again, his voice was young and gentle. He was not used too speaking so much. Dante shook his head as he listened too what the male said.

"I only got half of what you said kid. The rest made no sence." Looking around again now knowing what the humming was he asked.

"Are you sure they are Gods and Goddesses?" Link leaned from side to side, his feet hurting slightly from wearing flat boots made from cow hide.

"Fire,water and Earth... yes." Link nodded pointing to the stones on the altar which spun fanstastically, sparkling bright with radiance. This man was not from this world, he was not going to understand anything. Link could only sigh on the inside, as to not come across as rude. Not getting an answer, well not vocally anyhow, enough for him to understand, he stared at the elf that stood before him and smirked.

"So LLLLLLLiiiink, is there anywhere to get a good bite to eat or drink around here?" He asked deciding that he might as well get used to this strange world he found himself in.

Link looked at the man nodding "There is potions and fish in the market. Bombs, arrows, slingshot ammo.. Unless you go fishing yourself in the lakes then the fish will cost you ten gold." He explained softly , looking at the male in seriousness not even blinking or cowering down.

Dante once again stared calmly at the male while on the inside he was starting to get pissed off.

"Im not looking for potions, unless its some damn good liquor and Im not a fish person..."He explained working on keeping the frustration out of his voice.

Link could not see this man eating fish either. Suddenly, Link had an idea. Shyly leaning to the man he whisked up his hand drawing him outside into the bright happy sunlight, into the loud cheerful market where everyone paid no mind, out of the market to Hyrule Field.

Dante asked "Where the fuck are we going?"

Link took his ocarina out in a hurry not stopping to answer the man at all. Did he really have to talk? Link played his short lovely tune for his horse, who automatically came at a brilliant run, her coat shining in the light. As soon as she ran up and slid to a halt whining, Link took hold of her long shaggy mane and held out his hand to Dante, who took it curiously and pulled him on behind.

"EYAH!" Link shouted kicking the horses sides to get her going again. Link would take this man to Kakariko Village where there was a bar he could enjoy. It was the only thing he could think of. Navi flew out of his tunic pocket glaring at the stranger following behind, tired of hiding. Off they galloped towards the village, wind blowing threw their ears and clothes.

Arriving to a set of long old set of stone steps stuck in dark folds of dirt across a stoney bridge, Link stopped Epona in front a lone skinny tree and patted Eponas neck. He slid off helping the "Devil Man" off as well. Nuzzling Eponas nose, Link fed her a carrot before leading the manup the long stairs showing no emotion in his face and keeping cool.

Everyone in the village clapped, danced, sang and worked hard. It held many houses to many families, some still under construction. There in the middle lay a gigantic stone well that fed everyone the aamount of water they needed everyday. Not only that, but the village lived next door to a smoking volcanoe.

Link led the man into the bar in hopes to get rid of him finally to get to the princess in time.

Dante didnt know what to do, he had never ridden a horse before and being suddenly pulled onto one was enough to suprise on to the elf, He simply went with it. Once they arrived at a set of stairs letting Link help him off , "dusting" himself off acting like he knew what he was doing. Being led again by Link he looked around the town briefly within the quick pace that was set. Once inside the bar Dante smiled a bit, feeling more at home.

He walked over to the bar and sat down. Not really knowing if what they had was beer, he asked for the strongest drink the bartender had. The bartender smugly smashed a pumpkin beer in front of his face walking away.

Dante looked at the drink before nodding to the bartender in a show of thanks. He grabbed the beer and hugged the whole thing down. Finishing the beer he slammed the glass down and asked for another. After asking he looked around catching Link walking away, calling out to him.

"Where are you going kid? Or are you to young to drink?" Dante kicked up his heels onto the wooden bar before him and sat in a strange angle. Getting another beer, he ordered a seperate one before holding it out to a shy Link.

Link turned around, his big blue eyes wide. He slowly sat down beside the manand took the drink sipping it quietly. The chinese man was in the bar today, playing his record player that spun fast. He was going insane. Link taught him the Song of Storms, the poor chinese man ever since had gone mad.

The bartender glared at the man sitting beside Link as if warning him not to cause trouble. Link took another sip, looking to the cracked dusty floor shyly again.

Dante, looked at the bartender with a smirk, his eyes sparkling with mischief, before he turned his seat to stop and gaze at Link.

"So why are you looking at the ground like a child being scolded at?" Drinking down half the beer, he waited patiently for an answer.

"I do not wish to be here, the princes.. I was supposed to go to the castle and claim a reward from her father the King. " Link was saddened, he missed an important ending. Maybe they would search for him? The princess showed in his mind with her pale friendly face and he sighed. She was going to be angry with Link. He shook his head slowly.

Dante listened as he slowed down a bit on his beer.

"So then why are you still here if this princess chick is so important?" Dante asked curiously.

"You wanted me to stay, so I stayed. I could not leave a man not from this world, alone." Link softly spoke looking up at Dante with a small painful grin, blue eyes blinking innocently.

Dante leaned back more somehow seemingly able to balance strangely.

"I may not be from this world but as long as I have beer and good food I am content to stay right here, while you go off to go to the castle. While you go "this" person will be right here when you get back." Dante finished before polishing off the rest of the beer in his mug.

"Besides where else am I going to go in a strange world like this?" Dante added.

Link thought about it thinking it over. Nodding he took out four gold to pay for all the beers Dante drank plus his one beer too. Link gulped it down and gasped after putting it on the counter with care. He then reached into his giants wallet and gave the silver haired man thirty gold in case he needed anything more before he got back. He then walked away quickly without another word.

Navi tugged at his ear " HEY! LETS GO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! HURRY!"

The sun was going down making the sky an orange purpley color. Epona took him back to the silent market now galloping fast not stopping for anything. Link warped to the castle though he was not supposed to but he did not want to be late. Worrying more about what the King thought more than anything, he did not want to make a bad impression.

The king accepted Link in proudly with a huge smile and hug. Princess Zelda clapped happy Link even showed up! The King gave to Link a golden ocarina wih shells on it from the sea shore and 5,000 gold for his giants wallet. Link bowed to the king, shoving the gold into his wallet in a hurry. That stranger was on his mind now, bugging him like a mosquito biting the back of his mind. The princess watched worried, Link was acting strangely! Link bowed again and left in a sprint out of the castle, guards watching his every move. Zelda looked to her father who was now laughing, and shrugged.

Dante continued to drink his beer suprising many in the bar, by not being drunk by ten mugs. He finished up his eleventh mug right as the chinese man started to play that same crappy song AGAIN! Dante, shook his head before putting down all the gold onto the counter before saying.

"Apologizes, but Im afraid Im going to have to start trouble." As he finished saying that he whipped the empty mug at the Chinese man. Hitting his record player hard enough to break it.

"I'd advise that you learn something new before you repair that and play more crappy ass music, otherwise I will take the horn and shove it straight up your ass."

Getting up Dante strolled out of the bar while everyone looked around in silence before going back to their conversations. The china man broke out in a stupor before throwing his temper tantrum.

Once outside the bar, Dante spotted the tree in the middle of the village and jumped up into the branches, removing rebellion so he could rest his back against the trunk. Waiting patiently for the elf boy to return.


Dante: Ha! At least I got too do something!

Athira: Ya...luckly I really didn't like that guy...for those who don't know or don't remember. He is the guy in the windmill that plays his record player and gets really mad when you play the Song of Storms. He is in Orcina of Time.

Link:...trouble...

Dante: Trouble is my middle name elfy.

Athira: Sorry for any spelling mistakes.