Chapter 1 Sand Ninja

Why does my mother do this to me! Next thing you know she's gonna hook me up with some mad killer! Why must life be like this for me!

"Ino!!!! Hurry up! He'll be here any minute now!"

"I'm coming mom!" Gez, I try to take a shower, and get rid of all of this bad karma that hits me every which way, and she yells at me!

"INO YAMANAKA! You get out of that shower right now and get ready before he get's here!"

"OK! Fine! I'll get ready!" You see, ever since my "girl" friends all got boyfriends, and leaving me in the dust, my mom has set me up with random guys that she thinks are suitable for me. Well so far she picked 5 different guys. One was a alcoholic. Another was a drug-dealer, and I turned him in and go a MASSIVE reward! The third one ran away in fear of me (ha ha), and the fourth was Sasuke, but ever since last year, the only people who have fallen in love with him were his boyfriends. That's right! Sasuke turned out to be as straight as a circle (for you slow people that means he's Gay!). So now, my mom won't even give me a hint on who he is! So go me! Not!

"IIINNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm out of the shower!!!"

" He'll be here any minute Ino, so hurry and get ready!"

" OK!" Gez, if he's such a big deal, then why doesn't my mother date him. I wish my dad would care about this kind of stuff. But no, he's always out with Shikamaru and Choji's dad's, and he doesn't get home 'til really late, so he just sleeps, and does night missions with the original Ino-Shika-Cho group, so mom and I have to run the flower shop, but every once and a while, I'll get a mission or two, so I have to serve my village before I arrange flowers, which isn't such a big deal for me anyways!

Now I have nothing nice to wear. I just have my usual purple skirt and shirt. So I guess I'll just wear that. It's just my usual outfit that I've worn since my Genin days. But since I passed the Chunin exams, I still wear it! It's a very cute outfit. I think it really brings out my character! The only thing that I ever changed about it, was that I got rid of the body bandages, so I had more time to get ready for missions, because those bandages took so long to put on, and you just ripped them off in the end! There, finally done!

Now it's time to do my hair! Through my Genin days, I used to hold my bangs up with a MASSIVE amounts of mousse and hair spray! But now I just let it hang in my face, so it's easier to do my hair, but I still leave it in a pony-tail!

OK, now the taste of resistance, my cherry flavored lip gloss! I love it!

So now I'm finally dressed, hair done, a little make-up on, and she still yells at me!! It's always '
Ino! You could look better' or ' Ino! He's a very important person, so please be nice to him!' Next thing you know she's gonna say that I have a date with a leader of a village, like the Kazakage!

" Ino! He's here! Hurry up, and get out here before you dishonor him"

So, to please my mother, I rush out, put a "smile" on, and expect the worst.
KNOCK, KNOCK

My mom answers the door (of course) and when I see who walks through, I almost died of shock! My mom hooked me up with Lord Kazakage of the Sand Village!

"Ino, this is Gaara. Gaara, this is my daughter Ino!"