Rule 1- You vote at the end of this chapter and it's precessors.
Rule 2- You vote for ONE person you want voted OFF the show.
Also it has been made a little more like "Real World" because challenges are more difficult. so just vote to keep the characters you think are the most funny on!
Shizune: Okay now that that's said these are the groups.
Sasori: The first group managed by me is-
Zabuza Kabuto Ino Itachi Chouji Gaara Hinata Kiba Tsunade Neji Cat Temari Jiraiya Kisame
Deidara: The second team lead by me- OW, UN! SHOE, UN! OKAY WHO THREW IT?!
Tayuya: Shut the (beeping) (beep) up (beep).
Deidara: (throws shoe back at) The second team is-
Orochimaru Gai-sensei Haku Kakashi Kankurou Anko Sakura Shikamaru Tayuya Naruto Rock Lee Shino Tenten Sasuke
Shizune: Okay go to your camps for a while until an event comes up!
Everyone: Walks to respected "camps".
(in Team 1's camp...)
Cat: HUMAN SACRIFICE!
Kabuto: SACRIFICE SANTA!
Hinata: HE'S NOTS HERE THOUGH LET'S SACRIFICE NEJI!
Neji: What am I even being sacrificed to?
Cat, Hinata, and Kabuto: ... ummmmm... to...
Cat: THE RAMEN GOD IN THE SKY!
Hinata and Kabuto: SURE WHY NOT! (tying Neji to a stake)
Neji: HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE SACRIFICED!
Itachi: Go fish, Kisame.
Kisame: THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY TO ME YOU JERK!
Itachi: ...
Jiraiya: (peeking in the women's bath)
Tsunade: Hey, Genius, no one's in there.
Jiraiya: ... Shut up.
Chouji: I'm bored and hungry.
Ino: Too bad, everyone's bored.
Chouji: And something smells delicious.
Ino: Hm?
Chouji and Ino: (look over and sees Neji being burned at the stake) We didn't see anything. (they turn away to see Kisame beating up Itachi) (sweatdrop) I think we're the only sane ones here...
Temari: Nope, I'm pretty sane right now.
Gaara: (killing some bugs) I have no part here... I feel depressed.
Cat: Join us in the speicial side.
Hinata and Kabuto: (chanting) One of us, one of us.
Gaara: OKAY! LET'S SACRIFICE MORE PEOPLE!
Hinata: GO FOR THE GUY WITH THE BIG SWORD AND THE GUY WITH THE DOG!
Kabuto: I'll get the marshmellows and TOOTHPASTE!
Cat: And the acorns, you fool!
Gaara: Spatula.
(in Team 2's camp)
Gai-sensei: AND THAT OROCHIMARU IS WHAT THE BLOOM OF YOUTH IS!
Orochimaru: OU HAVE OPENED MY EYES SENSEI! (in a green jumpsuit)
Lee: YOUTH!
Gai-sensei: YOUTH!
Orochimaru: YOUTH!
Sasuke: Somebody shoot me.
Orochimaru: (pulls put handgun) OKAY!
Gai-sensei: (pulls out rifle) OKAY!
Lee: (pulls out bazooka) OKAY!
Gai-sensei, Orochimaru, and Sasuke: 0.o
Lee: There was a sale at Mafias"R"Us.
Naruto: Hey was there a sale at Ramen"R"Us right next to it?
Lee: No but Target had a sale on blonde hair dye.
Naruto: SWEET!
Sakura: You're not a natural blonde?! That is so random... Like the shoe that's about to hit me in the head. (shoe hits) OW!
Shikamaru: How troublesome...
Anko: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!
Lee: They had a sale at CrazyProctorMart though.
Anko: SWEETNESS!
Lee: But it was one day only though.
Anko: (beep)
Tayuya: (beep)
Anko: What the (beeping) are you (beeping) swearing about.
Tayuya: Life in (beeping) general.
Anko: (tears forming in eyes) You're (beeping) like the little (beeping) sister I never (beeping) had.
Tayuya: (tears forming in eyes) Me (beeping) too.
(they hug in the sunset)
Gai-sensei and Rock Lee: HEY THAT SUNSET IS OUR PROPERTY!
Anko and Tayuya: (beeping) prove it!
Gai-sensei and Lee: (point at the corner where the words "Property of Lee and Gai" is printed in cruddy handwriting)
Anko and Tayuya: Well, (beep) (they walk away)
Lee: Yay we won Gai-sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei!
Gai: LEE!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
(hug in sunset officially owned by them)
Kakashi, Tenten, Shino, Haku, and Kankurou: YAY WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WIHT THIS CHAPTER!
