Kamkam's Random Randomness Thingy...part II
Kami, Keika, Kari, and Kami's cat Pinky were walking out of "99 cent health care." Kari had gotten her chest fixed, but seeing as the place was 99 cent health care, it was just plastered on cardboard and some duct tape. Kari didn't care though, she was all chipper and dandy. Out of nowhere a piece of paper fell to the ground. It read:
win $10!!!
Come to the kachinky bar today at 3 pm!
sing your favorite song!
WIN $10!!!
"OOH! I WANT TO SING THE BARNEY SONG!" screamed Kari.
"Um....whatever floats your boat.." Pinky said in a british accent.
So, they walked to the Kachinky bar, with a couple of CDs. Kari ran up to the MC type dude, and she gave them to him and pointed out who sang them. (GO KARI! you did domething smart with your mayonnaise IQ!)
After a couple of drunk chicks went, Kari hopped up on the stage.
"Iiiiiiii'ma sllaaaaaaaave for yooooooooou!!!" she screamed/sang.
Kami, Keika and Pinky covered their ears in pain. They stayed this way until the song was over.
Then, Keika and Kami walked up with individual microphones.
"I tried so hard, and bought a car! But in the end, it only crushed my bladder! I had a ball, but lost it all. Cuz in the end, it only crushed my blaaaadder!"
Kari's eyes lit up. "YAY!"
After they stopped, Pinky got up to the stage with a small microphone.
"I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie, you other brotha's can't deny, when a kitty walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!"
Kami and Keika started moshing.
At the end, Pinky won the $10.
"Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!!"
said Keika and Kami.
"Issy bissy cheeny keeny bellow kolka spot pichini!"
said Kari.
They decided to go to McDonald's with their $10. When they went inside they found Takeru and Yamato.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Kari and Kami.
"AAAH!!!" said Takeru and Yamato.
"Fear not, brothers of hotness! For I am here to save you!" said Kami. She snapped and picked up Pinky.
"Go Pinky-Ohki!" as she threw Pinky. Pinky just hit the wall.
"Oopsssss...." Kami sweatdropped.
Kari was clinging to Takeru's leg.
"Stop, evil FIEND!" Kami said, with a towel around her neck. She grabbed Kari and threw her on the deep fryer.
"YAY!" Kami said as she picked up the brothers of hotness like 2 by 4's.
They ran out of the McDonald's all hyper and without Kari. But, Kari was on the roof!
"She made it say McDonlad's!!" pointed out Keika.
"What in the crap..." Kami had funny line eyes. Takeru and Yamato were trying to escape.
"Ahem...brothers of hotness...where are you gooooiiing?" Kami asked.
"Escaping!" They began to run.
"Kari! After them!" Kami yelled. Kari fell off the roof with a splat and chased them on all fours. She pinned down Yamato and bound him with french fries. Kami went to get him.
Meanwhile Takeru was running and his hat blew off.
"Ooh! Hat!" Kami said as she put it on. Takeru ended up escaping.
Kami had Pinky and Kari carry the foodbound Yamato while Kami and Keika danced around doing the Kari appreciation dances.
"They love me! They REALLY LOVE ME!" Kari said, drooling.
Yamato writhed. Kami decided to pull him around on a leash.
"Hey, let's go to New York!" Keika said, whipping out a massive rocket. She tied it to Kari, and Kami, Keika, Pinky, and Yamato sat upon her head in a stack. Pinky lit the fuse and off they went!
"AAAIIIIEEE!!!" screamed Kari.
Dadum! I wrote another one, aren't you so PROUD OF MEEEE!?
So, will Yamato escape? What will they do in New York?
Find out next time on...
RANDOMNESSAGEISM-TYPE THINGY!
Kami, Keika, Kari, and Kami's cat Pinky were walking out of "99 cent health care." Kari had gotten her chest fixed, but seeing as the place was 99 cent health care, it was just plastered on cardboard and some duct tape. Kari didn't care though, she was all chipper and dandy. Out of nowhere a piece of paper fell to the ground. It read:
win $10!!!
Come to the kachinky bar today at 3 pm!
sing your favorite song!
WIN $10!!!
"OOH! I WANT TO SING THE BARNEY SONG!" screamed Kari.
"Um....whatever floats your boat.." Pinky said in a british accent.
So, they walked to the Kachinky bar, with a couple of CDs. Kari ran up to the MC type dude, and she gave them to him and pointed out who sang them. (GO KARI! you did domething smart with your mayonnaise IQ!)
After a couple of drunk chicks went, Kari hopped up on the stage.
"Iiiiiiii'ma sllaaaaaaaave for yooooooooou!!!" she screamed/sang.
Kami, Keika and Pinky covered their ears in pain. They stayed this way until the song was over.
Then, Keika and Kami walked up with individual microphones.
"I tried so hard, and bought a car! But in the end, it only crushed my bladder! I had a ball, but lost it all. Cuz in the end, it only crushed my blaaaadder!"
Kari's eyes lit up. "YAY!"
After they stopped, Pinky got up to the stage with a small microphone.
"I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie, you other brotha's can't deny, when a kitty walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!"
Kami and Keika started moshing.
At the end, Pinky won the $10.
"Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!!"
said Keika and Kami.
"Issy bissy cheeny keeny bellow kolka spot pichini!"
said Kari.
They decided to go to McDonald's with their $10. When they went inside they found Takeru and Yamato.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Kari and Kami.
"AAAH!!!" said Takeru and Yamato.
"Fear not, brothers of hotness! For I am here to save you!" said Kami. She snapped and picked up Pinky.
"Go Pinky-Ohki!" as she threw Pinky. Pinky just hit the wall.
"Oopsssss...." Kami sweatdropped.
Kari was clinging to Takeru's leg.
"Stop, evil FIEND!" Kami said, with a towel around her neck. She grabbed Kari and threw her on the deep fryer.
"YAY!" Kami said as she picked up the brothers of hotness like 2 by 4's.
They ran out of the McDonald's all hyper and without Kari. But, Kari was on the roof!
"She made it say McDonlad's!!" pointed out Keika.
"What in the crap..." Kami had funny line eyes. Takeru and Yamato were trying to escape.
"Ahem...brothers of hotness...where are you gooooiiing?" Kami asked.
"Escaping!" They began to run.
"Kari! After them!" Kami yelled. Kari fell off the roof with a splat and chased them on all fours. She pinned down Yamato and bound him with french fries. Kami went to get him.
Meanwhile Takeru was running and his hat blew off.
"Ooh! Hat!" Kami said as she put it on. Takeru ended up escaping.
Kami had Pinky and Kari carry the foodbound Yamato while Kami and Keika danced around doing the Kari appreciation dances.
"They love me! They REALLY LOVE ME!" Kari said, drooling.
Yamato writhed. Kami decided to pull him around on a leash.
"Hey, let's go to New York!" Keika said, whipping out a massive rocket. She tied it to Kari, and Kami, Keika, Pinky, and Yamato sat upon her head in a stack. Pinky lit the fuse and off they went!
"AAAIIIIEEE!!!" screamed Kari.
Dadum! I wrote another one, aren't you so PROUD OF MEEEE!?
So, will Yamato escape? What will they do in New York?
Find out next time on...
RANDOMNESSAGEISM-TYPE THINGY!