Apartment 4D.
Nick awoke in the morning, drowsy and bleary eyed, got out of his bed and made his way to the bathroom, as he opened the door, he saw that his only two work shirts were in the dirty wash pile.
"Damn, I knew I needed to wash those shirts for today" mumbled Nick angrily as he picked them both up from the pile and gave them a quick sniff. Nicks face dropped even lower as both of them were most certainly not acceptable for work and that he would now have to borrow one of Schmidt's Shirts. Schmidt owned a very valuable and commendable collection of Calvin Klein, Ralph Harris and Gucci Shirts, which if Nick was ever in a desperate need ,like this Schmidt would let him borrow a shirt that fit, and never ask for it back.
Nick showered away his sleepiness and came out feeling fresh and partially ready for today. When he came out however, he saw the new Roommate Jess Day brushing her teeth in her polka dot pyjama suit. Nick felt a slight redness rise in his cheeks, she smiled sweetly with toothpaste dripping out of her mouth and then quickly realising that, washed her mouth out.
"Sorry about that" Jess laughed nervously.
Nick smiled back shortly and gave her a polite but gruff "Morning Jess" and exited the bathroom.
Nick entered his room and dried himself thoroughly, spraying his best deodorant on both his arm pits and then a quick splash of aftershave on his neck and chest. Still thinking about the new girl with toothpaste dribbling out of the side of her mouth, Nick put on his work jeans and work boots.
"Now to try and find a shirt that fits" Nick said to himself, as he checked himself out in the mirror, with a smile of approval he exited his room and walked across the lounge, Passing Winston as he made his morning coffee.
"Gooooooood Morning Nick" Winston sang as he sipped his freshly brewed coffee.
"Some ones happy, did you finally find my secret stash of vintage magazines that I hid in your room for about 6 years last night?" Nick laughed at his own joke but, as he did the most beautiful and bodacious woman walked past him, to then go and kiss Winston on the cheek and whisper in his ear.
"Winston my big black Jaguar, you were amazing last night"
Winston smiled proudly of his achievement and it felt even better because Nicks face had just churned itself into disbelief.
"Baby I will call you tomorrow" Winston whispered back to this mysterious woman.
As soon as she had shut the door, Nick and Winston high fived and Nick laughed yelling as he walked into Schmidt's room.
"You dirty dog Winston"
Schmidt was already prepared for his day at work with his fresh new suit on and his beautifully eye catching leather suitcase, Schmidt looked up at Nick as he walked into his room and gasped.
"Nick please, tell me you haven't run out of work shirts again" Schmidt said in utter worry and annoyance.
Nick stared at Schmidt silent as ever, but Schmidt could tell he had.
"Jesus Christ Nick, look in my wardrobe and on the fourth row at the back there should be your size" Schmidt said pointing at his wardrobe.
Nick moved swiftly to Schmidt's wardrobe, browsing through all his shirts.
"Seriously thanks for this Schmidt, I have my bar exam today and I think wearing a different shirt might improve my chances" Nick said to Schmidt whilst he put his arms through one of Schmidt's shirts.
Nick turned around to look in the mirror to see if the shirt didn't look like it was trying to suffocate his intestines and Halleluiah it didn't.
"Hey Schmidt this one seems to fit fine" Nick was cut off before he could finish his sentence by an angry Schmidt who was looking in his special hair mirror and suddenly yelled.
"God this mirror always makes my hair look fat and not sleek and smooth like a Romney's gorgeous American hair" Schmidt yelled throwing his hair brush on the bed.
"Schmidt I'm going to go now before I'm late thanks again for the shirt" Nick said as he walked out of his room, laughing at what Schmidt had just said.
Nick walked to the front door and put on his lucky jacket, with a quick step out and cough he closed the door to the apartment and made his way to work.
As he pressed the button on the elevator to go to the bottom floor, he heard a yell.
"WAIT, please"
Just before the elevator was about to shut, a pair of arms shot through the door's gap and forced them back open. It was the new girl from apartment 4D.