Chapter 1: The Smirk


The most important aspect of being a sorceress (or even a bog standard weak sorcerer) is the smirk. Whilst some might argue that this should be the magic, but it mush be noted that these wizards are quickly caught and burnt by the (false) monarchy of Camelot (those evil, tyrannically, Pendragons).

To have a successful smirk, one must practice it morning, noon, and night. The smirk is an art form. It should be your trade mark, unique to you and a sign of your superiority over the magic-less. Once you master it, you will no longer be able to notice that you are applying this art.

Many may wonder if one is contently smirking, you would be quickly ousted as having magic. However it is in my experience, both having seen this done and preformed it myself, that the average mortal is a fool and that the smirk has an innate magic that blinds your enemies to it. The only worry should have is about mentally unstable severing boys from outlying villages. Whilst at first they seem to be overcome to this magic, they quickly become immune, however as they tend to be idiots, many ignore their warnings so said farm boys tend to keep quite anyway.

So as you can see, the Smirk is an important tool to any sorceress, and one that must be mastered quickly. Make this a priority my students and take the first step on your destined path.


A/N; Morgana does smirk alot. She even did it before she went evil. And she'd not the only one, thats why it's the first chapter.