Hello, everyone! although I've made a wrestling fic dubbed FWF, I've been thinking about making the standard wrestling fic that is not like RAW one day and Smackdown the next. To tell you the truth, it can be time consuming. So I'm making a wrestling fic called Fiction Force Wrestling! Enjoy! I do not own anything in this fanfic and it belongs to their respective owners.
WARNING: The following wrestling fic contains intense violence, strong coarse language, sexual and adult themes that are inappropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Therefore, it is rated M and reader discretion is a must! Also, do not attempt the stunts you are about to witness in this fic. You may die!
April Week 1: FFW Monday Night Battleground
Theme Song: Back from the Dead Tonight by Skillet
The Gigatron had fireworks surrounding the place as the PNC Arena had FFW fans cheering loudly as the show's main theme played in the arena. two commentators being Chris McLean from Total Drama and Homer Simpson at the announcer's table.
Chris: Hello from the PNC Arena in the City of Oaks, Raleigh of North Carolina! With me is a fiction wrestling icon, Homer Simpson!
Homer: That's my name! don't wear it out! it's great to be in the capital city and to see fiction's best duke it out for glory!
Chris: That's right, Homer! A vacant women's TV title is on the line in a gauntlet match 6-woman style. It involves Fluttershy from the Elements of Harmony! Minnie Mouse, Caitlin Cooke, Katherine McBride, Ggiganta and a Total Drama alum, Leshawna! But first, let's hear it for our now 3x Universal Champion, Naruto Uzumaki!
==Theme Song: Spiral by Kanna Boom====
The crowd cheers as the blonde Konoha native wore the title belt around his waist proudly walking down the ramp as he held a mic in his hand. once he got to the apron, he climbed into the ring and stood in the middle of the ring with the crowd chanting, "Believe it!". the announcer Vinyl Scratch calls out the name of the champion.
Vinyl: Ladies and gentlemen! Your 3x Universal Champion, Naruto Uzumaki!
The crowd cheered as Naruto absorbed the cheers and smiled as the crowd kept chanting his catchphrase. He paused for a moment before the crowd died down. he took the mic to his lips and addressed the FFW Army.
Naruto: Hello, Raleigh, NC! How's everybody doing out here tonight!
The crowd cheered as Naruto gave them a thumbs up as he continued.
Naruto: At Force Madness, I did what I said I was going to do and that's defeating three opponents for the title! it's a challenge but I've managed to defeat them with will and honor! I know you're sick of Sasuke cheating his way to get the belt and that's not right!
The crowd booed at the mention of Sasuke's name. Naruto continued his speech about the match last night.
Naruto: But after fighting that overfed puffball, Garfield! The man I respect and a veteran, Mickey Mouse and the obvious douchebag, I've made Sasuke believe it!
The crowd cheered at the mention of Mickey Mouse and of course, pinning the champ. All of a sudden, a theme song blasted as Sasuke came out as the crowd boos.
==The Game by Motorhead===
The raven haired ninja glared coldly at his former friend as the crowd booed harshly. The Uchiha glared at the crowd but they didn't care.
Chris: Why is he interrupting the celebration? He's a real buzzkill! Show the champion some respect!
Homer: Come on, man! Maybe he's congratulating the champ. It can't be that bad.
Chris: Really, you think? I don't believe for one second that Sasuke is here to congratulate Naruto! This better be good.
Sasuke climbed into the ring as the music stopped. He faced his rival and held the mic to his lips and spoke.
Sasuke: So we have a champion in the building? That's fine and all except it had to be this dobi in front of me to win it from me!
The crowd booed at Sasuke's insult as Naruto shot back.
Naruto: Is that a fact? At least it's not in the hands of a cheating asshole who picks on weaker opponents and ruins everyone's chances! You don't deserve that damn title at all! So if you're not here to show respect, then leave in one piece before you figure out what time it is!
The crowd cheered at Naruto's statement as Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the blonde. He puts down the mic and the two ninjas go at it. the crowd went nuts as Naruto delivered punches as Sasuke defended himself. Garfield dashed out there along with Scorpion dashing out there to attack Naruto.
Chris: What the hell is Garfield and Scorpion doing out here? they should get out!
Homer: HAHAHA! They're helping Sasuke beat up on Naruto! What a wuss!
Chris: That's not funny! they're acting like hyenas picking apart the champion! This is sick as it gets!
Garfield does a powerslam to the blonde while Scorpion and Sasuke stomped on Naruto. The three ganged up on the blonde and pummeled him until the crowd cheers when somebody came to the blonde's rescue. Mickey Mouse dashed down the ring and jumped over the ropes to deliver a clothesline to Scorpion and sucker punched Garfield in the head. Then he delivered an RKO to Sasuke slamming him hard to the ground. The blonde got up to his feet.
Chris: OMG! Mickey came out to help Naruto! He delivered an RKO to Sasuke! What a save!
Homer: Don't count on it! Look at Sasuke and his cronies get up and kicking the goody-goody pair's asses! It's priceless.
Right Homer was as Garfield, Sasuke and Scorpion pummel the two as the champ and the cartoon icon strike back. It turned into a brawl until a theme song played making the crowd cheer.
===Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine====
A guy with a business suit walked down the ramp with a mic in his hand. he puts the mic to his lips as he stops the brawl from going any further.
Chris: It's Mr. N! the owner of FFW! He's finally here to stop the madness!
Homer: Ah, dammit! I wanted to see more carnage!
Chris: Ah, come on! you'll see more of it soon enough! Now hush up!
The owner absorbed the applause as Sasuke glared at the boss. Mr. N cuts the mic on as Sasuke had something to say.
Sasuke: What the hell are you doing out here?
Mr. N: That's my line! You can't stop being a sore loser for one damn second! Garfield and Scorpion was in on the ambush as well!
Sasuke: So? That belt was mine and there's nobody deserving than I! don't tell me that dobi or that wimp of a rat beside him are worthy of it than I am!
Mr. N: You're damn right it's so! Since you three like causing trouble, I'm pitting you three against Naruto, Mickey Mouse and T-Bone in a 3-on-3 tag match!
The crowd cheered at the mention of a tag match as the owner smirked as Sasuke scoffed.
Sasuke: Is that all? 3-on-3 is nothing!
Mr. N: I'm not finished yet! Naruto is the champ and he can decide either hardcore tag or steel cage match!
The crowd cheers as Naruto smirked at Sasuke and company. Sasuke seethed in anger as he doesn't get to run things. The blonde smiled and made his decision.
Naruto: I choose hardcore tag action! Sasuke, you and your two ass clowns get ready!
Sasuke: So be it! I'll be there to kick your ass right here and now! Come on, Scorpion and Garfield! We're finished here!
The crowd booed at Sasuke and his henchmen as Naruto, Mickey and the boss watch them leave. Random arena music plays as the commentators announce the lineup.
Chris: You heard the man, people! A 6-man hardcore tag match between Sasuke's team and Naruto, Mickey and Extreme Dinosaurs leader, T-Bone! But we have 6-woman gauntlet match for the vacant women's TV title! then we have a rematch with the Slamazon Champion, Twilight Sparkle vs. Asuka Kazama vs. Ms. Pac-Man vs. Chun-Li for the title!
Homer: How about the Fastest Thing Alive, Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Mario in a classic gaming mascot fight! We have many more to show off!
Chris: But let's go crown the first Women's TV Champion!
==Force of Greatness: Theme of Nia Jax===
The crowd cheered/booed as the Total Drama alum went down the ramp posing for pics smiling. the plus-sized girl wearing her signature outfit with apples on the shirt with a belt and jeans strutted down to the apron. Vinyl Scratch announced the first competitor for the gauntlet match.
Vinyl: The following contest is a gauntlet match! It's for the first ever women's TV championship! If a woman pins or submits her opponent, she will face the next opponent until a champion is crowned! From Canada, the Total Drama alum, Leshawna!
Chris: She's now a wrestling superstar and used to be a camper from the Screaming Gophers! Now she's a powerhouse but a kind girl as long as you don't get on her bad side.
Homer: I hope Bart doesn't do that. then again, Nelson is enough to keep him on his toes.
Leshawna climbs into the ring posing for the crowd and watches the entranceway as the second draw comes out.
=Yo from the game, Catherine===
The crowd cheered'booed as the businesswoman with rectangular glasses wearing a black leotard hugging her curves strutting down the rampway. She ignored the males catcalling as she focused on getting in the ring.
Vinyl: And her opponent from the Stray Sheep district, Katherine McBride!
Chris: Now this is a character I've never heard of before. Who is she?
Homer: I don't know but she looks good. (Bob Hope growl)
Chris: Marge will kill you if she hear you say that!
The bleached haired woman climbed into the ring as the two girls stared each other down. the bell rings as Leshawna goes on the offensive as she does a sidewalk slam to the businesswoman sending her to the ground. Katherine rolled away and got up to her feet and chops Leshawna in the gut and does a spinning kick making the large girl stagger. Katherine does a tackle to the mat sending Leshawna flat on her back. The businesswoman goes for the pin.
1,2, Leshawna powers out.
Chris: Oh, so close! Leshawna powers herself out of it!
Homer: Katherine almost got her down. Get her, four-eyed lady!
Chris: Um. Katherine would get you if you call her that.
Leshawna gets on her feet and picks the businesswoman up and delivered a Samoan Drop sending Katherine down with a thud. Leshawna climbed to the top of the rope and aligned herself with Katherine laying face up. The plus sized girl leapt from the ropes and connects with a splash and pins her.
Chris: Looks like Leshawna is putting Katherine away.
Homer: No!
1,2,3!
Homer: Doh!
Chris: And Katherine is sent packing.
Vinyl: Katherine McBride is eliminated!
=Oops, I Did It Again by Britney Spears====
==Entrant 3: Caitlin Cooke====
Caitlin received cheers/boos as the blonde lemonade worker ran in the ring and started chopping away at Leshawna but the latter delivered a powerbomb with authority. Caitlin's faceplanted on the mat but the large girl pulled her back on her feet. Only for the blonde to rake her in the face and delivered a bulldog sending the former camper to the mat. Caitlin did an ax handle to the midsection of Leshawna. Though smaller than Leshawna, the blonde surprisingly scoop slams the big girl back down to the mat. Leshawna stood back to her feet but her back took a beating from Katherine earlier and Caitlin's slam. Leshawna picks up Caitlin in the Fireman's Carry and delivered the Samoan Drop with authority.
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Chris: Ouch! She's trying to realign the spine!
Homer: She's on a roll! What power!
1,2,3!
Homer: Looks like Caitlin's minutes are numbered!
Chris: And Leshawna with two pinfalls already!
Vinyl: Caitlin Cooke has been eliminated!
===Blow Your Mind by Eve====
Entrant 4: Minnie Mouse
The crowd cheers as the mouse girl with her swimsuit the same color as her signature dress struts down the ramp. She posed for pics before running to the ring.
Chris: Mickey's main squeeze enters the ring hoping to be the first to win the TV title in the women's division!
Homer: Can she get past Leshawna?
Chris: You'll have to find out, bro!====
Back in the ring, Minnie dodged a chop from Leshawna and delivered a few series of chops of her own to the gut. Leshawna winced on impact as the mouse girl does a spinning toehold sending the camper to the mat. Minnie does a rear naked chokehold as she got on Leshawna's back going for the neck. She applied pressure making the big girl scream in pain as the hold intensifies. Minnie kept the hold on lock as Leshawna tries to stay in the match.
Chris: That chokehold looks brutal! Leshawna is struggling out there!
Homer: Hahahaha! She's getting beat up by a little mousey! This is hilarious!
Chris: Dude, I swear that you like teasing as carnage goes on.
Minnie kept the hold going as Leshawna's neck ached as she fights to escape. Leshawna powers through the hold and bucked the mouse off her back when her adrenaline kicked in. the big girl catches her breath as she stands up on her feet with Minnie Mouse following suit. The mouse girl ran at high speeds only to meet Leshawna's spear. Minnie staggers back to her feet but Leshawna does a powerslam crashing Minnie Mouse to the canvas.
Chris: And she's got some fight left in her yet! That powerslam for sure would put the mouse away!
Homer: how lucky! And she's pinning her too!
1,2,3!
Homer: Dammit! I want the mouse to win!
Chris: Another victim on her list!
Vinyl: Minnie Mouse is eliminated!
===Paige's Theme===
Entrant 5: Giganta
The crowd boos as the giantess supervillain walks down the ramp on her way to the ring. She blocked out the distractions as she eyed Leshawna to put her out of the match.
Chris: Another powerhouse in the match! It's a Clash of the Titans now!
Homer: But Leshawna's winded! Her back is slammed and her neck is squeezed. Giganta is fresh.
Chris: You got a point there but don't count Leshawna out just yet!
The supervillainess climbed into the ring as the two powerhouses clashed. Both girls traded blows searching for an opening to shoot. Giganta wins the strike battle and does a German Suplex to Leshawna stunning her back as the camper writhes in pain. Giganta does the elbow drop to Leshawna's knees and picks her up by the legs and slams her back down. Leshawna writhed in pain as she staggers to her feet. After that, she delivered an Atomic Drop to the giantess and dropkicks her on the midsection. Leshawna brings Giganta to her feet only to deliver a belly to belly suplex wearing the giantess out. She goes for the pin to eliminate Giganta.
1,2 Giganta powers out.
Chris: After all that and still the giant babe isn't put away yet!
Homer: So close yet so far.
Giganta recovers and stood in base as she charged at Leshawna only to miss and bounce off the ropes. The giantess then collected herself and tries again but misses. Giganta then grabbed Leshawna from behind and threw her in the air. She then caught her and did a Fallaway Slam crashing her hard to the ground.
Chris: That's gonna leave a mark for sure! Giganta with a powerful Fallaway Slam with authority!
Homer: Leshawna's not coming back from that slam! It's over!
Chris: Say it isn't so, man!
Homer: It's so.
1,2,3.
Chris: And Leshawna's out but she put up a great fight! Now it's the last competitor left to face Giganta for the right to be the first woman to win the inaugural Women's TV title!
Homer: Bye-Bye! On with the last competitor!
Vinyl: Leshawna is eliminated! The final competitor is coming down the ramp!
===Learn The Hard Way from the Forza Horizon 3 soundtrack=====
Final entrant: Fluttershy
The crowd cheers as the shy pink haired girl in a yellow leotard with the butterfly insignia on it. She blushed at the cheers but strutted down the ramp to the ring.
Chris: Now how will this shy one fight this big chick!
Homer: It's like the giant is going to make mincemeat out of her! it's a stalemate I tell you!
Chris: I don't know about that! they say that shy ones have surprises up their sleeves! Let's see if this one can bring the title to the Elements of Harmony.
The shy girl climbed into the ring and she stared down the supervillainess and the latter charged at the shy girl only to miss. Fluttershy dodged out of the giantess's charging tackle attempt as she dashed behind Giganta and did a Scissors Kick to the back of the head. The giantess winced on impact as she drops to the canvas. Fluttershy grabbed the giantess by her legs and drags her diagonally in the middle of the ring and ran to the top turnbuckle and does a frog splash onto the giantess and does a pin combo.
1,2 Giganta powers out.
Giganta recovers and punches the shy girl in the gut and picks her up to deliver a powerbomb with authority. Fluttershy yelped in pain upon crashing hard on the mat with her torso and butt hurting. The giantess taunted at the poor girl as the crowd boos at the display Giganta is showing right now. Fluttershy struggles to recover as she stands up on her feet. Giganta grabbed the girl to do a spinebuster but Fluttershy escapes and rakes the big girl in the eyes. She then does a sidewalk slam sending Giganta down with a thud.
Chris: Whoa! This small chick isn't going down that easily! Looks like the old adage is true after all!
Homer: I was wrong! It's not a stalemate, it's MURDER!
Chris: Dude, you're overdramatic at times!
Fluttersshy does a missile dropkick but Giganta rolls away. The giantess tried to whip the shy girl to the ropes and does a clean bulldog when Fluttershy returned. Giganta picks the girl over her head and did the Sister Abigail planting Fluttershy's face on the canvas. The crowd chanted, "Holy shit! Holy Shit!".
Chris: Dude, man! Giganta with the Sister Abigail! Looks like it's nighty-night for Fluttershy!
Homer: And the big chick would be the new TV champ! WOOHOO! That's right! Bury that small one's face in the mat!
Chris: Why do you want that to happen to her like that? that's just sickening to watch!
1,2, 2.75 Fluttershy Kicks out.
Homer: Doh! I can't believe it! she's back from the Sister Abigail!
Chris: And she's ready to unleash hell!
The shy girl looked at the taunting giantess with her infamous Flutter Stare. The crowd knew where it is heading right now. Fluttershy unleashed a flurry of chops to the face of Giganta and delivers the Flutterbomb to the giantess with a crash. She puts the giantess on her feet and runs after Giganta dodging a spear. Giganta charged at the pink girl only to get tangled in the ropes as Fluttershy comes in with a 619 knocking the giantess out. the crowd went nuts enjoying the wild and crazy match.
Chris: I can't believe it! Fluttershy delivered the Flutterbomb and added insult to injury to Giganta by delivering Rey Mysterio's 619!
Homer: Shy girls are scary! It's not funny anymore!
Chris: And Fluttershy goes for the win and the first woman to get the new title!
1,2,3! Match ends!
The crowd cheers as the ref holds the girl's hand up in victory as he gave her the Television belt. The girl smiled as she is the first woman in FFW and in fiction wrestling history to win the first ever women's TV title. Giganta groggily got up and limped away wanting no part of the festivities.
Vinyl: Here's your new Women's Television Champion, my good friend, Fluttershy!
Chris: Looks like history is made with Fluttershy being the first woman to win this title. now the Elements of Harmony have a winner tonight!
Homer: I was hoping for Giganta to crush her bones for that belt! It's not fair!
Chris: Well you can't have it both ways, man! In a moment, we'll have Muttley go against Tails in a Cruiserweight Championship rematch as the canine pilot defends his title against the two-tailed genius! After that, we'll have Link and Marth vs. Beavis and Butthead in a tag action match!
Homer: Plus, it's a intercontinental championship rematch between Pac-Man vs. Ryu vs. Diddy Kong vs. Gokuas the Eater of Ghosts defends his title against the spidermonkey badass, the Street Fighting legend and a Super Saiyan.
Chris: in a tag team defense match, King and Marduk defends their titles against Ryu Hayabusa and Hayate! Of course, a handicap match between Voldo and Yoshimitsu vs. Sabrewulf! But let's go backstage and see what's happening!
=====Backstage=====
At backstage, Eva with her FFW Women's Hardcore belt around her waist lifts her dumbbells as usual. The former Killer Bass camper smirked to herself after beating Samus Aran in a hardcore title match last night at Forcemania. She was unaware that Nikki Wong and Rainbow Dash was watching her.
Eva: Hells yeah! I can't believe I've kicked that filthy bounty hunter's ass for this belt! It's awesome that I've won this! It beats being at Camp Wawanaka! That's for damn sure!
Nikki: How about being former champion after I take it off your waist, bitch!
R. Dash: Not if I pin her first! I'm bringing this belt back to the Elements of Harmony!
Eva: You two bitches aren't getting this belt without getting these fists
Nikki: Bring it, bitches!
R. Dash: Likewise!
The two girls went after Eva in a brawl as the champ exchanged punches to the head of the rainbow haired girl who wore a bikini-like outfit similar to WWE Asuka's but had a rainbow bolt and a cloud insignia in the middle. Nikki had a signature shirt with a weird insignia on it with pants and shoes and sports a nose ring. Eva whips Nikki to the wall knocking carts down hitting her on the head. Eva then rammed R. Dash's head to the wall and hits her in the back with the dumbbells. Nikki got up on her feet dodging the dumbbell strikes and kicked Eva in the gut and does a DDT planting Eva on the cold hard floor. The noseringed girl grabbed a cart and hits the champ in the back with it. Only for a recovering Rainbow to clothesline Nikki to the wall and side suplexed her damaging her back. The three girls refuses to give up as they pummel each other down the halls past the production room and nearly got Shantae ran over. The genie gathered herself and got out of the way stunned.
Shantae: What's that all about?
Chris: Looks like the Hardcore 24/7 rule is in effect again on Battleground! For those new to the rule, it means if a champion is crowned in the hardcore division, the title defense can happen anytime and anyplace during the show. If the challenger pins the champ or makes them submit, they're the new champ. Refs and staff are on standby for this rule. So champs, be very careful!
Homer: So much for telling the unibrowed girl that! it's a catfight! Catfight! Catfight! What the hell? Buttercup is involved!
Out of nowhere, Buttercup ran at the three brawling ladies and spears them all in the head as she picks up Eva and slams her to the ground on her dumbbells busting her knees wide open. The hardcore Powerpuff pinned the former camper and called the ref.
Buttercup: Ref, get over here! call the match!
The ref came to Buttercup and counted to three. "1,2,3!". Eva lost the belt as Buttercup was crowned the new Women's Hardcore Champion. She roared at the camera in victory as the other three ladies lay there battered and dazed. The ref took the title off of Eva and gave it to Buttercup as she celebrates and runs away with the belt.
Vinyl: Here's your new winner under the 24/7 rule, Buttercup the new Women's Hardcore Champion!
Chris: A title switched over after Eva having to fight off other ladies last night to keep it. now Buttercup is the 4x Women's Hardcore Winner!
Homer: Looks like Unibrow is empty handed right now!
=====Press Area=======
At the press area, Toadette is with the new Women's TV champion, Fluttershy as the interviewer asked the champ about the historic victory. Toadette put the mic to her lips as the interview went underway.
Toadette: We're here with the first ever Women's Television champion in FFW and in fiction wrestling history, Fluttershy. Congratulations on the historic victory tonight. So how does it feel to go down in history tonight?
Fluttershy: It's a mixture of joy and determination. It reminds me of when the bullies at my hometown thought I was weak but with the help of my best friends in the Elements of Harmony, I carry the confidence wherever I go. This victory proved the naysayers wrong. And I'll defend my title for as long as I can keep it on my waist.
Toadette: What an interesting and heartwarming answer. Good luck on your title reign. Hey, why are those men fighting over there?!
Duncan: Get back here, you bastard! That Hardcore title is mine that you screwed me over for!
Kiba: Kiss my ass, unibrowed bitch! I've won it fair and fucking square and you know it! ain't that right, Akamaru?
Akamaru: Grrrr! Ruff! Ruff! (Yeah, dude! Get that bastard)
Butch: None of you assholes are getting the belt! It belongs to the Rowdyruff Boys!
Knuckles: Allow me to kick your asses for what's mine!
Maxi: Not if I had to say about it!
Jann Lee: Hyah! If it's a fight you all want, I'm fired up!
The five men went after the Hardcore Champion, Kiba Inuzuka for his belt under the 24/7 rule as they pummel each other for the same goal. Fluttershy and Toadette ran out of the way as the Total Drama's unibrowed delinquent, the dog ninja, the Jeet Kune Do fighter, the badass echidna, a Rowdyruff and the nunchaku wielding pirate duke it out. They fought throughout the halls as they brawl each other's brains out.
Chris: Another hardcore 24/7 rule involving one of the worst campers on my show in and out of juvie!
Homer: How can he be the worst! What did he do recently?
Chris: The bastard blew up my condo when he was on World Tour. I had to find someplace to crash thanks to him! Why did Mr. N hire him?
Homer: Trust me, man! There are more characters worse than him. Scorpion and that Akuma guy!
Chris: Well I suppose so.
The six brawlers slammed each other through carts, tables and even busted each other open with pipes. Knuckles did a Superman Punch to Duncan slamming him through a door. Jann Lee and Maxi kicked Kiba through the busted door as the others ran in after them. the camera pointed a sign over the doorway reading, "Girls Locker Room".
====Ladies Locker Room=======
Leshawna and Wonder Woman were conversing about their matches while Kasumi listened in on the noise from afar. Shantae and the Elements of Harmony listened in on the yelling and thrashing.
Kasumi: What was that?
Shantae: Who's there?
WW: whoever it is must show themselves!
Leshawna: What the hell?! Why is the boys in the ladies room! Get out!
Twilight: AAAH! Get out of the way!
Rarity: And why is there a dog in the mix fighting?
The girls screamed as the six boys pummeled each other with Duncan whipping Butch to the lockers and rammed his head on the doors busting the Rowdyruff's lips open. However, Akamaru bit Duncan hard on the arm as Kiba slammed the delinquent's head on the locker and ordered his dog to let go. The Inuzuka picked Duncan up and delivered a jumping backbreaker sending the former camper down with a sickening thud. Knuckles delivered a Samoan Drop to Jann Lee planting his face on the cold hard floor knocking some of his teeth out. Maxi whacked the echidna with the nunchaku busting his face and delivered a body slam. Butch ran near a screaming Shantae and stole her chair and whacked Duncan upside his head drawing blood. Kiba turned around and threw the Rowdyruff against the wall with Pinkie and a recovered Rainbow dodging out of the way as a newly formed dent appeared.
Chris: Why are those knuckleheads in the ladies' locker room fighting?! Take that back outside!
Homer: Hahahahahaha! Keep on fighting! Let the crowd see them fight in that room destroying place!
Chris: Somebody kick them out! the cameraman Harold from Total Drama is in there filming that brawl in there!
The fight continued on as Kiba ran near the mirror and ripped it from the wall scaring the girls. He went to Duncan and Butch who were fighting and strikes the two with the mirror making the two bleed like stuck pigs. They screamed in pain as he went to Knuckles and struck him with the mirror breaking more shards. The echidna bleeds and screams in pain as the girls screamed at the carnage. Kiba threw the broken mirror down and clotheslined Jann Lee and Maxi as he and Akamaru ran out with his title belt leaving behind bloody destruction.
The girls screamed for a medic as the five boys lay there writhing in pain. They failed to dethrone the champion as Kiba and Akamaru stay as champions.
Leshawna: Somebody get a medic, quick!
Kasumi: This is madness! They're bleeding!
Apple Jack: Those medics better hurry!
The medics rushed in and carried the five brawlers out on stretchers as the girls watched on as the medics left out of sight to the medical ward. The destruction left behind by the boys was present with lockers bent and busted, glass shards from the mirror on the floor, a huge Butch shaped dent on the wall and blood and teeth littered on the floor. The girls grumbled as they left the destroyed locker room for another place to stay.
Chris: What a mess in there! Five boys are in the medical ward for treatment. We'll keep you posted about their situations.
Homer: And Kiba's still champ with the help with his mutt! I love the carnage!
Chris: Dude! They almost lost their careers in that brawl! And Kiba went too far with that mirror!
Homer: Well that's the law of the hardcore style, man! Use the environment and items as your tools for survival.
Chris: Words from a hall of famer here. anyway, the Cruiserweight Championship rematch is next.
===Believe In Myself (Sonic Adventure 2 version)
The crowd cheers as the two-tailed fox with his tails tied to prevent flying in a match. He walked down the ramp and signed autographs as the fox continued on. the bell dinged as Vinyl Scratch announced the competitors.
Vinyl: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Cruiserweight Championship! From Station Square and part of Sonic Heroes, Miles Prower aka Tails!
Chris: This fox cashed in on his rematch clause after losing to Muttley at Forcemania! Now he's wanting the title back on his waist for the Sonic Heroes!
Homer: Tails won the Cruiserweight title two times and reigned the first one for 5 months until Yoshi took it from him.
Chris: But it was then and this is now. Tails is looking for a threepeat against the man ..er dog that stole it from him thanks to Dick Dastardly.
Homer: That Dick is being a real Richard yesterday.
Chris: Very funny!
Tails climbed through the ropes and posed for the crowd as he waits for the one that cheated his way.
===Atomic Dog by George Clinton====
The sound of Muttley's snickering played and the theme played as the champion accompanied by Dick Dastardly who wore the TV title. the crowd booed with some cheers from Dastardly and Muttley fans. Dastardly told the booing crowd to shut their mouths as debris were thrown at him and Muttley snickered only for Dastardly to hit him making the dog mutter under his breath.
Vinyl: And his opponent accompanied by the Television champion, Dick Dastardly, the Cruiserweight Champion, Muttley!
Chris: That's the guy who screwed Tails over with Muttley winning that way! Not only that, he'd screwed with Rock Lee's chances at the TV title too!
Homer: But that's hilarious! I'm glad that those two got their titles! They play by their own rules. Their opponents are a bunch of wusses.
Chris: That's not true and you know it! I hope Muttley loses and that Tails gets his title back! They remind me of Heather and Alejandro for they always cheat and backstab to get what they want. Although Alejandro's not on the FFW roster, Heather is and that's no good.
Muttley climbed into the ring as Dastardly picks on Tails distracting him as the bell rings. Muttley takes advantage of this and does a running Clothesline sending Tails to the ground. Muttley grabs Tails' tails and picks him up and throws him in the air. Muttley snickers unaware that Tails smirks and rolls into a ball and crashes into Muttley sending the dog down with a thud. Tails balances himself as he got on the top rope walking on it. he then does a missile dropkick hitting Muttley in the gut hard making the canine pilot grunt in pain. Dastardly yelled at Muttley in anger as the champ struggles to get up.
Dastardly: Muttley! Get yourself up and dust that fox's clock or I'll put you in that doghouse for 30 days!
Muttley: Medal?
Dastardly: If I give you that medal, you better finish that fox!
Muttley: Yeah-Yeah-Yeah!
Dastardly tosses the medal to Muttley and the dog quickly puts it on and gets up. Tails ran at Muttley with a clothesline attempt but Muttley quickly dodges and chases behind him and grabbed him by the tails and swings him around and throws him near the turnbuckle like a hammer throw. Muttley snickers as he ran at Tails and delivered an elbow drop to tails. He brought the fox to his feet and does a DDT planting the fox's face on the canvas. After that, Muttley drags Tails further from the turnbuckle and climbs on top of them to do a Moonsault to a rising Tails sending him crashing to the canvas. Dastardly and Muttley laughed evilly as the crowd boos as the former pulled out a chair and tosses it to Muttley. The ref saw Dastardly do this and takes the chair away with the evil mastermind arguing with the ref. Muttley sneakily crawls under the ropes while the two argue. The canine pilot went under the apron and got a trash can and goes back in the ring with it. the ref was unaware of this as Tails groggily got up only to have the trashcan over his head. Muttley picks up the trashcan with Tails struggling inside and aims it at the ref. the crowd reacted with a gasp as they were seeing the ref get clobbered.
Chris: That dog is going to knock the ref out with the trashcan with Tails inside.
Homer: Do it! Do it! do it!
Chris: No, don't do it! that's uncalled for!
Muttley snickered as he threw the can at the ref knocking him out and battering Tails inside the can. Dastardly and Muttley laughed evilly as they dumped Tails out of the dented trashcan. They delivered the 3D )Dudley Death Drop) on the battered fox sending him down with a thud. The evil duo stomped on his legs and hits him with the trashcan. The crowd booed louder at the display of cheating. Tails looked a battered wreck as he groaned in pain. Muttley then lifted Tails in the air and did a lumbar drop.
Chris: This is sick! The ref is down and those two hyenas are picking the poor fox apart! Somebody stop this cruelty!
Homer: This is awesome! give him hell! Hahahaha!
Chris: How dare you laugh at this cruelty, man? Tails is being pummeled and can't defend himself now! and who's coming out? it's Harold?! I thought he's manning the cameras!
Homer: That nerd is trying to be a hero and save Tails! Muttley, watch out!
The Total Drama nerd ran down the ramp and jumped over the ropes and dropkicks Dastardly and Muttley as the ref woke up and saw Harold pummel the two villains and rings the bell calling a no contest. The crowd cheers as the nerd pummels Muttley and does a DDT to the canvas and did the same to Dastardly but used the trashcan to knock the villain's teeth out. the security ran in and pulled Harold away from the ring. The medics came in and escorted the three wrestlers to the medical ward. The crowd chanted, "Harold! Harold!".
Chris: The match is a no contest but Muttley retains his title. I'm glad that Harold saved Tails' hide and his career! As much as Harold pulled many surprises back at camp, this is no different!
Homer: This is bull! I want to see Tails trampled for my amusement! It was getting good 'til that nerd showed up and ruined it! I need a Duff right now!
Chris: No, you can't have Duff and get drunk on the job! But we can see the handicap match though.
Homer: Doh!
In Mr. N's office=======
The owner watched the chaos unfold with Dastardly and Muttley screwing Tails over again. he sighed as he narrowed his eyes wanting to do something about it.
Mr. N: Those damn fools screwed Tails and Rock Lee over yesterday and now Tails is robbed of it again! I gotta do something about those two especially Dastardly since he started the mess.
The knock sounded as the boss granted him entrance as the green ninja with a bowl cut and bushy brows came in along with an older man looking similar to the younger one. They had an upset look to their faces. The younger one started first.
Lee: Mr. N, sir! We need a rematch against Dastardly! What he did was unyouthful!
Guy: And what Muttley did was unyouthful to Tails out there! Those two ought to be taught a lesson!
Mr. N: Look, guys. I'm as disappointed as you both are but I can't do a rematch tonight with Lee vs. Dastardly or Tails vs. Muttley.
Rock Lee: But Dastardly and Muttley ruined my shot! There's got to be something out there for you to help us.
Guy: Come on, man! He deserves the fair shot for the titles.
The boss sighed but didn't want to disappoint those who truly deserve a shot and worked hard to get it. Suddenly, he had an idea.
Mr. N: I got it! I'm pitting Lee and Tails against Dastardly and Muttley in a tornado tag match! Dastardly and Muttley will be defending their titles against you, Lee and Tails for the TV and Cruiserweight titles respectively.
Guy: How does that work?
Mr. N: It's simple. If Lee and/or Tails pins or submits Dastardly and/or Muttley, then they will be the new champs in their divisions. If vice versa happens, then they'll retain their titles. One partner has to be careful not to cost his own reign or his other half's. as what the quote says in the film, Drumline: "One band, One sound!". I call the type of stipulation, Double Down!
Lee: This is awesome! when are we going to face them?
Mr. N: You and Tails will face the champs at the 1st PPV of the season, Vendetta! In three weeks after this week is over. I'll be sure to tell Tails of this and I'll have a stern talk with Dastardly and Muttley for their actions once they leave the medical ward. Oh, yeah! I want to give Harold the offer after seeing him save Tails out there. I ought to make a note of that.
The two green ninjas thanked Mr. N as they were excused from the office. After they left the office, the boss looked at a picture of Nia Jax on his PC and smiled but not in a creepy way.
Mr. N: Man! Nia Jax is fine as hell! Hells yeah!
=======Money Pit from Soul Calibur=====
The crowd cheers/boos as the bandaged guy in spandex like armor with katars and a ninja in a Tekken 3 costume comes down the ramp. The pyros went off as the bandaged guy hisses.
Vinyl{ The following contest is a handicap match! Respectively from Naples, Italy and Japan, Voldo and Yoshimitsu!
The crowd was in shock when Voldo did his jump in the air and somersaulted in the ring hissing. Yoshimitsu sat Indian style and teleported into the ring.
Chris: This is some freaky stuff, dude! Those claws on that guy is very sharp! Someone get the claws off of Voldo and take that sword away from Yoshimitsu. They can't have them in the ring even though they look cool.
Homer: If only I had that type of weapon with me. I'll be unstoppable!
======Them Bones by Alice in Chains====
The crowd cheer/boos as the werewolf with sabreteeth walks down the ramp howling with pyros going off.
Vinyl: And from Germany, Sabrewulf!
Chris: I've seen freaky stuff in Muskoka but this takes the cake! A real life werewolf is in the building!
Homer: Someone ought to have him in the Treehouse of Horror special real soon! It would be awesome!
The werewolf climbs into the ring as the match started with Voldo charges with a clothesline but meets a spear to the head by Sabrewulf and picks him up only for Yoshimitsu to do a Slap U Silly combo freeing Voldo. Voldo got back up and the two wailed on Sabrewulf with chops left and right. Yoshimitsu grabbed the werewolf and delivered a DDT to the mat and Voldo followed up with a dropkick to the midsection. Sabrewulf got up and does a Sabre Pounce to the blind fighter sending him down with a thud. Sabrewulf was grabbed from behind by Yoshimitsu as the Manji warrior delivered the Rainbow Drop sending the werewolf crashing and yelping in pain. Yoshimitsu goes for the pin.
1,2 Sabrewulf kicks out.
Voldo got up and does a bulldog only for Sabrewulf to reverse it and do a German Suplex slamming Vercci's servant down with force as Voldo hisses in agony. Sabrewulf does it again and again until Voldo felt dazed on the mat. He turned his attention to Yoshimitsu next as the werewolf tries a Sabre Pounce only for the Tekken legend to dodge and delivers a twisting neckbreaker to Sabrewulf. Then the ninja did a springboard dropkick to the werewolf. Yoshimitsu pulls Sabrewulf to his feet and did a Vertical Suplex to the werewolf with authority. Voldo groggily got up and crept on Sabrewulf also getting up as Yoshimitsu spotting his partner. When Voldo got near his partner, both men picked up Sabrewulf and delivered the tag finisher, the 3D! the crash echoed along with a painful howl from the werewolf. The two Namco veterans repeated the move to capitalize with a pin afterwards.
Chris: I can't believe what I'm seeing! Two 3Ds is brutal!
Homer: That's gotta leave a mark!
1,2,3! Match ended!
The bell rings as the two men celebrated as Sabrewulf got up and stood there for a moment. The ref raised the two men's hands in victory as the officials handed them their respective weapons and the two posed.
Vinyl: Here's your winners, Voldo and Yoshimitsu!
Chris: Now those two were vicious out there in the ring! Although Sabrewulf had the brawns, it was the speed and a powerful arsenal of moves from those two that pulled off the win.
Homer: That's crazy! That poor werewolf couldn't get those mean men! It's cruelty.
Chris: It's gold. The beauty of handicap matches. Up next is Link and Marth vs. the two troublemakers, Beavis and Butthead.
=====Mr. N's office=====
The owner had a stern look on his face as Dastardly and Muttley were sitting in smaller chairs. The silence grew tense until the boss broke the moment when he spoke up.
Mr. N: Dastardly, what you did and Muttley was uncalled for! You'd better be lucky that Tails will be in fighting condition to be in the PPV. Also, you both screwed up Rock Lee's title match by bringing weapons and cheated. Muttley, you screwed Lee over but Dastardly made you do it.
Dastardly: So? I deserve that title not that bushy browed sissy!
Muttley:-snickers-
Mr. N: And you interfered with the Cruiserweight match and intentionally maim Tails! There are going to be consequences for both your actions. You do realize that I'm putting you both in a Double Down style match. If you win, you both retain your respective titles against Tails and Rock Lee!
Dastardly: And do tell us what happens if we lose.
Mr. N: That's when the consequences, part of it to be the least. If you both lose the tag match, not only will you lose your title reigns but you guys will not be in the running in the ranks for your title division until further notice! And I'll dock both your pay right now.
Dastardly: You can't do that! I shouldn't suffer like this!
Muttley: Sashem-Rasham-Fasham, Rick Rassily!
Mr. N: I can and I just did! I hate to do this to Muttley because of your backstabbing tactics! And you two are under tracking braces. Which means that you're watched and if you both remove them and/or do anything stupid, I'll put more consequences on your plate! By the way, the Double Down match is in 3 weeks after this show in a PPV called Vendetta! Enjoy your reigns while it lasts.
The two pilots nodded as Dastardly told his snickering dog to shut up and bonked him on the head. The duo left in a huff before the boss chided the chief pilot for hitting his dog. After the two left, Harold went inside and Mr. N's mood went to normal.
Harold: So what's up, Mr. N? am I in trouble for earlier?
Mr. N: Not at all, man. I appreciate you saving Tails out there using your moves out there. Where did you learn them from?
Harold: Videotapes of FFW matches.
Mr. N: Is that a fact? Well, I got news for you. How about becoming a superstar in FFW? In fact, you can be in any division except the women's divisions, har-har! I can have you debut next week. what do you say?
Harold: Well, Mr. N. you got yourself a superstar, bro.
Mr. N: Excellent see you in the ring next week.
The two shook on it as Harold took his leave. After that, Mr. N made some important phone calls.
====Finn Ballor allor's theme====
The crowd cheers as Link and Marth of the Four Swords Club walks down the ramp doing the Ballor Club's poses.
Vinyl: The following contest is scheduled as a tag team match! From Hyrule and Altea and half of the Four Swords Club, Link and Marth!
Chris: The Four Swords Club are known for Tag and Hardcore divisions. Link and Marth can possibly get a future title shot for the Tag Team belts with a win tonight!
Homer: Last time that stable won anything was at Crossfire in September of last year. They better win here tonight against the clowns coming out and it's not Krusty and Sideshow Mel!
The two swordsman posed for the crowd in the ring as they heard a familiar laugh as the crowd boos.
=====Theme of Beavis and Butthead======
The theme to the troublemakers' show played as the show's fans cheered while most FFW fans booed as Beavis and Butthead walked down the ramp like idiots.
Vinyl: And their opponents from Texas, Beavis and Butthead!
Chris: Now those two are nothing but trouble! All they want is to "score" chicks and get into mischief. They got into trouble last week before Forcemania.
Homer: I remember. They threw stinkbombs at Akuma and Voldo. It was priceless!
Chris: But the security had to restrain Akuma and Voldo from tearing those dweebs to pieces. Haven't you seen them in Street Fighter and Soul Calibur respectively?
Homer: Yeah and they're wusses.
Chris: What am I going to do with you?
The two teens climbed into the ring as Beavis and Link elected to go first while their partners stay on the apron. The match started with Beavis laughing and pulling his shirt over his head acting like Cornholio. Link bulldozed Beavis with a running shoulder tackle catching the idiotic blonde off guard. The Hylian grabbed the laughing Beavis and delivered a Tornado DDT planting the troublemaker's face to the canvas. Butthead laughed goofily as his friend glared.
Beavis: Heh-heh-heh-heh! Asswipe!
Butthead Huh-huh! You're a wuss! Huh-huh!
Beavis: Up yours, dude! Heh-heh-heh!
Link looked confused as he and Marth watched the two idiots argue. The Hylian sighed as he delivered a German Suplex three times to the blonde sending him down with a thud. Butthead climbed into the ring and clotheslined Link only for Marth to rush at the brunette and delivered a spinebuster. Butthead laughed as Marth and Link raised an eyebrow.
Butthead: Whoa! That is cool! Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Marth: Uh, thanks?
Link: Yeah.
Beavis: Butthead! Heh-heh-heh-heh! Help me out, buttmunch!
The troublemaking teens dashed at the two swordsman and speared them. Beavis gave the Altean prince a wedgie as Butthead farted on Link. The crowd booed at the disgusting act the two Texan teens are putting on. link gagged at the smell as Butthead laughed at his farting. Marth with his draws over his head walked aimlessly as Beavis laughed and grabbed him by the legs sending the prince down on the mat flat on his face. Marth screamed in agony as Beavis jumped from the top rope after yelling like Tarzan and did a Moonsault on the prince. Butthead and Beavis huigh-five as they wreak havoc on the two swordsmen. Beavis looked at Link and gave him a wedgie as the Hylian's draws went over his face. The troublemaker then called Butthead over and the two delivered a 3D to Link slamming him to the ground and farted on him. They looked at Marth who yelped as the two teens double clotheslined him and farted on him also. Beavis readies for a pin.
Chris: That's disgusting but strategic. Wedgies and farts. I've seen it all.
Homer: Hahahaha! I love those two! Fart on them or better yet, pee on them!
Chris: That is sick! Kids don't need to see that at home!
1,2,3. Match ended.
The crowd booed as the two teens laughed and did air guitars as the ref covered his nose with one hand and used the other to raise their hands. Vinyl felt grossed out but collected herself.
Vinyl: Um, the winner is Beavis and Butthead!
Chris: That is humiliating for the Four Swords Club tonight. They'll never live it down.
Homer: That was funny! I can see them win their first tag team titles! Woohooo!
Chris: Somebody help the Four Swords Club out! I feel bad for them. Anyway, we have Sonic and Mario in a big videogame mascot fight! Following that match is a rematch between the Intercontinental Champion, Pac-Man vs. Diddy Kong! Rumor has it that the Eater of Ghosts is starting a group called the Namco World Order! We'll see you then.
====in the Locker Room===
The IC champ is flexing his muscles while Voldo, Yoshimitsu and a now stitched up Maxi were conversing about random things. Wild Dog, Ms. Pac-Man and Nina were just chilling while Taki, Jin, Asuka and Dig Dug were sitting on the bench. Pac-Man rallied his fellow Namco characters as they listen to what the champ has to say.
Pac-Man: All right, guys! We have important business to address! We are dominant in what we do in the FFW.
Nina: Where are you getting at?
Jin: Yeah. We're confused.
Pac-Man: What I'm getting at is that we need to join forces and become the unstoppable stable the FFW Army has ever known! Hell, I heard rumors that my old rival and friend is starting his stable called the Capcom Crusaders! Namco is a powerhouse and we want to rep it right here and show the world who we really are!
Dig Dug: You mean like New World Order or Degeneration X? where's King and Marduk?
Pac-Man: They're preparing for their rematch against those damn ninjas from Dead or Alive! The fucking creator of Dead or Alive hated Tekken with a passion!
Wild Dog: But the creator left Tecmo and a new head is in charge of the DOA and Ninja Gaiden games.
Pac-Man: I know that besides DOA has some hot babes in the game, bro.
The Namco girls growled for the ghost eater to shut his mouth about the DOA girls. He sheepishly grinned and continued.
Pac-Man: Anyway, we need a Namco World Order! That's it! We'll be known as the Namco World Order! Oh, yeah. One of you tell King and Marduk this since they're representing us in their title defense. And as leader of the NOW, I say that aside my title defense and the other two, Asuka has a rematch with the leader of the Elements of Harmony,, Twilight Sparkle to strip her Slamazon title and bring it home to us!
Ms. Pac-Man: That's amazing! My man has started a Namco World Order! But aren't you forgetting that I'm in the Fatal 4-Way match with Asuka and that damn Capcom Crusader, Chun-Li? As long as I or Asuka brings the Slamazon Title back here, those little girls of Capcom Crusaders and Elements of Harmony will regret taking it from us!
Pac-Man: That's right, babe. Capcom Crusaders, Elements of Harmony, Sonic Heroes, Four Swords Club, Degeneration Smash. All of the FFW roster will recognize what time it is and bow down to the Namco World Order! Hahahahahaha! I'll get you yet, Mega Man and your Crusaders!
The whole members of the NWO laughed with their leader as the newly formed group are going to usher in a new age in FFW.
======It Doesn't Matter (Sonic's Theme)=====
The crowd cheers wildly as pyros went off and the blue hedgehog posed for the crowd and ran in place. He then went for the ring as the crowd cheered for the blue blur.
Vinyl: This match is scheduled for one fall! From Station Square and The Fastest Thing Alive, Sonic The Hedgehog!
Chris: One of the greatest videogame characters of all time and is no stranger to fighting. His speed and aerial moves are his strong suits. This is an interesting match.
Homer: Yeah but the sucker can't swim a lick! What's his deal?
Chris: That doesn't have to do with the match and you don't know why he can't swim and is scared. he could've been drowning when he was younger.
Homer: So? He's chicken
Chris: Dude, lay off of him will you?
Homer: Awwwww!
======Degeneration Smash Theme=====
The crowd cheered for the plumber as he went down the ramp and did the crotch chop with pyros going off.
Vinyl: And his opponent from the Mushroom Kingdom and the leader of Degeneration Smash, Super Mario!
Chris: Now here's another videogame titan out here, people! The plumber accomplished a lot of things while in the FFW. A 3x Universal Champion, 2x IC Title, and 4x FFW Tag Team Champion with his bro, Luigi!
Homer: Whoa! That's a good record! He's been a hero, Smasher, racer, doctor, wrestler, Olympian, and the list goes on. Hell, he's got his own cereal!
Chris: Yep, dude. He's got a lot of hats worn throughout the years. His Mario cereal tastes so good that I bought a few boxes.
Homer: I bet Krusty-O's are better. Trust me.
Chris: No, thank you! Tried it and it tastes awful. It maybe good to you and Bart but not for me.
Mario climbed into the ring and shook his former rival turned friend's hand before the match to show respect. The match started with Sonic going on the offensive with strikes to Mario's gut. The plumber luckily counters Sonic's chops with a series of his own and delivers a sidewalk slam to the hedgehog. The plumber tries an armbar but Sonic rolls away. the hedgehog delivers a Hurracanrana to the plumber and tries to pin him
1,2, Mario kicks out.
Mario stood back in base and delivers a bulldog to Sonic sending him down with a thud. The plumber picked the hedgehog up by the legs and slammed him back down punishing the legs. Mario then did a leg drop to the hedgehog's legs stunning him as Sonic writhed in pain. The plumber climbed to the top rope to deliver his finisher.
Chris: He's giving us the signal for the Super Mario Splash! Sonic is done for now!
Homer: This is it! The hedgehog is history! Nintendo forever and down with Sega!
Mario leapt from the top ropes and attempted the finisher only to meet the knees of Sonic and bruised his face. The crowd couldn't believe it as Sonic got up afterwards.
Chris: And Sonic is still in this match! What a save there by putting his knees up. Sorry, Mario!
Homer: Dammit! I thought the plumber had him that time!
Sonic got to his feet despite the legs aching. He stood Mario up to his feet and does the Sonic Boom delivering a hard slam and does a crossface to the plumber. Mario yelled in pain as Sonic applied the pressure of the Killswitch.
Chris: Oh, no! Here comes the Killswitch! And Sonic is not letting go. If Mario doesn't fight out of this, he's done like dinner.
Homer: Come on, Mario! Break his spiky balls!
Chris: Really? That's just wrong on all levels!
Mario screamed in pain as the pressure intensifies with the hold. Mario tried to fight his way to the ropes but Sonic drags him away extending his hold. The ref came over to see if Mario wants to tap but shook his head. Sonic releases the hold and goes to the top rope while Mario writhed in pain thanks to the Killswitch. The speedster lined himself up and gave the crowd a thumbs up and leapt on the plumber with a Sonic Splash hitting the mark when Mario tried to get up but crashed back down.
Chris: Looks like Super Mario is done like dinner.
Homer: AAAAAAAAAH!
1
Homer: This can't be happening!
2
Chris: Here it comes
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Counter roll up
Chris: What? Mario swapped with Sonic and now tries to go for the pin!
1,2,3! Match over!
The crowd cheered wildly as Mario and Sonic helped each other up as the ref came to check on them. after they stood up straight, they shook hands and the ref raised Mario's hand in victory.
Vinyl: Here's your winner, Super Mario!
Chris: And a win here tonight for Degeneration Smash and Coming up is the IC rematch with the newly formed Namco World Order's champ, Pac-Man against Degeneration Smash's Diddy Kong, newly formed Capcom Crusader's second-in-command, Ryu and Shonen Superstar's Super Saiyan, Goku! Something tells me that Namco and Capcom's popular characters are going to war today!
Homer: I think I'm going for the Namco World Order! They'll usher in a new era in FFW and there's no one and I mean no one out there that can touch them!
Chris: Are you sure? Team Capcom is where it's at! But Degeneration Smash can get their second win here and bring the title to the stable if Diddy Kong can do just that!
Homer: Goku from the Shonen Stars don't look like he can bring it home to the stable. Why are they called Shonen Stars anyway?
Chris: Don't count Goku out! he had 4x FFW Championships, 2x Universal reigns and 3x Intercontinental Titles! This guy is a legend and shonen originated in Japan and Goku and the other members of Shonen Stars are from there. But let's hear from Wyatt and the Slamazon champ, Twilight Sparkle.
====Press Area=======
Wyatt at the press area stands with the champion and the leader of Elements of Harmony, Twilight Sparkle as he asks her about defending her title tonight.
Wyatt: Congrats on your victory against other 3 women at Forcemania. With what's going on now with Pac-Man leading the newly formed Namco World Order and Ms. Pac-Man and Asuka Kazama out for your title, how do you feel about this? Does it faze you?
Twilight: Thanks for the congrats. As for your question, I'm not fazed at all about the Namco World Order's two women coming after me and Chun-Li of the Capcom Crusaders doing the same. Everyone's hunting for my title just like I did when I took Ms. Pac-Man's belt. Sure she and Asuka of Pac-Man's army feel like they can try and pull tricks to get what they want but the buck ends here. Either myself or Chun-Li cannot let the Namco World Order get that belt. I'll see to it that I'm gonna do just that.
Wyatt: Wow! I'm looking forward to seeing you in action tonight. Oh, yeah. Congrats to Fluttershy on making history tonight.
Twilight: Thanks, Wyatt. Fluttershy made us proud and hopefully I can make this a win #2 for the Elements of Harmony.
Wyatt: Now that can be sweet. Anyway, thanks for the interview as we head back to the arena.
====Pac-Man Fever=======
The crowd boos as the round ghost eater walks down the ring with Wild Dog and Dig Dug flanking left and right of Pac-Man with their Namco World Order shirts with the Special Flag (a flag with an S on the left side of the pole.) on it with 765 written in red letters. They ignored the crowd as Pac-Man flaunted his IC belt around his waist.
Vinyl: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Intercontinental Championship! From Pac-Land and the leader of the Namco World Order accompanied by Wild Dog and Dig Dug! He is the reigning Intercontinental Champion, Pac-Man!
Chris: I gotta give credit when it's due and that's being the first videogame mascot and a pop culture icon. Other than that, Pac-Man has been ruthless and antagonistic that he is willing to turn FFW upside down. now he's out there to mean business and his fellow friends Dig Dug and Wild Dog are out here and something's not right.
Homer: Come on, man. Namco World Order is here to change FFW for the better! Hell, Pac-Man said it himself that the whole FFW roster better bow down to them. they have my support.
Chris: Oh, come on! I hope Degeneration Smash, Capcom Crusaders or the Shonen Stars take it away from the Eater of Ghosts.
The yellow ghost eater puts the belt down and enters the ring with his cohorts standing outside the ring.
====Suzaku Castle SF2 Theme========
The crowd cheers as the karateka walked down the ramp with his badass poses with Mega Man walking with him. Pac-Man had a smug look at his blue frenemy walking with Ryu. Mega Man had a determined look on his face to make sure that the ghost eater doesn't keep that title for long.
Vinyl: And the challenger from Japan and representing the Capcom Crusaders accompanied by the leader Mega Man, Ryu!
Chris: My favorite characters in Capcom history are here! I hope Mega Man's right hand man can get the job done tonight.
Homer: Oh, please! Crapcom Losers can cry me a river for all I care once Pac retains the damn title. All of that blue pipsqueak's goody-goodys are wimps. Even my son can bowl them down with a Bartdog!
Chris: I don't think so and Crapcom, Really? Namco is a bunch of wusses who always ruins it for everyone in FFW. Sure not all of NWO's members are like that such as Maxi, Voldo and Yoshimitsu. Other than that, no thanks.
Ryu climbs into the ring staring Pac-Man down as Mega Man stood outside the ring glaring at the ghost eater. Wild Dog and Dig Dug smirked at the blue bomber as they whispered to each other plotting.
===Degeneration Smash theme======
The crowd cheers as the spidermonkey wearing a Nintendo hat with a red shirt with stars walking down the ramp and did the crotch chop with Yoshi following suit as the pyros going off.
Vinyl: And the next challenger from DK Isles representing Degeneration Smash and accompanied by Yoshi, Diddy Kong!
Chris: Now DS can ride out of Raleigh tonight with an important win for the IC title. I can't blame Ryu and Diddy Kong for bringing their buddies out here to deal with NWO. They're up to something especially the one with the shovel.
Homer: Ah, relax! Dig Dug and Wild Dog are here for their bro that's all. And as for that spidermonkey, he can try but at the end of the day, DS and Crapcom are leaving empty handed. Hahahahaha.
Chris: That's what you think!
Yoshi stood outside the ring beside Mega Man as both were cautious of Pac's henchmen plotting. Diddy Kong shook hands with Ryu as they stared down the Eater of Ghosts.
=======DBZ Japanese Opening: Shon Shala!==
The crowd cheers as the mighty Saiyan walked down the ramp with pyros going off. Alongside him was Gohan (in his high school appearance) waving to the crowd. the father and son duo continued on down the ramp as Yoshi and Mega Man smiled and showed respect to the FFW legend.
Vinyl: And the final challenger from the West City representing Shonen Superstars and accompanied by his son, Gohan, Goku!
Chris: There's a future Hall of Famer right here walking! He's accomplished a lot in the business and even did mixed match challenges with Chi-Chi for charity work. But his wife retired from wrestling but trains future FFW ladies. She and Goku trained the new Women's TV champ, Fluttershy, Caitlin Cooke, and even some other girls representing other promos. Goku is among the superstars who accomplished a lot in and outside the squared circle.
Homer: That's nice and all but Vegeta is so much better than those two walking out there.
Chris: And what did Vegeta do besides gloat and push everyone around? He's a dick and even injured Krillin putting him out of action for a few months. That guy alongside the Rowdyruffs, Duncan, and the Namco World Order are bad news!
Gohan decided to stay with Mega Man and Yoshi as they stayed out of the ring being vigilant. Goku climbed into the ring and went into his fighting stance. The four combatants stared each other down as the match starts off with Ryu going after Pac-Man and Goku going after Diddy Kong. Ryu delivered chops to the ghost eater few times before the latter countered with a series of his own. The ghost eater bent Ryu over and did a vicious chop to the back of his neck followed by a Half-Nelson Slam sending the World Warrior to the canvas crashing on his back. Pac-Man taunted at the downed Ryu but Diddy Kong tried to grab him with a Monkey Flip to latch onto Pac-Man only to be countered with an elbow to the face knocking him off his back. Goku clotheslined Pac-Man and did an Atomic Drop to the ghost eater. When Ryu got up, he went after Goku and the two martial artists traded blows as Pac-Man struggles to get up and went at Diddy Kong with a spear but the spidermonkey dodged and did another Monkey Flip and after latching back on the ghost eater, he did a brutal strike to the top of his head and delivered a Hurracanrana to Pac-Man and rolls him up in a pin
1,2 Ryu breaks up the pin.
Ryu broke up the pin but Goku grabbed him from behind to deliver a back body drop to the mat. Outside the ring, Wild Dog had Dig Dug hand Pac-Man his shovel but Mega Man yelled at the digger as Yoshi and Gohan aided the blue bomber as they jaw at Pac-Man's members. While the three argued with the two NWO members, Pac-Man got up only for Ryu to deliver a DDT to the ghost eater followed by an elbow drop to add insult to injury. Goku and Diddy did a double clothesline attempt only for Ryu to do a Shoryuken to the spidermonkey and speared the Saiyan to the mat. The crowd went crazy as the World Warrior got fired up. Pac-Man angrily got up and delivered a Pac-Driver sending Ryu down with a thud. The crowd booed at Pac-Man but the fans wearing the 765 shirt of the NWO cheered for Pac-Man. He yelled for the mercenary and the digger to hand him the latter's shovel but the ref caught them. but Yoshi and the other two attacked Wild Dog and Dig Dug with a steel chair and the two sides brawled outside the ring as the ref tried to break it up. Pac-Man yelled at his cohorts unaware that Ryu got up and did a Shoryuken sending the ghost eater in the air and crashed to the ground with a thud wowing the crowd. Ryu goes for the pin as he posed for the crowd. Dig Dug snuck out of the brawl with the shovel in his hand.
Chris: Don't tell me he's going to bash Ryu in the head with the shovel!
Homer: Come on, Digs! Hurry and whack him with it!
The assistant ref rushed in to pin and take away the shovel from Dig Dug only to be whacked in the face knocking him out and busting his lips open with blood splatting.
Chris: What the fuck?! the backup ref is down and Wild Dog knocked out the primary one with a lead pipe! This is madness! And Gohan tries to fight the mercenary with Yoshi and Mega Man grabbing him and the three send Wild Dog down with a triple powerbomb!
Homer: Don't let those punks get you, Wild Dog! Break their bones on the damn concrete! Wait a minute! There's no one there to call the match! Ryu had to release the hold right now. Woohooo! Digs hits the karate jerk upside the head with a shovel! Hells yeah! And Pac-Man is stomping on that wimp!
Chris: This is madness! Those two are picking apart Ryu like jackals! What's this? Diddy does a baseball slide to Dig Dug sending him down dropping the shovel! Goku readies for a Spirit Bomb to Pac-Man and it connects! The Spirit Bomb connects!
Homer: AAAAAAAAHH!
Chris: But there's no ref out there to officiate! Wait a minute! Wyatt's coming out to call the match! Technically he's not a ref but can fill in if the main ones are unable to do it. so it's on now!
The coffee lover ran down the ramp with a ref jersey and runs to the chaos as Wild Dog spots him and warns his comrades that Wyatt is coming. Pac-Man writhed in pain from the Spirit Bomb while Diddy Kong tries to clothesline the legendary Saiyan but the latter countered with a strike and delivers a Dragonthrow sending the spidermonkey down towards the corner post with a thud. The crowd cheers as the Saiyan covers the champ for the win as Wyatt runs over to count.
1..
Chris: Come on, dude!
Homer: Kick out, man!
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Chris: Almost there! We might have a new champion!
Homer: NOOOOOO!
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3! Match over.
The crowd cheers as Goku begins his new reign as IC champion with Diddy Kong and Ryu showing respect to him. Gohan joined in with his father as the ref handed Goku the belt with Yoshi and Mega Man clapping as the three members of the Namco World Order got up angry as they limped away.
Vinyl: Here's your winner and the new Intercontinental Champion, Goku!
Chris: Even though I want for Ryu to win the belt, at least Pac-Man's stable is without the IC belt. I trust that the belt is in the right hands like Goku, Ryu or Diddy tonight. But the Saiyan did it for the Shonen Stars with two champs with Naruto Uzumaki who will fight in the main event later tonight.
Homer: Damn it all! I wanted for Pac-Man to win the title! that Saiyan had to get that belt but at least Crapcom Wimps aren't bringing it to their stable.
Chris: With Namco, it ain't gonna happen! Anyway, the next battle between the Namco World Order and Capcom Crusaders is the Slamazon Championship rematch with Ms. Pac-Man and Asuka K. of NWO and Chun-Li of CCs. Go against the Elements of Harmony's reigning champion, Twilight Sparkle! But first, Pac-Man's stable will have to defend the FFW Tag Team titles against Ryu Hayabusa and Hayate of the DOA Squad. Two titles at stake tonight for the Namco World Order to get their act together.
Homer: I hope Pac's lady and that schoolgirl keep the title back where it belongs!
Chris: I'm sure Pac-Man is livid right now about losing the belt but there's next time. As for Wild Dog or Dig Dug, they can try to move up the ranks for an IC title or any other division. When we return, it's tag defense for the Rising Jaguar and the Vale Tudo Brute next!
=====Backstage=====
Ryu Hayabusa and Hayate in the DOA Squad locker room were discussing their match against the Tekken veterans as the ninjas were aware of their rivalry with Namco's popular fighting franchise reps. Kasumi, Ayane and Hitomi were listening in to the two as they want the belts in their stable. Ryu cleared his throat as he addressed the issue.
Hayabusa: So Pac-Man's Namco World Order thinks they're better and change FFW for the better? After seeing the founder lose his belt to Goku, that opens the wound and those Tekken punks can't touch us! We're going to get those tag belts away from the pussy—
Hayate: Hahahahaha! You said pussy since King is wearing that jaguar get up! Hahahahaha!
The members deadpanned at the copperhead's laughing at Hayabusa's remarks interrupted. The green ninja cleared his throat to silence Hayate's laughing.
Hayabusa: Anyway, we had beef with the Tekken crew ever since FFW existed! They think they're big and bad running the place while we work our asses off! It's sickening and we must put a stop to those bastards!
Hayate: Yeah!
Hayabusa: We're going to walk into that ring and run that pussy and that big brute to the ground! Fuck Namco World Order! We're not scared of those sons of bitches!
Hayate: Yeah! Fuck them!
Hayabusa: And most importantly, fuck Tekken!
Hayate: Yeaaaaaayah!
Hayabusa: Cut that out!
After a few seconds of silence, Hitomi wondered about something.
Hitomi: What's happened to Jann Lee? He hasn't come here yet!
Kasumi: He's being stitched up after that brawl for the Hardcore belt. That dogboy and his big dog went too far by ripping the mirror off the walls of the ladies' locker room of all places and whacked all 5 boys making them bleed badly and Jann Lee was one of them.
Hitomi: What the fuck?! if I ever see that dogboy, I'll bite his balls out!
Ayane and Kasumi: Whoa! What?!
Hitomi: I'll be like a lioness and bite his balls off.
Hayate: Hell yeah!
Hayabusa: Hayate and Hitomi, what the fuck?! that's disgusting as all hell! As for Jann Lee, he'd better get his ass over here so we can sabotage those bastards! We're about to straighten them in this muthafucka!
Hayate: Yaaaaaaayah!
Hayabusa: Hayate, I swear if you do that one more time!
The copperhead grinned as the members groaned at his stupidity as the mentioned Jeet Kune Do fighter came in having stitches from the mirror assault by Kiba. Hayabusa greeted him as the members followed suit.
Jann Lee: So what I miss? If I ever see those five bastards especially Knuckles, the dogbitches, Elvis looking muthafucka and that unibrowed bastard, I'll fuck them up and that belt will be mine, dawg!
Hayabusa: I appreciate the kickass diplomacy but we got bigger shit to deal with and that's taking care of the Namco World Order! DOA Squad, roll out!
Hayate: Yaaaaaayuh!
Hitomi went over to the copperhead and whacked him upside the head making him yelp as the crew went out to face the Tekken vets. Hayabusa sighed in relief as the karateka chastised the idiotic copperhead.
Hayabusa: Thank you.
Hitomi: No problem!
=========NWO Black and White theme=====
The crowd cheered/booed at the two Tekken fighters as Yoshimitsu and Jin walked down the ramp. They flexed their muscles as the pyros went off with some female fans screaming wildly.
Vinyl: The following contest is a tornado tag match and it's for the FFW Tag Team Championship! From Mexico and Australia respectively representing Namco World Order and accompanied by Jin Kazama and Yoshimitsu, they are the reigning champions, King and Marduk!
Chris: Before the assembly of the Namco World Order, there's been a deep rivalry between fighting game's finest being Tekken and Dead or Alive. They have beef with one another to this day and the girls on both sides are the worst. Security had to split Kasumi and Nina apart preventing them from beating the hell out of each other after the match is over. And Asuka and Ayane were in the hospital for weeks after the intensive brawl each having a dumbbell shot to the legs. Ryu Hayabusa and Jin destroyed the locker room in September fighting in a street fight match. It was bloody. That's how the rivalry is. It's that bad!
Homer: the deeper the rivalry the better!
Chris: Dude, those factions hate each other so much that they will maim and fuck each other up. Even security except Bruce is out there to keep the fighters from killing each other.
The two wrestlers climbed into the ring as Jin and Yoshimitsu stayed out. they looked at the entranceway as their mortal enemies walked down the ramp as their eyes narrowed.
====DOA4 Theme of Hayabusa========
The crowd cheered/boos as the DOA men showed on the scene with the girls deciding to stay put. Hayabusa glared at Jin an Yoshimitsu as they rolled onto the ramp. Jonesy and Jude were nervous as security for a good reason for they haven't dealt with the beef between the two fighting factions before. Ron was nervous also I mean he maybe tough but not stupid to be killed out there by fucking Tekken and DOA Squad.
Vinyl: And their challengers from Japan representing the DOA Squad and accompanied by Jann Lee, Ryu Hayabusa and Hayate!
Chris: This rivalry is going to get nasty with the two legendary factions. Being Tekken and DOA Squad. Jin and Yoshimitsu better not ruin it for their fellow NWO members in this title match.
Homer: Don't you mean Jann Lee not ruining it for his crew?
Chris: Oh, yeah. my bad.
The two ninjas climbed into the ring as Jann Lee stayed out. already were the four combatants in the ring yelling and throwing verbal jabs at each other getting in each other's grill. The match started with King going after Hayabusa trading powerful blows to the head with the jaguar man chopping the ninja on the back of the neck before he did a Half-Nelson slam sending the super ninja to the canvas. Marduk charged at the copperhead and attempts a clothesline but Hayate dodged as the brute ran into a corner post banging his shoulder against the metal part. Hayate saw this and rammed Marduk's head against the turnbuckle a few times until the Vale Tudo fighter landed a powerful elbow strike to the face of the copperhead laying him down on the mat. Hayabusa sprung up to help his friend with King chasing him. The super ninja does an Atomic Drop to the brute as Hayate rolls out of the way. When the brute was face down, the ninjas turn around only for King to whip Hayabusa to the other side of the ring making the ninja bang his back against the turnbuckle corner. He then picked Hayate and did a back suplex sending the copperhead down with authority making him writhe in pain. The jaguar man helped his buddy onto his feet as they went to work on pummeling the ninjas. King brought Hayate to his feet to plant him back on the mat with a German Suplex. Marduk picked up hayabusa and as he tried to do a powerslam but the super ninja raked the brute in the eyes as he escapes and threw a right hook to the Vale Tudo fighter's jaw stunning him. He then performed a sidewalk slam sending the brute down on the floor. Hayabusa signaled for his partner to run to the turnbuckle after the copperhead delivered a bulldog to King. Hayate did as he was told and lined himself up on the turnbuckle and leapt for a frog splash connecting to Marduk as he tried to pin.
1,2 Marduk powered out
Marduk got up to his feet and growled at a grinning Hayate and grabbed him by the neck to deliver a running chokeslam crashing the copperhead to the mat hard with malice. The Namco fans cheered as Marduk taunted at the downed Hayate only to be met with Hayabusa's spear to the face knocking him down hard. King charged and did a jaguar lariat to the super ninja against the ropes and delivered a Frankensteiner as Hayabusa grunted in pain sent to the mat with authority. Jin from the outside grabbed Hayabusa and pulled him out of the ring and he along with Yoshimitsu beat up the ninja. King and Marduk smirked at the pummeling but Hayate got up and did an Izuna Drop to the brute and did a spinebuster to King. He leapt over the ropes as he tries to rescue Hayabusa with the help of Jann Lee as they brawled against Jin and Yoshimitsu. Jonesy, Jude and Ron ran over to split up the fight only for Hayate to slam Jonesy to the floor making the security guard yelp in grabbed a steel chair under the apron and tried to knock out Ron with the chair in which he knocked him out. in the stands, a kid named Stanley laughed and enjoyed the carnage while Yummy Mummy who is his mother gasped at the intense violence. Jonesy saw the woman and the bratty kid in the stands as he struggles to get up only for Jann Lee to do a Dragon Kick on him busting the Garcia in the mouth wide open. Jude ran for his life but Yoshimitsu delivered a bad breath move knocking the skater guy out cold. With all the security knocked out and thrown into the crowd where Stanley and Yummy Mummy is, the ninjas and Jann Lee focused their attention on the Tekken fighters but King from the top ropes signals the crowd with a jaguar roar.
Chris: Oh, no! The DOA Squad are in trouble as King gets ready for his finisher! And the three security guards are messed up with a happy kid enjoying all the violence he's seeing right now.
Homer: Look at his mom. (Bob Hope growl)
Chris: Dude, pay attention to the match!
As the Tekken fighters watch their comrade jump, the ninjas were unaware as King leapt off the top rope and delivered the hard hitting Burning Knuckle to both ninjas knocking them out cold. The crowd screamed, "Holy shit!". King threw both ninjas back into the ring as he went back to see his buddy waking up. Jin and Yoshimitsu went after Jann Lee as the three security guards groggily got up and groaned in pain in a battered and bloody mess. In the ring, Marduk and King delivered a double team move to Hayabusa knocking the dazed shinobi to the canvas hard. Then Marduk threw Hayate in front of the announcer's table.
Chris: What the hell? What's Marduk going to do with Hayate?
Homer: I think the big guy is paying us a visit.
Chris: in that case, we better run! Come on and let's get out of here!
The two commentators left the table as Marduk went to it and cleared off the table and lifted Hayate over his head and yelled to the crowd as he puts the copperhead through the table with a powerslam. The crowd went crazy as the brute laughed as he ran in the ring with King doing a spinebuster to Hayabusa and covered him.
1,2,3! Match over.
The match ended as the two commentators were at the stage temporarily until a new table can be at ringside for them. they watched as the ringside area looked like a warzone with blood stains, Jonesy's missing teeth, bent up chairs and a broken table from the powerslam. The crowd cheered/booed at the retainers of the title as the Namco World Order will be keeping the belts for the time being. The ref held up the hands of the champs as the belts were given back to them. But before Vinyl can say anything, some tag team members came out with a voice saying something.
Timmy: So y'all think that was a fight! That was no fight! And those four guys in there ain't shit! Ain't that right, Jimmy?!
Jimmy: Yeah, bro! if that belt needs to go somewhere, it's going to the penitentiary with us!
Timmy: That's right, bro! we don't care who it is! We'll put them to sleep and on lockdown!
King: Grrr! Grrrr! ROAR! (As if a bunch of punks are going to take it from us!)
Spike D: We'll be the one's who will get the belts! Hell if it happens at Vendetta or next week, it doesn't matter as long as myself and my bro, Disc here gets these belts from you, those ninja wimps or the so called Penitentiary!
Discord: That's right! We're gonna be the ones to put you all to sleep!
The crowd cheers as the group of tag teams stare each other down with Guy with Beavis and Butthead plus Mike Haggar and Zangief going at the other groups. They all were arguing until the owner on the Gigatron interrupted the arguing.
Mr. N: Hold it, all of you! I see all of you want a piece of the Namco World Order's tag titles! Well I have the solution for all of you! How about we settle things with three qualifiers one match per week to be in a Four Corners match for the FFW tag match at Vendetta!
The crowd cheered at the news as the owner continued his speech.
Mr. N: That's right! Starting next week, the Brothers of Chaos will face the DOA Squad! The week after will be the Four Swords Club being TJ Penitentiary vs. Guy Worldwide's Beavis and Butthead! Finally, the week before Vendetta will be the Capcom Crusaders' Haggar and Zangief vs. Link and Marth of the Four Swords Club! Only three teams will face King and Marduk for the titles at Vendetta! Good luck and may the best team make it in.
The Gigatron went back to the FFW Battleground logo as the crowd cheered with most of the teams leaving. The staff sets the new table with the equipment being put back as the two commentators coming to the table. once they got to their table, Chris McLean addressed on what's to come.
Chris: Well, the man has spoken starting next week will be the first qualifying match for the Four Corners match at Vendetta to dethrone the Namco World Order of their tag titles. It would be Spike Drake and Discord of the Bros. of Chaos against Hayabusa and Hayate of the DOA Squad on FFW Battleground. And earlier, Dastardly and Muttley will be in a Double Down tag match for the TV and Cruiserweight titles against the guys they screwed over being Rock Lee from Guy Worldwide and Tails of Sonic Heroes!
Homer: I hope Dastardly wins and not those two wimps! It's embarrassing!
Chris: Well if the champs don't win, not only will the reign of the TV and Cruiserweight title will end but they'll be off the rankings until further notice if Tails or Rock Lee pins or submits one of them. in a bit, we'll have the Fatal 4-way match for the Slamazon Championship. See you then!
====Press Area=====
Ulala with her pigtails in a Space Channel 5 outfit along with Aiai from Super Monkey Ball helping her. T-Bone, Mickey and the Universal Champion were being interviewed about the 3-on-3 match. Aiai handed the girl the microphone as she giggled at the monkey's cuteness.
Ulala: With the three of you going against the members of The Flock, what goes in your minds right now as you face them tonight?
Aiai: Uki-uki-uki-ki-ki-kii! (Congrats on your Universal title, Naruto!)
Aiai said as the three superstars smiled at the monkey's response as Naruto began answering the reporter's question.
Naruto: Well, Ulala. The Flock is desperate to get what they want the way they know best and that's cheating and messing every opportunity some of the superstars had. I'm not surprised that Sasuke-teme, Lasagna loving assbag and a guy who loves to rip out spines for a living would try to come after me and my title!
Mickey: The Flock are nothing but cowards along with the new Namco World Order! They'll pay dearly tonight when we face that ninja with the chicken butt hair! Seriously, have you seen something ridiculous like that in your life? Ha-ha!
The group laughed at the cartoon icon's remarks as T-Bone collected himself and answered with his response.
T-Bone: I haven't personally met the members of The Flock but from what I've heard, Sasuke is not the leader of the stable. I'm not scared of him or his teammates. They've done some rotten things along with Pac-Man's gang. We'll come here ready to rumble like always and our opponents better get ready!
Ulala: What an interesting answer! Hope you three come out on top!
Aiai: Ukii-Ukeee-Ukaaaa! (There's a fight out there with a rainbow haired girl, a Powerpuff and a blonde woman with a ponytail!
The little monkey pointed his finger at Nina, R. Dash and Buttercup fighting down the halls cursing and screaming as the 24/7 rule rang. Nina Williams delivered a back body drop to Rainbow and threw Buttercup against the wall stunning her. Nina grabbed the Powerpuff to deliver a DDT but the rainbow haired girl whacked the blonde in the back with a chair shot leaving a red mark on her back. Then Rainbow did a DDT planting the assassin to the floor. Buttercup recovered and speared the rainbow girl and ran off only for Katherine to block her path along with Tricia as the three women brawled near the catering area as Nina and Rainbow groggily got up and dashed to the brawl to finish it.
Chris: Looks like the four ladies are after Buttercup's title and three from Namco World Order, Elements of Harmony and the Clique From Hell are trying to bring the belt home. Catfight hardcore-style!
Katherine does a Vertical Drop to Tricia and grabbed a nearby trashcan and whacks Nina in the face and then strikes Rainbow. Duncan who recovered from the brawl earlier saw the brutal catfight unfold as he smirked and laughed at the fight.
Duncan: Tear her ass up! Body her!
The girls except Buttercup glared at him but continued fighting. Tricia did a bulldog onto Buttercup and pulled dirty tactics by pulling her hair and scratch. Out of nowhere, a Japanese woman with black wings tied up dropkicked Tricia in the head and pulled her off and does a chokeslam to the empty table dazing the mean girl. The other girls were stunned at this as the tengu girl ran with a spear to Nina sending her flying against the wall. The tengu woman laughed as she continued her onslaught. She grabbed a ladder and hits Rainbow in the butt launching her in the air and landed near the blonde assassin. Buttercup tries to get away but Katherine grabbed a chair near Duncan and charges at the Powerpuff and strikes her in the gut and delivers a piledriver to the floor. The businesswoman smirked but the tengu licked her lips and grabbed Katherine from behind and body slams her to the floor and threw pies hitting Katherine, Tricia who groggily got up in anger and Rainbow got hit in the face with pie as the tengu playfully giggled. She called the ref to officiate the match.
Nyotengu: Yoo-Hoo! Would you call the match for me?
The tengu woman said seductively as the ref came over near her covering Buttercup.
1,2,3!
The new champion giggled as she was handed the belt as the ref declared her the winner as Duncan laughed himself silly as the other girls were in a mess. Nyotengu danced happily as she walked away from the messy aftermath as the girls looked at Duncan with an angry glare as Nina and the other girls left grumbling.
Vinyl: Here's your new Women's Hardcore Champion under the 24/7 rule, Nyotengu!
Chris: A second change of hands occurred tonight as the newly acquired bird chick wins her first title in a bizarre way. But she's champion now and who will take it from her next? And Duncan better stop laughing before the girls change their minds and start mauling him.
Homer: Hahahahaha! That was funny as hell! I'm having fun tonight!
Chris: I'm not surprised but let's see what the other girls in the Namco World Order are up to as they're arguing with Capcom Crusaders' Chun-Li and the champion.
======Somewhere near the entrance=====
The four girls argued and teased at one another as the match drew near. The first mate to Pac-Man pointed the finger at Chun-Li as Asuka smirked at her and Twilight.
Ms. Pac-Man: I'm not letting you get the belt! If any stable worthy of it, it's either me or Asuka! Not Thunder Thighs or even the egghead bitch!
Asuka: Hahahaha! That's right! We'll be leaving here with the belt!
Chun-Li: We'll see about that! you two don't deserve to have the title! it belongs to the Crusaders and there's nothing you both can do about it!
Twilight: I'll get the three of you and especially lay you out, Ms. Pac-Man! I can take Chun-Li getting the belt but you and Asuka over there do nothing but cheat!
Ms. Pac-Man: Listen, egghead bitch! You held the fucking title for several months in your fourth reign and it's time it comes to a fitting end!
Asuka: And when we win, we'll dance all over you when you lay there helpless! And Thunder thighs will suffer the same fate!
Chun-Li: In your dreams, honey! It should be me that will dance when you and Eater of Balls lose.
The nearby folks laughed at the name Chun-Li gave to a ticked off Ms. Pac-Man. Harold, Bulls-Eye, Spike Drake and Discord held their stomachs as they laughed.
Ms. Pac-Man: I'm going to kick your fatass for that insult! And you four assholes better shut the fuck up before I get my husband out here to straight up chomp yo ass!
The crowd laughed along with Asuka snickering like Muttley as the "Eater of Balls" glared at her as they walked to the arena and bonks Asuka on the noggin.
Ms. Pac-Man: Will you knock it off?!
Asuka: Sheesh! You're a real analbag!
=====Dean Ambrose Theme=====
The crowd boos as the Kazama girl walks down the ramp smirking as some Namco fans cheered at the girl as pyros went off.
Vinyl: The following is a Fatal 4-way match and it's for the Slamazon Championship! From Osaka, Japan representing the Namco World Order, Asuka Kazama!
Chris: Now one of the two members of Pac-Man's gang can help with a third win of the night and get the belt to the stable since Nina failed to get the title.
Homer: As long as this girl or Ms. Pac-Man wins it, I'm okay with it!
Chris: That's what I hope it don't happen.
The Kazama girl enters the ring as she poses and smirks to the FFW Army.
=====Fancy by Iggy Azalea feat. Gwen Stefani====
The crowd except Namco fans continued on booing as the newly dubbed "Eater of Balls" walked down the ramp as Vinyl laughed and announced the challenger.
Vinyl: Also representing Namco World Order and from Pac-Land! She is the "Eater of Balls", Ms. Pac-Man! Hahahaha!
The crowd laughed at the angry ghost eater as she threw a middle finger to Stanley making Yummy Mummy glare at her and threw hot sauce in her face causing Ms. Pac-Man to scream in pain as she ran into the ring with Asuka laughing.
Chris: Whoa! That's so rude of Ms. Pac-Man to flip the bird at a little boy! That's fucked up! But serves her right since Yummy Mummy proved that she can put that shit on everything.
Homer: Hahahahahaha! That's hilarious! She's on fire! Hahahaha!
Ms. Pac-Man glared at her subordinate and bonked her on the head as the next woman came out.
======MVC Theme of Chun-Li======
The crowd cheers as the first lady of fighting games strutted down the ramp as the male fans drooled at the huge thighs. Ms. Pac-Man glared at the Interpol officer with Asuka smugly posed.
Vinyl: From China and representing the Capcom Crusaders, Chun-Li!
Chris: That chick has some thighs on her. they can crush my arm if she wanted to. She's fucking hot! I used to play as her in Street Fighter. Good times.
Homer: Are you a masochist? Her thighs are big enough to crush a horse's head! The humanity!
Chun-Li entered the ring as the other two women stared her down.
====Survivor by Destiny's Child======
The crowd cheers as the reigning champion strolled down the ramp with the lights flashing as the Element of Magic posed with her purple swimsuit taking her glasses off and handed it to an official for safekeeping. After all, those glasses will break in a fight.
Vinyl: And from the world of Equestria and the leader of the Main 6! My good friend and reigning Slamazon Champion, Twilight Sparkle!
Chris: this girl is on a roll defending her title for 6 months straight and if she wins here, the streak may go to 7 months at Vendetta! The Elements of Harmony could have a win here tonight and leave with two belts. I wish it was three belts if Rainbow pinned Buttercup under the 24/7 rule.
Homer: Looks like Hawkgirl got it noow!
Chris: Um, Homer? That's not Hawkgirl. That's a female tengu for what I'm told by Mr. N.
The champion places the belt on the floor near the official as she enters the ring and shook Chun-Li's hand in respect as the match starts with Asuka going after the egghead while Ms. Pac-Man goes on the attack on Chun-Li. The Crusader delivered a kick to the ghost eater's face and delivered a hip toss to the mat. Twilight unleashed chops to the Kazama girl and attempts a Nelson slam but Asuka reversed it into a Hurracanrana catching the egghead off guard. Chun-Li rushed at Asuka and delivered a bulldog sending her down hard on the canvas and goes for the pin.
1,2 Asuka kicks out
Asuka recovered and gave Chun-Li some strikes to the face and gave her an elbow to the side of the neck. She followed up with a double leg takedown and started a barrage of punches but Twilight splits up the ground and pound but Ms. Pac-Man charges at the egghead only for the champ to give her a Tornado DDT to the matt busting her open a bit. Asuka stood up and kicks at Twilight but the fifth kick was grabbed and the champ does a Dragon Screw sending the Tekken fighter down on the mat and followed with the Camel Clutch applying pressure to r\the schoolgirl. Ms. Pac-Man recovered and growled as Asuka helplessly yells in pain as Twilight makes her pay. The ghost eater dashes to attack Twilight but Chun-Li rushes at the ghost eater and delivers a Spinning Bird Kick as Ms. Pac-Man flew hard to the other side of the ring writhing in serious pain. Asuka screams in pain as she struggles to ropes but Twilight fights her back only for the Kazama to lunge near the ropes and barely touches it with her two fingers clasping them forcing a ropebreak. After that, the two ladies ran at each other striking their gut but Chun-Li delivered an Oklahoma Slam sending Asuka down with a thud. Now Twilight and the officer duke it out delivering chops but the champ got the upper hand and stunned Chun-Li with a rake to the face and delivered a back suplex sending her crashing on her torso. The egghead heard Ms. Pac-Man scream in rage as she charges at Twilight with a chair but the champ kicks the chair as it lands flat on the ghost eater's battered face and falls to the mat. Twilight went to the ghost eater and delivered a Twilight Shuffle punishing the ghost eater wowing the crowd. Chun-Li got up to get to the two girls but Asuka tried to rush at the cop with a clothesline only to meet the Spinning Bird Kick knocking her back down. Twilight added insult to injury by taking Ms. Pac-Man to the Twilight Zone knocking the ghost eater out cold. Twilight turned around and spotted Chun-Li charging with a spear but the champ dodged and booted her in the back as the cop falls on her belly. The champ goes for the cover to retain her title.
Chris: Looks like Twilight is three counts away from retaining her belt! The other three women are down and the champ plans to pin the ghost eater.
Homer: You mean, The Eater of Balls?
Chris: Very funny but let's see the cover made.
1,2,3! Match over.
The bell rang as Twilight retained her title but Tootie and Cindy, Heather and the Clique from Hell, and Kasumi of the DOA Squad ran in to attack the four women as they groggily got up and saw the mob try to get in the ring. Trixie Lulamoon clotheslines the champ with the leader, Heather stomping on her. Tootie and Trixie Tang beat the living shit out of each other but Ms. Pac-Man ran into the two girls and tackles them to the ground and the trio play the ground game. Chun-Li fends off Asuka as they strike each other in the gut but Kasumi sucker punched the Kazama in the head and the two Japanese girls popped off at the mouth cursing and screaming. Cindy grabbed Tang from behind and delivered an Atomic Drop to the floor and the two TJP members stomped on the popular Dimmsdale girl. Princess Morebucks and Tricia joined Lulamoon and Heather as they pick apart the champ as she tries to defend herself. The halves of the crowd cheered/booed as the assault continues.
Chris: What the hell is going on out there? Why are these ladies coming out to attack the four women? And Twilight can't defend herself against those hyenas.
Homer: Hahahaha! They're making a name for themselves. That's right! Fight to the death!
Chris: You're just awful, man! Somebody stop this right now! wait a minute! Apple Jack is out to help her friend in the EOH! Leshawna, Wonder Woman, Peach and Amy are out to stop the madness! Even Jen and Caitlin are here to help and they got a bone to pick with Tricia.
Homer: And Cammy of Crapcom is here to save her friend and fellow Crusader!
The incoming girls ran in to save Twilight and Chun-Li as they break the fight up but the Bulls on Parade theme came on stopping the brawl. The crowd cheers as Mr. N walked down the ramp with a mic in his hand. Heather glared at the boss as she barked at him.
Heather: Why the hell are you out here? Can't you see that we're making a statement?
Mr. N: That's my line and show some respect! I'm the one who signs your paycheck! And shame on you for allowing three of your cohorts to gang up on Twilight like that!
Heather: That's how the cookie crumbles in the FFW and the Clique from Hell is going to do something about it.
AJ: Not if I can help it! most of us are sick of you and your posse trying to intimidate us! When you mess with Twi, you mess with me!
Leshawna: That's right! Heather messed with the wrong sistas! I'm not with you, Heather! I'm going to wipe that smug look of your face and your posse will be next!
Mr. N: Hold it! that's enough of that for tonight! There's only one way to settle this feud!
Heather: What's that, genius?
Tricia: Yeah! what are you getting at? You're wasting our time!
Caitlin: Will you two shut up and listen to what he's got to say?
Tootie: Yeah! shut the fuck up before I wire them shut!
Mr. N: Come on now! but Heather and Tricia, when my hand goes up which is now, you shut your mouths!
The two Clique members grumbled but Leshawna and Caitlin bonked them in the face. Mr. N continued on with the proposal.
Mr. N: Now as I was saying, I have a solution for this problem and that's a battle royale and it's going to be a25-woman one. The other 5 members will be Blossom Utonium, Adagio Dazzle, Sakura Haruno, Kagome Higurashi and Kikyo! And it's going to go down at the show of pure vengeance, Vendetta!
The crowd cheered as the third announcement related to Vendetta is happening in 3 weeks after this show. Tootie and Cindy fistbumped as the news hits about the opportunity for the Slamazon Championship.
Mr. N: That's right, folks! This 25-Woman madness will be for the Slamazon Championship! Until then, that is all.
Tootie: You hear that? me and my girl, Cindy will put all of you on lockdown in the Penitentiary! Ain't that right, Cin?
Cindy: You know it, Toot! we we're going to put them all to sleep especially those wannabe plastic princesses from hell!
Heather: Will you two shut the hell up?! Fuck the Penitentiary! The Clique will be the ones with the belts!
Leshawna: I don't think so! I'll be the one to take you down! as long as you don't get it, I'm good!
Heather: Well when I'm done with you, you'll have a broken trunk that won't be shaking!
Leshawna: Say that again and your face will be apart of the canvas!
Mr. N: There's no stopping them at all.
AJ: That's for sure.
The owner left the arena as the 20 girls stare each other down as the countdown to Vendetta still ticks. A splitscreen of the two teams for the 3-on-3 main event is shown as the match is near.
Chris: And it all comes down to the main event of the night! Team Naruto vs. Team Sasuke in a 6-man tag hardcore match! And two championship matches are slated for Vendetta and the recent one is a 25-woman battle royal for the Slamazon title. as for the FFW Tag Match, three slots are open for the chance to dethrone King and Marduk of the Namco World Order at the show of pure vengeance.
Homer: it's going to be a crazy PPV of the year and I can't wait to see what the other title matches are going to be like.
Chris: We'll find out next week on Battleground when we hit Atlanta, GA at the Phillips Arena, home of the Atlanta Hawks! But Spike Drake and Discord will face the DOA Squad for the 1st slot for the tag titles! But let's head to our main event!
======Spiral by Kanna Boom======
The pyros went off as the Universal Champion walked to the ring to a cheering crowd as he poses with the Naruto fans saying "Believe it!".
Vinyl: The following contest is a 6-man hardcore tag match! From Konoha, Japan and representing Shonen Superstars! The Universal Champion, Naruto Uzumaki!
Chris: Here's the man that won the title at Forcemania 28! The blondie's right about Sasuke and that's being a cheating bastard who likes to get what he wants. I'm glad that Naruto has the belt now and he always represents it with honor and respect! Something Sasuke has never done during his reign.
Homer: Sasuke is a fitting role model for the belt and you know it! he knows how to put everyone in his place. Naruto is just a wimp and a goody two-shoes! Nice guys finish last!
Chris: You always call most of the roster wimps and nice guys don't always finish last! Last night is a prime example and tonight's main event will prove you wrong, dude!
Naruto walked down to the ring and climbed inside and posed as the next teammate arrives.
=====Extreme Dinosaurs TV Theme=====
The crowd cheered as the T-Rex with a tank top stomped down the ramp as he roars with the pyros going off as the crowd clapped to the theme song.
Vinyl: And his teammate from Planet #3 and the leader of the Extreme Dinosaurs, T-Bone!
Chris: Dude! This dinosaur is a legend along with his stablemates! They're known for winning all of the titles! T-Bone with the Universal, Spike with the IC, Steggs and Bulls-Eye with the tag titles and Hard Rock with the Hardcore title. That's a decade ago when the Television and Cruiserweight titles became defunct for 2 years before they returned back by the demand of fans.
Homer: I remember that time before I retired. They held the title for a year until after Forcemania 19. What an accomplishment! Extreme Dinosaurs, Hanna-Barbera All-Stars, Mickey Mouse Club, Looney Revolution were dominant forces in that decade.
Chris: Too bad the Hanna-Barbera All-Stars disbanded and the Looney Revolution led by the Hall of Famer, Bugs Bunny disbanded and went to other promos. But at least we have the other two still kicking it here in FFW.
T-Bone entered the ring as he fistbumped with the blonde as they wait for their last teammate.
========Beat It by Michael Jackson======
The crowd cheers as the cartoon icon walked down the ramp with swagger as the flames exited the secure pyro system. The mouse signed autographs and made a beeline to the ring and greeted his teammates giving them dap.
Vinyl: And from Toontown and leader of the Mickey Mouse Club, Mickey Mouse!
Chris: This cartoon icon is a legend in the squared circle in the FFW and other promos he has signed with in the past. He held the FFW Championship for 2 years before Bugs finally beat him for it at the now defunct PPV, Up In Yo Yard!
Homer: That's the same length of a reign as Rob Van Dam! Damn!
Chris: Yep, and the stable the mouse started is still here along with DS and Sonic Heroes!
=======Shimmy by System of a Down======
The crowd boos as the lights dimmed to dark as the chicken butt haired ninja walked down with a stern look as the lights flashed with the song.
Vinyl: And their opponent from Konoha, Japan and representing The Flock, Sasuke Uchiha!
Chris: That fucking bastard has a stick up his ass! He thinks he runs things but we know that's not true! The man who leads the stable is out of suspension and he's not a happy camper after the title left the team.
Homer: I hope he doesn't come here and tear him up for the mistake! Have mercy!
Chris: Well he's here but won't be coming just yet and his wife will return as well after what she did the same timeframe her husband. She brutally maimed one of the superstars and trashed locker room. That gave her a much needed vacation if you know what I mean.
The emo ninja entered the ring as he picks up the kendo stick real tight as the other team picked up a baseball bat, sledgehammer and a pair of brass knuckles. The Ychiha seethed at his former friend as the next member of The Flock came to view.
=======Big Show theme=======
The crowd boos as the huge lasagna lover stomped down the ramp with a pair of brass knucks on his huge paws. His owner/manager and a slobbering dog with a hoodie saying The Flock walked alongside him.
Vinyl: And his teammate also representing The Flock and accompanied by his owner John Arbuckle and his sibling Odie, Garfield!
Chris: That cat loves nothing more than lasagna and destruction! Take his plate of his favorite pasta and you signed your death warrant! Duncan better be lucky he's escaped after doing a foolish thing like that! he ate the whole plate of lasagna and the crazy cat went apeshit and chased after that idiot two weeks ago for that stunt.
Homer: That's funny seeing that cat destroy the backstage area looking for him. It's hilarious
Chris: You wouldn't be happy if Duncan stole your donuts! Also, the bird chick that won the hardcore belt earlier loves monju which is some Japanese sweet snack and if anybody were to steal her stash, they're done like dinner! So Duncan better not find her stash. He's already on Chef (Total Drama), Anko's and Garfield's hit list for that stunt.
Garfield stepped over the ropes as Sasuke had him to the left of him facing Mickey. John and Odie stood outside the ring as the last teammate came out.
====The Light That Blinds by Shadows Fall======
The pyros went off when the guitar riff at the beginning of the song as the hellish ninja walked with swagger saying his catchphrase, "Get Over Here!". the crowd except Scorpion and Flock fans booed profusely as the ninja glared and yelled "Fuck you!" at the booing fans.
Vinyl: And also representing The Flock from the Underworld, Scorpion!
Chris: Scorpion of The Flock is one of FFW's Hardcore specialists alongside Duncan, Kiba Inuzuka, Butch and Wild Dog. He won the belt 5 times and can use the environment and weapons against you. His favorite tools are his grappling hook, sledgehammers, and lead pipes. If he yells his catchphrase while using the hook, get out of the way or you'll regret it.
Homer: Not to mention having your spine ripped or set you on fire. I hope he roasts that T-Rex then we'll have roasted dinosaur tonight. Mmmmm, roasted dinosaur steaks. (Drools)
Chris: Are you crazy? The last time he blew flames on somebody, the locker room was a burnt and crispy mess. Not to mention Mr. N having a fit and chewed him out for it. and when Scorpion accidentally burned Heather's hair, it trended on the internet but at least the arena we were in after the locker room incident didn't suffer.
Homer: How did that happen with the queen bee?
Chris: Well, Scorpion was chasing after a thief and manages to burn him to the point the thief nearly died. That's when stray embers landed on Heather's hair making her scream but luckily she got sprayed down. but the thief got sprayed but Scorpion ripped his spine and threw it in the trash. And don't think that T-Bone is going to be on the fucking menu.
Scorpion climbed into the ring and stood by Sasuke as the two teams stare down each other. The match starts with them pummel their opponents with the weapons of choice. T-Bone delivered a tail whip to Garfield in the face and whacks him with the sledgehammer across the back and delivered an Oklahoma Slam as the big cat bled a little but writhed in pain. Garfield roared and stood on his feet and did a scoop powerslam to the dinosaur. The cat stomped on him a few times but Naruto beats the lasagna lover with a lead pipe in the head busting him wide open. He then sucker punches him in the head only for Garfield to launch and deck Naruto in the gut with a powerful chop sending him to the ground as Sasuke dashes and does a legdrop to the side of the blonde as the Uchiha and the lasagna eater smirked to each other and stomp away at Naruto. Mickey Mouse attacked Sasuke from behind with the brass knuckles in the back of the head busting him open drawing blood. T-Bone and Scorpion delivered powerful blows until the dinosaur grabbed the ninja and delivered a powerbomb to the mat making him crash hard in pain. Scorpion grew angry and springs up and blew flames only to hit his teammate Garfield as his tail was on fire and yells. Naruto rolled over and recovers as he charges at Sasuke with a bulldog taking him down and delivered punches to the face as the Uchiha swings his fists back but misses. Garfield curses at Scorpion for his misfire intended for T-Bone as he ran setting the ropes on fire until all four sides were covered in flames. The crowd went nuts as they saw the ring turn into an inferno match. Stanley gasped and smiled evilly as Yummy Mummy grew terrified and worried about the ropes on fire and the fact that Garfield's tail had embers on it now.
Chris: Dude! Scorpion just turned the ring into an inferno! Garfield's tail now charred up as the brawl continues. That guy loves burning his opposition and that's for damn sure!
Homer: Aw, poor wittle kitty! Did your tail get BBQ'd by the mean old Scorpy? Hahahaha!
Chris: That's just mean!
Back in the ring surrounded by flames, Scorpion delivered a Grappling Hook throw to Mickey Mouse sending him down with a thud. The ninja taunted at the mouse but Naruto delivered a Fisherman's Suplex damaging the back. Naruto whipped Sasuke to the other side of the ropes but the llatter reverses it and sends the blonde to the flamed ropes burning him in the process. The Uchiha kicks Naruto in the head and delivered the Chidori Punch to the gut sending the champ down on the mat. Sasuke taunted at the blonde unaware that the latter struggles to get up and when he did, he decked Sasuke in the face and caught the incoming kick turning it into a Dragon Screw. Both men had their clothes burned as Naruto pummeled the Uchiha senseless. Garfield delivered a chokeslam to Mickey and punches him with the knucks busting his face wide open. T-Bone roared and delivered a Saurian Stomp to the cat sending him down with a thud. T-Bone goes for the pin.
1,2, 2.75 Garfield kicks out.
When Garfield recovered, he punched the T-Rex in the face and gives him the Cathug but the dinosaur in a few seconds counters with a rake to the eyes releasing the hold. Unfortunately for John and Odie, they couldn't get near the apron since the flames are covering the ropes. Garfield got struck in the mouth by Mickey with his pair of knucks busting the cat's mouth wide open and gave him a black eye. Mickey did his special move being the spinebuster sending the big cat to the mat with a hard crash echoing the arena. Scorpion tried to attack Mickey but the mouse decked him in the jaw with the knucks and did a rock toehold sending the ninja down and pounded his head against the canvas. Naruto and Sasuke traded blows but the blonde does a belly to belly suplex to the Uchiha as the blonde signaled the crowd that the finisher is near. When Sasuke groggily got up seething in anger, Naruto picked him up to deliver a Cursed Seal knocking tth Uchiha into a daze. The crowd went nuts as the blonde pins his former friend with Garfield chasing but T-Bone hits the big cat with a tail whip with the ref going with the count.
1,2,3! Match ended!
the bell rang as the officials sprayed the ropes which are now half-charred as the winners' hands were raised in victory. The three Flock members seethed at them but the theme song played as the crowd grew shocked.
======The Game by Motorhead=======
A man with spiky hair going upwards with a prominent widow's peak in a V-shape with a stern face with his muscles jacked and ripped. His wife had short light blue or green hair with a swimsuit bearing a Capsule Corp 4 Life on it. they glared at the 6 men but more on Sasuke.
Chris: Holy fuck! that's the leader of the stable and he's pissed and his wife is also back as well! Vegeta and Bulma Briefs are back from suspension here on FFW! And it looks like Sasuke, the substitute leader is now going up shit creek without a paddle. And he better have a good excuse.
Homer: He does have one! He got screwed over by that blonde idiot that's all.
Chris: That won't work and worst of all, he turned the stable upside down. sure I don't like The Flock but if you were put in charge while your leader is out for a while, you better have it just like it was beforehand or better. But obviously it didn't happen.
The two DB characters were handed the mics as Vegeta sternly looked at Sasuke as he gruffly picked bones with him.
Vegeta: Sasuke, I gave you a simple task and that's to keep the Universal title in my stable that I built! What did I find on my welcome back to FFW? A title change! I had friends in high places tell me about your failure last night at Forcemania! And Garfield, you're in hot shit also but not as much as Sasuke's in. You both could've crushed the blonde one and that rat with the big ears easily!
Sasuke: But the dobi screwed me over with that Cursed Seal! I could've won it if it wasn't for him and that rat over there!
Mickey: Who ya calling a rat, pal? you got your sorry ass handed to you fair and square!
Naruto: Yeah! you've been defeated! Accept it!
Sasuke: Next time, I'll personally send the both of you to hell and I will get that fucking title!
Bulma: There won't be a next time! You're put back in the line for the title shot. Thanks to you, we don't have any belts on us now! my bae trusted you with leading his stable while we were on suspension! You were aware of the time frame and the day we return.
Vegeta: That's right! My woman said it best! What is the highest coveted belt in FFW a man seeks after huh? I'll give you a clue and that's to look at your friend's waist right now! that's the most coveted prize for the men of the company just like the Slamazon belt for the women here. As long as that belt stayed in my stable, we were known as a powerful force! but now it's in the hands of Kakarot's Shonen Shitheads!
Scorpion: Is it too late to say that Goku got the Intercontinental title? his stable now has two titles on their belts right now.
Vegeta: Of course it is! My rival and his son, Gohan's group have two fucking titles!
The crowd cheered at the mention of the Shonen Superstars winning the titles. Vegeta and Bulma climbed into the ring as Garfield nervously backed up while Sasuke stood there not giving a damn. Scorpion facepalmed at the Uchiha's stupidity as the angry Bulma grabbed Sasuke by his neck and scowled.
Bulma: You better have a good reason why we shouldn't beat your sorry ass right here and now! not only you lost the title but you lost this match as well! Kikyo could've been a better choice than you! Hell, I heard from her that a 25-woman battle royal for the Slamazon title is at Vendetta! Hopefully, she'll do us proud and with the National Championship up for grabs against that Roll from the Capcom Crusaders, I'm going to demand to Mr. N that I get that title shot!
Sasuke: -scoffs- As if, you couldn't catch a fucking cold not even defeat somebody weak as Fluttershy! So there!
Bulma slammed the arrogant ninja to the ground and snarled. Vegeta picked Sasuke up and delivered a Pedigree to the mat as Garfield is ordered to slam Sasuke in which he did. The crowd said, "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!". Vegeta sternly warned Garfield, Scorpion, John and Odie of importance.
Vegeta: Let this be a lesson to all of you all! Don't end up what Sasuke is about to feel right now!
Vegeta and Bulma slammed the Uchiha again and again on the mat busting him open. The duo then pummel him to pieces for a couple of minutes until they had enough. Sasuke looked a bloody and battered mess as the power couple stared down at Sasuke. Vegeta looked at Sasuke and picked him up by the neck and right to his eye level as the Saiyan snarled in anger.
Vegeta: Now you know the price of failure! You have a lot to make up but I'll go after Naruto's belt! You better not disappoint me like that ever again! remember, you're in this up to your neck! As for the rest of you, Flock people! Roll out!
Bulma: You heard him! Get your sorry asses in gear and let's get out of here! and sasuke, get your bitchass up!
Vegeta: Don't worry about him, babe! Let's go and bang tonight! And Naruto, enjoy this reign while it lasts for I shall get you and the whole FFW! When it's time, I'm going to be the one to take you down!
The champ glared at the Saiyan as he and his crew left the area as the theme song resumed playing. The commentators close the program as they were shocked of what they've witnessed.
Chris: Well, Homer. I told you that Sasuke didn't have a good alibi and he paid for it. Sasuke blew it this time as Vegeta and Bulma taught him a lesson on their return back. With them back in action, they have a goal to turn FFW upside down.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Vegeta's back, baby! He's going to make FFW great again!
Chris: No he's not! And besides, I thought Namco World Order will change things!
Homer: Oh, yeah! Namco will do it not The Flock!
Chris: Regardless, we end the program as we say goodnight from the City of Oaks! See you next time!
The camera fades after it points to the FFW logo and then at Naruto, Mickey and T-Bone staring at Vegeta's crew leaving.
AN: That's the first week of FFW and it's a long one. Feel free to give me constructive criticism to see what can be made better in my story. Thanks in advance.
Trivia:
Teme means bastard in Japanese while dobi is dead last. Naruto and Sasuke in the manga and anime series respectively call each other those names.
Monju is a Japanese sweet snack which is kind of like a pastry and it is Nyotengu's favorite snack from Dead or Alive 5: LR in which she made her debut.
The flames burning the ropes is a nod to the Inferno match that Undertaker and Kane fought surrounded by burning ropes on fire.
Results:
Fluttershy wins first ever Women's Television Title in a 6-woman Gauntlet match.
Tails v. Muttley for the Cruiserweight title: No contest due to Dastardly interfering and Harold running in to save Tails.
Yoshimitsu and Voldo def. Sabrewulf in a Handicap match
Kiba Inuzuka retains the Hardcore title under the 24/7 stipulation against Duncan vs. Butch vs. Knuckles vs. Maxi vs. Jann Lee
Beavis and Butthead def Link and Marth in a tag team match
Buttercup def. Eva for the Women's Hardcore title under 24/7 rule. Hands changed to Nyotengu when she defeated Buttercup making her new champion.
Mario def. Sonic in normal match
Goku def. Pac-Man C. Vs. Ryu vs. Diddy Kong in a Fatal 4-Way winning the Intercontinental title
King and Marduk C. def Hayabusa and Hayate retaining the FFW Tag Team titles
Twilight Sparkle C. def Ms. Pac-Man vs. Asuka Kazama vs. Chun-Li in a Fatal 4-way retaining the title.
Naruto Uzumaki C., T-Bone and Mickey Mouse def. Sasuke Uchiha, Garfield and Scorpion in a 6-man hardcore tag match
