Author's Note: Chapter Two of Dear Diary. As I get further into the story you get to see how the lives of some of our favorite characters entwine with each other. Beware, I tend to put different pairings other than the ones I am known to write about. A little something for everyone! I own nothing!
Asuna
Monday, April 1
Dear Dumb Diary,
Today in English class that brat teacher Negi said that our assignment was to record our daily events into notebooks he was gonna pass out. At first I thought it was just a REALLY lame April Fools joke, but when he actually started to pass out notebooks I was like 'Shoot!' He even encouraged us name our diaries! I mean, come on! Who the hell does that? Well, I guess since people might read this I probably shouldn't call it 'dumb'. I'll think of something better tomorrow.
Asuna
Tuesday, April 2
Dear Freakin' Diary,
Okay, I can't think of anything better to call you. I'll think of something later. Anyway, I found something TOTALLY nasty and random in my dorm! In the middle of the floor was a cardboard box full of girl panties! Ew! Who the hell put it here? I figured that it belonged to that perverted ermine so I picked it up, opened the door, and set it outside, right in the hallway. I walked back in my dorm and shut the door. I haven't seen it since because the next time I left my room the box was gone. Maybe the girls who lost their underwear got 'em and left. The box was gone, too.
Oh well, shouldn't cause any problems.
Asuna
Wednesday, April 3
Dear Diary of the Damned,
That's right! Of the damned! Guess who I saw today! That snooty bitch Ayaka! She was walking down the hall with that 'I'm all high and mighty' look on her face. I tried to stay out of her sight, but as soon as I tried to duck away she noticed me.
She said something about the weather and other boring stuff like that. She asked me what I was doing and I told her I wasn't doing much. Just staying inside all day. I asked her where she was going. She said the lost and found. I asked her what she had lost, but she refused to tell me. I smirked at her and told her that I wanted to come with 'cuz I was curious about what she lost.
The class rep told me once again that it wasn't my business, but she didn't argue when I tagged along.
This is where it gets…awkward.
The lights randomly shut off. I couldn't see a thing! We were on the floor with the least amount of windows so I couldn't even see past my hands. I felt something bump into me. I told Ayaka to get off of me, but she said that it wasn't her. This REALLY freaked us both out so we blindly took off running into the dark.
I felt along the walls until I felt a door. I opened it, grabbed the rep, and slammed it behind us. I must admit that it wasn't a very good hiding spot. The rep said that it felt like a closet. I agreed because I was two inches too close to the loud blond.
The closet had NO elbow room! I could feel her hot breath in my face. Her breath smelled fruity like as if she was chewing gum before we got into this situation.
I felt something poke at my stomach. I heard a quick 'sorry' from the rep. I was so glad that it was dark because if she saw how dark my blush was I think I'd die!
I tried to get some room, but my elbow brushed up against the wall and then a light bulb went on. We both looked up at the ceiling where the light was lit. The rep said something like 'Well, you found the light'. We both chuckled at her comment. I was really surprised to see that she was blushing just as bad as I was.
For about another minute we just kinda stared at each other. I never bothered to look in the past, but Ayaka has a pretty set of eyes…
Then suddenly the door flew open and Ku Fei was at the door with a flashlight. She said, and I quote: 'What you doing here? This is cooking club supply closet. Is not good place to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. Get out, please.'
After I escaped the closet I got out of there. I didn't care if it was still pitch black or if I kept crashing into every other thing. I HAD to get out of there.
And that was the most awkward and confusing day of my life.
Asuna
Thursday, April 4
Dear Phil,
All right? Happy now? I named ya something! You will now be called Phil! Okay, today Konoka forced me to hang out with Negi. Said that it was important to spend time with the little bugger. Whatever, I came anyway because it's almost impossible to change her mind.
We went to this little sandwich shop that Negi knew of for lunch. We ordered our food and as soon as I started to dig in I saw the class rep walk by. Negi saw her, too and almost called her over. I was NOT ready to talk to her since that incident yesterday. Just before a single word fell out of his mouth I threw a straw at his face and told him to stuff it.
I breathed a sigh of relief when she walked past us. Negi asked me why I didn't want the rep to join us for lunch. I felt a blush creep up to my face. I didn't want the kid to see me blush so I looked away from him.
I thought that he would let the subject drop but NOOO… He asked me if that bratty bitch was special to me. I grabbed another straw from the straw cup in between us and chucked it at his forehead. He still didn't get it! He asked if I liked the class rep like Setsuna likes Konoka. I exploded out of my seat and exclaimed that the idea of me and the rep together was sick and weird.
I grabbed the cup of straws off the table and threw another three at him then stormed off. But I've been wondering if that really WAS true. I haven't been able to stop blushing since.
Asuna
END
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