Drabbles of the Glee Variety
Chapter Two: Purtie
Written for: allikitty699
Essentially, just a set of 10 Glee drabbles. They're unrelated aside from the couple being written about. Timeframe ranges from during the season one to any time after it. Most of the drabbles have no timeframe referenced.
Warnings: Slash of the male/male variety, swearing, sexy implications, minor kissing, slight OOC-ness.
1. Lemon
Artie chuckled at the slowly scrunching face of one Noah Puckerman. "I told you not to try the lemon. But did you listen to me? No, of course you didn't."
Puck raised an eyebrow, stubbornly attempting to keep the expression on his face neutral. "I can totally handle this. There's nothing I can't handle." To emphasize his point, he took another piece of the fruit and bit into it.
The other boy wheeled himself over and took the rest of the lemon from in front of him. "You're not eating more. And I'm not kissing you when you're sour, by the way."
2. Lifetime
"Dude, just pick a channel and leave it," Puck mumbled, resting his arm over the back of the boy's chair.
Artie laughed quietly before setting down the remote. "There, happy?"
The two boys looked up at the television before looking back at each other.
"This is seriously the best you could stop on? Not football or something? This?"
He laughed again. "Hey, you said to pick a channel. And Tina and Kurt have been bugging me to watch this movie anyway. It's supposed to be pretty good."
"It's on frickin' Lifetime!"
Artie kissed Puck lightly before speaking again. "Then we'll do something else."
"Sounds good to me."
3. Meat
"But... It's bacon!" Artie held out a strip of the meat with one hand, a fork in his other. "You can't seriously say you've never had bacon."
Puck shrugged. "It's not kosher. And as much of a bad Jew as I am most of the time, I actually do follow it."
"But, come on! It's bacon, man!"
Again, he shrugged. "It can't be that great. If I never try it, I'll never know what I'm missing. Right?"
Artie shook his head. "Never tried bacon. Never had ham. Never had pork, sausage... Crazy."
"Hey. I can eat other meat though. And that's totally just as good."
4. Free
"You seriously think you got that free because home girl thought you looked like her brother? You're majorly trippin' here Puck," Artie spoke quietly, almost angrily, before starting to wheel himself away.
Puck waited a moment before reaching out a hand and stopping him. "I don't care if she thought I was hot. She just wants to get in my pants. Not my problem."
"Nah, but you can flirt right back with her, right? Even when I'm sitting right here?" The bespectacled boy shook his head and looked away.
"I wasn't flirting, Artie. I was getting us a free meal. I'm sorry."
5. Eighth
"There you go, Beth," Puck said quietly, handing her a cleanly wrapped gift.
"Thank you, Daddy," the little girl beamed, setting it neatly on the table with all the other gifts. She turned to Artie and wrapped him in a hug from his chair. "Thank you too, Uncle Artie."
He smiled at her and nodded before sending her off to play. The two men stood off with Shelby, talking while the children played, before a knock sounded at the door. Shelby opened it to reveal Quinn.
Puck's breath caught in his throat and Artie squeezed his hand gently. "She came."
"Happy eighth birthday, Beth."
6. Series
Artie's eyes never left his book as his boyfriend wheeled him down the hall to Glee practice. When the two were safely seated in the music room, Puck waited a few minutes before putting his hand on top of the page he was on.
"Hey! I'm reading here!"
"What could you be reading that's so interesting you'd ignore your stud of a boyfriend?"
"It's called Pure Dead Magic. The baby legit just put bacon in the brother's computer and the sister's baby rats went into the computer after it and they ended up getting emailed!"
Puck raised an eyebrow. "Right. Weird book series again."
7. Belt
The flashing lights on the belt buckle of one Artie Abrams drew the eyes of many students as he went down the hall. None lingered quite so long, though, as those of Noah Puckerman.
By the time Glee came around, Puck was ready to confront the boy. "Dude. Why does your belt say 'Sexy' on it?"
Artie smirked. "Well, because I am one sexy motha'. You of all people should know that."
Puck stepped forward and sat beside the boy, his eyes still drawn to the flashing light. "You know. Were I not already your boyfriend, I'd most definitely be jumping at agreeing."
8. Chorus
Artie looked up at his peers, standing together in chorus formation, and sighed quietly. He shifted his eyes to the ground, keeping silent when they started singing.
After a few lines, Puck came and sat next to him, also silent. "What's up, babe?"
Artie shook his head. "It's nothing, just... You guys can all stand in the chorus. I've never been able to do that."
The other nodded. "Well, I have an idea. Do you trust me?"
Ten minutes later, Artie was standing with the rest of the group, Puck's hands on his waist holding him up, and a big smile on his face.
9. Involvement
Puck ran a hand sheepishly over the back of his neck. "Listen, Artie, I... I just wanted to say, I'm sorry. About being an asshole all these years. And especially about the outhouse thing. We were... I was... A major douche. And I understand if you never forgive me for it, and never wanna talk to me again, but hear me out. I really like you, and I don't know why, but I know I've felt this-"
He was cut off by a pull on the front of his shirt and a kiss. "You're forgiven. Now stop talking and start kissing."
10. High
A smile crossed Puck's face as he watched Artie bouncing in the air with the rest of the group for the mattress commercial. The boy had looked so solemn beforehand, singing along but not really feeling included. To see the height he got when bounced by others was amusing.
Artie gestured for him to come over when the others had gone on to continue filming the rest of the video. Puck sat on the mattress beside him and kissed him quickly. "You got some height there, babe."
The bespectacled boy laughed. "That's the first time I've had that much fun in years."
A/N: Thus is chapter two. The couple, clearly, is Puck/Artie, which I have decided I'm going to call Purtie. Just because that's an adorable way to say it.
As far as this particular chapter goes, I apologize if Artie's not very good. To be totally honest, I'm not that good with him. I love his character, but it's so much easier to write Puck.
This series of drabbles is the second of what is going to be a series of drabbles, with each small drabble exactly 100 words. This means each chapter has a total of 1000 words of actual writing. The warnings for each chapter will be unique, so make sure you read the warnings. If you'd like a particular couple shipped, review me. I'll do any pairing, 10 drabbles at a time for each couple. For my prompts, I use a random word generator. If you want more Purtie drabbles, please tell me in a review.
And as always, thanks for reading.