A/N: Well, seeing as I got at least three reviews, I suppose you guys can have chapter two.

I thought this story was going to be slightly boring with all the Spanish lectures I've been giving in the first chapter!

Anyway, sorry for not updating Iron Chainz... someone stole my goddamned memory card that had chapter 15 on it, ready to be posted... now that's gone and I have to rewrite the damned thing. I will, however suggest reading Mad People: Psychopathic Mortal on fictionpress. Do not read it if you are a friend of mine named Jolene, because you have been warned.

Anyway, I hope to see some more reviews for this chapter. Hopefully, this story is more detailed than ever, so please enjoy reading every unknown syllable to you!

Thank you, jojo flamingo, hooligan and cinamonotaku for reviewing on the first chapter, I hope to see more reviews from your side, because apparently this story is, and I quote: "This is crazy man! Nice.", "Holy crap that is too descriptive..." and "AWWWWW A WOLF-GIRL!".

What the hell had that got to do with the flipping thing?!

In any fucking case, school holidays are coming up, so I will try and write as much and as fast as I can, I'll even try and update Iron Chainz if I see the time and patience for it... I will not be able to post any chapters or write during Final Exams, because it's going to suck me dry like a vacuum on a hot summer's day.

Enjoy this chapter and please, please review, or no one gets to know what happens next because you didn't wanna review. Don't be a dick to everyone, please.

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Disclaimer: how the hell am I supposed to own a story that isn't mine!?

Warning: language, Violence, Nudity (Though not in this chappie; sorry perverts! Hey, I can't talk! I'm just a big a pervert!), Super badassness!

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As thought, Akiri proudly projected her chest forward, one leg crossed over the other whilst she sipped on the sherry that Sebastian had given her. Itachi glared at the black haired girl, occasionally glancing at Kisame who was scowling in disgust at the bite marks on his arms. It was as if this whole group was mad!

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Oh, right.

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The leader of Los Locos suddenly froze, apt at staring behind the two Akatsuki. When Itachi turned to see what had gotten Akiri to pale, he noticed one big ass spider; and already, a plan formed in his head. Sebastian also noted his beloved leader's paled face and the spider. Before Itachi could move to even try and capture the spider to use against Akiri, because she showed mortal fear towards spiders, Sebastian used a can of spray and a lighter to incinerate the creature.

Horror finally left Akiri's face; she sighed in relief and sipped her beverage again. Nodding at Sebastian, who in turn grinned at Itachi before returning to Akiri's side. But, that was not the situation. Itachi and Kisame both knew they could use the ever usual fear of spiders against Akiri at anytime, but they were tied up at present.

Not even a few seconds later, Akiri heard Momo's scream echoing through the halls of the mansion. As if possessed by a demon, Akiri blundered forwards; Humo Diablo already in hand, but before she could reach the second step, someone stood at the top of the stairs, holding Momo hostage with a scythe to her throat. "Well fuck me, no fucking wonder your fucking chakra signatures disappeared." It was Hidan. Akiri could tell they were in a pickle, because Humo Diablo could only kill mortal creatures. Hidan whistled and licked his lips, staring at Akiri in appraisal. "Who's the hot bitch?"

"Akiri!" Sebastian was next to her in a second, glaring up at the silver haired bastard.

"Move, Sebastian." Akiri growled, a plan forming in her head. With Ichibi, Akuto, Sebastian and her on the lower level of the house, Karo was probably the only one up there that could help the other three. But Karo was out of the house; Akiri had forgotten that her sister had left the previous night. Narrowing her eyes, Akiri centred her attention on Hidan, looking for a weakness. Well, there's only one...

But Hidan suddenly laughed, causing Akiri to stare at him in confusion. "Oh, are you going to fuck me up?"

Another laugh came from behind Hidan, and Deidara stepped into view. "Well, the other two are tied up, un." Shit. Akiri glared at them and thought of the only way to get them out of the situation...

Stick her underwear on her head with pencils up her nose and act as if she had suddenly gone loopey.

It would seem that the whole Akatsuki have arrived, undoubtedly oblivious to the capabilities of Los Locos... Soon after Deidara appeared, there was a grunt and someone being thrown into both Hidan and Deidara. Momo slipped free, grinning and sidestepped as Sasori hit the two morons. Kisame stared in horror at their now unconscious saviours.

At the top of the stairs, Wolfey cracked her knuckles, grinning. Soon, every one of Los Locos was grinning wickedly. Why?

Oh, Luna and Wolfey managed to free themselves and tie Pein and Konan up using Kakuzu's tentacles on the three of them before Wolfey grabbed and punched Sasori. Afterwards, she threw him to the side and knocked Deidara and Hidan unconscious as they fell down the stairs. Itachi stared wide eyed as Luna, Momo and Wolfey dragged the other three who were tied up down the stairs. Ichibi and Akuto tied the unconscious three together and soon, all Akatsuki were tied and seated. All except one...

"Zetsu's stuck in the basement." Akiri yawned, stretching her limbs behind her before smiling at Pein. "He can't get out because of the traps I've set."

"Way to go, boss!" Akuto and Sebastian called, but were silenced by a hand. Akiri clicked her fingers, ordering the six people of her group in an orderly line.

Before speaking, Akiri evaluated the Akatsuki, making quick decisions. "Akuto, get Karo on the line, muy junto (immediately), Wolfey, sniff out Umbra and bring him back." Keeping her eyes on the Akatsuki, she ordered Luna to grab some of the hidden weapons in the lounge and the rest of them to keep an eye on the intruders.

With their hands bound behind their backs in a very uncomfortable and painful manner, the Akatsuki couldn't form any hand signs to do jutsu's. Man, you'd guess that the Akatsuki were smarter than that! But El Los Locos have a few very, very dark secrets indeed. Akiri retrieved her glass of alcohol and sat down in her seat again, displaying Humo Diablo proudly.

Without another word, Wolfey disappeared out of the house to find Umbra; Akuto sauntered over to the phone and dialled Karo's cell phone, hoping that the girl would pick up. "Who the hell are you people?" Pein questioned, hoping that his intimidating aura did in fact do as it was supposed to do. It didn't work on Akiri; no wait, it worked on none of them except the Akatsuki. Indeed, these people were not normal.

Gulping the last of the matured sherry, Akiri set the empty cup on the table next to her before looking straight at Pein. "Sebastian, get me another one, would you?" Her voice was calm, and her eyes remained on the orange haired pierced guy, intimidating him more than anything else. Her lavender eyes seemed to bore into his soul. Dignified, Sebastian grabbed the glass and danced off to the kitchen. "As for your question, knicker-box; you're dealing with El Los Locos, the trespassers of glory and obliterators of sanity." Akiri said, holding a hand out just in time as Sebastian stepped into the lounge, handing her the glass.

Kisame did his best not to snigger, but failed as Ichibi grinned maliciously and slammed a fist into the side of his forehead. "What's so funny, abomination? As a matter of fact," She glanced at Akiri who was waiting for her best insult to spill. "You are the mutated version of an abomination-bastard with several hundred versions of fish urine, mixed well and served shaken; not stirred, with a dash of fake-ass, lily livered bones." Ah, that hit the spot. Kisame's eyes seemed to bulge out of his head with each word Ichibi spoke. Akiri's grin widened, waiting to see what Kisame would look like after a round of Ichibi's; her guess was right after all.

Kakuzu, Pein, Konan and Itachi stared in mute horror at the slightly orange haired girl's verbal abuse towards Kisame. The shark, however, didn't take the insults too lightly and gulped audibly, trying so suppress a sob. Akiri burst out laughing, handing Sebastian Humo Diablo whilst slapping her thigh. Itachi noticed something...

When Sebastian grabbed hold of the sword, instead of the smoke turning black, the smoke swirled into a bright red. So there is something about the sword... and Itachi would find out what.

But that's left for later, seeing as Pein's eyes widened by Akiri's sudden outburst of raucous laughter. "Well done! Bravo, Ichibi!" She laughed, appraising the girl with fire in her eyes. After calming down, she continued to sip at her drink and wait for Akuto to finally get through.

It was no use, as the phone kept ringing. "Dammit! Akiri, your sister is a bitch!" She bellowed, tossing the telephone back on its holster before throwing her hands up in the air and cocking a hip out.

"Karo is probably out missioning for some godforsaken reason," The leader said, downing the alcohol in her glass. "Besides, she has to head back here afterwards, or else Wolfey will have the utmost pleasure of sniffing her out and dragging her arse back with her teeth."

Horrified, the Akatsuki who were awake gawped at the way Akiri had spoken about her sister. Trying to distract themselves from Akiri and her wonderfully dangerous eyes, the intruders studied their surroundings.

The lounge was large, containing several chairs to sit on. But it wasn't just a lounge; the whole room was a rectangle, divided in two. On the other end of the room stood several shelves filled with books and very impressive art pieces. One set had caught Konan's eye; a pair of dragons, sculpted from onyx and moonstone; one dragon black and the other a brilliant white, both fighting the other. The dragons had been carved so intricately into one another, as if the stones had merged over some chemical reaction, to look like the dragons are forming a yin and yang symbol.

On other various surfaces were other very similar statues, carved from various materials. Each had a unique creature representing them, but to Konan, the dragons took the prize as they were mounted on a shelf inside of a glass cabinet. The walls of the room were a homey wood colour, and after further inspection by Pein, were really plastered on with wood in different patterns. Kakuzu noticed a large portrait of a woman he had never seen before, mounted over a mantelpiece carved from the darkest form of marble ever. Looking closer, he noticed a plaque reading 'Santa Muerte'; most likely the artist of the spectacular woman wearing a long red dress and looking extremely full of party life, wearing a sombrero with candles and skulls on it. The woman's face was painted like a skull with a lot of fancy decoration.

Kisame noticed the floor as he stared down. In the lounge was a thick black carpet and the rest of the floor in the room was white tile. Pretty neatly planned out... the shark thought. The kitchen connected to the lounge like an open planned room, however separated by a slight wall and blue tiling on the walls. The stairs were made out of a very dark wood, adding bright contrast to the walls and red leather seating. The throne that Akiri sat upon was black and had dark marble-like wood framing it. The other couches were velvet green and had wood framing.

Kakuzu considered this house for a few moments, thinking of how much they would make if he sold it. A glare from Akiri made him lose his thoughts, because his eyes sure as hell had dollar signs in them! "Admiring my mother and father's mansion I inherited?" Was the portrait of that woman her mother? They don't look alike... Kakuzu concluded and let slide his thought of selling the house.

Meanwhile, poor Zetsu couldn't escape from the basement no matter how hard he tried. It was as if there was an immovable barrier surrounding the room. The plant hybrid couldn't morph the fuck out of there, so he'd either have to wait for help, or he'd die there. Probably the latter, seeing as Akiri completely forgot about the plant. What a careless bitchy bitch she is...

But we go back to the lounge where the rest of the Akatsuki have been tied up and were being grinned at by six mad people. Kisame willed himself to not cry out in frustration with being tied up; what the hell were those bonds made out of? Because they sure as hell couldn't break it; not even Kakuzu's tentacles would move! Akiri sneered at their inconvenience, causing Pein to suddenly burst out in frustration. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? I AM GOD, FOR FUCK SAKES!"

Saaaiilence...

Kriek-kriek...

Akiri raised an eyebrow, staring at Pein who glared back at her with promising malice. "I'm waiting for Wolfey and Umbra to return so that I have a much better chance of keeping you guys in order." She said nonchalantly, handing Sebastian the empty glass to refill. Even the author cannot remember when the glass was filled last, but it's going quickly, seeing as the bottle of sherry had only half left after that morning!

Los Locos, now I haven't said this yet, are all aged between 18 and 23.

Where to begin?

Oh...

Akiri, with her long, black hair and lavender eyes, was 21. She has a knack for drinking whenever she is angry, happy or just plain feeling like it. Ichibi is 19, the most heroic of them all, even though she is shy around new people (which we haven't seen yet because she knows the Akatsuki) and has a very bad case of potty-mouth and sarcastic remarks. Akuto is 20, a very discreet optimist and obviously, as seen before, a scientist. She is the reason why Wolfey has ears and her own hair looks like a checkers packet. Momo, with her pink hair, is 20 as well, sharing a similar problem as Wolfey, however not similar at all. She is obsessed with cats and loves to act like one. What the Akatsuki failed to notice, was the pink, fluffy cat tail attached to the girl's spine; thanks to Akuto and her clever experiments. Luna is 20 and a half, quite short, but very strong. She is very witty and can outsmart the smartest geek in a convention; how else do you think she and Wolfey escaped the bonds and tied the Akatsuki up?

Now we get to the boys...

Sebastian is 22, is completely in love with Akiri, who never acknowledges that... He also has a strange habit of suddenly touching things including Akiri's hair and shoulders. The leader does not pay attention to this. Umbra is the oldest, aged 23. He is a very skilled assassin and likes to avoid eye contact with Akiri, fearing that she would tear him limb from limb (this is because he tried to kill Momo at some point in the previous years).

Unfortunately, Karo, Akiri's younger sister, aged 18 and the youngest at that, hasn't been spotted or mentioned to be seen yet. She was on a mission for some godforsaken reason and obviously does this for the sake of Los Locos. Karo is, well... She is just as terrifying as her sister; known to bully people if they stare for too long or cause some kind of shit. At that present time, she was successfully infiltrating a very large building to find some very serious documents and burn them. Those documents were probably about Los Locos...

In any case, after Akiri spoke and handed Sebastian her glass, Pein frowned, wondering why in the world they would have to be kept in order; the ones who captured them were psycho! Akuto had something to say as well, so she glanced at Akiri before receiving the graceful nod of approval. "By the way, tiddle-dick," The red and white haired scientific bitch said, leaning over the back of the couch to see Pein's face. "If you're a 'god'," She motioned quotation marks with her hands. "Why the hell did you get captured?" That was indeed a very good question.

Pein gaped at Akuto, now wondering why her one eye was green and the other blue as well as why the hell she was acting like suck a nosy bitch towards him. Him! The leader of the feared fucking Akatsuki! This could not be happening!

The front door burst open, causing all heads to turn. Umbra stormed in, gripping his arm that was bleeding non-stop; followed by Wolfey who was grinning and had blood dripping from her mouth. Ignoring everyone and everything, the black haired male stomped upstairs to bandage his arm. Wolfey walked up to Akiri, grinning. Narrowing her eyes, Akiri did something that stunned Pein and caused his skin to crawl. Instantly, Akiri had Wolfey across her lap and started bringing a belt that appeared out of nowhere down on the wolf girl's bare bottom. How the hell did her pants get pulled down that fast?! Wolfey roared in pain after three lashes, tears already starting to build in her eyes. "WHAT. THE. HELL. DID. I. TEACH. YOU?!" Akiri barked, the belt hitting Wolfey's already red buttocks with each word. One last slap and Akiri shoved the now crying in pain girl off of her lap, the belt disappearing again.

Wolfey sniffed. "Don't bite friends till they bleed..."

"And why the hell did you bite Umbra like that?" Akiri questioned, snatching the glass of alcohol away from Sebastian's shaky hands. The blonde haired male kept his eyes on the floor, but all of the Akatsuki who were awake could see his panicked expression. Pein gawped at the punishment Akiri had just handed out, unable to say anything.

Sniffing again, Wolfey stared at Akiri, too afraid to look down from the looks of it. "He punched me..." Los Locos were not only notorious for their insanity, but the way their leader handle misbehaviour. Akiri had drilled it into their heads that they must at all times look at her when receiving punishment; this was so that Akiri could see if they were lying, and Wolfey was definitely not lying. Immediately, Akiri stood up and patted Wolfey's head before glaring at the rest of them in the room, telling them to stay exactly as they were until she returned.

Up the stairs she went, very slowly. So slowly, in fact, that Kisame noticed how her buttocks moved beneath the short denim that she wore. Soon, she dissapeared from the top of the stairs, creeping down the hallway with such a dark aura that everyone would shit themselves. Umbra didn't notice this, seeing as he's practically the newest of the Los Locos. He was asking for trouble when he punched Wolfey in her stomach when she came to find him with direct orders from Akiri to return at once. Not even Pein, who was the leader of the most dreaded gang in the Narutoverse, could pull such a punishment on the members of his own organization.

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I hope you enjoyed, now go! Review and make sure to suggest to friends!

Thank you all for the reviews so far.

So, what did you guys think about the second chapter? Chilling, isn't it?

First off, why would Wolfey be punished first? Because she had the blood on her face, clearly visible to Akiri, who only asks questions after punishment. Secondly, what punishment would be heading in the direction of Umbra? If you can guess correctly, then the third chapter will be up instantly, of not, well, you'll have to wait till I get three more reviews.

Review or else I will have to ask my sister to kill you, and its bad enough asking her to do something in the first place! Oh, and Akiri might just be waiting to spank your arse with a belt if you don't review.