The Not so Demi Demi god

by LaJabberjay

Oh hey you there with the face and stuff yeah you the one staring at your screen. Come on don't just read the summery come on read this its my personal journal come on its okay just a little peek that's all it takes read my journal learn my life Follow me on my adventures to Mustafar and to Krypton or just relax with some chips and read about me scratching my nuts it doesn't matter

2. Chapter 2

Dear, Diary

I know by writing that i seem like a total queer. That i am ok with that I am not a queer but who doesn't want to ride unicorns and barf rainbows am I right or am I right that shit would be legit. Oh, and a message to you little snoops that are reading my journal it is a journal not a book mind your own business (Please follow and favorite for more content). So getting down to business Camp hasn't been that bad. It was actually pretty fun there was this one kid Percy Jackoffson got his ass kicked by a girl then he crawled to the lake balling like a baby until his dad helped him believe me not him that is the truth of what happened. There was a campfire tonight and my dad Lord Voldemort the leader of all evil. Showed up demanding to see Percy the kid who got beat up by a girl ah good times well My dad said That Percy had the great vibrator I mean Lightning bolt of Zues and I burst out in tears laughing rolling on the ground in the dirt. I couldn't believe my dad thought that little punk ass bitch stole it i mean seriously he probably weighs thirty pounds soaking wet.

In other news I met this really cool kid gave me these shoes with little birdies on the back i didn't bother to learn his name i just took some shoes and ran for the hills he will never know it was me. There were also some nerds playing with sticks saying stuff like When Im gardening i leave I Osa or something like that. It was very confusing they were talking about some death spell that kills people. Waited for them to pretend to cast this spell then I killed someone with my powers. Oh gods it was absolutely hilarious they were so scared they were worried they were gonna get in trouble little did they know it was really me hahaha Looooosssseeerrrrsss. They got kicked out so yeah you don't know anything.

You don't know this but i just left for like two hours and just got back and continued to write in my journal i think i broke and ankle flying those shoes but i think i got the hang of flying them. Im gonna find a black cloak and just levitate around camp that would be hilarious scaring the shit out of everybody I'm gonna go try it be back soon.

Update on the shoes some phsycotic bitch shot me with an arrow little piggies three and five will never be the same R.I.P you will be missed. Yeah I also lost my pen so I have to use some stupid sharpie I found in my cabin. Well time to go to bed and dream about finally finding someone to love me Oh Gods Im so Lonely.