Deep in outer space, a distant sun shone brightly on the planet Alderan. A
group of intergalactic space ships appeared on the horizon.
br"We are approaching the Wedge Antilies Memorial Resort" said Luke
Skywalker, famous Jedi Knight and former pod racing champion.
br"Brkla;rji01-78490ipak;lsa" confirmed R2D2.
br"Yes," replied Princess Leia Skywalker, former leader of the rebels.
"To think the last time we were here on Alderan the empire was trying to
kill us with their battle droids. But now there's peace in the galaxy this
ice planet has been turned into a fantastic ski-resort."
br"Yes", agreed Chewbacca, who had been taking English lessons.
br"I wanna see the polar bears, Mommy!" said Princess Leia's son Qui-Gon,
named after Ben Kenobi's master and leader of the Jedi Knights.
br"You will soon, son" said Han Solo, who had returned into the cockpit
to pilot the space ship. "Hey Luke," he said into the ship's space talking
transmitter, "Qui-Gon is getting impatient. How about we jump ahead to
warp speed? I'll race you."
br"Sure," said Luke, "but my ship, the Millennium Falcon, can beat yours any day." br"You're on!" said Han. br"DKRPUafjsdla;jka;jkfla;ns92`1-41" agreed R2D2 brAnd they jumped to hyper warp speed. br brWhen they reached the ski resort, their royal escort first made sure the landing pad was safe. br"The coast is clear" he said. br"Thank you, Biggs" said Princess Leia. And they landed their ships. brWhen they entered the resort they were met by a young woman. br"Hello" she said. "I am Princess Amidala." br"I am pleased to meet you" said Princess Leia. "I have heard so much about you! What brings you to Alderan?" br"After the Battle of Endor I decided that I'd had enough excitement for one day, so I thought I'd settle down and start up this ski resort." br"Let me introduce you to my family" said Princess Leia. "This is my husband Han Solo and this is my son Qui-Gon, named after Ben Kenobi's master and King of the old republic. brAnd this is Luke." brShe's even more beautiful than I imagined, thought Luke. If only she hadn't gone on to marry Jedi Padawan Mace Windu, he would propose to her himself. All Jedis had great powers, but they must use it wisely. Luke had to use all his effort to stop himself from travelling back in time and making her his. br brSuddenly, there was a loud explosion and an army of battle droids emerged from a hole in the wall. They were followed by a tall dark figure breathing loudly. As the dust cleared, everyone recognised him as the Evil Darth Vader. br"Darth Vader! But you're dead!" shouted Luke. br"You may have killed me before," said Darth Vader, "but even death is no match for the power of THE DARK SIDE!" br"I wanna go skiing, Mommy!" said Qui-Gon, oblivious to the danger. br"Aaah, young Qui-Gon," said Darth Vader. "Named after Ben Kenobi's master and my childhood rival. I sense the force is strong in him. I could train him in the ways of the Dark Side! Give him to me!" he shouted at Princess Leia. brPrincess Leia tried to resist but Darth Vader's evil hypnotic force power was too strong to resist. br"Okay. Lord. Vader" she said as she marched towards Darth Vader, holding Qui-Gon up towards him. brDarth Vader was about to take Qui-Gon when Luke shouted "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" and ignited his light saber. brDarth Vader brought out his own light saber and turned it on. Its purple glow engulfed the room. brLuke was the first to strike, but Darth Vader blocked the blow. Then he struck back, but Luke jumped out of the way. br"Fool! You'll never beat me!" said Darth Vader. br"Yes I can! I have the power of the Light Side of the Force, and the training of Ben Kenobi and Yoda and Qui-Gon behind me!" br"But they are no longer with you" said Darth Vader. "Ben and Yoda died in the Clone Wars five years ago, and Qui-Gon was slain at the hands of Syfo-Dias" br brThey kept fighting for another hour, but neither Jedi looked like they were going to win. Finally, Luke started to get tired. His muscles began to ache, and Darth Vader showed no signs of stopping. br"Fool! You'll never beat me!" said Darth Vader. "As you are aware, I have brought my Dark Jedi companions Darth Sidious and Darth Maul and Boba Fett back from the dead! I can bring back more! One way or another, you will lose in the end!" brLuke couldn't take it any longer. He had no energy left. His aching hand opened up and dropped his the light saber onto the ground. Darth Vader raised his blade for one final strike. Suddenly, he paused and let out a scream. Smoke came from the control panel on his chest, and he fell over face-forward and dead to reveal the light saber sticking into his back. br"Whose light saber is that?" asked Luke, confused. br"Mine" said a voice from across the room. It was a very familiar- looking man. "Yes, my son, it is I, Anakin Skywalker, your father." br"Father!" said Luke. "But Darth Vader killed you on Tatooine years ago!" br"The Dark Side of the Force may be strong, but the Light Side is stronger" said Anakin. br"What? What do you mea-" br"But that can wait for another day" said Anakin. "But first, we have a lot of catching up to do. Let's go skiing!" brEveryone else nodded in agreement. br"237sioui9p34732i9423894p3jia" said R2D2. brAnd they walked off into the sunset.
br"Sure," said Luke, "but my ship, the Millennium Falcon, can beat yours any day." br"You're on!" said Han. br"DKRPUafjsdla;jka;jkfla;ns92`1-41" agreed R2D2 brAnd they jumped to hyper warp speed. br brWhen they reached the ski resort, their royal escort first made sure the landing pad was safe. br"The coast is clear" he said. br"Thank you, Biggs" said Princess Leia. And they landed their ships. brWhen they entered the resort they were met by a young woman. br"Hello" she said. "I am Princess Amidala." br"I am pleased to meet you" said Princess Leia. "I have heard so much about you! What brings you to Alderan?" br"After the Battle of Endor I decided that I'd had enough excitement for one day, so I thought I'd settle down and start up this ski resort." br"Let me introduce you to my family" said Princess Leia. "This is my husband Han Solo and this is my son Qui-Gon, named after Ben Kenobi's master and King of the old republic. brAnd this is Luke." brShe's even more beautiful than I imagined, thought Luke. If only she hadn't gone on to marry Jedi Padawan Mace Windu, he would propose to her himself. All Jedis had great powers, but they must use it wisely. Luke had to use all his effort to stop himself from travelling back in time and making her his. br brSuddenly, there was a loud explosion and an army of battle droids emerged from a hole in the wall. They were followed by a tall dark figure breathing loudly. As the dust cleared, everyone recognised him as the Evil Darth Vader. br"Darth Vader! But you're dead!" shouted Luke. br"You may have killed me before," said Darth Vader, "but even death is no match for the power of THE DARK SIDE!" br"I wanna go skiing, Mommy!" said Qui-Gon, oblivious to the danger. br"Aaah, young Qui-Gon," said Darth Vader. "Named after Ben Kenobi's master and my childhood rival. I sense the force is strong in him. I could train him in the ways of the Dark Side! Give him to me!" he shouted at Princess Leia. brPrincess Leia tried to resist but Darth Vader's evil hypnotic force power was too strong to resist. br"Okay. Lord. Vader" she said as she marched towards Darth Vader, holding Qui-Gon up towards him. brDarth Vader was about to take Qui-Gon when Luke shouted "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" and ignited his light saber. brDarth Vader brought out his own light saber and turned it on. Its purple glow engulfed the room. brLuke was the first to strike, but Darth Vader blocked the blow. Then he struck back, but Luke jumped out of the way. br"Fool! You'll never beat me!" said Darth Vader. br"Yes I can! I have the power of the Light Side of the Force, and the training of Ben Kenobi and Yoda and Qui-Gon behind me!" br"But they are no longer with you" said Darth Vader. "Ben and Yoda died in the Clone Wars five years ago, and Qui-Gon was slain at the hands of Syfo-Dias" br brThey kept fighting for another hour, but neither Jedi looked like they were going to win. Finally, Luke started to get tired. His muscles began to ache, and Darth Vader showed no signs of stopping. br"Fool! You'll never beat me!" said Darth Vader. "As you are aware, I have brought my Dark Jedi companions Darth Sidious and Darth Maul and Boba Fett back from the dead! I can bring back more! One way or another, you will lose in the end!" brLuke couldn't take it any longer. He had no energy left. His aching hand opened up and dropped his the light saber onto the ground. Darth Vader raised his blade for one final strike. Suddenly, he paused and let out a scream. Smoke came from the control panel on his chest, and he fell over face-forward and dead to reveal the light saber sticking into his back. br"Whose light saber is that?" asked Luke, confused. br"Mine" said a voice from across the room. It was a very familiar- looking man. "Yes, my son, it is I, Anakin Skywalker, your father." br"Father!" said Luke. "But Darth Vader killed you on Tatooine years ago!" br"The Dark Side of the Force may be strong, but the Light Side is stronger" said Anakin. br"What? What do you mea-" br"But that can wait for another day" said Anakin. "But first, we have a lot of catching up to do. Let's go skiing!" brEveryone else nodded in agreement. br"237sioui9p34732i9423894p3jia" said R2D2. brAnd they walked off into the sunset.