And here is the next chapter!
"…fashin sho!" Chris screamed. Lightning and Staci looked worried, but not DJ's momma or Beardo. Beardo was already thinking up the most fashionable costume imaginable, and DJ's momma was retarded and incapable of emotions. "yoos dat junk frum tha piel 2 make ur fashin. Ur chalinj startrs now." Chris said
Lightning looked around through the pile of trash frantically. He looked through piles and piles of pictures of Owen having sex with Beardo, piles and piles of necklaces from Zoey to Mike, and Tyler's sweaty jockstraps. Finally, Lightning saw what he wanted in the forest. "Sha-perfect!"
DJ's momma was sitting there with a blank look on her face, clearly concentrating on forming a single thought in her head.
In DJ's momma's head:
"I'm sorry, momma." DJ said. He then let out a barbaric yell, repeatedly hitting his momma on the head with Heather's glittery ukulele. DJ curled himself up into a ball and cried.
DJ's momma frowned. This time, she was going to be the momma she really was. She picked up some stuff from the trash and started making her costume
Beardo was casually rummaging through the trash. He selected a few tin cans, frayed rope, and pictures. He didn't even have to focus. He had sailed through the whole season without any votes at all by his teammates, after he threatened to sue for racism. He knew he could win easily. Beardo suddenly touched something soft and silky. It was chef's man-thong. "Ooh, sexy (;" Beardo said, making a wolf's howling noise.
Staci was having no luck. She had searched everywhere in the pile yet she had found nothing useful. Suddenly, she noticed a blue, glittery sleeve. "Uh yah. My great great great great great great great great great great great uncle invented blue glittery sleeves. Before him people had to get their arms cut off." She said. She slowly pulled it out…it was attached to a beautiful dress that made her look like she had an hourglass figure. "Nah." She said, throwing it aside.
"Campirz plees cum 2 the frunt 4 judging cuz tiems up…" Chris said.