I AM BACK

I AM BACK!! Turns out you guys love this! Hence I love it too! And I will continue you this as long as I get reviews!! Ooh and my best friend also helped me with continuing this story but yah I love you! And I am feeling on top of the friggin world because I just got an alert on my other story! To go with the nine I got for this one!! (Yes so much better than sex!!) Well yeah I wanna be a writer so it better! Ooh shout out time!

Saphirecinder- Yeah that was just a whim that "infamo-ed" thing. Whims keep me living! Thanx for the review! (…And the crack.)

Master KaiKen- I am just a student in this new found stupidity. Foolishness Brilliance Gracias!! Advice keeps me young!

And the calamity continues…..

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--His body, slick with sweat and writhing in pleasure.

--"Blow me," Harry managed to squeak through his moans of pleasure while Draco was gripping his…..

--"ARGH!" Harry yelled in frustration after waking from one of his most pleasurable dreams with the Slytherin stallion himself.

--Although in this dream Draco wasn't just gripping his own goblet….

--"Seamus!" Harry exclaimed in fear, "What are you doing?!" jumping at the sight of the Irishman hungrily raking his eyes over his body.

--"Well you know I was just doing my daily morning wank…" Harry rolled his eyes.

--"And I happened to notice you had a full blown erection," Seamus noted shamelessly.

--Harry slowly looked down. Seamus was correct indeed.

--Harry was becoming slightly alarmed Seamus was still staring at him with the same hungry expression. If Seamus' eyes were hands he would surely already have been raped by now.

--"Oh," Harry said, trying to think of a plan to get the bloody hell out of there.

--"Yeah." Seamus slowly began to stalk closer to Harry with a look of sheer lust in his eyes, as though he were a lonely lion in desperate need of a shag….Or a lonely Snape for that matter.

--Harry began to shift nervously.

--"Where's everyone Seamus?" Harry asked, trying to slowly edge his way to the bathroom: one small step at a time.

--"Oh they all headed down to Breakfast," he replied evenly, completely unnoticing to Harry getting out of bed.

--Harry knew why they had already headed down to breakfast: to escape Seamus. The bloody gits didn't wake him 'cause he was probably moaning in his sleep again…ooh and the fully erect wanker didn't help either!

--Everyone even the professors were wary of Seamus he was after all pansexual.

--And an obvious nymphomaniac.

--The predicament he was in was all rather terrifying and very straining due to his state.

--Seamus began to walk up to Harry at an increasing pace but right before he was cornered into the wall he yelled, "Oh look! Ginny seems to have forgotten her top AGAIN! Silly girl."

--"Where?!" Seamus cried eagerly, magically conjuring a condom that bellowed the question "Want to ride this dragon?"

--Harry quickly ran into the bathroom and slammed the door, shouting out all the locking charms he knew to keep him safe.

--Now only one question remained: "To Wank or To Shower?"

--BANG! BANG!

--Although Harry wasn't entirely sure whether he heard banging or humping against the door.

--"Harry, Ginny always wears tops on Sundays!" Seamus screamed this as though it was new information.

--"Idiot," Harry muttered.

--So it would be the shower then.

--At lightening speed he hopped into the cleaning cubicle and turned on the cold water. His erection was soon relieved.

--When he came out from the shower he didn't hear any sounds outside so he assumed it was safe to back out there.

--Like recommended by Fred and George, he put on an all-black out, it was Sunday so there weren't any classes today.

--When Harry was walking out the door he remembered he forgot about the Attractivo charm.

--"Attractivo," he stated clearly jogging downstairs on his way to the Dining Hall for breakfast.

--As he walked towards the Dinning Hall he felt his skin get extremely hot and then almost instantly the heat ceased. He also felt his clothes becoming almost alarmingly tight on him.

--And to top it all off the stares weren't making him feel any better either.

--"Great let's just top it all of on the list: Harry Potter the red-hot flaming homosexual," Harry thought while blushing profusely.

--All of a sudden it felt like his body was forcing him to smile at the people.

--Harry made a quick note to ask Hermione what the Attractivo spell actually does, Hermione does know everything.

--When he entered the Dining Hall he noticed a couple people, mainly girls and even a few boys(was that Seamus??) stopped eating and were--smiling at him.

--Trying to avoid their eye contact he made his way over to the twins who were trying to convince Angelina Johnson, a pretty black girl, to eat a piece of chocolate.

--"What is the meaning of this!" Harry asked, gesturing to his entire body.

--"Hello Sweet Cheeks," Fred muttered underneath his breath.

--"Hey, no need to thank us we only, you know made you hot," replied George, " that charm enhances the features you already have, think your best looking day times…I don't know eighty and you got Attractivo!" George exclaimed the last as though he was some type of muggle car salesman.

--"Harry I believe you will know what to do when you see the little ferret," added Fred.

--"Yeah, do something subtle like grab his crotch!" cried George.

--"Indeed," observed Angelina through giggles, along with a couple other girls: Ginny Weasley, Parvati Patil, Lavender Brown, and…

-- "HERMIONE!" Harry yelled almost as shocked if he were to see Voldemort making out with Dumbeldore.

--"Oh, hello Harry," she greeted suddenly out of breath, "You look so... hot look you very." She finished with a hand placed on his chest, as though she had made the most sense possible.

--"Note to self: do not let Seamus see this. But Draco by all means can. Yay Dray. Nay Shay!" Harry thought with a small smile.

--Harry politely moved Hermione hand from his chest.

--"Man I am hungry," he muttered more to himself than to anyone else.

--Like clockwork Harry had four plates filled to the edges with food, prepared for him by the four different girls.

--Angelina's was about to make a fifth plate but she quickly put the plate down when she was severely looked at from Fred.

-- Harry blushed madly and refused to eat from any but still thanked them anyway.

--He prepared his on plate even though Lavender had gotten the last good piece of bacon.

--After Harry was well-fed he slowly made his way out of the dining hall.

--As he was walking he though it would be a good idea to look at himself out in the mirror, so he made his way to the bathroom.

--As soon as he saw the door for the bathroom he rushed in and ran to the nearest mirror to see the side effects of the charm.

--Well at least the visible ones.

--When he peered into the mirror he instantly lost all breath in his lungs.

--"Hot, I'm hell bloody," voiced Harry having a déjà vu moment when he thought about how Hermione mixed up her words when she saw him.

--Harry's body was completely bronze, as though he lived on the sun, his hair was tame and glossier than ever, he thought of an idea and took of his glasses, and his vision did not change at all.

--He stuffed his glasses into his back pocket.

--"Hello Italian Stallion," Harry chuckled, remembering that Italians were known for their dark hair and bronzed skin and were also obviously irresistible.

--He began to walk towards the bathroom door; as soon as the door opened he was face to face with the love of his: Draco Malfoy.

--Draco Malfoy was wearing a very sexy outfit: all black, he was also wearing an indomitable scent on arrogance.

--"Well Bloody Hell," Draco spoke clearly trying to keep his composure," Looks like the golden boy is finally wearing clothes that fit."

--"Did the Fashion Aurors give you a good beating?" asked Draco chuckling at his joke.

--Although Harry wasn't listening he saw words coming out of the beautiful boy's mouth but it repelled against his ears.

--All Harry knew was that he was really thirsty.

--He magically conjured two goblets full of pumpkin juice and handed one over to Draco.

--Draco looked at the goblet suspiciously but thought it better not to question.

--Harry watched the way Draco would take slow sips from the goblet as though he were savoring every last bit of the pumpkin juice.

--"Merlin help me I am a pervert," Harry though with twisted humor, while taking a sip from his own goblet.

--"Have you started filming pornographic videotapes?" Draco questioned innocently.

--Harry instantly choked on his drink.

--Draco taking no notice of this continued on, "Father told me plenty of muggles film them, and in order to be in the film, you have to look good," Draco finished with no shame," Must be why he and Mother are always filming one."

--"Oh," Harry said, while trying to gain his composure, he knew exactly what pornographic tapes were, he had after all grew up with muggles for eleven years.

--Harry grimaced when he remembered finding one of Mr. Dursley's tapes: Busty Babes Bang-A-Langin'.

--Harry wiped at his mouth and made his goblet disappear, he was no longer thirsty.

--"I have to meet up with Crabbe and Goyle at the Black Lake," said Draco emotionlessly, back to his normal cold demeanor.

--As he was walking away from Harry he pressed a black piece of Parchment into his hand.

--He also left a burning sensation in Harry's hand.

--Draco quickly turned around and pushed Harry into the stone wall. He pressed his lips roughly against Harry's and breathed on his lips, "See you later."

--"Squeak," Harry said trying his best not to lose all color in his face.

--Draco laughed, "Squeak it is then," he whispered while walking down the hall.

--When Draco was completely was completely out of sight Harry quickly ripped open the parchment.

--Golden Boy

Meet me at the Room of Requirements at 9 o'clock.

--Draco

--"Oh yes." Harry thought, "Dreams do come true."

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Holy shit when I was writing the sexy scene my Dad walked by!! So anyways please review and I'll write another chapter soon! Thanks to all my alerters, commenters, and readers!! God I love plurals! Ooh and to Tries-to-hard: thanks for telling me to use spell check! It looks better now!