(a/n: Okay look i know its well after Christmas but I can't let this story go unfinished CAN I!?)
Part 3: STUCK FOR CHRISTMAS!?
"I suppose we'll go talk to the engineer and see what the problem is?" The guy cosplaying as Edward Elric spoke. "This oughta be really good...not"
"STOP! UNDER THE ORDER OF THE SSS!" A girl cosplaying as Yurippe from Angel Beats! stood up.
"Order! Order! The academic Committee orders everyone to CALM DOWN!" Yuki from Vampire Knight started freaking out trying to control everyone in the train. Elvira and I just stood there and looked at them all stupidly.
"Yuki...That's enough, you've done well." Kaname stood up and placed a hand on her head, also from Vampire knight.
"You just shut up you filthy blood sucker!" Zero from the SAME anime stood up.
"Oh...My...god..." I spoke softly in disbelief. "Anime's interacting? so much better than whats on fanfiction! "
"SIT BOY!" A girl screamed and a white haired boy fell down with a great force. "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!"
"...Ow...Kagome..." InuYasha spoke.
"Hmph! Im leaving!" The cosplayer dressed as Kagome left the the train cart.
"Well I suppose that could have went better, poor Inu..." Elvira spoke and walked toward the front of the Train. She texted to the fanfiction chat on her phone.
"I still cant remember differences between pina and sharee" I frowned feeling horrible for they were my friends also. We walked to the front of the train passing the multiple cosplayers who were freaking out. There's no need to freak out anyhow Just a simple break down anyhow.
"Liza...I don't know what your doing but...there's no engineer..." I snapped out of my thoughts and back into reality. She was right, there was no engineer. I started to think if there was ever any engineer or if it was one of those Japanese styled trains with no engineer and its only computer efficient.
"What the hell is going on?!" I ran to the computer monitored screen and by damn I was right. Its all computer controlled in this room.
"Liza...whats going on, where is the engineer?" I looked out the train window where the engineer would rest his arm and watch the tracks as I saw the broken shards I looked down, we were stuck on a bridge in between a large river and there was the engineer...dead.
"I think...I think he killed himself." I spoke silently. Elvira walked up beside me and looked at the man who hung motionlessly at the weight of the bridge.
"Maybe he was murdered?" A voice spoke from behind us. I turned around as Elvira did a ninja move.
"Dude, you're a cosplayer of edward elric. Your going to say that. NOW GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" I shouted at the kid as he walked up to us.
"How would you know pipspqueak?!" Ed shouted towards me. I growled, if he wants to do this I'll do it.
"HOW CAN YOU CALL ME A PIPSQUEAK WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE COSPLAYING AS AN ILL TEMPERED SHORT SHRIMP WHO DOESNT EVEN LIKE MILK, MAYBE IF YOU'D DRINK IT YOU'D BE TALLER AND WOULDNT BE A PERFECT FIT FOR EDWARD!" Elvira covered her mouth and giggled.
"He wasnt murdered silly." She held up the piece of paper.
"Is that a suicide note?" I asked confused and kind of scared.
"Eh, yes and no.." She hands me the note.
"I regret to inform all of you..." I started to read. "But the administrators have fired me not too long after we set our journey to washington. Im most sorry to those who have family here in washington. I self shut the train down, I override(ed) the system. Unless there is a genius on bored then you can either sit here until help comes or you can contact the company the so willingly fired me. If anyone see's Miku (Picture attached) please let her know that I wholesomely love her and I only did this for the family to have a better shot. They had shitty pay anyhow. To contact the shitty ass company call 555-765-4589. Thank you, SEMPAI" Well then...oh wait, there's more. "And yes, my name is really Sempai you fucktards dont laugh!"
"Uhm..." Elvira, Ed and I stood there dumbfounded.
"HE FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF OVER ALL THAT SHIT GOD DAMN." I tossed the paper on the ground as it floated down it spun and turned face down revealing some writing on the back. Ed bent down and picked it up.
"There is something more." We looked at him as we felt an ashamed aura surrouned him.
"what?" I spoke.
"What's it say eddddd" Vira whined.
" Hashtag...YOLO...bitches..." I swore if you looked hard enough you could see how awkward he had felt just reading this.
"well, guess he found out the rather hard and difficult way if you only live once...I always hated that saying."I grabbed the paper and walked over to the phone. "UH..." I looked at the numbers and typed in the number 555-765-4598. It rang for what seemed like forever.
"Hello, welcome to the mens restroom where all your sexual fantasies are recorded and reviewed for our own pleas-" I slammed the phone down. "That fucker."
"What?" Elvira gave me a strange look.
"THAT WAS SOME WEIRD GAY HOTLINE!" I facepalmed and grabbed the paper again. "Oops..."
"what did you do?" Elvira glared at me strangely.
"Dialed the wrong two digets." I grabbed the phone and redialed.
"youre and idiot." She looked at the computerized map at the dash of the train.
"Im not an idiot, im just a little on the slow side." I snapped back at her.
"Hello. Thank you for calling what is your urgent problem?" The voice on the other line spoke.
"Hi, this is train number,...uhm..." I looked at vira.
"4432..." She spoke fast and quickly. Then pressed random buttons on the monitor.
"Hello train 4432 what is your problem? You were to be in washingotn 20 minutes ago and on your way back. why arent you there." The voice spoke arrogantly.
"Listen where stuck in the middle of the bridge you damn people fired the engineer so he fucking killed himself. so the train is fucking broken and your gonna tell us how to get outta here and to washington!" I screamed at the voice on the phone.
"Ma'am, by the looks of the statuses of train 4432...your gonna need someone of our own offices to come out...but...ma'am that wont be until after christmas." The voice sounded sorry.
"Your kidding me right!?" I started to panic. Christmas was in two days.
"whatttt what did they say.?!" Elvira walked to me.
I hung up the phone and stood there for a few minutes. I couldn't believe it! No outside world until after christmas...I looked at Elvira whose eyes were filled with curiosity and secrets. Secrets even I hadn't known yet, nor will I probably ever know. I sighed and began to talk.
"Elvira...How would you like A Christmas on a train?" I shrugged and looked at her.
"That'd be cool but what'd they say" Elvira tilted her head like a cat...or a dog...
"We're stuck...until after christmas..." I spoke softly.
"WHAT?!" Elvira yelled in shock.
THAT IS ALL YOU GET FOR TONIGHT GUYS. frankly because i am just so sick of typing ): sorry but this was the best I could do for tonight. yeah anyways night.
