Hello this is ssbbman888 back again for another chapter of my fanfiction (obviously). After all the positive reviews for my first chapter, I am definitely psyched for this next chapter. Will have a quick death scene for explaining guns, but other than that, only language. All rights for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic go Hasbro. All rights for the songs go to their respected bands. I hope you enjoy this new chapter.-ssbbman888

Guest: I'm sorry, these are not anthro ponies. When I saw your comment, I was already done with all the descriptions of the pony versions of the mane 6, but I can make an anthro pony fanfiction one day.

I awoke in the middle of a forest. I couldn't see anything. It seemed close to nighttime when I got up and checked to see if I had everything. I looked around and to my absolute surprise and relief I still had my backpack, my M9, my amp, and my guitars. I tried to stand up, but I found out that I couldn't for some reason. I figured I had hurt my back when I... Teleported? Yeah. Teleported to this place. From what I could tell this forest seemed like the forests in Alaska, but without the coldness and snow. It was in fact very warm outside.

After what seemed like an hour, I could finally get up and start to walk through this forest. It was actually peaceful, something I had not seen for a very long time. As I walked through the forest I thought I heard voices telling me to come to them. I ignored these voices and pushed forward. The voices wouldn't go away. Then I heard, and saw, leaves rustling in front of me. From my past experiences on earth, I immediately ran away. I didn't look back, I just ran.

When I finally made out of the wooded area around 5:30 AM, I found a small town. It seemed like the little settler villages when America was just being settled, but a SHIT ton more colorful and much larger in terms of surface area. As I walked through the town I started to notice that the town seemed deserted.

"This place seems to be dead. I guess that I could see if there are any places that I could loot. I might be able to find some people as well!" So I went thought the small, quiet town. It was a bit dark and I had a bit of difficulty trying to see things. When I finally got my eyes adjusted, the town had become a lot more colorful.

Suddenly, I heard a noise behind me. It was a very loud whoosh. When I turned around and all I saw was a rainbow blur before I got hit with something. I got knocked out.

I woke up to the soft beeping of a machine like the ones that you would find at a hospital. Was I at a hospital? Well, saying I got hit by... Something, I probably was.

I heard a feminine voice. It seemed calm and reassuring. It said "Hey! It's awake!"

It's? I'm a human! Don't these people know that? So I exclaimed " I am in fact called a human, thank you very much."

Then I heard a smaller voice. She seemed to be of the shyer type. The voice timidly said "Oh, we're sorry. We didn't mean like that it's just that... We never seen... Your type before in Ponyville."

Ponyville?! What type of town is that!? A town full of ponies?! I opened my eyes and I almost shit a brick. They were ponies. FUCKING PONIES! WHAT THE FUCK! They also seemed to have tattoos on their... flanks? Is that what they're called? Anyway going on, I said, as I saw the craziest thing in my life, "What. The. Actual. Fuck."

I could tell that the ponies were taken aback from my language, but I really didn't care. My brain was going into total panic and what the fuck mode. There were 6 colorful ponies and then one of them... talked. THEY FUCKING TALKED! I could tell that my brain was yelling at me, while the white one talked, "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"

Anyway, the white pony slandered me in saying, " Humph! What crude language!"

I honestly didn't give a fuck as to what she said. After a while I stuttered out " Wha... But... How in the hell are you talking!?"

The purple one than said " What's hell?" I blacked out again from shock.

I woke up in same bed, but this time with no ponies. I then breathed a sigh of relief and said to myself, after I sighed contently, "It was just a dream. There are no ponies here. Some doctor is just going to come in and give me a check-up. It's going to be O.K." As soon as I finished that sentence, a butter-colored pegasus with a pink mane and cyan eyes came into the room. She had her head down, but she was looking up at me. It was actually pretty cute. I then snapped out of that little moment by muttering to myself "Holy fuck, it wasn't a dream."

The pegasus than said "I'm sorry mister, but we wanted to know what your name was and how you are feeling... If it's not too much trouble... eep!"

I then replied "Um.. My name is Mitchell and I'm feeling O.K... I guess... What's your name?" the pegasus then eeped again and whispered just in a barley audible voice, "My name is... Fluttershy."

I politely asked "can the rest of the erm... ponies come in as well? I want to um... meet them saying that the last time I saw them I kind of flipped out."

Fluttershy then responded "O.K. I'll get them, just wait a little bit if that's O.K. With you."

"That's fine. I'll wait"

After around ten minutes, the other five ponies walked into my room. There was a purple one, an orange one, a blue one, a white one, and a pink one. I remembered the purple one and the white one talking to me, but anyway going on the orange one had a blonde mane and green eyes. Her tattoo was three apples, leading me to believe that she worked with apples. She looked at me like I was going to get up and attack her at any moment. Anyway she had a stenston hat and freckles under her eyes.

Their eyes. That's what freaked me out the most about them. They were so fricking big! I got over it surprisingly quickly though it though. The pink one had a pink mane and seemed to be like she was on ten pots of coffee or really high. She was jumping up and down in place and a gigantic smile on her face. She had three balloons, two blue and one yellow as her tattoo.

The purple one had a seemed inquisitive and looked at me funny, like the orange one. She had five white stars surrounding a bigger, pink star that was in front of a white star as her tattoo. She had a dark purple mane with a pink stripe and a purple stripe.

The white one looked at me angrily, not surprising how she treated me. She had purple hair with a pinkish stripe, purple eyes, and three rhombus-shaped diamonds as her tattoo. She seemed to be in the upper-class.

The blue one had magenta eyes and a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt under a cloud as her tattoo. She seemed to be a bit embarrassed when I looked at her. Her mane was colored... Rainbow! She had a rainbow colored mane! Was it her who ran into me?

I was kind of pissed, but I asked the blue pony politely, "Are you the one who ran into me when I came into town?"

She looked down at the ground and started to scrape the floor with her hoof. After twenty seconds of awkward laughing later, she replied "Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that. My name's Rainbow Dash. And your name is Mitchell right?" At first I was surprised that she knew my name, but then I realized that Fluttershy probably told all of them my name. I nodded my head and she went on. "I was trying to preform a new trick and I kind of crashed into you. Sorry again."

I was happy that she apologized and I asked, "It's fine, but how long was I out for? A day? Two days?"

The purple one sighed and then responded, "Try a week. Oh, and by the way, the name's Twilight Sparkle." A whole week! One whole fucking week! Not surprisingly, I was astonished at this fact. I gasped and tried to move all of my appendages. My fingers, toes, arms, and legs were working, so that was good.

I started to wonder what the rest of the ponies names were. My question was answered when Twilight said, "How about I introduce the rest of the ponies? This here is Applejack." While she said that, she pointed her hoof to the orange pony, and the one named Applejack nodded her hat to me, no longer seeming so hostile. Then Twilight pointed to the pink one. "This here is Pinkie Pie." As Twilight pointed to Pinkie, her smile grew... If that's even possible. "And this is Rarity."

As she pointed toward the white unicorn, she turned her head up, still pissed that I cursed. I wanted to try and make amends, so I calmly said, "Rarity is it?"

She looked at me, and nodded slowly, a bit on edge. I than said "I'm sorry that I cursed. It's just that nobody usually cares if I curse or not, so sorry about that."

She than turned to me, sighed, and replied. "Apology accepted." I sighed a sigh (no shit) of relief after hearing that.

Then Twilight looked at me and said, "By the way, you never told us what species you are. So... what are you?"

I was a bit ticked off by this because I said this before and muttered, "I'm a human. Don't you know that?"

Twilight than replied, "I've never heard of a human before in any of my books. Or in anything about the history of Equestria."

Equestria. So that's what this place is... wait... Equestria?! That's not Earth (again, no shit)! "The name of your world is Equestria?"

"Well... No the name of this world is Equus (references!). The name of this kingdom is called Equestria though. Why do you ask?"

I responded, "Well I come from a place called Earth, and let me tell you, from what I've seen, Equestria is a lot more colorful and not-screwed-up. Now earth, now that place is a total sh... mess. Sorry I almost cursed there."

Twilight then picked up a quill and piece of paper in a purple aura. Also her horn was the same color as the aura, and in fact had the same aura surrounding it. I must of freaked out a little bit because she said, "What's wrong?"

I stuttered "That... aura. Is that some type of telekinesis?"

Applejack, who I could tell was confused, said in a southern accent, "Telekinesis? What's that?"

I knew then that it was not telekinesis, so I said, "Telekinesis is... even I don't really know. It allows you to pick up stuff just with your mind though. That's all I know. Anyway, what are you using to pick up that quill and paper?"

Twilight than giggled and said, "It's magic obviously... Oh wait... You're not from this world."

"Yeah, O.K... Magic... Figures." I stated sarcastically.

I then thought "When am I going to get out of here?" I didn't have to wait long for my answer as a pony, who had a red cross on her flank, exclaimed cheerfully, "Well, you seem to have made a full recovery! You are free to go now!"

I than sighed and said to the girls, "Well, I'm going to check out the town for the rest of the day, you can do whatever you do now." The girls started to leave until I realized that I had none of my stuff. What freaked me out the most is that I didn't have my M9. Somebody... Or now somepony I guess, could get really hurt, or possibly die if they didn't know how to use that thing, so I asked, "Before you go, do you know where any of the stuff I came with is?"

Twilight than said, "OH! Your stuff is at my house, or the library. Just follow me."

I followed Twilight to her house/library, which was a tree. No joke. It was a fucking tree. I figured that weird shit was normal in this world, so I went along with it. "This is my house, or the local library." she exclaimed proudly. As we went in I was is a readers paradise, and a person with OCDs' worst nightmare. The we're books everywhere. Books on shelves, in piles on the floor, on a table, everywhere! My OCD was yelling at me to fix the mess, but I ignored those instincts.

"Sorry for the mess" she said sheepishly. "It's ok, but where in your... house did you put my stuff?" I asked, wanting to make sure that nopony got hurt by my M9. "It's upstairs why?" she asked. I didn't even respond, I just ran up the stairs, passing something small and purple, into the first room I saw. To my delight, all my stuff was there, I heard the clopping of hooves behind me as I reached for my gun. I wanted to make sure that all the rounds were still in the gun. To my relief, all 15 rounds were still in the magazine. I unloaded the magazine and the chambered round and put the rounds of ammunition into my pocket.

"What's that black thing?" That voice scared me enough to point my gun in the direction of Twilight, who had a look of fear and question on her face. I was a bit reluctant to tell Twilight about the brutal history of guns and what they were meant for, but I said "Why I don't I tell everyo... everypony about all my stuff so we can get over all the hassle of going over everything a thousand times?" Twilight immediately perked up to this and giddily responded, "Sounds like a great idea! I'll get everypony. Should we meet up here or somewhere else?" Not wanting to put a bullet in anypony's walls, I asked "Is there anyplace we can that's kind of a bit farther away from here?" Twilight thought about for a second and then said, "Follow me, I know the perfect place!" As she picked up my stuff with her... magic and walked out the door, I followed suit.

As I followed her, I saw a bunch of other ponies walking around, some noticing me and staring, others taking a look at me and then walking away. I could not blame them. I was new here, and they had never seen anything like me before, so I was not to saddened by this. As Twilight and I walked, she suddenly dropped my stuff gently on some grass. I looked at where we were. About a mile from Ponyville from what I guessed. "Just wait here, I'll be back with the rest of the girls" I nodded my approval, and then she walked off.

After around thirty minutes, I started to see the six colorful ponies heading toward me. "All right, show us what what you've got, hotshot" Rainbow Dash said. I figured she was the boastful type. I first explained my guitars to the ponies. As I struck a C chord with both of my guitars their eyes opened up with wonder.

As pulled out my iPhone I saw everypony look at the device with excitement. I explained that I usually listen to music on my phone, they all asked at once what a phone was. I explained how a phone works, it seemed that everypony's brains had broken exept for Twilight and Pinkie. "How about I put on a song so I can see if you like my music?" They all nodded, so I put my music on shuffle and the first song that came up was Know Your Enemy by Green Day. As the song started to play, and a started singing, I could see the ponies staring at me, except for Rainbow Dash, with... fear? Surprise? I didn't really know.

As I finished the song, I heard Rarity say with an overly excessive amount of shock, "Why in Celestia would anyone come up with such hateful words? Violence is an energy? Burning things down deliberately? Why would anyone listen to this stuff?"

At that point I snapped. I basically yelled, "Why do you care what I listen to?! If you don't like my music that you don't act like the fucking world is going to end! You can just say 'I didn't like that type of music' not 'oh my god! I'm going to die if l listen to this again!' Seriously, what the fuck!"

At that I just stared at Rarity, waiting for a response, but then it hit me. literally and figuratively. As I received a smack on the head from RD and a lecture from Fluttershy and Twilight, I could see something I never wanted to see. Rarity was crying. I had made one of my... friends cry. I didn't even care that they were another species, hell, I didn't care that they were from another fucking planet! They were my friends. I had fucked up big time. As Fluttershy finished her last sentence, I started to fall to the ground. As my ass hit the earth, I curled up into a ball and started to cry myself. "This is why I don't have friends. This is why I can't have friends." I said that over and over again.

I felt a hoof an my back. It was gentle and it comforted me. Then, a soft voice,"Why did you yell at rarity Mitch? Why?"

That was a good question that needed to be answered. Why? Why do I do all these things. I, and only I, knew the answer to that. "Girls, gather 'round. I have something very important to tell all of you." I said in one of the most serious and solemn voices I have ever used. "Girls, this is something that only a few people know about me, even in my own world. I have Aspergers syndrome." Everypony looked at me like I was crazy. Everypony except for Twilight, who looked at me with so much shock, you could confuse her with electricity.

Fluttershy asked in her normally quiet tone, "What's Aspergers syndrome?"

To my surprise, Twilight started talking by saying, "Aspergers is a mental disability. Ponies are born with Aspergers, so they have no control over if they get it or not. Ponies, and I guess now people, who have Aspergers are usually very smart, but they may have trouble in speaking, writing, sometimes physical stuff..."

And I finished by saying "And making friends. Back at my home planet some people labeled me as a freak. Nobody wanted to be around me, and the people who did just used me."

Everypony seemed to look horrified when I said that last part. I continued by saying, "Going on, people with my syndrome tend to be obsessed over one thing, and never get over it until they find something else to replace it, they take expressions literally, and tend to snap hard and often, even to things that don't seem like a big deal."

Everypony, even Pinkie Pie lost her smile to what I just said.

Rarity started to speak up an say, "Well, even though I did not approve of your music, I can find myself to tolerate, and maybe later enjoy, your music. As to why you yelled at me, I have to say that is something that cannot be fixed. I forgive you for your actions, as they were not your choice to have Aspergers."

I was touched by that little bit. Just three words can change everything. I forgive you. Those words were like getting a hot shower after spending a day in Canada with nothing but a shirt, pants, and shoes. "Thank you for forgiving me Rarity, I can see if I can play any other songs that that aren't as hateful. Also, if any of you get on the bad side of me when that happens just say, 'Mitch, you're doing it again.' I'll understand what you mean." Then they all rushed me for a group hug, and I realized how short they were, just about up to my belly button

After that, I tried to find a song that would be acceptable by the rest of the ponies. I found it in On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz. As I sang and played, I could see the ponies start to bob their heads to the beat. After I finished, Twilight exclaimed, "That was great! I didn't know that you could sing that well!"

Rarity spoke up next, "I also found that music to be more of my taste." I just smiled happily at them for liking my music.

After that escapade, I explained the rest of my stuff, like my laptop, and about my religion, Christianity. "I am a Christian, and I am proud to be one."

I finished while Pinkie started to yawn. "I'm tired and it's getting late, how about we head back to our homes?" Pinkie said. I, and everypony else, nodded in agreement and started to go our seperate ways. I was very happy that I didn't have to explain firearms to them.

As I started to walk back to Ponyville, I heard the question that I never wanted to hear, courtesy of Applejack, "What's that thing in yer pocket?"

I immediately tensed up at this, but decided it was for the better if I explained it. "O.K. girls gather around again because this is importah...!" It seemed that a very big gust of wind almost knocked me over, until I saw all the ponies gasp, then nod their heads down in my direction.

I was confused as to why they were doing this until I turned around. There was a pony almost as tall as me right in front of me. She was white and had a bunch of jewelry on. She had a long flowing mane and tail of four different colors. Pink, light purple, light blue, and light green.

Fluttershy muttered out, "P...P...P...Princess Celestia!?"

PRINCESS! I'M LOOKING AT A FUCKING PRINCESS! I immediately bowed my head down and asked, "Please forgive me princess, I didn't know you were... well... a princess."

She laughed my words and said, "You are not from this world, so I figured you would not know who I am. You can say thank you to Twilight for informing me about you."

I turned to Twilight, with my mouth opened as far as I could open. "How did you tell the princess about me?" I asked, dumbfounded as how Twillight could communicate to the FUCKING PRINCESS!

"I have to send a friendship report to the princess every week. When I was in Canterlot, which is the capitol city of Equestria, I wasn't too exited in making friends. I just wanted to study, study, and study. I lived with my pet baby dragon. His name is Spike by the way. Bu-"

I cut her off, "You live with a dragon!? How... What... You know what? With all the other crazy crap in this world, I am now honestly not surprised to hear that. I woul... Princess... Celestia is it?"

Celestia responded, "Yes?"

I sheepishly said, "Do... Um... You mind if I... You know... Uh... Curse at all?"

Celestia sighed, laughed, and then replied, "I'm fine with it." then she whispered in my ear, "In fact, I sometimes mutter a fuck or shit to myself sometimes when things go bad." I never looked at Celestia the same after that.

I continued in saying, "Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if you lived with a fucking owl"

The next words sent a hand straight to my face, "Actually, I do."

I then asked Twilight to go on with her story, and I was extremely surprised. "So... You speak to Princess Celesta Every. Fucking. Week?! People in my world would be lucky to see the kings and queens of some nations for a minute!

"Yeah, I speak to her every week." she said. Celestia spoke up "What is that black thing?"

Damn. I would not be able to get out of this, so I said, "This is a gun. Now guns... Actually... Do you guys have crossbows, or at least bows and arrows?" Celestia and the other ponies nodded. "Well, think of a bow, but smaller, with more moving parts, a easy to pull trigger, and an ammunition storage area." As I said ammunition, I pulled out one of the rounds to my M9. I went on saying, "These things are called rounds, and this is what the barrel of the gun. Even though the projectile is small, it can still kill anything quickly for the most part." When I said kill all the ponies took a step back. I continued by saying, "In all the wars that the world has gone into, we have developed guns to go from small pistols with only one shot and a thirty second reload to guns that can fire fifty of these rounds per second and a very fast reload. My favorite gun is the FAMAS G2."

As I said FAMAS, my gun disappeared. "Where the hell did my pistol go!?" I said quite angrily. Then a FAMAS with a note appeared right in front of me. The note read, "This weapon has been enchanted with the power to turn into any form of it's type. Take a longbow turning into a crossbow for example. If you have a longbow, then you think of a crossbow, with your weapon enchanted with this enchantment, the bow will turn into a crossbow."

"So does that mean..." I thought of my favorite pistol, the M1911A1, then my FAMAS disappeared, then at most five seconds later, an M1911A1 appeared in front of me.

Twilight spoke up shakily, "Is your... Gun enchanted with a changing spell?"

"I guess it is." I replied, even though I had no idea why or how it got this enchantment.

Celestia looked like she wanted to kill me. "Why do you have such a violent... Thing in your possession?"

I said calmly, "Where I'm from, it's not safe to go out without some form of protection. People who don't have stuff like this could get robbed, raped, even murdered because they couldn't defend themselves."

"That place sounds horrible!" Pinkie said.

"Let me tell you, it is. Continuing on though, some people have access to some pretty big guns, like this one." I thought of a portable minigun. As the gun started to appear, I grew a big smirk on my face. "Do any of you have earmuffs?"

"No, but I can summon some." Celestia said. As she talked, eight earmuffs appeared out of thin air. I was surprised, but I just went with it.

"Everypony, put these on now." I said as I turned the gun on. When everypony, including myself, had their earmuffs on, I let loose into the air. As casings landed around me, and fire and a hailstorm of bullets was coming out the barrels, I let out a loud yell. Of course the yell was muffled by the sound of the gun shooting fifty rounds per second. I was in my own little world, until I stopped shooting after about fifteen seconds.

Rainbow Dash said with a giant grin on her face, "That. Was. AWESOME!"

Fluttershy was scared stiff, Pinkie Pie was wide-eyed, Applejack and Twilight had their mouths hanging open, and Rarity was cringing at the loud noise. The only pony who looked normal was Celestia. I did see her with a slight frown though.

Celestia then said, "Don't you think that was a bit... Extreme?"

I replied with a smirk, "Yes. Yes I do."

Then Fluttershy spoke up and said, "You said that guns were made to... Kill things?"

I sighed and replied, "Yes they were."

Rainbow spoke up and said, "Prove it."

Those words scared me. How? How the fuck am I supposed to prov... Then I got an idea. "Celestia, do you have a back-to-life spell?"

She looked at me strangely then said, "Yes... Why do you ask?"

"Then use it." I changed my gun back to my M9, put the gun to my head, closed my eyes, made my peace with god, and pulled the trigger.

OH SHIT CLIFFHANGER! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. The ending, well actually the whole story, was made up on-spot, so if things seem a bit weird worded, that's why. Chapter 3 will be up next week, like usual. One question though, would you like Mitchell to have a marefriend, of just be with everybody? Hope you have a good day wherever you are.-ssbbman888