The New Loki
The Avengers are relived to be done with the God of Mischief; however Thor is still grieving for his brother. Taking a page from the Mortals of Midguard he makes a wish on a shooting star. Now The Avengers have to deal with a new Loki.
Nick Fury, the director of a world organization that operated in secret under the acronym S.H.I.E.L.D. which stood for Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. He was the person you did not want to get angry, not because he ran one of the largest secret organizations, but he was a well experience spy and seen many horrible things and survived them.
However this new mission may be the one to finally put him in the ground.
Normally Director Fury was onboard S.H.I.E.L.D.'s mobile HQ, called the Helicarrier, in the command room. Right now he was facing a dangerous foe he thought he would never see again after the heroes, collectively known as the Avengers, defeated him and taken to face justice... on Asguard... not sitting in a special S.H.I.E.L.D. interrogation room right in front of him.
"Well Mr. Fury? I don't suppose you will answer my question any time soon." Came a clam and almost mocking masculine voice, from sitting in front of Director Fury, hand cuffed and sitting in a chair that had two legs off the ground was… Loki, the god of mischief and Thor's, adopted, younger brother or so he seemed to be.
The man looked to be no older then twenty-seven in Midguardian years; he had shoulder length dark hair that was slicked back to his neck with the ends curling outwards, pale unblemished skin, green eyes and was abnormally tall as his feet still touched the ground as he leaned back in the chair, seemingly at ease as he just looked at the Director innocently.
"Or I don't suppose you are a fan of multicolored colored ponies." The man pulled at the bottom of the shirt he was wearing which confused the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. quite a bit.
The man was wearing odd clothes that contradicted his appearance, with a black t-shirt that said... I, Heart, Bronies with six cartoon ponies and a rainbow on it, a pair of green swim trunks that had an image of a golden horned helmet that many had seen the same man wearing on his head that was absent right now, and white and green checkered high tops on his feet.
"And you are?" Fury asked, unsure of what was going on inside the man's head; then again he probably didn't want to.
"Well of course! You humans have come up with the most entertaining ideas." The man praised with a smile as the hand cuffs rattled as he stretched his arms over his head and leaned back a bit further, the sounds of stiff bones cracking.
"Cut the act Loki! Why are you here? Why are you not on Asguard?" Fury asked, getting angry with the god. The man just blinked at him confused. "How did you know my name?" he asked instead, seeming surprised before surging his shoulders. "Well any way can I go? I've got things to do, places to be." Loki told him before Fury narrowed his one visible eye.
"You are not going anywhere until you tell me your plans." Fury told him and Loki tilted his head to the side. "And what would my plans be?" Loki asked rolling his eyes. "Enslaving the populous of the United States into becoming my slaves?" he asked, sarcasm dripping from his confession.
"You tried that, and we beat you. You no longer have the cube." Fury told him only to get a chuckle from Loki. "Why would I need that for?" he asked and Fury became suspicious of this Loki. "You have another way?" Fury asked but Loki yawned. "Maybe, Maybe not. Can I go now? I'm getting rather bored." Loki told him, frowning as he put an elbow on the table and rested his chin on the palm on his hand.
"I don't think so." Then the door opened to reveal several armed guards in black riot uniforms. "These nice men will escort you to your new accommodations." Fury said and the men forced Loki to stand up and walk among them, none of them being very kind to the strange man on their way to round glass cell. The hand cuffs where removed before Loki was pushed in forcefully from behind by a guard before he was shut in and then left alone to lay face down on the white floor.
"Well, that wasn't very nice." Loki commented as he picked himself up, and looked around at the white and glass cell. "These are dull accommodations." He muttered as he examed the cell. "Not even a bathroom, how inconsiderate." Loki pouted, and then grew very bored...
Avengers Tower
After the Avengers' Tower opening ceremony most of the Avengers were up, Tony and Bruce were of course in the lab working out some new invention of Tony's, Steve was in the personal gym knocking around several sand bags, Nastasha and Clint having been sent on S.H.I.E.L. , as for Thor...
The god of thunder was just dressed in a pair of sweat pants and witting for the toaster to pop up with the tasty Tarts of Pop he had been introduced to on his first trip to Midguard. Then came the sound of bells making Thor turn around confused as he tried to find the source of the bells that sounded rather familiar.
-Mr. Odinson, sir. I believe that is your Stark phone ringing.- came a British disembodied voice said and Thor looked at the tiny black box that was making the ringing noise and lit up with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s emblem appearing on it.
"Yes. Thank you Phantom Servant." He said to the AI before picking up the phone and answering it the way Jane and Tony had thought him.
"Hello?" he greeted unsurely as he put the phone to his ear.
"Thor. This is Fury; we have something I think belongs to you." Came Director Fury's voice form the phone, confusing the god.
"I am not aware I was missing something." Thor replied and then was startled by the loud alarms that then came over the phone. "Thor, I suggest you get to the Helicarrier. Loki is back." Came Fury's voice again before the call was disconnected.
The phone slipped from Thor's hand in surprise as the god was in disbelief before a smile came to his face. "Midguardian magic is quite powerful." He muttered for getting his hammer and flying off to the Helicarrier.
Helicarrier
Everyone in the control room of the Helicarrier just looked at their screens and went about their duties, the alarms for and escaped prisoner had been shut off after the prisoner had been found. A few brave agents dared to look behind them at the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. in fear of punishment for laughing at his current appearance.
For Director Fury was not in his normal all black attire and plain black eye patch, instead it was a dark red version of it that almost took on the shade of blood, and as for his eye patch... it was no longer plain black as small sparkling stones that formed a yellow smiley face decorated it.
Only one agent could approach him and not show bewilderment or amusement at his current attire.
"Sir." Agent Maria Hill came forward, only her S.H.I.E.L.D. issued uniform was now light green.
"Report Agent Hill." Fury said, not looking at her but at the screens and the agents at the various consoles.
"Yes, Sir. The prisoner has been found and contained in the mess hall. There are several agents guarding him right now." She informed him as footage of the Helicarrier's mess hall was brought up along with sound, getting a tail end of a joke. "And then he said 'That's not a Yak! That's me Wife!' " came Loki's voice and then the laughter of several agents. The video showed that Loki was in the center of new agents that were not aware of how dangerous the man was, or of that he had done.
"It's not ideal but it will have to do. Now what's the damage report?" Fury asked as his crimson red suit became a clam shade of purple. Agent Hill pulled up the affected areas Loki had tampered with on his screens as she had a tablet in her hands.
"Well it seems everything is in working order just with some... modifications." She informed the director as she pulled up a live video feed.
"The lab rats are ah... Twirking, according to the new lab tech..." She said as she showed how the mice were dancing in the lab rather strangely to a Miley Cyrus song that was playing in the back ground. A few agents who heard her report started to snort and chuckle holding back laughter.
"The water in the men's showers is turning their skin bright blue." Agent Hill brought up photos of several male agents who were now had bright blue skin and some white pants on. "The doctor said they will be just smurfy?" Agent Hill read off a bit confused but a few gents on deck started laughing, understanding the reference.
"The training weapons now shoot out puffs of cotton candy as well as become giant Pixy Sticks." She went on as there was a video of some trainees with rather deadly looking guns but when they fired... only colorful puffs of sugary candy came out floating at the target harmlessly. Then another one showed agents fighting with staffs and when it got hit rather forcefully, it broke open and rained sour apple flavored dust. A few agents that were listening in then fell to the floor laughing.
"Of course certain S.H.I.E.L.D. agents have reported their uniforms changing color with their mood." She said as her own uniform changed from yellow to orange. "And last of all is this... painted up on the deck sir." Agent Hill concluded as an aerial snap shot of the Helicarrier and in bright neon green was the words, LOKI WAS HERE! XP, appeared on the screen.
"What about the soap slide on deck 7?" Fury asked and Agent Hill looked confused. "We haven't gotten any reports on that yet sir, there's also the possibility of more traps like this." she informed him, not sharing the other agents scene of humor, or Loki's.
"Any idea on how he got out?" Fury asked and Agent Hill didn't say anything for a while. "Sir... the camera's in that room seemed to have gone off line at the time of his escape whish was... 2 hours ago." She told him carefully as she saw his clothes turn orange.
"Where's Thor?" he asked and Agent Hill was about to responded when an agent in charge of monitoring the top deck spoke up. "Thor has landed on the Helicarrier sir." they said brushing away the tears of laughter.
Fury was not amused as he left to speak with the god of thunder.
Yay! 2nd chapter! Also I would like to point out that this Loki is not the Loki Thor knows. Another thing is I would like to say I am not bashing my fellow bronies, but it will have a connection in later chapters.
I would also like to thank those who reviewed, faved, and are following this story I hope you are not disappointed with the way I am taking this story.
Thank you for reading this and I will update irregularly. I look forward to your comments.
