Shut Up and Kiss Me - NaruSasu Romance and HumorRated M

Chapter TwoSasuke's P.O.V.

It didn't take long for me to explode after the shock of Naruto's growth had hit me like a ton of bricks. I always sat with Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Karin at our lunch table and there had always been a space open for our school books. Walking with my salad, water and cookie bar, I noticed that the blond idiot had taken my spot. And no, he's not an idiot because of my obvious sexual frustration. He was just naturally stupid when I knew him long ago and he always would be. If only he could only have stayed small…

I strutted over to the table getting taunting cat-calls from my male peers, some meaning it, and pushed the man's food out from where he was sitting, making it hit Hinata's food tray. I put my food in front of him and Naruto was confused for a second then looked up at me, catching my eyes. I glared. "Idiot." The blond suddenly smiled and stood, practically knocking me over with his broad shoulder, catching me in a bone crushing hug. I gasped and when I did, I took in a breath of his cologne. I almost died.

Sakura stood, as I could see from my side vision, and scolded me. "Sasuke, don't be such a douche. And Naruto, put Sasuke down."

"P-Please!" I agreed and pushed him away when I was loosened a bit. I glared and Naruto pouted. Thank GOD he didn't lose that heart breaking pout. But only, it looked sexy instead of cute. Oh, shut up Sasuke. Whenever have you gone for sexy instead of cute in the "SasuNaru" world? Never.

"Awh, Sasuke~! I missed you! You haven't changed a bit!" He hugged me a tad softer and I hugged back. "Yeah…Well, you certainly have." I bit back, trying to make it sound harsh but the blond accidentally breathed in my ear sending my hormones through the roof, making it sound…well, not so harsh. We'll call it Anti-Harsh. I flushed and the four girls could see this. They gave me kissy faces and I just gave them the finger in response. Naruto pulled me away and smiled. I could see some of his freckles over his nose and wanted so badly to smirk. They were cute. "Well, thank you~" He smiled and moved the books out of the way and on the floor gently, apologizing to Hinata and setting his food in front of him again.

I watched him sit and, pouting, I took the seat Naruto had sat in. "That's more like it." I said softly and ate my salad.

You may think that I'm falling for the new Naruto but you are wrong…! W-R-O-N-G! Just because plays basketball with me, eats lunch with us, does his homework at my house along with the girls, even when the girls cancel (and I curse them every time they bail) and he talks kindly to me, and asserts himself by pushing me against the wall when my antics go to far in the locker room, all of it means nothing. These past few weeks have meant NOTHING to me. I still want my Naru-chan.

I pout to myself, sitting on my bed. Tonight we were supposed to get a snow storm in the area and the girls plus Naruto are coming over for a movie and game night. I had gotten texts from all of them saying that they were at the movie rental store, picking up a surprise for the movie. And knowing them, they'd forgotten the board games so we'd have to play my video games or it would just be boring. I sighed looking out the window. I saw Sakura's green Chrysler pull into my driveway and I stood, stretching and hurrying down the stairs.

While running down, I looked in the mirror before the bell rang. I fluffed my hair and checked my outfit: a black long sleeved V-neck and faded Jeans. I blew myself a kiss as the bell rang and I hurried down the rest of the stairs to answer. Itachi was in the kitchen grabbing some soup and heading back stairs to his boyfriend. As I opened the door, the girls piled in first and took off their winter gear and ran to hug Itachi before he disappeared into his "cave" as we called it. He smiled and kissed their cheeks as I helped Naruto with the bags he was carrying. He had on an expensive coat this his father had bought him, no doubt.

I put it on the coat hanger and took the bags as the blond slipped his shoes off, which were covered in snow. I set the bag on our kitchen counter and watched Naruto adjust himself. He was wearing an orange tunic, black long sleeve, and black pants with his necklaces and bracelets he insisted on wearing. I sighed in my head. Why'd he have to grow up? That outfit would have hung on his body so cutely if this was six years ago. But no. Fate was a bitch and Naruto grew up to be a man.

He walked into the kitchen and, considering Itachi was talking with the girls, walked over to my big brother and smiled. Itachi decided to embarrass me as I felt his eyes on my back. "You've been around a lot lately, Naruto-san." He almost purred. "Are you…" He held his pinky up(1) and winked, tossing a look to my back, I figured. I heard the girls giggle and Naruto said softly, "No." and laugh with them. Itachi seemed to laugh too and said, "I know. I was kidding. Don't make too much noise now." He ended as the girls said goodnight to him as he most likely walked off, telling him to tell Kisame hi.

I rolled my eyes and made the popcorn feeling their hugs on me this time. All at once they said, "Hi, Sasuke~" and kissed my cheeks before running off into the family room. Of course I rubbed my cheeks and felt the presence of another in close proximity of me. I turned to look over my shoulder and notice Naruto looking around, as he always did, as if he was noticing if anything changed. It never did. I coughed softly and the blond turned his attention to me and smirked. He walked by me and leaned on the counter, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Thanks for inviting me." He said softly. I shrugged and popped the popcorn we had in our cabinets in the microwave. "No problem I guess." I looked back to the stove-top popcorn and sighed. I could hear the girls talking loudly about something and laughing hysterically as the main menu theme from "Titanic" play. God damnit, I hate that movie! I grumped and Naruto laughed. "You too?" He asked. I was shocked out of my self-pity and looked at Naruto. He seemed to narrow his eyes toward the family room. "I hate that movie." He laughed bitterly and I laughed back. "Yeah. Me too."

"Luckily," he continued, "I brought Jennifer's Body." He smirked. I wrinkled my nose. "Ick. Horror." I said softly, obviously not pleased with the idiot's selection either. Naruto tilted his head. "Oh come on…! It's a great movie~" He nudged my shoulder and I moved away from it. "Yeah, yeah. Everyone says that." I took the popcorn from the microwave and put nacho cheese in a microwavable bowl and heated that up, putting chips in a party platter. Naruto watched me. I just glared. "What? Is this amusing?" I asked, obviously annoyed. Naruto shrugged. Damn blond.

"Do you need help?" He asked softly. I gave him a look. "You've found a clue, Watson!" I said, shoving the popcorn bag into his hands. I brushed past him, feeling a shock -or was it a spark?- and heading into the living room to the girls who were setting candy in party bowls they had. They let the menu play still and I was annoyed at fuck, wishing they hadn't picked this one. They could have brought the Sisterhood of the God Damn Traveling Pants and I wouldn't have complained. Not only was Titanic sucky and girlish…

…It was romantic and steamy…

And when we watched the movie, Naruto and I were the only ones on the couch as the girls were in the front watching and reciting every sentence. I watched as Rose kissed Jack and how they had gotten steamy in an old ford truck from 1912 and could have sworn I imagined Naruto doing those things to me. And that COULD NOT happen. I was top damnit! Stop thinking like an Uke, Sasuke! I openly cursed under my breath and Naruto must've heard as he moved closer and whispered a "What?"

I flushed. Thank god the lights were down so he couldn't see. "U-Um. It was nothing." I covered. Great, I stuttered. Naruto smirked, I could see through the delicate lighting of the television. I just acted like I was interested in the movie and hoped Naruto would move away. He didn't but thankfully he looked away.

By the end of the movie, I had recollected my sanity and sighed. Sakura was still wiping her eyes from the "beautiful" ending of the movie and all of us had forgotten that Naruto had another movie. I was happy because I couldn't stomach a horror. Not tonight, anyway. Karin turned up the lights and Ino and Hinata started moving the furniture.

"Go get your pillows Sasuke…! We're going to play a game." Ino said, cheerily. I cursed her. Teenage girls and their girl games. I obeyed however and went to get six pillows from the guest room upstairs. I walked down and threw their pillows at them. They had ignored my kind gestures and put them on the floor to sit on. Making a circle.

I face-palmed and did what they did, annoyed with the game already. "What are we playing?" I spat at the girls as they giggled. "A gaaaaame." Hinata said softly, moving the hair from over her shoulder. Sakura and Karin shared a smile as Ino set a root beer bottle on the ground in the middle of our circle. I sighed and crossed my arms. Ino sat up straight and smiled at Karin. "Kar, you can go first~" She eventually smirked and Karin adjusted her glasses before taking her manicured nails and raking them softy over the words and designs of the bottle. She spun in and it landed on Naruto.

The red head smiled and smiled devilishly at the blond. Naruto tilted his head at her. "Truth or dare…~?" Came the kind, yet prodding question. Naruto looked up and sighed, loudly. "Uhm… I'm feeling rather bold. So…dare."

Fuck. They'd better not do what I think they're going to.

The four looked at each other and giggled before Karin said, "We dare you to kiss Sasuke."

My life is over.

~TBC

Another's Note: Okay, so I really love Titanic and I had to play the part of Sasuke in this so, yeah. I LOVE TITANIC~ And Jennifer's Body too. Best cuddling experience of my life! But what's going to happen to our little Naru and Sasu? The answer will shock you in the next chapter~ Please review!

(1). People in Japan usually ask if another person is together with someone by suggesting with their pinky finger raised when bringing up the subject. Just a fun fact for those who didn't know~