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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Before we begin next chapter, there's something you need to know: the name and character Sakurai Tomoko does not originate from "HLP (Seitenkan)", she first appeared in chapter 16 of REGULAR "HLP" when Sakurai Tomoki, the ORIGINAL Sakurai Tomoko, ordered Ikaros, the ORIGINAL Icarus, to turn him into a girl so he could bathe in the woman's bathroom; Tomoko later became a separate character from Tomoki in chapter 43, but that was only temporary.

So, as you might've guessed, Tomoko replaces her technical brother as the main protagonist of "HLP (Seitenkan)". In other words, just imagine Tomoko when thinking of genderbent Tomoki.

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

"Tomo-chan," Sora called out the next day from within her house next to Tomoko's, "I have to leave early for day duty at school. You better get out of bed, now."

Tomoko slowly opened her eyes and sat up in her futon, tired and exhausted due to thinking about—

"Good morning, Master."

Tomoko looked to her left and saw Icarus looking at her with an expressionless face, while his wings flapped a bit. "Oh, YOU'RE that U.M.A. dude who fell from the sky last night, right?" Tomoko asked as her forehead turned black and her eyelids narrowed. Just then, he saw Icarus right next to her, having crawled up right next to him.

"Do you have any commands, Master?" the Angeloid asked in an emotionless ton. "It is my duty to fulfill any command you have. "We Angeloids were created to satisfy our masters with anything they desire."

"A-Anything I desire?" Tomoko couldn't help but notice a ton of ridges and bumps from Isacrus' shirt.

"Affirmative."

"Y-Your..."

"My..."

"I-I WANT BUNDLES OF MONEY, PLEASE!" The chibitized Tomoko looked any as she made her first command. "Holy shit! I almost felt tempted to touch those mountains of his!"

"How much would you like?" asked Icarus. "100,000,000,000¥?

"Huh? Oh, sure. Whatever."

"As you wish," Icarus said as he pulled out a card. "TRANSPORT!"

*SHINE*

*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*

In that moment, the card transformed into a calculator and Icarus inputted 100,000,000,000¥.

*THUD*

Tomoko suddenly got piled upon by bundles of money.

*PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP*

As soon as the avalanche, Tomoko grabbed one of the bundles, shocked by what she had been showered with. "ICARUS! WHAT THE HELL KIND CARD IS THAT?! GIVE IT TO ME! NOW!" She yanked the card out of Icarus' hands to observe it herself.

"The card is a transport device," explained Icarus. "It responds to my master's desires, and sends for whatever equipment is necessary from my homeland of Synapse."

"Synapse?" asked the modernized Tomoko.

"Currently, I have no information on what Synapse is at the moment. I was not activated until I met you."

Tomoko looked at the card and...merely grew a flower. "Oh, never mind. What ELSE can you do?"

"Everything."

"EVERYTHING?!" A star shuriken shined into the top-left side of Tomoko's left eye and blood dripped out her left nostril as she had an idea.

"Aw, man," groaned Sora at his house. He pulled up his underwear to fit around his waist, but had a hard time. "Why does my waist keep getting stronger?" he asked himself as he stroked his tightly-fitted ass.

But little did she know that two people were spying on him: Icarus and a chibitized Tomoko, and both of them were invisible. "Man! I just LOVE being invisible!" cheered the perverted girl.

"May you please explain what you intend to do?" Icarus asked his master.

"Something I like to call, 'a girl growing up like a maturing man'."

"I don't understand."

"Now, let's have some fun..."

Tomoko tip-toed right behind her friend...and PUSHED him.

"WAAAHHHHH!"

*THUD*

"OOF! What the hell?!" Sora got—

*SPANK*

Tomoko spanked Sora's ass through his briefs.

"AHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

*SPANK*

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA! He totally got what was coming to him!" Tomoko laughed as she ran off with a trail of noseblood and her chibitized Angeloid flying right behind her.

"Master, I STILL don't understand."

"THAT, my dear Icarus, is what I call 'JUSTICE'! To the SON-OF-A-BITCH who keeps karate chopping my head!"

"'Punishment'?" exclaimed the modernized Icarus.

"THAT'S RIGHT! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Tomoko held the back of her hand under her mouth and began like any royal/rich girl in anime would.

As she did so, Icarus looked back at his ass to pat it a couple time. "So, is THIS what I must suffer if I fail Master?"

"Alright, NEXT! TRANSPORT!"

*SHINE*

*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*

Icarus' card turned into a clock.

"Now...TIME STOP!"

Time had completely stood still throughout the town of Sorami.

But not for Tomoko, she was completely naked and ran around Sorami High School with a spear in her hands.

"What's going on, Master?" asked Icarus.

"Oh, nothing! Just something I whole-heartedly desired to do since I was a kid. Now, the WORLD IS MINE!"

And so, Tomoko spent most of the day staring at underwear...

...resting on men's ridges...

...stealing dirty magazines...

...and even stealing men's briefs.

Later that night, Tomoko was having a ginormous feast.

"Do you enjoy your, Master?" her Angeloid asked as he looked on.

"THIS IS THE BEST MEAL EVER, ICARUS; however, I have no idea how you got all this shit in one house!"

"You see," explained the Angeloid, "my card allows me to call for a quantum material converter, then. using the air—"

"Ah, never mind. Too complicated."

"Do you have any other commands?"

"Commands? Not really," said Tomoko. "Although, I would love it if you stripped out of that weird outfit," she said quietly to herself.

"As you wish." Icarus stood up a began removing his clothing, starting with his heavy shoulder pads.

*CLANK* *CLANK*

"Huh? EEK! NO! STOP! I TAKE THAT BACK!" Tomoko suddenly panicked. "I WAS JUST KIDDING! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO! ABORT COMMAND! ABORT!"

But Icarus continued stripping, now moving onto his shirt. "I am unable to abort commands," he said as he removed his last pieces of clothing: his pants and briefs. "I was only created to FULFILL commands. Anything else?"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Tomoko quickly backed away and averted her gaze while blood ran out her nose once again. "I THINK THE LAST COMMAND WAS GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR! SO I THINK I'M DONE FOR THE DAY...although, if I DID have one more command, it would be conquing the entire goddamn world, especially since I've had the best day of my FREAKING life! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..."

"TOMO-CHAN! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU YESTERDAY?!"

The next day, Tomoko, once again modernized, woke up to the Sora's infuriated voice from right outside her door.

"YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THE TEACHERS YELLED AT ME FOR YOUR ABSENCE!" continued Sora. "OPEN THIS DOOR, TOMO-CHAN!"

"Okay," Tomoko groaned as she headed downstairs to her front door. "What do you want?" but as she opened the front door, Sora was gone; all that was left was his outfit. "S-Sora?"

"I have just began your command of world domination, Master," said Ikaros from behind. "I began by eliminating those who wouldn't accept you as their ruler; however..."

"'However'..."

"...however, it appears NO ONE would accept you."

"Wait a sec..." Tomoko ran back inside and rushed to her TV set. She flipped through every channel, but not a single living creature was in sight. "You...YOU WIPED OUT ALL LIFE ON THIS PLANET?! ARE YOU INSANE! Abort that order! NOW!" She yelled at her Angeloid.

"I was only created to fulfill orders, not ABORT them."

"Goddammit! There's GOTTA be somebody who's still alive!" she said to herself.

Tomoko rushed out of her house, searching throughout the entire city for one sole survivor. She checked the roads. The houses. the buildings. The apartments. The school. NO ONE! Not a single person, or animal for that matter, could be found. "This is what I've always wanted, to live a peaceful and quiet life. But not like THIS!"

Later that evening, Tomoko sadly gazed out at the setting sun, along with the one who pretty much DOOMED the human race. "I cannot believe you would actually DO something like this," the black-haired human girl whispered.

"I sincerely apologize," said Icarus. "I was only fulfilling what you apparently wanted. Would you prefer it if I terminate myself as well?"

"As a matter of fact," said Tomoko coldly, "yes. YES, I would. In fact, I'd like to shoot yourself in the head, just so I can look the bullet hole and see if there is ANY intelligence in whatever is inside your dumb head! I think it's the ONLY way to make up for what you did! *SOB*"

"...As you wish, Master."

*SHINE*

*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*

Icarus turned his card into a gun. Taking that gun, Icarus pointed it to his head, ready to fulfill his command. He pushed his index finger into the guard; the finger resting on the trigger itself. Then pulled the trigger and...

*BANG*

Icarus fell onto the ground with the gun, now breathing smoke out of the hold, still in his hand...and Tomoko on op of him, just barely saving the Angeloid from his kamikaze command.

"Master?"

"Dammit, Icarus! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" Tomoko screamed, now crying in agony over what she almost caused. "I didn't think you'd actually DO it. Just...Just abort command!"

"I cannot abort—"

"YOU CAN'T?! OR WON'T?! What did you even DO to deserve dying? All you did was follow my command. And now I want that command aborted."

"I cannot—"

"YES, YOU CAN!" Tomoko angrily pounded Icarus' ridged chest a couple times in frustration. "PLEASE! Don't leave me alone! *SOB* For the love of God, just abort that STUPID command! PLEASE! Just make this nightmare come to end!" Tomoko began shouting, but then her voice soften, going completely soft by the time she said "end".

"...…...As you wish, my master."

"Tomo-chan," Sora called out the next day from within her house next to Tomoko's, "I have to leave early for day duty at school. You better get out of bed, now."

Tomoko slowly opened her eyes and—

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

—shot straight up out of bed as she chibtized. "Oh, man! What a nightmare! I am NEVER spying on boys making out until 3PM again!"

"Good morning, Master."

Tomoko looked up and saw kneeling right in front of her with his card in hand.

"YOU!" Tomoko furiously glared and pointed at the Angeloid. "What the hell did you just do?!"

"You said your wanted your nightmare to end, but you HAD one to begin with," explained Ikaros. "So I figured I'd make everything you witnessed be a nightmare instead so I could put an end to it and fulfill your command."

"You did WHAT?!" The modernized perverted girl stood up out of bed in amazement.

"I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?"

"NO! Of COURSE you were!" Excited, Tomoko knelt right in front of Icarus and grabbed his hands in joy, bowing countless time, saying, "THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

"Will there be any other—"

"Commands? HELL NO! I think I've given enough commands for once!" Just then, Tomoko felt tired. "Then again, I would like it if you could call Sora for me and tell her that I'm sick, because I'm starting to feel TOO exhausted right now to go to anywhere right now." She collapsed onto her bed.

"As you wish."

*SHINE*

*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

*RING* *RING* *RING*

"Hello?"

"Hello, Mitsuki Sora. This is Sakurai Tomoko calling. I needed to call and let you know that I have been infected with a severe contagion and won't be able to attend school today. But I'm sure the contagion will be subsidized tomorrow morning."

"Oh, okay. Well, I hope you feel better."

*BEEP*

Opening her eyes, Tomoko looked up at Icarus and asked, "What'd you just do?"

"You commanded me to call Mitsuki Sora and tell her that you're sick, didn't you?"

"Oh, thanks. That's good news."

"Um Master, when you told me not to leave you alone, would you like THAT to be a part of your nightmare as well?"

"...Icarus, you can do with that whatever you like, right?" Tomoko asked she climbed into her futon to go back to sleep.

"Huh? I'm afraid I don't understand."

"Just DO it!" Tomoko was so tired, so after saying that, she fell asleep.

"...…...As you wish."

(Tomoko's Dream)

Tomoko opened her eyes up and found herself in the grassy field field she constantly dreamed about.

"The angel before you will be very important when the time comes." Tomoko looked up and saw the angel from his dream again. "Until then," the angel continued, "take good care of him...and don't let him go...EVER."

End

Cast:

Daedalus: Daisuke Ono (Japanese); Zach Aguilar (English)

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